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hack the warehouse - championship

https://hack.gguf.org

Pick one of four fighters, walk into a warehouse turned tournament arena, knock out 1000 hackers and the four top hackers who come out to stop you, and take the title.

The hacker squard

	Weapons	Plays like	Overclock
Adam — a boy in a black T-shirt and jeans	Microphone (on its stand) and a drone	Long reach, wide sweeps; screams and drone strafes hit at range	Sonic Boom — three screams, a drone strafe, the mic drop
Ana — a girl in a white sailor-style dress	Cellphone (on a selfie stick) and a laptop	The fastest hands: short-gap strings, dash cancels, spinning moves	Viral Storm — six dash cuts, a spinning storm, the burst
Brian — a man in a cap and a blue T-shirt	A cart and a camera	Slow and heavy; the cart flattens a rank, the camera's flash staggers a lane	Rush Hour — three flashes, a cart ride through the crowd, the unload
Connector — an oval jelly monster: three hairs, big eyes, a large mouth, orange balls for hands	Itself	Hops, spins, belly bumps; copies Adam's scream and Brian's flash, clones itself into three	Giga Connect — blows itself up to 100× its size: giant hops, a giant spin, the belly flop

The stage

Round	Hall	Goal	Boss
1	Loading Dock	200 knock-outs	PHISH — lure casts, then a spam flood
2	Server Aisles	450 knock-outs	TROJAN — shield charges, shock waves, calls his squads
Semi-final	Mainframe Core	700 knock-outs	RANSOM — payload drops, a lockdown, carpet drops
Final	Mainframe Core	1000 knock-outs	ROOT, the champion — four phases: blade rushes, three forks of himself, a blackout, the mask comes off

Every boss area attack is telegraphed by a red disc filling up on the floor: walk out of it, roll through it, or jump the travelling shock rings. Clearing a round heals you. Your squad (the white hoodies) fights alongside you.

Practice is the endless arena in the Mainframe Core: waves keep coming and you can't be knocked out.

Difficulty

Level	What changes
Easy	Half damage, long wind-ups, one attacker at a time, weaker bosses, bigger heals
Normal	The baseline
Hard	Tougher hackers and bosses, ×1.5 damage, shorter wind-ups, smaller heals
Extremely Hard	×1.9 damage, three attackers at once, bosses shrug off light hits

Controls

Action	Keys	Gamepad	Touch
Move (camera-relative)	WASD / arrow keys	left stick	floating stick (left half)
Attack	J / left click	X □	ATK
Charge (mid-combo: a finisher)	K / right click	Y △	CHG
Jump	Space	A ×	JMP
Dodge	L / Shift	R1 R2	DDG
Overclock (a gauge segment full)	I	B ○	OC (lit when ready)
Camera	mouse (click the field to lock it) / Q E	right stick	drag on the right half
Recenter / face the nearest boss	R	L1 L2	—
Pause	Esc	Start	II

Tap attack for the string (up to six hits); press charge after the 1st–5th hit for a different finisher each time, or on its own for the fighter's signature move. Run for a moment and attack for a dash attack; attack or charge in the air for air moves.