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programmerhumor | hearsdemons | xzkyqj | <|sols|><|sot|>Why arent you playing by the rules of the game!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bq54d2yu1ss91.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 139,716 |
programmerhumor | FlavorTownUSSR | irmua0n | <|sols|><|sot|>Why arent you playing by the rules of the game!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bq54d2yu1ss91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"It would have been nice if you'd mentioned you were entertaining other offers "
Also them
"Sorry we hired someone else, we hired them 3 months ago and decided not to tell you even tho we ... | 4,248 |
programmerhumor | hutxhy | irmwqdb | <|sols|><|sot|>Why arent you playing by the rules of the game!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bq54d2yu1ss91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I just interviewed with a fairly large bank. The first tech screen was 4 leetcode questions that had to be completed in 70 mins.
I don't practice leetcode but I've been in a number of companies... | 3,888 |
programmerhumor | riversilence | irmxjng | <|sols|><|sot|>Why arent you playing by the rules of the game!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bq54d2yu1ss91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I just interviewed with a fairly large bank. The first tech screen was 4 leetcode questions that had to be completed in 70 mins.
I don't practice leetcode but I've been in a number of companies... | 3,850 |
programmerhumor | RonSijm | irmv1lj | <|sols|><|sot|>Why arent you playing by the rules of the game!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bq54d2yu1ss91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Something like this happened a couple years ago:
Some recruiter on linkedin said that their CTO saw my profile and was really interested in having a coffee with me... I thought alright sure, I g... | 2,573 |
programmerhumor | Bayek3087 | irmttit | <|sols|><|sot|>Why arent you playing by the rules of the game!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bq54d2yu1ss91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>An IT consultant from my country contacted me for a position that seemed interesting, they offered me several entry conditions, including salary and telecommuting. After the process of 3 intervie... | 1,827 |
programmerhumor | Ctownkyle23 | irndjio | <|sols|><|sot|>Why arent you playing by the rules of the game!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bq54d2yu1ss91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I just interviewed with a fairly large bank. The first tech screen was 4 leetcode questions that had to be completed in 70 mins.
I don't practice leetcode but I've been in a number of companies... | 1,274 |
programmerhumor | aaabigwyattmann3 | irmqyca | <|sols|><|sot|>Why arent you playing by the rules of the game!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bq54d2yu1ss91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>3 rounds of interviews is already too much. No thanks.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,204 |
programmerhumor | SnooHesitations750 | irn2kzz | <|sols|><|sot|>Why arent you playing by the rules of the game!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bq54d2yu1ss91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"It would have been nice if you'd mentioned you were entertaining other offers "
Also them
"Sorry we hired someone else, we hired them 3 months ago and decided not to tell you even tho we ... | 1,063 |
programmerhumor | fpcoffee | irmxu0l | <|sols|><|sot|>Why arent you playing by the rules of the game!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bq54d2yu1ss91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Something like this happened a couple years ago:
Some recruiter on linkedin said that their CTO saw my profile and was really interested in having a coffee with me... I thought alright sure, I g... | 849 |
programmerhumor | ixJax | irmy01u | <|sols|><|sot|>Why arent you playing by the rules of the game!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bq54d2yu1ss91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>My company made it harder to join with the friggin coding exams and now we cant find people<|eor|><|sor|>"Now write code for our new app, of course on A4 sheet, our engineer will check if it work... | 816 |
programmerhumor | lucidl0gic | irn061z | <|sols|><|sot|>Why arent you playing by the rules of the game!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bq54d2yu1ss91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Had a coding assessment for Kroger. Was told it would be a JavaScript test. After the 3rd MongoDB question,which I had no experience with at the time, I closed it and told the recruiter I am not ... | 702 |
programmerhumor | SHDighan | irmu0k4 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why arent you playing by the rules of the game!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bq54d2yu1ss91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I declined to continue pursuing an AWS position due to the six+ hour process (not including code exercise). Now I get an AWS recruiter contacting me every month about a new position.
I keep pol... | 665 |
programmerhumor | quadmasta | irn2er6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Why arent you playing by the rules of the game!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bq54d2yu1ss91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I just interviewed with a fairly large bank. The first tech screen was 4 leetcode questions that had to be completed in 70 mins.
I don't practice leetcode but I've been in a number of companies... | 655 |
programmerhumor | uberDoward | irmxu1s | <|sols|><|sot|>Why arent you playing by the rules of the game!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bq54d2yu1ss91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Something like this happened a couple years ago:
Some recruiter on linkedin said that their CTO saw my profile and was really interested in having a coffee with me... I thought alright sure, I g... | 614 |
programmerhumor | g_hi3 | irn87qb | <|sols|><|sot|>Why arent you playing by the rules of the game!<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/bq54d2yu1ss91.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"It would have been nice if you'd mentioned you were entertaining other offers "
Also them
"Sorry we hired someone else, we hired them 3 months ago and decided not to tell you even tho we ... | 574 |
programmerhumor | Progractor | x9w0jh | <|sols|><|sot|>Simple Feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1gpqmbfm7um91.gif<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 124,867 |
programmerhumor | GoatsareimpressiveFR | inqak3p | <|sols|><|sot|>Simple Feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1gpqmbfm7um91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>She's definitely superstitious. Really commited to it<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,500 |
programmerhumor | TheArtVark | inqbrg5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Simple Feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1gpqmbfm7um91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Vampire. Can't cross running water.
Edit: after several comments that she is still crossing UNDER water, iirc it was that they cannot cross OVER water. But I'm not a certified vampirologist, I could be wrong.
I thought a housebo... | 3,778 |
programmerhumor | Jarpunter | inqshyo | <|sols|><|sot|>Simple Feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1gpqmbfm7um91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>She's definitely superstitious. Really commited to it<|eor|><|sor|>What culture can't step over hoses without getting cursed?
Genuinely curious.<|eor|><|sor|>Vampires cant cross over running water<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,153 |
programmerhumor | Particular_Being420 | inqetk3 | <|sols|><|sot|>Simple Feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1gpqmbfm7um91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>you thought you had edge cases covered
*you thought*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,903 |
programmerhumor | the-official-review | inqfvgp | <|sols|><|sot|>Simple Feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1gpqmbfm7um91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>The old dude just watching in amazement has me rolling<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,669 |
programmerhumor | BlackHatSlacker | inqqy59 | <|sols|><|sot|>Simple Feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1gpqmbfm7um91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>She's definitely superstitious. Really commited to it<|eor|><|sor|>What culture can't step over hoses without getting cursed?
Genuinely curious.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,362 |
programmerhumor | Grumbledwarfskin | inqye5i | <|sols|><|sot|>Simple Feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1gpqmbfm7um91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>She's definitely superstitious. Really commited to it<|eor|><|sor|>What culture can't step over hoses without getting cursed?
Genuinely curious.<|eor|><|sor|>Vampires cant cross over running water<|eor|><|sor|>But they can go u... | 1,259 |
programmerhumor | GurpsWibcheengs | inquv37 | <|sols|><|sot|>Simple Feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1gpqmbfm7um91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Guy on the left 100% turned around to laugh his ass off.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,045 |
programmerhumor | top_untalented | inqe6ul | <|sols|><|sot|>Simple Feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1gpqmbfm7um91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>The reaction of that senior developer is gold.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,012 |
programmerhumor | Gawdy_Anonymity | inqkn9o | <|sols|><|sot|>Simple Feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1gpqmbfm7um91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>This reminds me of the realistically spinning planets in pre-release No Mans Sky which had to be cut because people couldnt wrap their heads around the idea of a planet spinning and then landing somewhere different if they enter... | 632 |
programmerhumor | reclamerommelenzo | inqepai | <|sols|><|sot|>Simple Feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1gpqmbfm7um91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Just a good tester<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 610 |
programmerhumor | Zron | inqy0pp | <|sols|><|sot|>Simple Feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1gpqmbfm7um91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>She's definitely superstitious. Really commited to it<|eor|><|sor|>What culture can't step over hoses without getting cursed?
Genuinely curious.<|eor|><|sor|>Vampires cant cross over running water<|eor|><|sor|>But they can go u... | 553 |
programmerhumor | Pyrokanetis | inqysbw | <|sols|><|sot|>Simple Feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1gpqmbfm7um91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>The old dude just watching in amazement has me rolling<|eor|><|sor|>It's the guy on the left who can't handle it and walks away that gets me<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 413 |
programmerhumor | wasbee56 | inqlyjt | <|sols|><|sot|>Simple Feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1gpqmbfm7um91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>so there is is some superstition about stepping over hoses? i was not aware.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 395 |
programmerhumor | mr_potatoface | inqs7g2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Simple Feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1gpqmbfm7um91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>She's definitely superstitious. Really commited to it<|eor|><|sor|>What culture can't step over hoses without getting cursed?
Genuinely curious.<|eor|><|sor|>idk, that'd be a fun thing to do to complete baffle people like here.... | 387 |
programmerhumor | the_unheard_thoughts | inqh586 | <|sols|><|sot|>Simple Feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1gpqmbfm7um91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>User: Tries new feature..
Dev: Ok it works!
Tester: Leaves the room..<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 350 |
programmerhumor | wasbee56 | inqm5wk | <|sols|><|sot|>Simple Feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1gpqmbfm7um91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Vampire. Can't cross running water.
Edit: after several comments that she is still crossing UNDER water, iirc it was that they cannot cross OVER water. But I'm not a certified vampirologist, I could be wrong.
I thought a housebo... | 348 |
programmerhumor | dannyb_prodigy | inqzuhv | <|sols|><|sot|>Simple Feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1gpqmbfm7um91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>She's definitely superstitious. Really commited to it<|eor|><|sor|>What culture can't step over hoses without getting cursed?
Genuinely curious.<|eor|><|sor|>Vampires cant cross over running water<|eor|><|sor|>But they can go u... | 325 |
programmerhumor | jachien | inqyxxf | <|sols|><|sot|>Simple Feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1gpqmbfm7um91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>Guy on the left 100% turned around to laugh his ass off.<|eor|><|sor|>I love it. He watches the whole thing like, "Is this happening?" Then looks up to see his co-worker's face and that sets him off.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 313 |
programmerhumor | thewend | inr2d1f | <|sols|><|sot|>Simple Feature<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/1gpqmbfm7um91.gif<|eol|><|sor|>you thought you had edge cases covered
*you thought*<|eor|><|sor|>There is only one possible input from the user that could brick my code, and its a random string of crap! I'm ok, right?
User: <|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 278 |
programmerhumor | D-Tunez | uc9zxb | <|sols|><|sot|>it's the most important skill<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g37eb3qivuv81.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 118,657 |
programmerhumor | WW_the_Exonian | i693d7c | <|sols|><|sot|>it's the most important skill<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g37eb3qivuv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It involves identifying the essence of the problem and describing it as precisely and concisely as possible<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 5,759 |
programmerhumor | HammerTh_1701 | i693v2t | <|sols|><|sot|>it's the most important skill<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g37eb3qivuv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One of my teachers wanted to teach us how to google properly. In the end, we taught her how to google properly.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,264 |
programmerhumor | scholarlysacrilege | i692266 | <|sols|><|sot|>it's the most important skill<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g37eb3qivuv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To be fair, there are way too many people that do not know how to google shit. I have seen people write shit like "I need to buy a new screw for a cabinet I have where do I buy it?" and then get mad when google do... | 2,675 |
programmerhumor | notaustinpost | i699h03 | <|sols|><|sot|>it's the most important skill<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g37eb3qivuv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once got insecure about my Python knowledge (more of a SQL cat) and my boss said "you know Python". I said "no I know how to Google when something doesn't work". He said "see, you know Python".
Took me a while ... | 2,670 |
programmerhumor | notsogreatredditor | i692pey | <|sols|><|sot|>it's the most important skill<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g37eb3qivuv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wish people tried googling atleast once before asking their peers for help imagine how much time it would save the company<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,572 |
programmerhumor | Fluffcake | i69a6xx | <|sols|><|sot|>it's the most important skill<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g37eb3qivuv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It involves identifying the essence of the problem and describing it as precisely and concisely as possible<|eor|><|sor|>"Understand and solve complex problems" is recruiteter-speak for "googling".<|eor|><|eols|><... | 1,363 |
programmerhumor | JeDetesteParis | i69811g | <|sols|><|sot|>it's the most important skill<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g37eb3qivuv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>It involves identifying the essence of the problem and describing it as precisely and concisely as possible<|eor|><|sor|>It's too advanced for most people. I wonder how they handle every single new thing in their ... | 1,061 |
programmerhumor | zum-one | i69dwt3 | <|sols|><|sot|>it's the most important skill<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g37eb3qivuv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One of my teachers wanted to teach us how to google properly. In the end, we taught her how to google properly.<|eor|><|sor|>Hearsay<|eor|><|sor|>Objection!<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 981 |
programmerhumor | sisrace | i695kko | <|sols|><|sot|>it's the most important skill<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g37eb3qivuv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To be fair, there are way too many people that do not know how to google shit. I have seen people write shit like "I need to buy a new screw for a cabinet I have where do I buy it?" and then get mad when google do... | 853 |
programmerhumor | Significant_Zebra_49 | i69glqi | <|sols|><|sot|>it's the most important skill<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g37eb3qivuv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>I once got insecure about my Python knowledge (more of a SQL cat) and my boss said "you know Python". I said "no I know how to Google when something doesn't work". He said "see, you know Python".
Took me a while ... | 738 |
programmerhumor | CurlSagan | i693ei6 | <|sols|><|sot|>it's the most important skill<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g37eb3qivuv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not to brag, but I'm also pretty good at CTRL+F.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 733 |
programmerhumor | SWPK | i69jbzi | <|sols|><|sot|>it's the most important skill<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g37eb3qivuv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>One of my teachers wanted to teach us how to google properly. In the end, we taught her how to google properly.<|eor|><|sor|>Hearsay<|eor|><|sor|>Objection!<|eor|><|sor|>That was your own question<|eor|><|eols|><|... | 725 |
programmerhumor | msqrt | i693toa | <|sols|><|sot|>it's the most important skill<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g37eb3qivuv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wish people tried googling atleast once before asking their peers for help imagine how much time it would save the company<|eor|><|sor|>Often you can't even figure out what to google.<|eor|><|sor|>And this is why ... | 551 |
programmerhumor | PlasmaEnergyGaming | i693il1 | <|sols|><|sot|>it's the most important skill<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g37eb3qivuv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Googling is an actual skill, you can be very talented at it or very poor at it. Most of us are average<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 529 |
programmerhumor | iamghostling | i692fdd | <|sols|><|sot|>it's the most important skill<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g37eb3qivuv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To be fair, there are way too many people that do not know how to google shit. I have seen people write shit like "I need to buy a new screw for a cabinet I have where do I buy it?" and then get mad when google do... | 496 |
programmerhumor | csm1313 | i69b8t4 | <|sols|><|sot|>it's the most important skill<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g37eb3qivuv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>To be fair, there are way too many people that do not know how to google shit. I have seen people write shit like "I need to buy a new screw for a cabinet I have where do I buy it?" and then get mad when google do... | 485 |
programmerhumor | Duranium_alloy | i694xc5 | <|sols|><|sot|>it's the most important skill<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g37eb3qivuv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Not to brag, but I'm also pretty good at CTRL+F.<|eor|><|sor|>I was thinking "what the fuck does CTRL-F do?" then I realised that I use it all the time. Pure muscle memory at this point.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|... | 413 |
programmerhumor | personalityson | i694lzc | <|sols|><|sot|>it's the most important skill<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/g37eb3qivuv81.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>site:stackoverflow.com "error: expected ';' before '}' token"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 392 |
programmerhumor | PizzaTucker | yveu7r | <|sols|><|sot|>Manager does a little code cleanup...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5cxgt5dhtzz91.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 112,998 |
programmerhumor | vXSovereignXv | iwe2n52 | <|sols|><|sot|>Manager does a little code cleanup...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5cxgt5dhtzz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yep, lets just start turning off shit in production and see what happens.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 9,662 |
programmerhumor | haz_mat_ | iwebu7v | <|sols|><|sot|>Manager does a little code cleanup...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5cxgt5dhtzz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yep, lets just start turning off shit in production and see what happens.<|eor|><|sor|>I know whoever runs DevOps was like you want me close WHAT?! That cluster has ok fine fuck it this whole things burns.... | 8,572 |
programmerhumor | RadioactiveFruitCup | iwdx7zr | <|sols|><|sot|>Manager does a little code cleanup...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5cxgt5dhtzz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>This sub was never meant to keep up with this absolute torrent of shit that hes unleashing
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I dont think hes getting advice. I think hes winging it - things like buying ads with SpaceX money is dumb... | 8,141 |
programmerhumor | Expensive_Effort_108 | iwdzw6j | <|sols|><|sot|>Manager does a little code cleanup...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5cxgt5dhtzz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>So these aren't memes.. this is.. reality?<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,475 |
programmerhumor | k-phi | iwdyv9f | <|sols|><|sot|>Manager does a little code cleanup...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5cxgt5dhtzz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>I cannot discern joke from reality anymore<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,331 |
programmerhumor | allthingscloud | iwe3kp5 | <|sols|><|sot|>Manager does a little code cleanup...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5cxgt5dhtzz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Did he actually tweet this? Lmao<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 6,281 |
programmerhumor | ricardical | iwe9dlw | <|sols|><|sot|>Manager does a little code cleanup...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5cxgt5dhtzz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yep, lets just start turning off shit in production and see what happens.<|eor|><|sor|>I know whoever runs DevOps was like you want me close WHAT?! That cluster has ok fine fuck it this whole things burns.... | 5,963 |
programmerhumor | ApprehensiveCut2058 | iwe4g4e | <|sols|><|sot|>Manager does a little code cleanup...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5cxgt5dhtzz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of when my dad deleted his "system" folder on his PC because he thought it was taking up too much space and slowing it down.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 4,704 |
programmerhumor | TheAJGman | iwedol1 | <|sols|><|sot|>Manager does a little code cleanup...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5cxgt5dhtzz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Yep, lets just start turning off shit in production and see what happens.<|eor|><|sor|>I know whoever runs DevOps was like you want me close WHAT?! That cluster has ok fine fuck it this whole things burns.... | 3,992 |
programmerhumor | allthingscloud | iwe3og0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Manager does a little code cleanup...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5cxgt5dhtzz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Did he actually tweet this? Lmao<|eor|><|sor|>Holy cow he did.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,886 |
programmerhumor | OwnerAndMaster | iwe2vhw | <|sols|><|sot|>Manager does a little code cleanup...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5cxgt5dhtzz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>This sub was never meant to keep up with this absolute torrent of shit that hes unleashing
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I dont think hes getting advice. I think hes winging it - things like buying ads with SpaceX money is dumb... | 2,879 |
programmerhumor | BestDanOfThemAll | iweyb49 | <|sols|><|sot|>Manager does a little code cleanup...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5cxgt5dhtzz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Reminds me of when my dad deleted his "system" folder on his PC because he thought it was taking up too much space and slowing it down.<|eor|><|sor|><|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,764 |
programmerhumor | PizzaTucker | iwe3yuc | <|sols|><|sot|>Manager does a little code cleanup...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5cxgt5dhtzz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>So these aren't memes.. this is.. reality?<|eor|><|soopr|>https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1592177471654604800<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,602 |
programmerhumor | AuspiciousSeahorse28 | iwdwtz8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Manager does a little code cleanup...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5cxgt5dhtzz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Seriously can't make this shit up.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,543 |
programmerhumor | afmbloaa | iwdxu43 | <|sols|><|sot|>Manager does a little code cleanup...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5cxgt5dhtzz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>well, if you cant sign into your account, nobody can<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,400 |
programmerhumor | idfk_idfk | iwecsz2 | <|sols|><|sot|>Manager does a little code cleanup...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5cxgt5dhtzz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>We are currently in the process of determining which 20%.<|eor|><|sor|>the average human uses only 10% of their brain. If we remove the other 90%, they'd be using 100% of their brain. basic math.<|eor|><|e... | 2,274 |
programmerhumor | somefunmaths | iwe2890 | <|sols|><|sot|>Manager does a little code cleanup...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5cxgt5dhtzz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Seriously can't make this shit up.<|eor|><|sor|>Dispatches from Elons quest to drive Twitter into the ground (disclaimer: I completely believe that his overconfidence and surrounding himself with yes-men i... | 2,189 |
programmerhumor | electronicdream | iweknwz | <|sols|><|sot|>Manager does a little code cleanup...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5cxgt5dhtzz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>Did he actually tweet this? Lmao<|eor|><|sor|>Holy cow he did.<|eor|><|sor|>You should also read the threads he's participating in... It's... Eye opening<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,134 |
programmerhumor | rosserton | iwe6y0o | <|sols|><|sot|>Manager does a little code cleanup...<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/5cxgt5dhtzz91.png<|eol|><|sor|>So these aren't memes.. this is.. reality?<|eor|><|soopr|>https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1592177471654604800<|eoopr|><|sor|>Seriously, this is top tier tell me you dont know how to manage production s... | 2,045 |
programmerhumor | LongLiveGOSR | sl3wyq | <|sols|><|sot|>Steal what is stolen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwurhp7crzf81.png<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 104,791 |
programmerhumor | omutist | hvoo8tv | <|sols|><|sot|>Steal what is stolen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwurhp7crzf81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Programmers only talk with ducks<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 3,007 |
programmerhumor | Traditional_Ice_1205 | hvoq7cx | <|sols|><|sot|>Steal what is stolen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwurhp7crzf81.png<|eol|><|sor|>It's our code<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,128 |
programmerhumor | absurdlyinconvenient | hvoug7n | <|sols|><|sot|>Steal what is stolen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwurhp7crzf81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Honestly there's no better compliment than someone stealing your code. I love it when it happens, it's basically someone saying I know better than them, even if it's on a certain obscure area it would be unrealistic for th... | 2,126 |
programmerhumor | omutist | hvomxj6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Steal what is stolen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwurhp7crzf81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Programmers do not talk<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,859 |
programmerhumor | crazy_boy559 | hvoovwd | <|sols|><|sot|>Steal what is stolen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwurhp7crzf81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Extended conversation
A: i stole your code.
B: it's not my code.
A. Then where did you get it?
B: this github repo from 5 years ago.
A: hey, i contributed to that repo.
B: is this your commit?
A: yes.<|eor|><|eols|>... | 1,459 |
programmerhumor | lonestar-rasbryjamco | hvpbbjl | <|sols|><|sot|>Steal what is stolen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwurhp7crzf81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Honestly there's no better compliment than someone stealing your code. I love it when it happens, it's basically someone saying I know better than them, even if it's on a certain obscure area it would be unrealistic for th... | 796 |
programmerhumor | fredspipa | hvos2q6 | <|sols|><|sot|>Steal what is stolen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwurhp7crzf81.png<|eol|><|sor|>It's our code<|eor|><|sor|>/r/socialistprogrammers<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 768 |
programmerhumor | LongLiveGOSR | hvoob1j | <|sols|><|sot|>Steal what is stolen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwurhp7crzf81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Programmers only talk with ducks<|eor|><|soopr|>... and geese<|eoopr|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 735 |
programmerhumor | AllFuckingNamesGone | hvotbx9 | <|sols|><|sot|>Steal what is stolen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwurhp7crzf81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Extended conversation
A: i stole your code.
B: it's not my code.
A. Then where did you get it?
B: this github repo from 5 years ago.
A: hey, i contributed to that repo.
B: is this your commit?
A: yes.<|eor|><|sor|>T... | 410 |
programmerhumor | AdministrativeOne13 | hvorqka | <|sols|><|sot|>Steal what is stolen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwurhp7crzf81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Programmers only talk with ducks<|eor|><|soopr|>... and geese<|eoopr|><|sor|>And their monitors *hides*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 283 |
programmerhumor | omguserius | hvpckd0 | <|sols|><|sot|>Steal what is stolen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwurhp7crzf81.png<|eol|><|sor|>"I stole your code"
"Did it work?"
"Yes"
"How'd you fix it?"<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 254 |
programmerhumor | LongLiveGOSR | hvouiry | <|sols|><|sot|>Steal what is stolen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwurhp7crzf81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Honestly there's no better compliment than someone stealing your code. I love it when it happens, it's basically someone saying I know better than them, even if it's on a certain obscure area it would be unrealistic for th... | 250 |
programmerhumor | fredspipa | hvosele | <|sols|><|sot|>Steal what is stolen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwurhp7crzf81.png<|eol|><|sor|>It's our code<|eor|><|sor|>/r/socialistprogrammers<|eor|><|sor|>It's real!<|eor|><|sor|>FOSS is a slippery slope. If you quote Stallman enough times, some Marx is going to slip through the cracks.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext... | 225 |
programmerhumor | DHTGK | hvosk7y | <|sols|><|sot|>Steal what is stolen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwurhp7crzf81.png<|eol|><|sor|>[deleted]<|eor|><|sor|>To be fair, credibility matters for designers and artists where being "unique" is important. Programmers write the same lines of the code for the same functions. That's just how coding works, you can... | 211 |
programmerhumor | bedrooms-ds | hvorvs8 | <|sols|><|sot|>Steal what is stolen<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/hwurhp7crzf81.png<|eol|><|sor|>Extended conversation
A: i stole your code.
B: it's not my code.
A. Then where did you get it?
B: this github repo from 5 years ago.
A: hey, i contributed to that repo.
B: is this your commit?
A: yes.<|eor|><|sor|>I... | 204 |
programmerhumor | Impulsive_Ranger2410 | 101ktp3 | <|sols|><|sot|>next level storage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/arqzi89s0q9a1.jpg<|eol|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 97,176 |
programmerhumor | cybermage | j2oklg9 | <|sols|><|sot|>next level storage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/arqzi89s0q9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This works fine until your mom reboots your bedroom and your cache ends up in the washer.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 2,195 |
programmerhumor | naswinger | j2o2ryw | <|sols|><|sot|>next level storage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/arqzi89s0q9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>that only works if the cache is reasonably small because with every thing you put in this "cache", it gets slower to search defeating its purpose<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,634 |
programmerhumor | ResoluteClover | j2omh7y | <|sols|><|sot|>next level storage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/arqzi89s0q9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>"Maybe you should index your storage more effectively" -mom<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,569 |
programmerhumor | licht1nstein | j2o1xpr | <|sols|><|sot|>next level storage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/arqzi89s0q9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>That's actually correct and true. There's even a chapter on this in *Algorithms to live by*<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 1,486 |
programmerhumor | Sidereel | j2omixb | <|sols|><|sot|>next level storage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/arqzi89s0q9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wow, a programming joke which is accurate, relatable, funny, is referencing asymptotic boundaries and computer architecture and not making fun of random programming language. I think I am in the wrong sub...<|eor|><|sor|>I l... | 1,449 |
programmerhumor | samspot | j2ox8dh | <|sols|><|sot|>next level storage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/arqzi89s0q9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>This works fine until your mom reboots your bedroom and your cache ends up in the washer.<|eor|><|sor|>Clearing the cache doesnt make having one a bad idea.<|eor|><|eols|><|endoftext|> | 621 |
programmerhumor | Inaeipathy | j2oq2ly | <|sols|><|sot|>next level storage<|eot|><|sol|>https://i.redd.it/arqzi89s0q9a1.jpg<|eol|><|sor|>Wow, a programming joke which is accurate, relatable, funny, is referencing asymptotic boundaries and computer architecture and not making fun of random programming language. I think I am in the wrong sub...<|eor|><|sor|>I l... | 536 |
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