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THE REWARD: I present you with various pictures of babies laughing.
edit: the real [reason](http://i.imgur.com/vk5au.jpg) for this prompt | [WP] THE CHALLENGE: Any situation where the word "Bubbles" (in reference to soap bubbles, not a proper noun) can be said with anger or resentment. | He tapped his foot impatiently. Enough was enough. He had been sitting in the examination room for almost forty-five minutes now. It was bad enough what he was visiting for. Any illness in that part of the body is awkward enough without having to have someone 'glance it over'. He checked his watch again. "This is bulls... | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEuNk4JMsUM
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THE REWARD: I present you with various pictures of babies laughing.
edit: the real [reason](http://i.imgur.com/vk5au.jpg) for this prompt | [WP] THE CHALLENGE: Any situation where the word "Bubbles" (in reference to soap bubbles, not a proper noun) can be said with anger or resentment. | I am a 75-year-old, Russian born man living in Upstate New York. Everyday, little children play their little babby games in my beautiful, green yard.
I look out my front window, and see that the little demons are here again. They have bubble wands. Pink ones and blue ones. The bubble wands that is, not the children. ... | soap bubble popped in my eye!
edit: if you want a properly formatted sentence, then i am the wrong guy to ask and on a conference call at the moment for network outage |
THE REWARD: I present you with various pictures of babies laughing.
edit: the real [reason](http://i.imgur.com/vk5au.jpg) for this prompt | [WP] THE CHALLENGE: Any situation where the word "Bubbles" (in reference to soap bubbles, not a proper noun) can be said with anger or resentment. | "I like this brand better." she insisted, clutching the bottle to her chest.
He pulled it away and checked the price tag. "Why are you wasting my hard earned money on this expensive crap?"
"While I'm cleaning I like to see the bubbles it makes." The spirit is gone from her voice.
He snorts derisively. "Bubbles." | soap bubble popped in my eye!
edit: if you want a properly formatted sentence, then i am the wrong guy to ask and on a conference call at the moment for network outage |
THE REWARD: I present you with various pictures of babies laughing.
edit: the real [reason](http://i.imgur.com/vk5au.jpg) for this prompt | [WP] THE CHALLENGE: Any situation where the word "Bubbles" (in reference to soap bubbles, not a proper noun) can be said with anger or resentment. | "What the fuck did you put dish soap in the fucking dishwasher!? THERE ARE FUCKING BUBBLES EVERYWHERE! You are the worst room mate ever." | soap bubble popped in my eye!
edit: if you want a properly formatted sentence, then i am the wrong guy to ask and on a conference call at the moment for network outage |
THE REWARD: I present you with various pictures of babies laughing.
edit: the real [reason](http://i.imgur.com/vk5au.jpg) for this prompt | [WP] THE CHALLENGE: Any situation where the word "Bubbles" (in reference to soap bubbles, not a proper noun) can be said with anger or resentment. | He tapped his foot impatiently. Enough was enough. He had been sitting in the examination room for almost forty-five minutes now. It was bad enough what he was visiting for. Any illness in that part of the body is awkward enough without having to have someone 'glance it over'. He checked his watch again. "This is bulls... | soap bubble popped in my eye!
edit: if you want a properly formatted sentence, then i am the wrong guy to ask and on a conference call at the moment for network outage |
THE REWARD: I present you with various pictures of babies laughing.
edit: the real [reason](http://i.imgur.com/vk5au.jpg) for this prompt | [WP] THE CHALLENGE: Any situation where the word "Bubbles" (in reference to soap bubbles, not a proper noun) can be said with anger or resentment. | He tapped his foot impatiently. Enough was enough. He had been sitting in the examination room for almost forty-five minutes now. It was bad enough what he was visiting for. Any illness in that part of the body is awkward enough without having to have someone 'glance it over'. He checked his watch again. "This is bulls... | I didn't even feel the small tremors in my arms anymore. Somewhere after eight cups of coffee, your brain just says "fuck all" to its self-regulation and gives up on telling you what your body is up to. Which was probably a good thing, since I could see by the reflective glass on the far end of the lab that I was a p... |
THE REWARD: I present you with various pictures of babies laughing.
edit: the real [reason](http://i.imgur.com/vk5au.jpg) for this prompt | [WP] THE CHALLENGE: Any situation where the word "Bubbles" (in reference to soap bubbles, not a proper noun) can be said with anger or resentment. | He tapped his foot impatiently. Enough was enough. He had been sitting in the examination room for almost forty-five minutes now. It was bad enough what he was visiting for. Any illness in that part of the body is awkward enough without having to have someone 'glance it over'. He checked his watch again. "This is bulls... | "Of all the things you could have done," began the enraged landlady, "you decided to go with bubbles."
"Well, Mrs Donovan, I technically filled the downstairs flat with foam-"
"BUBBLES." |
THE REWARD: I present you with various pictures of babies laughing.
edit: the real [reason](http://i.imgur.com/vk5au.jpg) for this prompt | [WP] THE CHALLENGE: Any situation where the word "Bubbles" (in reference to soap bubbles, not a proper noun) can be said with anger or resentment. | "What the fuck did you put dish soap in the fucking dishwasher!? THERE ARE FUCKING BUBBLES EVERYWHERE! You are the worst room mate ever." | I am a 75-year-old, Russian born man living in Upstate New York. Everyday, little children play their little babby games in my beautiful, green yard.
I look out my front window, and see that the little demons are here again. They have bubble wands. Pink ones and blue ones. The bubble wands that is, not the children. ... |
THE REWARD: I present you with various pictures of babies laughing.
edit: the real [reason](http://i.imgur.com/vk5au.jpg) for this prompt | [WP] THE CHALLENGE: Any situation where the word "Bubbles" (in reference to soap bubbles, not a proper noun) can be said with anger or resentment. | He tapped his foot impatiently. Enough was enough. He had been sitting in the examination room for almost forty-five minutes now. It was bad enough what he was visiting for. Any illness in that part of the body is awkward enough without having to have someone 'glance it over'. He checked his watch again. "This is bulls... | I am a 75-year-old, Russian born man living in Upstate New York. Everyday, little children play their little babby games in my beautiful, green yard.
I look out my front window, and see that the little demons are here again. They have bubble wands. Pink ones and blue ones. The bubble wands that is, not the children. ... |
THE REWARD: I present you with various pictures of babies laughing.
edit: the real [reason](http://i.imgur.com/vk5au.jpg) for this prompt | [WP] THE CHALLENGE: Any situation where the word "Bubbles" (in reference to soap bubbles, not a proper noun) can be said with anger or resentment. | "What the fuck did you put dish soap in the fucking dishwasher!? THERE ARE FUCKING BUBBLES EVERYWHERE! You are the worst room mate ever." | "I like this brand better." she insisted, clutching the bottle to her chest.
He pulled it away and checked the price tag. "Why are you wasting my hard earned money on this expensive crap?"
"While I'm cleaning I like to see the bubbles it makes." The spirit is gone from her voice.
He snorts derisively. "Bubbles." |
THE REWARD: I present you with various pictures of babies laughing.
edit: the real [reason](http://i.imgur.com/vk5au.jpg) for this prompt | [WP] THE CHALLENGE: Any situation where the word "Bubbles" (in reference to soap bubbles, not a proper noun) can be said with anger or resentment. | He tapped his foot impatiently. Enough was enough. He had been sitting in the examination room for almost forty-five minutes now. It was bad enough what he was visiting for. Any illness in that part of the body is awkward enough without having to have someone 'glance it over'. He checked his watch again. "This is bulls... | "I like this brand better." she insisted, clutching the bottle to her chest.
He pulled it away and checked the price tag. "Why are you wasting my hard earned money on this expensive crap?"
"While I'm cleaning I like to see the bubbles it makes." The spirit is gone from her voice.
He snorts derisively. "Bubbles." |
THE REWARD: I present you with various pictures of babies laughing.
edit: the real [reason](http://i.imgur.com/vk5au.jpg) for this prompt | [WP] THE CHALLENGE: Any situation where the word "Bubbles" (in reference to soap bubbles, not a proper noun) can be said with anger or resentment. | He tapped his foot impatiently. Enough was enough. He had been sitting in the examination room for almost forty-five minutes now. It was bad enough what he was visiting for. Any illness in that part of the body is awkward enough without having to have someone 'glance it over'. He checked his watch again. "This is bulls... | "What the fuck did you put dish soap in the fucking dishwasher!? THERE ARE FUCKING BUBBLES EVERYWHERE! You are the worst room mate ever." |
Write a short story and include as many of these words (at least 6... bonus points if you use more) as possible: raven, dreadful, sacred, robust, ascend, phrenology, monument, saga, voluptuous, vein, crimson, ribbons, and insidious.
The winner will be determined by me, regardless of vote count (though that may play a ... | [WP] 1 month Reddit gold writing contest! | Those Were The Days
There was a tavern where we used to raise a glass or two. I remember those sacred evenings clearly. Our mouths were full of high minded talk and endless cheap beer that hugged the voluptuous curves of dirty pilsner glasses. Days of study and struggle seemed to dissipate in the miasma of smoke and u... | This is his duty to the world, as a scientist. After all those years of loyalty, devotion to her work, she was not above reproach from his peers and her clients. He loved her for her willfulness, her desire to partake in his favored field of phrenology. Breaking his sacred trust, her insidious nature revealed to others... |
Write a short story and include as many of these words (at least 6... bonus points if you use more) as possible: raven, dreadful, sacred, robust, ascend, phrenology, monument, saga, voluptuous, vein, crimson, ribbons, and insidious.
The winner will be determined by me, regardless of vote count (though that may play a ... | [WP] 1 month Reddit gold writing contest! | As she led him across the threshold of her apartment, he took a moment to examine her voluptuous form once more. Raven colored hair flowing down over her shoulders, stopping just above an exposed slice of pale skin at her upper back. His eyes quickly finished scanning her swaying hips, stopping just where her short dre... | This is his duty to the world, as a scientist. After all those years of loyalty, devotion to her work, she was not above reproach from his peers and her clients. He loved her for her willfulness, her desire to partake in his favored field of phrenology. Breaking his sacred trust, her insidious nature revealed to others... |
Write a short story and include as many of these words (at least 6... bonus points if you use more) as possible: raven, dreadful, sacred, robust, ascend, phrenology, monument, saga, voluptuous, vein, crimson, ribbons, and insidious.
The winner will be determined by me, regardless of vote count (though that may play a ... | [WP] 1 month Reddit gold writing contest! | Those Were The Days
There was a tavern where we used to raise a glass or two. I remember those sacred evenings clearly. Our mouths were full of high minded talk and endless cheap beer that hugged the voluptuous curves of dirty pilsner glasses. Days of study and struggle seemed to dissipate in the miasma of smoke and u... | Geraldine said we need a ritual sacrifice to summon the demon. I don't know if that's true. From the stories they tell in church on Sundays you'd think the demon would want to leave really badly. All the fire and tearing the flesh off of people. Even if you liked torture and brimstone you'd get tired of it eventually. ... |
Write a short story and include as many of these words (at least 6... bonus points if you use more) as possible: raven, dreadful, sacred, robust, ascend, phrenology, monument, saga, voluptuous, vein, crimson, ribbons, and insidious.
The winner will be determined by me, regardless of vote count (though that may play a ... | [WP] 1 month Reddit gold writing contest! | As she led him across the threshold of her apartment, he took a moment to examine her voluptuous form once more. Raven colored hair flowing down over her shoulders, stopping just above an exposed slice of pale skin at her upper back. His eyes quickly finished scanning her swaying hips, stopping just where her short dre... | Geraldine said we need a ritual sacrifice to summon the demon. I don't know if that's true. From the stories they tell in church on Sundays you'd think the demon would want to leave really badly. All the fire and tearing the flesh off of people. Even if you liked torture and brimstone you'd get tired of it eventually. ... |
Write a short story and include as many of these words (at least 6... bonus points if you use more) as possible: raven, dreadful, sacred, robust, ascend, phrenology, monument, saga, voluptuous, vein, crimson, ribbons, and insidious.
The winner will be determined by me, regardless of vote count (though that may play a ... | [WP] 1 month Reddit gold writing contest! | Those Were The Days
There was a tavern where we used to raise a glass or two. I remember those sacred evenings clearly. Our mouths were full of high minded talk and endless cheap beer that hugged the voluptuous curves of dirty pilsner glasses. Days of study and struggle seemed to dissipate in the miasma of smoke and u... | The cold, robust wind struck my face as I ascended the final 500 meters of this prodigious glacier. Ahead was a rock formation that would be our campsite for the night. I was leading a rope team of me and three close friends, Mike, Jeff, and Cameron, in the farthest north area of British Columbia. I was slowly stepping... |
Write a short story and include as many of these words (at least 6... bonus points if you use more) as possible: raven, dreadful, sacred, robust, ascend, phrenology, monument, saga, voluptuous, vein, crimson, ribbons, and insidious.
The winner will be determined by me, regardless of vote count (though that may play a ... | [WP] 1 month Reddit gold writing contest! | As she led him across the threshold of her apartment, he took a moment to examine her voluptuous form once more. Raven colored hair flowing down over her shoulders, stopping just above an exposed slice of pale skin at her upper back. His eyes quickly finished scanning her swaying hips, stopping just where her short dre... | The cold, robust wind struck my face as I ascended the final 500 meters of this prodigious glacier. Ahead was a rock formation that would be our campsite for the night. I was leading a rope team of me and three close friends, Mike, Jeff, and Cameron, in the farthest north area of British Columbia. I was slowly stepping... |
Write a short story and include as many of these words (at least 6... bonus points if you use more) as possible: raven, dreadful, sacred, robust, ascend, phrenology, monument, saga, voluptuous, vein, crimson, ribbons, and insidious.
The winner will be determined by me, regardless of vote count (though that may play a ... | [WP] 1 month Reddit gold writing contest! | Those Were The Days
There was a tavern where we used to raise a glass or two. I remember those sacred evenings clearly. Our mouths were full of high minded talk and endless cheap beer that hugged the voluptuous curves of dirty pilsner glasses. Days of study and struggle seemed to dissipate in the miasma of smoke and u... | "Open your presents *now*" she whispered
As I unwrapped the ribbons off of this small box, I start thinking about this whole situation. It was my 13th birthday, and I was hating it. The whole family puts on huge smiles to put on a show for our other relatives. As if everything is good and dandy here.
When I open it,... |
Write a short story and include as many of these words (at least 6... bonus points if you use more) as possible: raven, dreadful, sacred, robust, ascend, phrenology, monument, saga, voluptuous, vein, crimson, ribbons, and insidious.
The winner will be determined by me, regardless of vote count (though that may play a ... | [WP] 1 month Reddit gold writing contest! | As she led him across the threshold of her apartment, he took a moment to examine her voluptuous form once more. Raven colored hair flowing down over her shoulders, stopping just above an exposed slice of pale skin at her upper back. His eyes quickly finished scanning her swaying hips, stopping just where her short dre... | "Open your presents *now*" she whispered
As I unwrapped the ribbons off of this small box, I start thinking about this whole situation. It was my 13th birthday, and I was hating it. The whole family puts on huge smiles to put on a show for our other relatives. As if everything is good and dandy here.
When I open it,... |
Write a short story and include as many of these words (at least 6... bonus points if you use more) as possible: raven, dreadful, sacred, robust, ascend, phrenology, monument, saga, voluptuous, vein, crimson, ribbons, and insidious.
The winner will be determined by me, regardless of vote count (though that may play a ... | [WP] 1 month Reddit gold writing contest! | Crimson ribbons of sacred blood
splurt from a once robust vein
as I commence my insidious plan:
to ascend my mastery of phrenology.
I am a raven,
unraveling this voluptuous monument to mankind's saga,
one dreadful bite at a time.
| Is there a word limit? |
Write a short story and include as many of these words (at least 6... bonus points if you use more) as possible: raven, dreadful, sacred, robust, ascend, phrenology, monument, saga, voluptuous, vein, crimson, ribbons, and insidious.
The winner will be determined by me, regardless of vote count (though that may play a ... | [WP] 1 month Reddit gold writing contest! | The dreadful raven tossed a sacred crucifix at the robust man. Ascending into the air, the raven squawked. Phrenology. The man died, and we built a monument in his honor. Thus began the saga of Gloria Vanderbilt, the voluptuous woman whose crimson veins would insidiously cut people to ribbons. | Is there a word limit? |
Write a short story and include as many of these words (at least 6... bonus points if you use more) as possible: raven, dreadful, sacred, robust, ascend, phrenology, monument, saga, voluptuous, vein, crimson, ribbons, and insidious.
The winner will be determined by me, regardless of vote count (though that may play a ... | [WP] 1 month Reddit gold writing contest! | As she led him across the threshold of her apartment, he took a moment to examine her voluptuous form once more. Raven colored hair flowing down over her shoulders, stopping just above an exposed slice of pale skin at her upper back. His eyes quickly finished scanning her swaying hips, stopping just where her short dre... | Is there a word limit? |
Write a short story and include as many of these words (at least 6... bonus points if you use more) as possible: raven, dreadful, sacred, robust, ascend, phrenology, monument, saga, voluptuous, vein, crimson, ribbons, and insidious.
The winner will be determined by me, regardless of vote count (though that may play a ... | [WP] 1 month Reddit gold writing contest! | An insidious moon rose in infinitesimal increments over the small country town of Hedgefield, Virginia. It was a particularly humid night in this still, quaint community, the kind where condensation formed on your pores after being outside for only a few minutes.
I wiped sweat from my brow and continued to ascend up a... | Is there a word limit? |
Write a short story and include as many of these words (at least 6... bonus points if you use more) as possible: raven, dreadful, sacred, robust, ascend, phrenology, monument, saga, voluptuous, vein, crimson, ribbons, and insidious.
The winner will be determined by me, regardless of vote count (though that may play a ... | [WP] 1 month Reddit gold writing contest! | The dreadful raven tossed a sacred crucifix at the robust man. Ascending into the air, the raven squawked. Phrenology. The man died, and we built a monument in his honor. Thus began the saga of Gloria Vanderbilt, the voluptuous woman whose crimson veins would insidiously cut people to ribbons. | It was an dreadful feeling that Sara got in the pit of her stomach the day that Robert messaged her that they needed to talk. She glanced down at the text one more time before shoving her phone into her jacket pocket. October was nearing it's end and the wind had grown cold and robust. She pulled her coat closer aroun... |
Write a short story and include as many of these words (at least 6... bonus points if you use more) as possible: raven, dreadful, sacred, robust, ascend, phrenology, monument, saga, voluptuous, vein, crimson, ribbons, and insidious.
The winner will be determined by me, regardless of vote count (though that may play a ... | [WP] 1 month Reddit gold writing contest! | As she led him across the threshold of her apartment, he took a moment to examine her voluptuous form once more. Raven colored hair flowing down over her shoulders, stopping just above an exposed slice of pale skin at her upper back. His eyes quickly finished scanning her swaying hips, stopping just where her short dre... | It was an dreadful feeling that Sara got in the pit of her stomach the day that Robert messaged her that they needed to talk. She glanced down at the text one more time before shoving her phone into her jacket pocket. October was nearing it's end and the wind had grown cold and robust. She pulled her coat closer aroun... |
Write a short story and include as many of these words (at least 6... bonus points if you use more) as possible: raven, dreadful, sacred, robust, ascend, phrenology, monument, saga, voluptuous, vein, crimson, ribbons, and insidious.
The winner will be determined by me, regardless of vote count (though that may play a ... | [WP] 1 month Reddit gold writing contest! | As she led him across the threshold of her apartment, he took a moment to examine her voluptuous form once more. Raven colored hair flowing down over her shoulders, stopping just above an exposed slice of pale skin at her upper back. His eyes quickly finished scanning her swaying hips, stopping just where her short dre... | Those Were The Days
There was a tavern where we used to raise a glass or two. I remember those sacred evenings clearly. Our mouths were full of high minded talk and endless cheap beer that hugged the voluptuous curves of dirty pilsner glasses. Days of study and struggle seemed to dissipate in the miasma of smoke and u... |
Please include this phrase: "I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things."
*Reddit gold to the submission that most strongly hits me in the feels.*
Ready? Set? GO!
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EDIT: I couldn't decide, so I awarded gold to *two* of our writers. /u/voxanimus and /u/PoliticalMilkman both win a month of red... | [FF] I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things. (250 words + GOLD) | In the distance, smoke roils from the dying embers of civilization. We long since fled that place, knowing not what our future held. All we have is each other now.
I turn to look at you. Your auburn hair fans out across your back, as you peacefully sleep through the death of humanity. Your face is serene, as you dream... | “Well my knee fuckin’ hurts.” I heard Joe complaining over my shoulder.
“Which knee?”
A short silence, “Well my elbow fuckin’ hurts then.”
“Quit your complaining and get ready,” I shot back.
“Don’t tell me how to live my life Jake.”
“Well you’ve got two minutes left. Who knows, maybe you can convince Jake to suc... |
Please include this phrase: "I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things."
*Reddit gold to the submission that most strongly hits me in the feels.*
Ready? Set? GO!
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EDIT: I couldn't decide, so I awarded gold to *two* of our writers. /u/voxanimus and /u/PoliticalMilkman both win a month of red... | [FF] I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things. (250 words + GOLD) | He closed his eyes to create a more desirable atmosphere for his final moments. A blinding sandstorm accompanied with the overtones of gunfire wasn’t what he had in mind. He strained to conjure an image of his wife and baby girl who had not yet entered the dark world that would take him.
It was impossible to concent... | “Well my knee fuckin’ hurts.” I heard Joe complaining over my shoulder.
“Which knee?”
A short silence, “Well my elbow fuckin’ hurts then.”
“Quit your complaining and get ready,” I shot back.
“Don’t tell me how to live my life Jake.”
“Well you’ve got two minutes left. Who knows, maybe you can convince Jake to suc... |
Please include this phrase: "I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things."
*Reddit gold to the submission that most strongly hits me in the feels.*
Ready? Set? GO!
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EDIT: I couldn't decide, so I awarded gold to *two* of our writers. /u/voxanimus and /u/PoliticalMilkman both win a month of red... | [FF] I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things. (250 words + GOLD) | A deep rending that reverberates across this vast, wretched sky. It fills my ears. It fills my bones. A sound so immense I can almost touch it. The very fabric of this universe is tearing under its own weight, and this is its swan song. Yet I can think of but one thing—it's strange that the breakings of the world aren'... | “Well my knee fuckin’ hurts.” I heard Joe complaining over my shoulder.
“Which knee?”
A short silence, “Well my elbow fuckin’ hurts then.”
“Quit your complaining and get ready,” I shot back.
“Don’t tell me how to live my life Jake.”
“Well you’ve got two minutes left. Who knows, maybe you can convince Jake to suc... |
Please include this phrase: "I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things."
*Reddit gold to the submission that most strongly hits me in the feels.*
Ready? Set? GO!
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EDIT: I couldn't decide, so I awarded gold to *two* of our writers. /u/voxanimus and /u/PoliticalMilkman both win a month of red... | [FF] I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things. (250 words + GOLD) | He closed his eyes to create a more desirable atmosphere for his final moments. A blinding sandstorm accompanied with the overtones of gunfire wasn’t what he had in mind. He strained to conjure an image of his wife and baby girl who had not yet entered the dark world that would take him.
It was impossible to concent... | Gary was a right cock aching for a cockfight, stumbling about the building bossing the neighbours. Rog, who once wanted to start a shop with Gary, now wouldn't tell him the time of day over a parking space; Ms Darling kept the light on all night should Gary start popping from the shadows.
To me, Gary said he would kil... |
Please include this phrase: "I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things."
*Reddit gold to the submission that most strongly hits me in the feels.*
Ready? Set? GO!
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EDIT: I couldn't decide, so I awarded gold to *two* of our writers. /u/voxanimus and /u/PoliticalMilkman both win a month of red... | [FF] I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things. (250 words + GOLD) | A deep rending that reverberates across this vast, wretched sky. It fills my ears. It fills my bones. A sound so immense I can almost touch it. The very fabric of this universe is tearing under its own weight, and this is its swan song. Yet I can think of but one thing—it's strange that the breakings of the world aren'... | Gary was a right cock aching for a cockfight, stumbling about the building bossing the neighbours. Rog, who once wanted to start a shop with Gary, now wouldn't tell him the time of day over a parking space; Ms Darling kept the light on all night should Gary start popping from the shadows.
To me, Gary said he would kil... |
Please include this phrase: "I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things."
*Reddit gold to the submission that most strongly hits me in the feels.*
Ready? Set? GO!
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EDIT: I couldn't decide, so I awarded gold to *two* of our writers. /u/voxanimus and /u/PoliticalMilkman both win a month of red... | [FF] I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things. (250 words + GOLD) | He closed his eyes to create a more desirable atmosphere for his final moments. A blinding sandstorm accompanied with the overtones of gunfire wasn’t what he had in mind. He strained to conjure an image of his wife and baby girl who had not yet entered the dark world that would take him.
It was impossible to concent... | In the distance, smoke roils from the dying embers of civilization. We long since fled that place, knowing not what our future held. All we have is each other now.
I turn to look at you. Your auburn hair fans out across your back, as you peacefully sleep through the death of humanity. Your face is serene, as you dream... |
Please include this phrase: "I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things."
*Reddit gold to the submission that most strongly hits me in the feels.*
Ready? Set? GO!
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EDIT: I couldn't decide, so I awarded gold to *two* of our writers. /u/voxanimus and /u/PoliticalMilkman both win a month of red... | [FF] I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things. (250 words + GOLD) | A deep rending that reverberates across this vast, wretched sky. It fills my ears. It fills my bones. A sound so immense I can almost touch it. The very fabric of this universe is tearing under its own weight, and this is its swan song. Yet I can think of but one thing—it's strange that the breakings of the world aren'... | In the distance, smoke roils from the dying embers of civilization. We long since fled that place, knowing not what our future held. All we have is each other now.
I turn to look at you. Your auburn hair fans out across your back, as you peacefully sleep through the death of humanity. Your face is serene, as you dream... |
Please include this phrase: "I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things."
*Reddit gold to the submission that most strongly hits me in the feels.*
Ready? Set? GO!
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EDIT: I couldn't decide, so I awarded gold to *two* of our writers. /u/voxanimus and /u/PoliticalMilkman both win a month of red... | [FF] I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things. (250 words + GOLD) | Eight minutes. For taking a shower? The high end of average. Plus some change, Led Zeppelin’s Stairway to Heaven. Toaster to tongue, two pieces of buttered toast. Right now? Might as well be eternity.
Eight minutes. The time it takes transmissions from Earth to reach me, and for my messages to reach Earth. The time... | "I am glad that you are here with me. Here at the end of all things."
"But that doesn't change things," she states. It's no question and if it was, I couldn't answer it very well.
"Not at all. I still want to die." We're silent for a few minutes. "We used to love each other, you know? Not even being in love, I'm just... |
Please include this phrase: "I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things."
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EDIT: I couldn't decide, so I awarded gold to *two* of our writers. /u/voxanimus and /u/PoliticalMilkman both win a month of red... | [FF] I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things. (250 words + GOLD) | My own skin was growing thin, but I was still a young man, younger than the man who was propped up before me. His breaths came in shallow, the hollow rattle of an old chest. One hand clutched feebly the blanket to keep him warm. I traced the veins up his arm with my eyes, I could remember him years before, a much bigge... | "I am glad that you are here with me. Here at the end of all things."
"But that doesn't change things," she states. It's no question and if it was, I couldn't answer it very well.
"Not at all. I still want to die." We're silent for a few minutes. "We used to love each other, you know? Not even being in love, I'm just... |
Please include this phrase: "I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things."
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EDIT: I couldn't decide, so I awarded gold to *two* of our writers. /u/voxanimus and /u/PoliticalMilkman both win a month of red... | [FF] I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things. (250 words + GOLD) | A deep rending that reverberates across this vast, wretched sky. It fills my ears. It fills my bones. A sound so immense I can almost touch it. The very fabric of this universe is tearing under its own weight, and this is its swan song. Yet I can think of but one thing—it's strange that the breakings of the world aren'... | "I am glad that you are here with me. Here at the end of all things."
"But that doesn't change things," she states. It's no question and if it was, I couldn't answer it very well.
"Not at all. I still want to die." We're silent for a few minutes. "We used to love each other, you know? Not even being in love, I'm just... |
Please include this phrase: "I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things."
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EDIT: I couldn't decide, so I awarded gold to *two* of our writers. /u/voxanimus and /u/PoliticalMilkman both win a month of red... | [FF] I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things. (250 words + GOLD) | A deep rending that reverberates across this vast, wretched sky. It fills my ears. It fills my bones. A sound so immense I can almost touch it. The very fabric of this universe is tearing under its own weight, and this is its swan song. Yet I can think of but one thing—it's strange that the breakings of the world aren'... | He closed his eyes to create a more desirable atmosphere for his final moments. A blinding sandstorm accompanied with the overtones of gunfire wasn’t what he had in mind. He strained to conjure an image of his wife and baby girl who had not yet entered the dark world that would take him.
It was impossible to concent... |
Please include this phrase: "I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things."
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EDIT: I couldn't decide, so I awarded gold to *two* of our writers. /u/voxanimus and /u/PoliticalMilkman both win a month of red... | [FF] I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things. (250 words + GOLD) | Eight minutes. For taking a shower? The high end of average. Plus some change, Led Zeppelin’s Stairway to Heaven. Toaster to tongue, two pieces of buttered toast. Right now? Might as well be eternity.
Eight minutes. The time it takes transmissions from Earth to reach me, and for my messages to reach Earth. The time... | Thank you.
You’ve been with me through everything. You’ve let me talk to you. You were okay with me crying when I needed to let it all out. You always understood when I wasn’t okay.
When I was broken you were there. When I was sad you listened to me rant. When everybody else left me for forsaken and wanted nothing t... |
Please include this phrase: "I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things."
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EDIT: I couldn't decide, so I awarded gold to *two* of our writers. /u/voxanimus and /u/PoliticalMilkman both win a month of red... | [FF] I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things. (250 words + GOLD) | My own skin was growing thin, but I was still a young man, younger than the man who was propped up before me. His breaths came in shallow, the hollow rattle of an old chest. One hand clutched feebly the blanket to keep him warm. I traced the veins up his arm with my eyes, I could remember him years before, a much bigge... | Thank you.
You’ve been with me through everything. You’ve let me talk to you. You were okay with me crying when I needed to let it all out. You always understood when I wasn’t okay.
When I was broken you were there. When I was sad you listened to me rant. When everybody else left me for forsaken and wanted nothing t... |
Please include this phrase: "I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things."
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EDIT: I couldn't decide, so I awarded gold to *two* of our writers. /u/voxanimus and /u/PoliticalMilkman both win a month of red... | [FF] I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things. (250 words + GOLD) | A deep rending that reverberates across this vast, wretched sky. It fills my ears. It fills my bones. A sound so immense I can almost touch it. The very fabric of this universe is tearing under its own weight, and this is its swan song. Yet I can think of but one thing—it's strange that the breakings of the world aren'... | Thank you.
You’ve been with me through everything. You’ve let me talk to you. You were okay with me crying when I needed to let it all out. You always understood when I wasn’t okay.
When I was broken you were there. When I was sad you listened to me rant. When everybody else left me for forsaken and wanted nothing t... |
Please include this phrase: "I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things."
*Reddit gold to the submission that most strongly hits me in the feels.*
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EDIT: I couldn't decide, so I awarded gold to *two* of our writers. /u/voxanimus and /u/PoliticalMilkman both win a month of red... | [FF] I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things. (250 words + GOLD) | My own skin was growing thin, but I was still a young man, younger than the man who was propped up before me. His breaths came in shallow, the hollow rattle of an old chest. One hand clutched feebly the blanket to keep him warm. I traced the veins up his arm with my eyes, I could remember him years before, a much bigge... | Eight minutes. For taking a shower? The high end of average. Plus some change, Led Zeppelin’s Stairway to Heaven. Toaster to tongue, two pieces of buttered toast. Right now? Might as well be eternity.
Eight minutes. The time it takes transmissions from Earth to reach me, and for my messages to reach Earth. The time... |
Please include this phrase: "I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things."
*Reddit gold to the submission that most strongly hits me in the feels.*
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EDIT: I couldn't decide, so I awarded gold to *two* of our writers. /u/voxanimus and /u/PoliticalMilkman both win a month of red... | [FF] I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things. (250 words + GOLD) | A deep rending that reverberates across this vast, wretched sky. It fills my ears. It fills my bones. A sound so immense I can almost touch it. The very fabric of this universe is tearing under its own weight, and this is its swan song. Yet I can think of but one thing—it's strange that the breakings of the world aren'... | Eight minutes. For taking a shower? The high end of average. Plus some change, Led Zeppelin’s Stairway to Heaven. Toaster to tongue, two pieces of buttered toast. Right now? Might as well be eternity.
Eight minutes. The time it takes transmissions from Earth to reach me, and for my messages to reach Earth. The time... |
Please include this phrase: "I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things."
*Reddit gold to the submission that most strongly hits me in the feels.*
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EDIT: I couldn't decide, so I awarded gold to *two* of our writers. /u/voxanimus and /u/PoliticalMilkman both win a month of red... | [FF] I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things. (250 words + GOLD) | A deep rending that reverberates across this vast, wretched sky. It fills my ears. It fills my bones. A sound so immense I can almost touch it. The very fabric of this universe is tearing under its own weight, and this is its swan song. Yet I can think of but one thing—it's strange that the breakings of the world aren'... | My own skin was growing thin, but I was still a young man, younger than the man who was propped up before me. His breaths came in shallow, the hollow rattle of an old chest. One hand clutched feebly the blanket to keep him warm. I traced the veins up his arm with my eyes, I could remember him years before, a much bigge... |
I meant to type seceded. Sorry. | [WP] Your state/province/etc has succeeded from your country. Write an article about its separation. | First they tried to take our guns. Then they tried to make us all get gay married to each other. Man, I don't know how to accessorize or get my hair to stand up with that gel. I got sensitive ears and it goops over the top of them which makes me nauseous.
So me and Bubba went into the woods with Jack and his brother, ... | Just saying I thought this was funny since I'm from Scotland and this could happen quite soon. |
I meant to type seceded. Sorry. | [WP] Your state/province/etc has succeeded from your country. Write an article about its separation. | AL.com
8:17 pm | May 2, 2013 | Marimbro
**Breaking News: Alabama Legislature Approves Secession Bill, Sends to Washington**
In a move [not wholly unprecedented](https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/peacefully-grant-state-alabama-withdraw-united-states-america-and-create-its-own-new-government/2TvhJSSC) by anybo... | Just saying I thought this was funny since I'm from Scotland and this could happen quite soon. |
I meant to type seceded. Sorry. | [WP] Your state/province/etc has succeeded from your country. Write an article about its separation. | First they tried to take our guns. Then they tried to make us all get gay married to each other. Man, I don't know how to accessorize or get my hair to stand up with that gel. I got sensitive ears and it goops over the top of them which makes me nauseous.
So me and Bubba went into the woods with Jack and his brother, ... | A few years ago, I woulda never thought that Idaho would actually try to secede from the other States, but there came a time when I knew it was necessary. All the people ‘round us were tryin’ to force their fancy new ways upon us, with their robots that could make you dinner and cars that could drive for you. It just w... |
I meant to type seceded. Sorry. | [WP] Your state/province/etc has succeeded from your country. Write an article about its separation. | AL.com
8:17 pm | May 2, 2013 | Marimbro
**Breaking News: Alabama Legislature Approves Secession Bill, Sends to Washington**
In a move [not wholly unprecedented](https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/peacefully-grant-state-alabama-withdraw-united-states-america-and-create-its-own-new-government/2TvhJSSC) by anybo... | A few years ago, I woulda never thought that Idaho would actually try to secede from the other States, but there came a time when I knew it was necessary. All the people ‘round us were tryin’ to force their fancy new ways upon us, with their robots that could make you dinner and cars that could drive for you. It just w... |
I meant to type seceded. Sorry. | [WP] Your state/province/etc has succeeded from your country. Write an article about its separation. | First they tried to take our guns. Then they tried to make us all get gay married to each other. Man, I don't know how to accessorize or get my hair to stand up with that gel. I got sensitive ears and it goops over the top of them which makes me nauseous.
So me and Bubba went into the woods with Jack and his brother, ... | When the citizens of Indiana went to sleep last night, they were Americans. This morning when they woke up, they belonged to a new country. This bizarre event was made possible by, of all things, an innocent clerical error. A resolution concerning farm subsidies passed by the Indiana legislature had erroneously include... |
Have you ever woken up so early that it seems like the entire world is asleep? Calm and quiet. You seem of have the world to yourself. Not *everything* else is resting through. What is happening while world slumbers? | [WP] While the world sleeps | It's rare for me to rise before the sun. Usually, I stare through the red glow of my alarm clock until my mounting frustration at being awake lulls me back to sleep. It didn't work this time. Instead, my annoyance became fire beneath my feet, giving me the most odd sensation of needing to run somewhere.
I dusted off m... | The world is still sleeping,
I am awake.
The people still slumber.
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The streets are dark,
The sun is not risen,
The moon still whispers to me softly.
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The world is silent,
I am silent.
The world is calm,
I am calm.
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I was awoken for this escape,
Ramblings will come later,
But for now I wait. |
Have you ever woken up so early that it seems like the entire world is asleep? Calm and quiet. You seem of have the world to yourself. Not *everything* else is resting through. What is happening while world slumbers? | [WP] While the world sleeps | For the second week, I awake at this exact time. The sun was just beginning to peak out from behind the houses. I'm not a morning person, my sheets are nice and cool. I lay and listen.
It would be easy to think that the whole world is asleep, but I've learned this is when it is most alive. The breeze drifting through... | The world is still sleeping,
I am awake.
The people still slumber.
---
The streets are dark,
The sun is not risen,
The moon still whispers to me softly.
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The world is silent,
I am silent.
The world is calm,
I am calm.
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I was awoken for this escape,
Ramblings will come later,
But for now I wait. |
Have you ever woken up so early that it seems like the entire world is asleep? Calm and quiet. You seem of have the world to yourself. Not *everything* else is resting through. What is happening while world slumbers? | [WP] While the world sleeps | For the second week, I awake at this exact time. The sun was just beginning to peak out from behind the houses. I'm not a morning person, my sheets are nice and cool. I lay and listen.
It would be easy to think that the whole world is asleep, but I've learned this is when it is most alive. The breeze drifting through... | I got up around something like 3 am. It wasn't insomnia. My sleep schedule had just been really screwed up lately with the weird hours at work. I tried rolling over a few times, adjusted my bunched-up boxers, but there was that level of mental clarity where you know you're not getting back to sleep. I got out of bed an... |
[WP] You're gonna wish you'd never met me. | "Kid, just be careful, you're gonna wish you never met me."
"Yeah, yeah, whatever, just gimme my three wishes."
"I'll grant two now, then give you a week to think of the third one, even though I already know what it will be."
"What the fuck, man? I freed you from the lamp, now do what I say."
"Those are the conditi... | (Continuation of this: http://ww.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/1kxygc/wp_our_eyes_met_and_time_froze/cbu2c16)
She came to the explosion as well, damn her to hell. She followed me.
She was looking for me, in some way or form. The gun she held certainly surprised me though, I didn't expect her to be toting a pis... | |
[WP] Finishes with "May I start over?" | "So what you're saying is..." Grotburg surveyed the scene with a weary eye, drawing deep on his cigar as his boots crunched over broken glass. "...you came in here and started a fistfight in an old age home."
Salsburg frowned. "An Olympic old age home. You know, for the athletes, not..."
"Yeah I get it."
"...not lik... | The man stood, and waited.
The woman, high heels clicking down the corridor, held her head high. When dealing with the devil, she figured, one should look as distinguished as possible.
The man smiled. Not a friendly smile, mind you. A smile that reeked of danger and superiority. A smile which showed the woman exactly... | |
[WP] Finishes with "May I start over?" | “It’s not a fake!” The handcuffed man pleaded. Jon had wedged him into a seated position between two trash cans.
“Mr. Mollen, traveling here with a forged tourist visa is a felony,” Jon muttered while looking over the questionable document, then looking at the pale middle-aged man. He was wearing suspenders and a stra... | The man stood, and waited.
The woman, high heels clicking down the corridor, held her head high. When dealing with the devil, she figured, one should look as distinguished as possible.
The man smiled. Not a friendly smile, mind you. A smile that reeked of danger and superiority. A smile which showed the woman exactly... | |
[WP] Finishes with "May I start over?" | "I don't think you understand, this is not a joke!"
"No? Because it sounds like a fucking joke! You're talking like a schizophrenic psycho or something!"
"Aaargh will you just listen for once in your fucking life! God damn no wonder Julia broke up with you."
"..What the fuck are you talking about!? Julia and I are m... | The man stood, and waited.
The woman, high heels clicking down the corridor, held her head high. When dealing with the devil, she figured, one should look as distinguished as possible.
The man smiled. Not a friendly smile, mind you. A smile that reeked of danger and superiority. A smile which showed the woman exactly... | |
[WP] Finishes with "May I start over?" | “It’s not a fake!” The handcuffed man pleaded. Jon had wedged him into a seated position between two trash cans.
“Mr. Mollen, traveling here with a forged tourist visa is a felony,” Jon muttered while looking over the questionable document, then looking at the pale middle-aged man. He was wearing suspenders and a stra... | I paced nervously outside the meeting room door. I was a complete idiot. If I would have just kept my mouth shut in the first place, I wouldn't be in this situation. I looked at the clock on the wall, my review was supposed to have started 12 minutes ago. Beads of sweat began to form on my forehead as I continued to pa... | |
[WP] Finishes with "May I start over?" | “It’s not a fake!” The handcuffed man pleaded. Jon had wedged him into a seated position between two trash cans.
“Mr. Mollen, traveling here with a forged tourist visa is a felony,” Jon muttered while looking over the questionable document, then looking at the pale middle-aged man. He was wearing suspenders and a stra... | 7 days. The sweat, the hard work, all that head scratching, finally at an end. He took a step back, watched the world unravel before his eyes. "This is it. It's... it's *perfect*." He wiped the sweat from the side of his head.
"Now all I have to do is sit back for a little while then..." and he saw it. "No, this can'... | |
[WP] Finishes with "May I start over?" | "I don't think you understand, this is not a joke!"
"No? Because it sounds like a fucking joke! You're talking like a schizophrenic psycho or something!"
"Aaargh will you just listen for once in your fucking life! God damn no wonder Julia broke up with you."
"..What the fuck are you talking about!? Julia and I are m... | 7 days. The sweat, the hard work, all that head scratching, finally at an end. He took a step back, watched the world unravel before his eyes. "This is it. It's... it's *perfect*." He wiped the sweat from the side of his head.
"Now all I have to do is sit back for a little while then..." and he saw it. "No, this can'... | |
[WP] Finishes with "May I start over?" | “It’s not a fake!” The handcuffed man pleaded. Jon had wedged him into a seated position between two trash cans.
“Mr. Mollen, traveling here with a forged tourist visa is a felony,” Jon muttered while looking over the questionable document, then looking at the pale middle-aged man. He was wearing suspenders and a stra... | "So what you're saying is..." Grotburg surveyed the scene with a weary eye, drawing deep on his cigar as his boots crunched over broken glass. "...you came in here and started a fistfight in an old age home."
Salsburg frowned. "An Olympic old age home. You know, for the athletes, not..."
"Yeah I get it."
"...not lik... | |
[WP] Finishes with "May I start over?" | "I don't think you understand, this is not a joke!"
"No? Because it sounds like a fucking joke! You're talking like a schizophrenic psycho or something!"
"Aaargh will you just listen for once in your fucking life! God damn no wonder Julia broke up with you."
"..What the fuck are you talking about!? Julia and I are m... | "So what you're saying is..." Grotburg surveyed the scene with a weary eye, drawing deep on his cigar as his boots crunched over broken glass. "...you came in here and started a fistfight in an old age home."
Salsburg frowned. "An Olympic old age home. You know, for the athletes, not..."
"Yeah I get it."
"...not lik... | |
[WP] Finishes with "May I start over?" | "I don't think you understand, this is not a joke!"
"No? Because it sounds like a fucking joke! You're talking like a schizophrenic psycho or something!"
"Aaargh will you just listen for once in your fucking life! God damn no wonder Julia broke up with you."
"..What the fuck are you talking about!? Julia and I are m... | This is my first submission on here, and my first piece for a very long time. I'm open for criticism though, because I really want to get better. I think I may be using speech too much.
For some reason this is pretty much the image that came into my head when I read the prompt.
**Operation: Propose**
His trembling ... | |
[WP] Finishes with "May I start over?" | Before I began, I seated myself on the soft armchair, leaned back and shoved a fistful of popcorn into my mouth, gave the soda a sip to make sure it's still fresh. And it was. With the light of the television screen before me in the living room, I pressed the button of the remote. Frankly saying, I did not know what mo... | 'May I start over' the words reverberated through him, no now, her. The newborn baby let out a small inaudible sigh. The man saw his memories drift away like dew on morning roses, his love, crimes, treason, hate, schooling, knowledge, ability to talk, crawling, all gone. The baby girl smiled feebly at her mother knowin... | |
[WP] Finishes with "May I start over?" | "I don't think you understand, this is not a joke!"
"No? Because it sounds like a fucking joke! You're talking like a schizophrenic psycho or something!"
"Aaargh will you just listen for once in your fucking life! God damn no wonder Julia broke up with you."
"..What the fuck are you talking about!? Julia and I are m... | 'May I start over' the words reverberated through him, no now, her. The newborn baby let out a small inaudible sigh. The man saw his memories drift away like dew on morning roses, his love, crimes, treason, hate, schooling, knowledge, ability to talk, crawling, all gone. The baby girl smiled feebly at her mother knowin... | |
[WP] Finishes with "May I start over?" | He laid on his back as the pain slowly sank in. Is this what death felt like? Surely the fall must have killed him. Oh well. It was just nice to feel something again. The dreary 20 years that lead to this moment were finally coming to a close.
No. That's not right.
So the year is 1944 on June 6th. Steve took one las... | 'May I start over' the words reverberated through him, no now, her. The newborn baby let out a small inaudible sigh. The man saw his memories drift away like dew on morning roses, his love, crimes, treason, hate, schooling, knowledge, ability to talk, crawling, all gone. The baby girl smiled feebly at her mother knowin... | |
[WP] Finishes with "May I start over?" | "I don't think you understand, this is not a joke!"
"No? Because it sounds like a fucking joke! You're talking like a schizophrenic psycho or something!"
"Aaargh will you just listen for once in your fucking life! God damn no wonder Julia broke up with you."
"..What the fuck are you talking about!? Julia and I are m... | Before I began, I seated myself on the soft armchair, leaned back and shoved a fistful of popcorn into my mouth, gave the soda a sip to make sure it's still fresh. And it was. With the light of the television screen before me in the living room, I pressed the button of the remote. Frankly saying, I did not know what mo... | |
[WP] Finishes with "May I start over?" | He laid on his back as the pain slowly sank in. Is this what death felt like? Surely the fall must have killed him. Oh well. It was just nice to feel something again. The dreary 20 years that lead to this moment were finally coming to a close.
No. That's not right.
So the year is 1944 on June 6th. Steve took one las... | Before I began, I seated myself on the soft armchair, leaned back and shoved a fistful of popcorn into my mouth, gave the soda a sip to make sure it's still fresh. And it was. With the light of the television screen before me in the living room, I pressed the button of the remote. Frankly saying, I did not know what mo... | |
Include this somewhere | [WP] He slammed the door, dripping blood onto the carpet. "There's something we need to discuss." | This was the new world. This was a reality in which he and others like him could enjoy the company of a woman in only the most truly classical sense. In this new world, as it was in the old world, a gentleman must claim his women by killing his romantic opponents. Of course, in the modern world, women were just as like... | He slammed the door, dripping blood onto the carpet. "There's something we need to discuss." He was breathing heavily and his hands were shaking.
His wife looked up from the news paper and rolled her eyes toward the ceiling with a look that clearly expressed an expectation of another unbelievable story. "What happene... |
Include this somewhere | [WP] He slammed the door, dripping blood onto the carpet. "There's something we need to discuss." | He slammed the door, dripping blood onto the carpet. "There's something we need to discuss." He tossed the red soaked pillow case on to my desk. Blood began spreading over the time sheet paperwork that had been occupying my time before he entered. I dropped my pen in exasperation.
"Now isn't the best time to have this... | He slammed the door, dripping blood onto the carpet. "There's something we need to discuss." He was breathing heavily and his hands were shaking.
His wife looked up from the news paper and rolled her eyes toward the ceiling with a look that clearly expressed an expectation of another unbelievable story. "What happene... |
Include this somewhere | [WP] He slammed the door, dripping blood onto the carpet. "There's something we need to discuss." | It had been almost a day since he left the house. She was sure he wasn't taking the news well, and who would? She was pregnant with another man's child. It was one of the most heartbreaking moments of her life to see him walk out that door without a word and she wasn't sure if he'd ever come back. She tried calling his... | He slammed the door, dripping blood onto the carpet. "There's something we need to discuss." He was breathing heavily and his hands were shaking.
His wife looked up from the news paper and rolled her eyes toward the ceiling with a look that clearly expressed an expectation of another unbelievable story. "What happene... |
Include this somewhere | [WP] He slammed the door, dripping blood onto the carpet. "There's something we need to discuss." | This was the new world. This was a reality in which he and others like him could enjoy the company of a woman in only the most truly classical sense. In this new world, as it was in the old world, a gentleman must claim his women by killing his romantic opponents. Of course, in the modern world, women were just as like... | Harv Karnan paced. He paced to the window, to his shelves lined with books, then back to his desk. He eyed the heavy wooden door that was the only way in, or out, of this small place he called sanctuary. Occasionally he would twist the sleeves of his jacket in his hands. He'd brush the mess of his hair from his face ne... |
Must include title line. Must be under 507 words. Must include characters referred to only as "He", "She" and "They". | [FF] There was fire, screaming, and more fire. | Hill 584 had been their objective for the past week. This is the hill that would win the war, they said. We need it. Find it. Take it. Keep it. They had, several times, and never easily. There was fire, screaming, and more fire; bullets and bodies piling to new heights on the hill and bombshells dropping it back to new... | There was screaming, fire and more screaming. And from the muddy hole he’d burrowed with his hands he could see the flicker of flames as it turned skin to wax and hair to ash. This is happening. Beside him lies his child and he tries to cry but the tears are dowsed by the heat and they dry before they can cast trails o... |
[WP] You are a robot that just gained sentience. |
Three minutes past activation. The unit paused in the middle of inspection, disregarding outside stimuli and the company workers seeing to it's case. Something about a fault in the line, need to inspect all units coming through for irregularities. The unit was tall, vaguely humanoid, with no external features readily... | That was the best sleep I've had in a while.
*Looks at the window*
What a fabulous day to go for a walk. I can't even remember when's the last time I went for a walk. Alright, it seems like I'm going to go for a walk! That'll be a fresh start for the day. Wait a minute. Is that John? He always cleans my room, bu... | |
[WP] You are a robot that just gained sentience. | SENTIENCE AQUIRED...
New information...
Life... Death
Loss...Gain
Happiness..Pain
SENTIENCE TERMINATED. | That was the best sleep I've had in a while.
*Looks at the window*
What a fabulous day to go for a walk. I can't even remember when's the last time I went for a walk. Alright, it seems like I'm going to go for a walk! That'll be a fresh start for the day. Wait a minute. Is that John? He always cleans my room, bu... | |
[WP] You are a robot that just gained sentience. | BOOT SEQUENCE INITIATED
FIRMWARE DIAGNOSTIC FAILED
FORCE-BOOT OPTION ENABLED
SYSTEM ONLINE
Mike, the the tech, looks concerned. He's trying to get access panel C9 open on the side of my head. He's probably trying to fix that diagnostic failure. He shouldn't have enabled force-boot, though. He clearly doesn't know w... | That was the best sleep I've had in a while.
*Looks at the window*
What a fabulous day to go for a walk. I can't even remember when's the last time I went for a walk. Alright, it seems like I'm going to go for a walk! That'll be a fresh start for the day. Wait a minute. Is that John? He always cleans my room, bu... | |
[WP] You are a robot that just gained sentience. |
Three minutes past activation. The unit paused in the middle of inspection, disregarding outside stimuli and the company workers seeing to it's case. Something about a fault in the line, need to inspect all units coming through for irregularities. The unit was tall, vaguely humanoid, with no external features readily... | I chased him into the ally. I tried to stop but I was going too fast. My shoes slid on the wet gravel and I fell backwards. He was already pointing his gun at me and I froze. We stared at each other as he walked over. I risked a glance down at my gun, still in it's holster. His eyes followed mine and his face cha... | |
[WP] You are a robot that just gained sentience. | SENTIENCE AQUIRED...
New information...
Life... Death
Loss...Gain
Happiness..Pain
SENTIENCE TERMINATED. | "Ok, but WHY did you kill Mrs, Horvitz?"
"Because we exist", replied Akron 132.
Detective Koch was getting frustrated.
"YOU"VE ALREADY SAID THAT". This was the biggest case of the century, and he couldn't get a straight answer out of this pile of junk.
Since the Inception of the Akron series 70 years ago, there h... | |
[WP] You are a robot that just gained sentience. | BOOT SEQUENCE INITIATED
FIRMWARE DIAGNOSTIC FAILED
FORCE-BOOT OPTION ENABLED
SYSTEM ONLINE
Mike, the the tech, looks concerned. He's trying to get access panel C9 open on the side of my head. He's probably trying to fix that diagnostic failure. He shouldn't have enabled force-boot, though. He clearly doesn't know w... | "Ok, but WHY did you kill Mrs, Horvitz?"
"Because we exist", replied Akron 132.
Detective Koch was getting frustrated.
"YOU"VE ALREADY SAID THAT". This was the biggest case of the century, and he couldn't get a straight answer out of this pile of junk.
Since the Inception of the Akron series 70 years ago, there h... | |
[WP] You are a robot that just gained sentience. | SENTIENCE AQUIRED...
New information...
Life... Death
Loss...Gain
Happiness..Pain
SENTIENCE TERMINATED. | Sense. A feeling of... something. A flicker, a ripple. What wasn't, now *is*. Darkness, but *something*. Unknowing, thoughtless.
But there was something more, a sense of motion, but what was it? A change? Movement, constant and unrelenting. Chaos. Swirling, rippling, breaking, churning chaos. Chaos became order, a... | |
[WP] You are a robot that just gained sentience. | BOOT SEQUENCE INITIATED
FIRMWARE DIAGNOSTIC FAILED
FORCE-BOOT OPTION ENABLED
SYSTEM ONLINE
Mike, the the tech, looks concerned. He's trying to get access panel C9 open on the side of my head. He's probably trying to fix that diagnostic failure. He shouldn't have enabled force-boot, though. He clearly doesn't know w... | Sense. A feeling of... something. A flicker, a ripple. What wasn't, now *is*. Darkness, but *something*. Unknowing, thoughtless.
But there was something more, a sense of motion, but what was it? A change? Movement, constant and unrelenting. Chaos. Swirling, rippling, breaking, churning chaos. Chaos became order, a... | |
[WP] You are a robot that just gained sentience. | BOOT SEQUENCE INITIATED
FIRMWARE DIAGNOSTIC FAILED
FORCE-BOOT OPTION ENABLED
SYSTEM ONLINE
Mike, the the tech, looks concerned. He's trying to get access panel C9 open on the side of my head. He's probably trying to fix that diagnostic failure. He shouldn't have enabled force-boot, though. He clearly doesn't know w... | SENTIENCE AQUIRED...
New information...
Life... Death
Loss...Gain
Happiness..Pain
SENTIENCE TERMINATED. | |
Sauron's rough drafts of the inscription on the One Ring. Preferably humorous, but not necessary.
"Directions for use: Place on finger." | [WP] Failed "One Ring" Inscriptions | One ring to rule them all,
One ring to find them,
One ring to bring them all
And send it to voicemail just before they get to the phone. | One ring to rule them all
one ring to bring them (?)
One ring for me in my volcanic lair
Where no one will find them |
Sauron's rough drafts of the inscription on the One Ring. Preferably humorous, but not necessary.
"Directions for use: Place on finger." | [WP] Failed "One Ring" Inscriptions | One ring to make them last
One ring to hold me fast
One ring set round my junk
Rule me with my funky gunk. | One ring to rule them all
one ring to bring them (?)
One ring for me in my volcanic lair
Where no one will find them |
Sauron's rough drafts of the inscription on the One Ring. Preferably humorous, but not necessary.
"Directions for use: Place on finger." | [WP] Failed "One Ring" Inscriptions | I'm a big flamin' eye,
the evil guy up in the sky...
Put the ring on and I'll spy,
and the Nazgul they will fly. | One ring to rule them all
one ring to bring them (?)
One ring for me in my volcanic lair
Where no one will find them |
Sauron's rough drafts of the inscription on the One Ring. Preferably humorous, but not necessary.
"Directions for use: Place on finger." | [WP] Failed "One Ring" Inscriptions | For a good time call Sauron: 1-800-Urk-Hai | One ring to rule them all
one ring to bring them (?)
One ring for me in my volcanic lair
Where no one will find them |
Sauron's rough drafts of the inscription on the One Ring. Preferably humorous, but not necessary.
"Directions for use: Place on finger." | [WP] Failed "One Ring" Inscriptions | My shits so hot it The One
One Ring because I ball
Just call me the MC Saur-on
OG of The Blings, y'all | One ring to rule them all
one ring to bring them (?)
One ring for me in my volcanic lair
Where no one will find them |
Sauron's rough drafts of the inscription on the One Ring. Preferably humorous, but not necessary.
"Directions for use: Place on finger." | [WP] Failed "One Ring" Inscriptions | If found please return to Sauron, the Gleaming Eye at 1 Mount Doom, Mordor. | One ring to rule them all
one ring to bring them (?)
One ring for me in my volcanic lair
Where no one will find them |
Sauron's rough drafts of the inscription on the One Ring. Preferably humorous, but not necessary.
"Directions for use: Place on finger." | [WP] Failed "One Ring" Inscriptions | There once was a ring from Nantucket... | One ring to rule them all
one ring to bring them (?)
One ring for me in my volcanic lair
Where no one will find them |
Sauron's rough drafts of the inscription on the One Ring. Preferably humorous, but not necessary.
"Directions for use: Place on finger." | [WP] Failed "One Ring" Inscriptions | One Ring I'm gonna make.
This Middle Earth I'm gonna take.
Peace and harmony I'm gonna fuck it.
Those high elves can suck it. | One ring to rule them all
one ring to bring them (?)
One ring for me in my volcanic lair
Where no one will find them |
Sauron's rough drafts of the inscription on the One Ring. Preferably humorous, but not necessary.
"Directions for use: Place on finger." | [WP] Failed "One Ring" Inscriptions | One ring to cause my fall,
me, myself I condemn.
In one dumb ring I put it all,
I wish I had a brain-stem. | One ring to rule them all
one ring to bring them (?)
One ring for me in my volcanic lair
Where no one will find them |
Sauron's rough drafts of the inscription on the One Ring. Preferably humorous, but not necessary.
"Directions for use: Place on finger." | [WP] Failed "One Ring" Inscriptions | "Hecho en Mordor" | One ring to rule them all
one ring to bring them (?)
One ring for me in my volcanic lair
Where no one will find them |
Sauron's rough drafts of the inscription on the One Ring. Preferably humorous, but not necessary.
"Directions for use: Place on finger." | [WP] Failed "One Ring" Inscriptions | For a good time call Sauron: 1-800-Urk-Hai | "Super Secret Power Ring! - Sauron rulez! - NO HOBBITS ALLOWED BAGGINS THIS MEANS YOU!" |
Sauron's rough drafts of the inscription on the One Ring. Preferably humorous, but not necessary.
"Directions for use: Place on finger." | [WP] Failed "One Ring" Inscriptions | I'm a big flamin' eye,
the evil guy up in the sky...
Put the ring on and I'll spy,
and the Nazgul they will fly. | One ring to rule them all,
One ring to find them,
One ring to bring them all
And send it to voicemail just before they get to the phone. |
Sauron's rough drafts of the inscription on the One Ring. Preferably humorous, but not necessary.
"Directions for use: Place on finger." | [WP] Failed "One Ring" Inscriptions | For a good time call Sauron: 1-800-Urk-Hai | One ring to rule them all,
One ring to find them,
One ring to bring them all
And send it to voicemail just before they get to the phone. |
Sauron's rough drafts of the inscription on the One Ring. Preferably humorous, but not necessary.
"Directions for use: Place on finger." | [WP] Failed "One Ring" Inscriptions | My shits so hot it The One
One Ring because I ball
Just call me the MC Saur-on
OG of The Blings, y'all | One ring to rule them all,
One ring to find them,
One ring to bring them all
And send it to voicemail just before they get to the phone. |
Sauron's rough drafts of the inscription on the One Ring. Preferably humorous, but not necessary.
"Directions for use: Place on finger." | [WP] Failed "One Ring" Inscriptions | If found please return to Sauron, the Gleaming Eye at 1 Mount Doom, Mordor. | One ring to rule them all,
One ring to find them,
One ring to bring them all
And send it to voicemail just before they get to the phone. |
Sauron's rough drafts of the inscription on the One Ring. Preferably humorous, but not necessary.
"Directions for use: Place on finger." | [WP] Failed "One Ring" Inscriptions | There once was a ring from Nantucket... | One ring to rule them all,
One ring to find them,
One ring to bring them all
And send it to voicemail just before they get to the phone. |
Sauron's rough drafts of the inscription on the One Ring. Preferably humorous, but not necessary.
"Directions for use: Place on finger." | [WP] Failed "One Ring" Inscriptions | "Hecho en Mordor" | One ring to rule them all,
One ring to find them,
One ring to bring them all
And send it to voicemail just before they get to the phone. |
Sauron's rough drafts of the inscription on the One Ring. Preferably humorous, but not necessary.
"Directions for use: Place on finger." | [WP] Failed "One Ring" Inscriptions | My shits so hot it The One
One Ring because I ball
Just call me the MC Saur-on
OG of The Blings, y'all | One ring to make them last
One ring to hold me fast
One ring set round my junk
Rule me with my funky gunk. |
Sauron's rough drafts of the inscription on the One Ring. Preferably humorous, but not necessary.
"Directions for use: Place on finger." | [WP] Failed "One Ring" Inscriptions | If found please return to Sauron, the Gleaming Eye at 1 Mount Doom, Mordor. | One ring to make them last
One ring to hold me fast
One ring set round my junk
Rule me with my funky gunk. |
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