Headline A: Rich Kids Aren't All Bad, Right? No, Not If They Tell Colleges Not To Do This To Poor People.
Headline B: Rich Kids Can't Be All Bad, Right? Unless They All Do This To Poor People Before They Go To College.


Headline A: John Oliver Throws Down An Epic, Hilarious Rant About Two Of The Most Important, Boring Words Ever
Headline B: John Oliver Goes Off On An Epic, Hilarious Rant About Two Of The Most Important Words Ever


Headline A: Watch This Professional Sports League Make A Stand No Other Major American One Ever Has
Headline B: What Did The NHL Do That No Other Major American Pro Sports League Has Ever Done?


Headline A: The One Where 'The Hamburglar' Taught McDonald's Management How To Steal Things
Headline B: Are You One Of The People Being Robbed On The Job?


Headline A: Sexual Objectification: What Is It And Why Should We Even Care?
Headline B: Exposing The Stark Reality Behind Sexual Objectification


Headline A: How The Women Of The Future Will 'Catch' Men
Headline B: 1939's Misogynistic Predictions Of How The Women Of The Future Will 'Catch' Men


Headline A: Would You Welcome Us To On Sunday Morning?
Headline B: Some Gay Folks Want To Tell You About How People Treat Them At Church ... And It's Pretty Nice.


Headline A: 13 Minutes Of John Oliver Metaphorically Punching Giant Media Companies In The Face For Hypocrisy
Headline B: John Oliver Goes Off On An Epic, Hilarious Rant About Two Of The Most Important, Boring Words Ever


Headline A: You Wouldn't Raise A Kid In A Meth Lab, Right? How Many Super-Weird Chemicals Are In Your Home?
Headline B: I Don't Think We Meant To Invite Such Scary Guests Into Our Homes


Headline A: There's 1 Big Scandal On Everybody's Mind Before The Super Bowl. He Settles It Once And For All.
Headline B: The 1 Big Scandal On Everybody's Mind Before The Super Bowl Is Covering Up A Much Bigger Problem


Headline A: What Does The U.S. Do More Of Than Just About Any Other Country In The World?
Headline B: 1 Out Of Every 4 People In The World In Prison Are In 1 Country. Bet You Can Guess Which.


Headline A: Olivia Wilde Admits It’s Still Hard To Make Films With A Female Lead
Headline B: An Actress Admits That Some Men Would Be Totally Bored If They Had Her Job


Headline A: Some Women Won't Have The Simple Right To Hear This Pop Song. That's Why She Wrote It.
Headline B: Her Pop Song Is Powerful, I Just Hope Every Woman Has The 'Choice' To Listen To It If They Want


Headline A: 2000 were killed, hundreds are missing, and some were made slaves, but we stay quiet
Headline B: 2000 were killed. Hundreds are missing. We stay quiet and do nothing.


Headline A: People Ask This Lesbian Questions And Her Raised-Eyebrow Game Shames Us All
Headline B: She Let Strangers Ask Her Questions About Lesbians, Then Her Raised-Eyebrow Game Shamed Us All


Headline A: Until the video of this man's murder went viral, his killer walked free.
Headline B: What happened in North Charleston mirrors Ferguson. Here's what we can learn from both cities.


Headline A: Bill Gates has a Utopian dream. Watch this guy grill him about it.
Headline B: Bill Gates says that handing out money doesn't work.


Headline A: Some Straight Talk On What Happens To Straight Couples After They Straight Up Attend Gay Weddings
Headline B: A Straight Couple Attends An Amazing Gay Wedding And Has Their Straight Lives Destroyed By It


Headline A: The Book That Can Save Lives When You Dump Water On It. Seriously.
Headline B: This Isn't A Metaphor: Some Folks Just Invented A Book That Transforms To A Life Saving Water System


Headline A: See a hilarious acapella rendition of a Taylor Swift song show that science also has 'Style'.
Headline B: See a hilarious Taylor Swift cover show that science also has 'Style'.


Headline A: Time Travel Through All The Ways Humans Have Understood And Misunderstood A 3 Letter Word
Headline B: You Probably Didn’t Learn This Sex History In School — But Maybe You Should’ve


Headline A: Don't Just Tell Me What You Think About Equal Pay, Dance Me What You Think About Equal Pay
Headline B: Jimmy Fallon Asks Folks About Equal Pay And Made Them Dance Their Answers. Really. See For Yourself.


Headline A: This Guy Had Access To Every Secret The US Government Holds Dear. He's Sharing 1 Of Them With You.
Headline B: What Country Does The United States Spy On More Than Any Other? Hint: You Probably Live In It.


Headline A: Watch A Famous Gay Guy Who Went To Jail When He Was 5 And Then Into Space Tell You What's Next
Headline B: Bucket List: 1 - Get Out Of Jail By Age 6. 2 - Be A Gay Spaceman. 3 - Perform On Broadway.


Headline A: Sometimes 'South Park' Comes Up With 25 Seconds Of Pure Genius. This Is 1 Of Those Times.
Headline B: South Park Parodies A 'Drink Responsibly' Ad To Prove A Point


Headline A: Bill Gates & John Green Walk Into A Hospital, Meet An Epic Doctor Who Saves Babies Every Single Day
Headline B: He Flew In A Helicopter With Bill Gates In Order To Meet An Amazing Doctor You Should Get To Know


Headline A: Next Time A Creepy Guy Yells At A Woman Walking Down The Street, Here's What He's Really Thinking
Headline B: Next Time A Creepy Guy Yells At You When You Walk Down The Street, Here's What He's Really Thinking


Headline A: Dr. Robert Is A Prized Man In Uganda. After Seeing Him In Action, It's No Surprise Why.
Headline B: Dr. Robert Is A Wanted Man In Uganda. After Seeing Him In Action, It's No Surprise Why.


Headline A: The Terrifying Things Politicians Do For Money
Headline B: An Absurd Political Ad Is Just A Normal Political Ad Without All The Lies


Headline A: If Only Every College Were As Painfully Honest As The People In This College Admissions Video
Headline B: 5 People Talk About The College Of Everyone's Dreams. Only 1 Comes Close To Telling The Truth.


Headline A: One Can Make You Tired, Sick, Blind, Or Dead. The Other? It's Nearly Perfect.
Headline B: The Things You Can See Are Pretty Gross. But The Ones You Can't? Those Are Worse.


Headline A: It Only Takes One Single Minute For This Zany Comedian To Change How You Think About Your Life
Headline B: Got A Minute? This Zany Comedian Would Like To Change How You Live Your Life


Headline A: A Way To Make Sure My Favorite Strawberry Margaritas Are Only Irresponsible If I Want Them To Be
Headline B: It's Finally (Almost) Here! A Guarantee That You're Buying Responsible Food


Headline A: Despite Traditional 'Wisdom,' The Truth About Who Actually Creates Jobs Finally Comes Out
Headline B: 1 Of These 4 People Will Actually Create Jobs. Can You Guess Which?


Headline A: Frozen's Kristen Bell Does A Mean Mary Poppins Impression And Sings About Her Cheap Jerk Of A Boss
Headline B: Frozen's Kristen Bell Does A Mean Mary Poppins Impression And Sings Hilariously About Her Cheap Boss


Headline A: 'Lassie Is Pornography!' And Other Reasons Why Rod Serling Hated Censorship
Headline B: Rod Serling (Creator Of 'The Twilight Zone') Rips On Media Censorship


Headline A: It's Not Okay To Dress Up As Other Races. I Know You Know That, But See How Many Others Don't.
Headline B: Do We Really Need To Tell People It's Not Okay To Dress Up As Racial Stereotypes? (Yes, Yes We Do.)


Headline A: Some Disease Is Preventable And This Is How You Spell Fixing It. V-A-C-C-I-N-A-T-E.
Headline B: A Quick Guide To The Modern Reasons For Vaccines


Headline A: This Scares The Hell Out Of Me. World Leaders Are About To Give Away The Keys To The Internet.
Headline B: There Are Internet Rules? Soon Corporations Will Be Able Kick You Off If You Break Them.


Headline A: What Their Families Went Through Is Beyond Horrifying. Now They Want Someone To Answer For It.
Headline B: A 200-Year-Old Crime Is Back In The Spotlight — And An Apology Just Won’t Do


Headline A: I’d Heard Of Dyslexia, But It’s Actually Kinda Cool What It Is, And There's An Even Cooler Solution
Headline B: I Never Got How Dyslexia Works Or What It Looks Like, But Now I Do. Weird. And It Sorta Makes Sense.


Headline A: She Is A Famous Christian Singer. And She's Tired Of Living A Lie.
Headline B: You May Have Heard Her Songs, But She Wants To Make Sure You Hear Her Story Too.


Headline A: Imagine If Bill Nye The Science Guy Was A Rock Star? You Don't Have To. He Already Is.
Headline B: There's No Way Bill Nye Gave His Permission To Be In This Video. But I Doubt He Cares.


Headline A: When People Call Him Names, He Tries Not To Let It Get To Him. But It Does.
Headline B: When He Says, ‘I’m A Human Being,’ I Tear Up, Too


Headline A: Some Smart People Were Asked For 1 Sentence On Why Race Still Matters. Here Are Their Answers.
Headline B: A List Of Simple, Convincing, Easy To Remember Reasons To Talk About Race


Headline A: An Argument About Your Privacy That Is So Simple, A Little Kid Can Make It
Headline B: Why Are Her Baby Pictures Under Surveillance?


Headline A: Think Lawmakers Don't Affect You? As My Mother Used To Say, 'You've Got Another Thing Coming, Mister!'
Headline B: When Trying To Make A Living Turned Into A Nightmare, This Woman Changed It Back Into A Dream


Headline A: You Take A Picture Of Your Food And Tag It. What You Get Is Less Hunger.
Headline B: If You Take A Picture Of Your Food And Tag It, What You Get Less Hunger


Headline A: What A Service Dog Really Thinks Of The Injured Vet Who Owns Him
Headline B: An Injured Vet Gets To Hear What His Service Dog Really Thinks Of Him


Headline A: A Swarm Of People Ripped Up All Their Neighbor's Grass. And It Was Actually Kind Of Amazing.
Headline B: The Real Way We Could Get Suburbia On Its Way To Being A Better (And Tastier) Spot


Headline A: This Rock Star Suffered From Severe Depression. But That's Not Why He Hated These Fans.
Headline B: This Rock Star's Odd Request Was Actually Totally Brilliant


Headline A: America Put This Famous Gay Space Dude In Jail When He Was 5 Years Old. Now He's Going Where?
Headline B: Everything You Wanted To Know About Gay Broadway Space Prisoners-Of-War But Were Afraid To Ask


Headline A: Watch This With A Kid, And At The End, See If You Agree With The Message
Headline B: Go Find A Kid, This Nugget Of Goodness Is Actually For Them


Headline A: The spectacular fall of Rep. Aaron Schock
Headline B: The spectacular fall of Rep. Aaron Schock, and how not shocking that actually is.


Headline A: A Mesmerizing Video Puts A Face Behind The Upsetting Graduation Statistics We Hear So Often
Headline B: A Mesmerizing Video Puts A Face Behind The Alarming Dropout Statistics We Hear So Often


Headline A: An App That Will Award Me Points For NOT Doing Something? Sign Me Up!
Headline B: How This Clip Manages To Offend By Acting As Inoffensive As Possible Is Genius


Headline A: He Looks Like A Football Player. But That's Not Why Kids Treat Him Like A Movie Star.
Headline B: I Really Hope The Parents Of These People Get To See What They Said Here. They'd Probably Cry.


Headline A: The Power Of 9/11 Wasn't In The Tragedy, It Was How People Responded To It
Headline B: How What People Witnessed During 9/11 Was More Powerful Than The Terrorists Could Ever Be


Headline A: An Important Movie Almost Had To Stop Filming, But Then A Hero Stepped In
Headline B: They Want The World To Be A More Equal Place. But, Even Heroes Need Help Sometimes.


Headline A: Watch Cory From 'Boy Meets World' Take A Stand For An Issue People Are Super-Passionate About
Headline B: Watch Cory Matthews Explain In 8 GIFs Why Wearing A Culture As A Costume Is Not A-OK


Headline A: The 4 Big Signs Of PTSD Laid Out In Less Than 4 Minutes
Headline B: Know What To Look For: The 4 Big Signs Of PTSD Laid Out In Less Then 4 Minutes


Headline A: When 59 Children Died On Christmas Eve, 1913, The World Mourned With Their Families
Headline B: When 59 Children Died On Christmas Eve, 1913, The World Cried With The Town Of Calumet, Michigan


Headline A: A Bunch Of Seriously Shameful Facts About A Really Pretty Color Are Going To Make You Flip. Gross.
Headline B: A Bunch Of Seriously Shameful Facts About A Really Pretty Color Are Going To Make You Flip. Yuck.


Headline A: She Tries On 4 Different Outfits For 1 Sexist Question. But Her Answer Is The Perfect Fit.
Headline B: 1 Stupid Sexist Question And 4 Different Outfits. But It's Her Solution That's The Perfect Fit.


Headline A: The Federal Government Gives Military Grade Weapons To Local Police. What Happens Next Is This.
Headline B: This 2 Minute Video Gives You Everything You Need To Know About The Riots In Ferguson


Headline A: When Frat Bros Gather To Watch 2 Girls Make Out, They End Up Being Sensitive Gentlemen.
Headline B: When Frat Bros Gather To Watch 2 Girls Make Out, They End Up...


Headline A: His School Used To Throw All Of This Away, But Now He's Using It To Change Lives
Headline B: Meet The Guy Who's A Big Deal On Campus (And He Doesn't Even Throw Raging Parties)


Headline A: The Politicians Who Committed Political Suicide For Gun Control Have One Thing In Common
Headline B: These People Committed Political Suicide For Gun Control. Guess Where They're NOT From.


Headline A: In 1964, She Made A Statement. In 2014, All These Awesome Famous Ladies Did Too.
Headline B: The Celebrity Faces Just Keep Comin'. They're Saying Someone Else's Words, But It All Rings So True.


Headline A: There's No Way Bill Nye Gave His Permission To Be In This Video. But I Doubt He Cares.
Headline B: If Global Warming Scares The Hell Out Of You, Take A Moment To Listen To These Scientists


Headline A: What if you could help a blind person 'see' when they need it most?
Headline B: Smartphones now can help a blind person 'see.' Not kidding.


Headline A: How Can One Video Be Both The Most Terrifying And The Most Motivating Thing Ever?
Headline B: How Can One Video About Our Planet Be Both The Most Terrifying And The Most Motivating Thing Ever?


Headline A: I Wouldn't Have Guessed That This Illness Was The Leading Cause Of Death For Kids Around The World
Headline B: An Illness That Kills A Million Kids...But It Shouldn't


Headline A: His mansion is really nice, but the part I like the best is WAAAY out back.
Headline B: His mansion is really nice, but the part I like the best is WAAAY out back.<br>


Headline A: 49 Kids Say What It Means To Be A 'Nice Person.' These Are Genius.
Headline B: 49 Kids Say What It Means To Be A 'Nice Person.' These Are Kind Of Genius.


Headline A: Your Favorite Nintendo Characters Get Gay Married. Because Marriage Matters To Pretend People Too.
Headline B: You Know What The 10 Year Anniversary Of Gay Marriage Needs? Nintendo Characters Making Out.


Headline A: How Many Male Novelists Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?
Headline B: MISANDRY IS FUN: Jokes About Male Novelists Prove Women Write Better Books


Headline A: What Happens When A Diehard Homophobe Meets Neil Patrick Harris?
Headline B: Neil Patrick Harris Is Homophobe Kryptonite. Stephen Colbert Puts Him To The Test.


Headline A: Martin Luther King Vs. J. Edgar Hoover: A Hilarious Retelling Of An Important Piece Of History
Headline B: Here's A Story About Martin Luther King You Don't Hear Too Often (The Hilariously Drunk Version)


Headline A: The Hardest Conversation A Skier Will Ever Have To Have
Headline B: Talking To A Snowflake Can Be A Real Downer


Headline A: Using 'Sorry' Can Fuel A *Sigh*-Worthy Gender Stereotype. And This Shampoo Ad Calls It Out.
Headline B: How And Why We Use 'Sorry' Highlights A Double Standard That This Shampoo Ad Wants To Wash Away


Headline A: Watch Men Learn What Feminism Means And Then Realize Something
Headline B: Watch Men Learn What Feminism Means And Then Realize Something Obvious


Headline A: What Can A Union Do For You, Anyway?
Headline B: What Does A Union Do For You, Anyway?


Headline A: Never Before Have I Laughed So Hard At One Guy's Non-Attempt To Save The Planet
Headline B: Never Before Have I Laughed So Hard At One Dude's Non-Attempt To Save The Planet


Headline A: She Had One Of The Most Risqué Music Videos In 2014. But She Still Has Important Words For Women.
Headline B: Just Because She Sang About Anacondas And Buns Doesn't Mean She Wants All Girls To Do The Same


Headline A: One Woman's Awesome And Kinda Steamy Poem Had Me Pumping My Fist...And Fanning Myself
Headline B: One Woman's Awesome And Kinda Sexy Poem Had Me Pumping My Fist...And Fanning Myself


Headline A: Her Name Is Sylvia, And She’s Here To Scare The Bejesus Out Of You
Headline B: If You Dress Up Like Sylvia For Halloween, You’re Going To Scare Everyone Who Cares About The Earth


Headline A: How Many Women Should Sit On The Supreme Court? She Knows.
Headline B: A Supreme Court Justice Gets Asked About Women In The Supreme Court. She Crushes.


Headline A: 7 Stunning Photos Taken By A Camera In Deep Space.
Headline B: They Sent A Camera Millions Of Miles Into Space. It Just Took These 7 Photos.


Headline A: Who Knew That The Best Advice For Guys On The Internet Would Come From A Comedian?
Headline B: This Comedian Will Probably Win Over A Lot Of Women With This Rant


Headline A: I'm Not Saying Science Doesn't Matter, I'm Just Saying It's Not All That Matters
Headline B: Want To Bump Your SAT Score By 98 Points?


Headline A: The way these big, burly men love these dogs brings so many happy tears to my eyes
Headline B: These puppies were going to be put down. Now they're doing amazing in the most unlikely place.


Headline A: Kevin Spacey Even Makes Trees Sound Cool And Dangerous, Especially When They’ve Had Enough
Headline B: But Who Will Speak For the Trees? The Lorax. And Now Apparently, A Very Sarcastic Kevin Spacey.


Headline A: If You Don't Want To See What Real Women's Bodies Look Like, Turn Away Now
Headline B: This Photograph Sparked Mothers To Show Us What Their Post-Baby Bodies Really Look Like


Headline A: They Destroyed The Lives Of Countless Families. How Did They Become The Monsters We Saw?
Headline B: Two Teenagers Destroyed Countless Families. These Guys Rewinded The Tape To Try To Answer Why.


Headline A: Here's Some Information That I Guarantee Will Say With You Every Hour On The Hour Today
Headline B: Sharks Kill 12 People Per Year. How Many Sharks Do We Kill?


Headline A: You Will Not Believe What It Takes To Escape North Korea
Headline B: How To Escape North Korea


Headline A: This One Is For The Jerks Who Think People With Depression Are Just 'Weak'
Headline B: 5 Myths About Mental Illness Debunked. 10 Bucks Says You Believe Number 2.


Headline A: YES: The Daily Show Collected Clips Of Politicians To Expose An Insane Double Standard
Headline B: Jon Stewart Exposes A Ridiculous Hypocrisy About Female Politicians With The Best Evidence Possible


Headline A: 51 Pretty Shocking Facts That Make Things Harder For Every Woman You Have Ever Met Ever
Headline B: 50+ Pretty Frustrating Facts That Make Things Harder For Every Woman You Have Ever Met Ever


Headline A: There’s A Reason Old White Men Are Usually The People Who Make Decisions That Affect All Of Us
Headline B: 71% Of Elected Officials Are Men. 90% Are White. And 65% … White Men.


Headline A: Seriously, This Is The Last Ebola Video I'm Planning On Ever Watching
Headline B: This Guy Just Ended Any Ebola Panic I Could Ever Feel, And I Want To Hug Him For It


Headline A: The Scientific Truth About Why Some Dogs Are Mean
Headline B: The Cute ‘N’ Cuddly Truth About ‘Aggressive Dogs’


Headline A: She Wrote This Song Over A Decade Ago. So Why Are People Playing It On Repeat Right Now?
Headline B: She Wrote This 15 Years Ago. It's Eerie How Perfect The Words Are For Something Happening Right Now.


Headline A: President Obama has a gift for a quarter million 10-year-olds.
Headline B: Got a 3rd grader? Guess what you're doing next year, thanks to President Obama.


Headline A: Let's See This Man Go Through A Typically Female Experience And See How He Feels About It
Headline B: Let's Make Getting Condoms As Easy As Getting Birth-Control. LOL.


Headline A: She wanted to eat better on tour and found out that taste is a partly in your head.
Headline B: She wanted to eat better on tour and found out that taste is a mind game.


Headline A: 2 Vets Together For 45 Years. After 1 Dies, The Other's Told The Marriage Was Fake
Headline B: How A Widower Is Proving 45 Years Of True Love Is More Powerful Than Bigotry


Headline A: Bill Nye wants to change the world. Hear him chat with President Obama about how to make it happen.
Headline B: President Obama chats with Bill Nye about climate change, education, and the importance of science.


Headline A: A Beautiful Marriage Equality Ad From A Red State Shows That Love Is Universal
Headline B: In 32 Seconds 1 Dad, 3 Moms, And 1 Little Girl Show Us A Thing Or Two About Family Values


Headline A: I Know This Video On CPR Wants To Save My Life, But I Almost Died Laughing
Headline B: A Truly Absurd PSA With Zombies Makes No Sense Until You Watch It The Whole Way Through


Headline A: Oh, So In Scotland They Actually DON'T Promote Rape Culture?
Headline B: If The Steubenville Football Team Had Seen This Video, Maybe We'd Be Short One Injustice.


Headline A: These Dads Kick Ass For Equality. Gently And Kindly.
Headline B: These Dads Are Proof That Being Brave And Tough Doesn't Always Look How You Think It Will


Headline A: If You Are A Human, I Dare You Not To Get All Choked Up Watching This
Headline B: I Dare You Not To Get All Choked Up Watching This Inspiring 1-Minute Ad About Awesome Dads


Headline A: They Raised The Minimum Wage Even When Most Of The Country Was Like 'Wahh, Do We Have To?'
Headline B: The Gap Went For Fairer Pay Even Though The Rest Of The Country Wasn't Really Doing It? Cool.


Headline A: J-Lo's Mom Talks About What It Was Like To Raise Jennifer Lopez, And What All Parents Fear
Headline B: J-Lo's Mom Talks About Having The Same Concerns As Any Mom


Headline A: I Want To Understand Why This Generation Is So Lazy, But I Can't Seem To Find The Lazy Ones
Headline B: I Want To Understand Why Millennials Are So Lazy, But I Can't Seem To Find The Lazy Ones


Headline A: He Started With A Simple Pot Joke. But Then, He Just. Couldn't. Stop.
Headline B: With One Simple Joke, Every Cocaine User Accidentally Revealed Themselves. They Just Laughed.


Headline A: Perceived Attractiveness Is Correlated To How Much You Play And A Super Sciencey Video Explains Why
Headline B: Being Attrictive Is Correlated To How Much You Play And A Super Sciencey Video Explains How


Headline A: After Watching This Video, I Won't Look At A Strawberry The Same Way Again
Headline B: 'Strawberry Fields Forever,' Sang The Beatles. 'Get Me Out Of These Strawberry Fields,' She Said.


Headline A: At First The Images And Words Were Euphoric, Then It Turned Dark. Guess That's The Point.
Headline B: Stunning Images And Words Of A Woman's Life With Bipolar, Opened My Eyes ... And Heart


Headline A: What's This Whole 'Religious Freedom' Debate Anyway? Here's A Faith-Based Group That Gets It Right.
Headline B: Using Religion As A License To Discriminate?


Headline A: There's Nothing I Can Say To Make You Care. But I Genuinely Hope You Take A Moment To Consider It.
Headline B: We Regulate Cars More Than We Regulate Guns. Let's See How That's Playing Out.


Headline A: See What Happens When Students Have The Support They Need. This Joyful Video Will Make You Smile.
Headline B: This Joyful Video Will Make You Smile. See What Happens When Students Have The Support They Need.


Headline A: Just Because You Can't See It Doesn't Mean It Isn't Hitting You Where You Live
Headline B: You're Surrounded By It, You Breathe It, You Depend On It. And It's Racist?


Headline A: A News Anchor Gets The Scare Of Her Life. See How She Responds By Changing The Lives Of Others.
Headline B: A News Anchor Gets The Scare Of Her Life, But Decides To Do Something Super Bold With It


Headline A: What's That, You Ask? Just Something This *Totally* Inspiring Woman Built.
Headline B: She Managed To Escape, But Was Pulled Right Back In. So She Decided To Do *This*


Headline A: Global Warming Isn't Real Because You Had A Snow Day? I Think It's Time We Had 'The Talk.'
Headline B: If You Say Global Warming Isn't Real Because It's Cold Outside, I'll Shake My Head And Show You This


Headline A: His best friend's was killed by his own mother. Here's how he looks at it.
Headline B: See how one guy dealt with his best friend being stabbed to death.


Headline A: There Are A Few Ways Of Looking At Certain People If You're Christian. I Can Get On Board With One.
Headline B: Christian Students Stopped The Message Of One Man They Disagreed With On Their Campus


Headline A: A Senator Tries To Ignore Facts To Make A Political Point, So A Doctor Gives Him A Shot Of Reality
Headline B: A Senator Tried To Outsmart A Doctor. Didn't Work Out Too Well For Him.


Headline A: That Lady From Mad Men Tries To Work In A Modern Office. It Doesn't Go So Well. She Punks Them.
Headline B: That Lady From Mad Men Tries To Work In A Modern Office And It Doesn't Go So Well. At All.


Headline A: A 5 Panel Cartoon That Just Gets Creepier And Creepier As It Goes On
Headline B: The Things He Says To Her On The Street Make Me Cringe. She Responds, But He Just Doesn't Stop.


Headline A: Watch This Seriously Adorable And Uplifting Video Of A Huge Company Actually Doing Good Stuff
Headline B: Here's A Ridiculously Adorable And Uplifting Video Of A Huge Company Actually Doing Good Stuff


Headline A: There's Something You Won't Find In This Town. And It's Forcing These Kids To Walk To School.
Headline B: Yes, This Town Is Real. And Yes, It's Totally Adorable (And Smart, Too!)


Headline A: The Future Of Advocacy Just Gently Caressed Your Eyeballs
Headline B: These Talented Artists Said Everything By Saying Almost Nothing At All


Headline A: She Bravely Took The Mic But It Wasn't To Sing. This Woman Told Her Story Of Abuse At The Grammys.
Headline B: I Wonder If Her Abuser Ever Thought She'd Tell Her Story To Millions At The Grammys


Headline A: Watch A Famous Scientist Give A Killer Answer To The Question He Gets Asked All The Time
Headline B: A Famous Scientist Gets Asked The Same Question All The Time. Good Thing He's Got A Killer Answer.


Headline A: A Straight Kid Stands Up To Some Bullying Politicians For His Two Gay Moms And Wins
Headline B: See The Speech That Made This Kid's Mom Very Proud. And His Other Mom Too.


Headline A: Congress Is About To Pass A Bunch Of Terrible Things, And They Were Hoping You Wouldn't Notice
Headline B: Congress Is About To Pass A 1603 Page Bill. There Are Some Things In There You Should Know About.


Headline A: Truly Misinformed Man-Children Think Your Gender Somehow Corresponds With Your Intellect
Headline B: Watch A Guy Unknowingly Explain What Mansplaining Is To Some Very Bewildered And Annoyed Women


Headline A: John Oliver Metephorically Bludgeons The Folks Behind 1 Of The Biggest Scams Being Run On Americans
Headline B: John Oliver Shames The Awful Folks Behind 1 Of The Biggest Scams Being Run On Americans Today


Headline A: Every Year, 3 Million Amputees Need A Prosthetic Limb. See The High-Tech Device Making It Happen.
Headline B: A New Version Of Old Technology That's Putting Thousands Of Amputees Back On Their Feet... For Cheap


Headline A: Well, What Was So Great About The 'Great Barrier Reef' Anyway?
Headline B: Australia's Very Questionable Decision About Who Takes Care Of The Great Barrier Reef


Headline A: It's Now Illegal For You & Some Friends To Sing, 'Joy To The World' At One State's Capitol
Headline B: 'I'd Like To Teach The World To Sing' — Err, Except In One Southern State


Headline A: If We Don't Dream Big And Aim For These Goals, What Will Become Of Our Children?
Headline B: What Does The Future Look Like? I'd Be Pretty Darn Excited If It Looked Like This.


Headline A: She's Here To Warn Us, And I'm Scared Of What Might Happen If We Don't Listen
Headline B: She's Here With A Warning, And I'm Seriously Scared Of What Might Happen If We Don't Listen


Headline A: A Device That Helps Blind People "See" With Their... Tongues?!
Headline B: By Using It Like A Lollipop, People Can 'See' Again. Here's How It Works.


Headline A: These Girls And Women Are Here To Ask You: Can One Girl Can Make A Difference?
Headline B: Everything That's Screwing Over Women And Girls Worldwide Spelled Out In Black And White


Headline A: Things Can Get Dicey In A Crowd Of Angry People. Here's How To Capture It On Video.
Headline B: When Cops 'Handle' Crowds Of People, Things Can Get Dicey. Here's How To Best Capture It On Video.


Headline A: Some Men Need Pap Smears. Some Women Need Prostate Exams. So Why Aren't They Getting Them?
Headline B: Some Men Need Pap Smears. Some Women Need Prostate Exams. Confusing? Here's A Flowchart For Ya.


Headline A: Here's How It Would Look If We Cared About The Environment The Way We Care About Sports
Headline B: They Can Barely Bring Themselves To Watch, But I Just Laughed


Headline A: Has Anyone Ever Offered To Sell You Beachfront Property In Arizona? That's Almost A Possibility.
Headline B: Neil deGrasse Tyson Is Spot On Talking About Climate Change And Your New Beachfront Property


Headline A: A Hidden Truth About Organic Food That's Going To Make You Feel Better About That Arugula.
Headline B: Here's A Little Bit Of Science And A Little Bit Of Math That Will Make You Think A Lot About Food


Headline A: Antibiotics Don't Affect Birth Control And 5 More Myths That No Good Doctor Would Let You Believe
Headline B: 6 Myths About Antibiotics You Don't Believe If You Listen To Your Doctor Instead Of Random Bloggers


Headline A: Here's A Conversation You're Not Likely To Find In Any Econ 101 Classroom
Headline B: The Most Simple Argument Against Raising The Minimum Wage Might Not Be As Strong As You Think


Headline A: A Seriously Scary Thing Is Scheduled To Happen In One Of Our Greatest Cities This November
Headline B: One Of The Biggest Threats To NYC Is Being Built Underneath It As We Speak


Headline A: DC Has A Secret And It Has Everything To Do With Fish And Sex.
Headline B: DC's Dirty Little Secret About Fish And Sex.


Headline A: How Could Any Military Leader Ever Think Saying This To Their Female Soldiers Was A Good Idea?
Headline B: The Awful Things Some Officers Tell Women Soldiers After They've Been Assaulted By Male Soldiers


Headline A: Adult Strangers Aren't The Predators We Should Be Worrying About. It's Children.
Headline B: Here's Why 'Don't Talk to Strangers' Completely Misses The Point


Headline A: A Group Of Women Were Talking About Her Behind Her Back. She Heard Them And Had This Great Response.
Headline B: You Think Regular, Non-Famous People Are The Only Ones Who Gossip About Celebrities? Think Again.


Headline A: Racist Bullies Lose A Fight To An 11-Year-Old Kid With A Flawless Voice And Unabashed Patriotism
Headline B: Racist Bullies Pick On 11-Year-Old American Veteran's Kid For Not Being American. Patriotism Ensues.


Headline A: A Country Just Decided That They'd Let The Least Qualified Company Ruin Their Most Beautiful Wonder
Headline B: Australia Just Decided That They'd Let The Least Qualified Person Ruin Their Most Beautiful Wonder


Headline A: Alfre Woodard Performs Sojourner Truth’s Remarkable ‘Ain’t I A Woman?’
Headline B: Over 160 Years Ago, A Former Slave Rocked The World With These Words


Headline A: A Female Journalist Gives A Priceless Answer To Questions  Never Asked Of A Male Journalist
Headline B: Here's An Epic Response To Someone Criticizing A Newscaster For All The Wrong Reasons


Headline A: 10 things about Mister Roger's neighborhood that you could totally have in yours
Headline B: Hey Grown-ups. You forgot the lessons Mr. Rogers was all about. Here's a refresher.


Headline A: Money Doesn't Grow On Trees, But Maybe Fruit Could Grow On Skyscrapers? Here's How.
Headline B: What If Hidden Inside NYC's Apple Store There Was Something Much More Edible?


Headline A: Here’s why scientists think playing music works a brain like nothing else. Oh, and also, yipes!
Headline B: Here’s why playing music does things to a brain that nothing else does. Spoiler alert: Yipes!


Headline A: Yes! Now *that's* how you do a St. Patrick's Day parade.
Headline B: The most famous St. Patrick's Day parade in the world just made history.


Headline A: All The Ways The Military Undermines Veterans Who Have Been Sexually Assaulted Using Jargon
Headline B: The Awful Things Some Officers Tell Women Soldiers After They've Been Assaulted By Male Soldiers


Headline A: A Bunch Of Couples Watched A Short Film Together. It Made Me Feel All The Feels.
Headline B: The World's A Scary Place. But If We Work It Right, Things Will Only Get Better From Here.


Headline A: After All He Did, The Only Question People Had For Him Was "How Many Did You Kill?"
Headline B: After All He Did, He Couldn't Believe They Always Asked First "How Many People Did You Kill?"


Headline A: The Best Way To React When Someone Complains, 'She Just Want To Be Friends'
Headline B: Next Time Someone Whines About Being 'Friend Zoned,' Tell Them These 2 Words


Headline A: They Were Expecting Glitz And Glamour, But This Is Soul Crushing
Headline B: The Side Of Entertainment You Don't See Shapes Everything You Do See


Headline A: How A Lawyer Famously Defended Evolution With Both Science Hands Tied Behind His Back
Headline B: How A Lawyer Defended The Theory Of Evolution When The Judge Said He Couldn't Use Science


Headline A: An Author's Apt Acknowledgement Of His Antagonists
Headline B: Ever Want To Publish A Booyah To Your Bullies? This Author Did Just That.


Headline A: One Man's Response To A Coming Out Gone Horribly Wrong
Headline B: A Response To A Coming Out Gone Horribly Wrong That Needs To Be Seen


Headline A: If Finding ‘9 Ways To Seduce A Man While You Sleep’ Sounds Appealing, It May Not After You Hear Her
Headline B: If Finding ‘9 Ways To Seduce A Man While You Sleep’ Sounds Appealing, You Should Hear What She Says


Headline A: I Would Never Have Guessed Why Her ID Card Used To Make Life Hell
Headline B: I Would Never Have Guessed Why Her ID Card Used To Be A Burden


Headline A: The ambitious anti-violence campaign starts by addressing bystanders, but there's so much more.
Headline B: A new PSA takes on sexual assault through fresh eyes: yours.


Headline A: Something fascinating happened after these male baboons died. Men should keep this in mind.
Headline B: A scientist observed something totally fascinating after watching a group of male baboons die.


Headline A: Never Before Have I Laughed So Hard At One Guy's Non-Attempt To Save The Planet
Headline B: [Warning: Hilarious Content Ahead] One Guy's Adventurous Non-Attempt To Save The Planet


Headline A: When A Dude Says To Her That Maybe She's 'Asking For It,' She Has The Perfect Response
Headline B: When A Dude Says To Her That Maybe She's Asking For It, She Has The. Perfect. Response.


Headline A: There’s A Better Way To Get Yourself Clean For A Date And There’s A Worse Way To Get Yourself Clean
Headline B: I Swear I'm Not Creepy, But The Way You Bathe Yourself For A Hot Date Totally Matters To Me


Headline A: Going Viral: A Simple Genius Idea That's Changing Thousands Of Lives By The Dat
Headline B: A Few Simple Posters Just Changed The World. And It's Just Getting Started.


Headline A: An Ex-CIA Dude Just Pissed Off Everyone In The Government, So Watch This Before He 'Disappears'
Headline B: An Ex-CIA Dude Just Pissed Off Everyone In The Government, So Watch This Before He Is 'Disappeared'


Headline A: If The World Were A More Honest Place, Every Commercial Would Just Be This One
Headline B: Here's A Commercial That Mocks All Commercials Ever With Showmanship And Dramatic Flair And Stuff


Headline A: He Made An App To Change The World. 2 Minutes Later, He Totally Regretted It.
Headline B: LOL: He Made An App To Change The World. 2 Minutes Later, He Totally Regretted It.


Headline A: Who Let These Guys Design A School?
Headline B: These Students Have No Classes, No Tests, And No Teachers. Because They Made It That Way.


Headline A: I Wonder When This Anti-Gay Scoutmaster Realized That This News Anchor Is Gay? And Was A Scout?
Headline B: An Eagle Scout And A Journalist Teach A Scared Scoutmaster How The Boy Scout Motto Actually Works


Headline A: Ever Wonder What The World's First Bear Looked Like? Better Hurry.
Headline B: Ever Wonder What Our Planet's Rarest Bear Looks Like? Better Hurry.


Headline A: This Proves It: Teenagers Know Everything. Adults Are Morons.

Headline B: Thousands Of High School Students Have A Very Simple Question That Nobody Seems To Want To Answer


Headline A: When The Worst Stuff Happens, Sometimes It Feels Like It Will Never End
Headline B: They're Calling This "Invisible Scars." Sounds Accurate.


Headline A: A Black Actor Can't 'Act Black', So What'd He Do? Put On This Really Terrible Musical, Apparently.
Headline B: When A Black Actor Can't 'Act Black', What'll He Do? Whatever You're Thinking, You're Not Prepared.


Headline A: Thanks To BuzzFeed These Women Have Never Felt More Comfortable In Their Own Skin
Headline B: 4 Girls Get The "Cover Model" Makeover Of Their Dreams… And Then Hated The Results


Headline A: Google May Or May Not Be Game To Give All Your Private Info To The Feds. We Have No Idea Either Way.
Headline B: We Couldn't Decide Wether Or Not To Accuse Google Of Not Caring About Your Privacy In This Headline


Headline A: Your Friend Reveals A Horrible Trauma. This Psychologist Tells You How To React.
Headline B: A Friend Reveals A Horrible Trauma. This Psychologist Tells You How To React.


Headline A: I Wish This Gut-Wrenching Story Were Actually Unique, But It's Actually Way Too Common
Headline B: I Wish Her Past Experiences Were Actually Unique. But The Saddest Part? They're All Too Common.


Headline A: One Of The Biggest Threats To One Of Our Greatest Cities Is Being Built Underneath It As We Speak

Headline B: A Seriously Scary Thing Is Scheduled To Happen In One Of Our Greatest Cities This November


Headline A: Fun Science Fact: Books = Red Bull For Your Brain
Headline B: Science Facts Agree: Books = Energy Drinks For Your Brain


Headline A: An Open Letter From A Guy To His 11-Year-Old Suicidal Self About Tremendous Loss And Wonderful Gain
Headline B: Her 11th Birthday Was The First Time She Said She Didn't Want To Live. She Left On His 21st.


Headline A: 24 Songs That Sound Different When You Know The Reality Behind The People Who Sang Them
Headline B: What Does Vacuuming In My Underwear, Muscle Bears, And 24 Show Stopping Tunes Have In Common?


Headline A: A Bunch Of Gross Facts About A Really Pretty Color Are Going To Make You Flip
Headline B: A Bunch Of Gross Facts About A Really Pretty Color Are Going To Make You Flip. Seriously Shameful.


Headline A: Most People Now Agree This Is Real, But We're Still Asking Questions. He's Got The Answers.
Headline B: Still Hoping Climate Change Will Just Go Away?His "Handy Reference" Will Take Care Of That.


Headline A: This TED Talk About Speaking Up Just Might Leave You Speechless (Temporarily, At Least)
Headline B: How Long Ago Did You Give Up Your Voice?


Headline A: We Tore Through Some Virtual Record Stacks And Made 3 Playlists That'll Get You Through The Summer
Headline B: It’s Not A Revolution If You Can’t Dance To It


Headline A: They Did A Sleep Experiment. You Should See The People Who Only Got 4 Hours.
Headline B: How To Know If You're Snoozin' Enough — But Not *Too* Much


Headline A: The Awful Things Some Officers Tell Women Soldiers After They've Been Assaulted By Male Soldiers
Headline B: How Could Any Military Leader Ever Think Saying This To Their Female Soldiers Was A Good Idea?


Headline A: SEX: Let's Talk About How We Should Be Talking About It.
Headline B: 10 *Really Important* Things People Need To Know About 'The Sex Talk'


Headline A: How Hard Is Your State To Live In If You Are Gay? Ask The Map That Keeps Improving.
Headline B: How Hard Is Your State To Live In If You Are Gay?


Headline A: Want Some Meaningful Summer Music That You Can Still Tap Your Feet To? Look No Further.
Headline B: Sick Of Songs About Boobs? How Bout Some Songs About Changing The F&*#ing World?


Headline A: The Biggest Problem Of Our Time Will Be So Darn Easy To Fix — If We Only Actually Work Together
Headline B: Before Asking Ourselves, 'Is The World Going To End?' Let's Calm The F*** Down.


Headline A: It All Started Before A TV Show In The 90's, 9/11, And That Sidewalk In 2012. Will It Ever Stop?
Headline B: An All To Familiar Experience In 2013... The Frightening Thing Is This Clip Was Created In 1990.


Headline A: Some Alarming Things You Should Consider Next Time Seafood's On The Menu
Headline B: A Very Helpful Chart To Guide You Through The Treacherous Toxic Waters Of Seafood Dinners


Headline A: Do Women Have A Conversation About Anything Other Than Men? No? Then It Fails This Test.
Headline B: Women In Movies Always Talk About Men. If They Don't, Why Do So Many Films Fail This Test?


Headline A: Famous Celebs Speak Out In Support Of Gay Rights — Their Messages Are Sincere And SO Important
Headline B: Lena Dunham, Ingrid Michaelson, And More: Real Talk About Being A Friend And Ally


Headline A: Here's A Graphic That Made Me Feel Insignificant. Until I Remembered I'm Far From Alone.
Headline B: I've Gone To The Polls All This Time When I Could Have Just Cut Some Big Checks? Oh, Wait ... Money.


Headline A: It's The Bees' Time To Shine. Go Home, Climate Change, You're Not Invited.
Headline B: Climate Change, Go Home. It's This Guy's Time To Shine.


Headline A: He Spends 2 MInutes Talking About What Happens When We Die. It's Beautiful
Headline B: He Spends 2 Minutes Making Life More Important Then Death. It's Beautiful.


Headline A: This Guy Needs You To Help Him Out Of A (Strawberry) Jam
Headline B: I Wouldn't Eat That If I Were You... It's Not Poison Or Anything, It's Just...


Headline A: 10 Really Confused People Talk About Why They Don't Need Unions
Headline B: The Top 10 Reasons Why Some Folks Claim We Don't Need Unions Anymore. Bless Their Hearts.


Headline A: That 'Cosmos' Guy: 'If People Begin To Lose Their Wealth, They Change Their Mind Real Fast'
Headline B: Really Smart Science Dude: 'If People Begin To Lose Their Wealth, They Change Their Mind Real Fast'


Headline A: All These Kids Want Is For You Not To Stare At Them
Headline B: These Kids Just Want To Be Normal. These Cartoons Show Them They Are.


Headline A: In A Little While Its Going To Take Much Longer For You To Get To This Post Then I Did When I Made It
Headline B: The American People Are Simply Allowing This Industry To Form A Monopoly That Will Cost Them Money


Headline A: Igiugig, Alaska. Population: 70. Here's why it's a role model for America.
Headline B: One village doesn't depend on ANY outside sources. It's renewable.


Headline A: They completed a remarkable exodus, and not just from darkness into freedom.
Headline B: His wife said he was crazy. His rabbi said he was too old. But his friend said, 'Let's do it.'


Headline A: It Took Studying 25,000,000 Kids To Begin To Undo The Damage Caused By 1 Doctor
Headline B: It Took Studying 25,782,500 Kids To Begin To Undo The Damage Caused By 1 Doctor


Headline A: Strangers Ask This Lesbian Questions And Her Raised Eyebrow Game Shames Us All
Headline B: Strangers Ask Her Questions About Lesbians. Her Raised Eyebrow Game Shames Us All.


Headline A: A Woman Shows A Sexy Bin Laden Costume On TV To Make A Point
Headline B: A Woman Wears A Sexy, Offensive Costume On TV — And Makes A Point


Headline A: Look At What Happens When Little Boys Believe That Anything Is Possible.
Headline B: A Lot Can Happen When Little Boys Believe That Anything Is Possible.


Headline A: Sochi, Russia: The Home Of The Winter Olympics, And Quite A Few Seriously Confused Straight People
Headline B: Sochi: The Home Of The 2014 Olympics, And Quite A Few Seriously Confused Straight People


Headline A: Why We Probably Should Ban Straight Marriage
Headline B: You Know What Happens To Straight Couples When Gay Couples Get Married? This.


Headline A: Have You Ever Seen A Rat On A Mission To Save Lives?
Headline B: One Of The Best Reasons Not To Hate Rats You'll Ever See


Headline A: Jane Fonda Talking About Recovering From Infidelity Is What You Get When A Woman Sheds All Her Shame
Headline B: Jane Fonda Wondering If She Was Really A Girl Is What You Get When A Woman Sheds All Her Shame


Headline A: There Are 2.5 Billion People Just Like Her, And There’s A Two-Word Solution To The Problem
Headline B: Constance Isn’t Picky, But She’s Definitely Got Some Standards. Especially When It Comes To Money.


Headline A: See What This Couple Plans On Doing To Your TV To Make Everything Look Better Outside Of It
Headline B: See What This Couple Plans On Doing To Your Television To Make The World Better


Headline A: How It Feels To Have The Missing Piece Not Fit In Your Puzzle
Headline B: If You Have A Problem With This Love Story, Then You Might Have Problems With A Lot Of Things


Headline A: A School In Switzerland Tried An Experiment. It Worked Better Than Anyone Could Have Imagined.
Headline B: These 7-Year-Olds Might Just Be The Luckiest On The Planet, And He's The Reason


Headline A: A Teenager Comes Up With A Super-Smart Invention To Help His Grandfather Deal With Alzheimer’s
Headline B: A Teenager Comes Up With A Wildly-Smart Invention To Help His Grandfather Deal With Alzheimer’s


Headline A: What A Person Suffering From Severe Narcolepsy Looks Like. People Should Know What This Is Like.
Headline B: Her Friends Wanted A Laugh. What They Got Was Anything But Funny.


Headline A: Watch This 26 Year-Old Bring A Room Full Of World Leaders To A Standing Ovation
Headline B: Watch This Non-Celebrity Bring A Room Full Of World Leaders To A Standing Ovation


Headline A: Watch This Video In Reverse And Learn How Backwards America's Police Culture Is
Headline B: Ferguson History 101: Some Important Facts About Why It Happened How It Did


Headline A: When You Ask People Who Their Favorite Superhero Is, A Pattern Starts To Emerge...
Headline B: Good News, Fans Of Kick-Ass Lady Superheroes!


Headline A: Nobody Even Knows Where The Schizophrenia Patient Who Dug These Graves Is Buried
Headline B: Privacy Laws That Once Protected These Families Are Now Keeping Them Apart


Headline A: Remember What Homophobic People Used To Be Able To Say On Television?
Headline B: This Is What Bigoted People Sounded Like Less Than 10 Years Ago


Headline A: Here's a fact about trees that uses soccer in a really angering way.
Headline B: It's time to talk about ways to keep our forests as forest-y as they can be.


Headline A: Reporter Asks The Wrong Question, Politician Threatens To Throw Reporter Off A Balcony
Headline B: Watch A Congressman Threaten A Reporter For Asking The Wrong Question


Headline A: All Of The Most Epic Moments In Your Favorite Movies Ruined By Fact-Checked Shrill Science Facts
Headline B: All The Most Epic Moments In Your Favorite Movies Ruined By Shrill Science Facts. Because Science.


Headline A: To All Those Young Gay Man Who Think Their Lives Are Over Before They've Begun
Headline B: You Look At This Man And Think Funny, But That's Before You Hear How He's Had A Seriously Deep Life


Headline A: An Actor On The Way To A Funeral Had 2 Toddlers In His Car When The Very Real Cop Pulled Him Over
Headline B: He Was On The Way To A Funeral And Had 2 Toddlers In His Car When The Cop Freaked Out On Him


Headline A: Hillary Clinton Pretty Much Captures Sexist Double Standards With A Couple Of Great Stories
Headline B: Two Very Powerful Women Get Asked About Double Standards. Their Responses Probably Won't Shock You.


Headline A: Watch This Famous Actor Grow As A Feminist
Headline B: Watch A Noted Male Feminist Discover Women Who Are Against Feminism


Headline A: What If We Woke Up Tomorrow And Little Communities Like This Were Gone Forever?
Headline B: Nobody Knows About This Little Town, But You Should Before It's Literally Wiped Off The Map Forever


Headline A: A bankruptcy lawyer shows up at a 'right-to-work' hearing. Believe it or not, hilarity ensues.
Headline B: The fastest way to increase bankruptcies in your state? It rhymes with 'right-to-shirk.'


Headline A: Democracy? Un-Corrupt Courts? To Be Free? Those Seem Like Reasonable Dreams.
Headline B: Most Of Us Can Relate To This Protester’s Description Of What She’s Fighting For: ‘A Normal Life’


Headline A: These Words Don't Seem Like A Big Deal Until You Realize Why They Terrify Doctors
Headline B: 'Do You Remember' Can Be The Most Gut-Wrenching Words Doctors Ever Hear. Here's Why.


Headline A: An Argument About Your Privacy That Is So Simple, A Little Kid Can Make It For You
Headline B: We Hardly Ever Think Of Kids As Actual Future Adults Until They Make An Argument Like This


Headline A: They Destroyed The Lives Of Countless Families. These Guys Rewinded The Tape To Try To Answer Why.
Headline B: What Drives Kids To Shoot Kids?


Headline A: A Man Discovered The World We're Living In Might Never Change. So He's Leaving.
Headline B: A Rollercoaster Of Emotions Doesn't Even Begin To Describe These 3 Minutes


Headline A: He said he would do it. Now Obama's gone and done it. But will he stick with it?
Headline B: Obama has wielded this superpower only 3 times, and lots of people are pretty happy he just did.


Headline A: They Were Happy With Everything Until He Confronted Them With What Was Inside
Headline B: A Funny Butcher Gives Us A Look At What We Are Actually Made Of


Headline A: WOW: 3 Young Women Missing For 10 Years Found Locked In House By Awesome Good Samaritan
Headline B: WOW: 3 Young Women Missing For 10 Years Found Locked In House By The Awesomest Good Samaritan EVER


Headline A: For Tens Of Thousands Of Years, People Could Look Into The Void Of Space. Now, Nearly No One Can.
Headline B: It Used To Be Something Everyone Did. Now, Nearly No One Does.


Headline A: Evolutionary Success Today Isn't Physical, It's Mental (And It's A Total Mindf*ck)
Headline B: This Video About Mind Blowing Brain Theories Might Just Blow Your Mind


Headline A: What It’s Costing Us To Have 1.7 Million People Sleeping In Trucks
Headline B: Honk If You Love Saving 2 Billion Gallons Of Fuel A Year. Yes, Billion.


Headline A: Our Politicians Seem To Have No Idea Wtf They Are Doing About Syria
Headline B: Recognize This Movie? It's Played On Your Television Everyday


Headline A: This Amazing Kid Died. What He Left Behind Is Wondtacular.
Headline B: This Amazing Kid Died. What He Left Behind Is Nothing Short Of Wondtacular.


Headline A: A Smart Dude Takes On Racism With Facts. Not Wild Accusations. Facts. And I’m Begging You To Listen.
Headline B: He’s Not Interested In Wild Accusations About Racism — Just Facts. And Some People Won’t Like It.


Headline A: These kids aren't all right. 7 beautiful photos show you children on the front lines of change.
Headline B: These kids aren't all right. 7 photos show you a world of change.


Headline A: Why Scooter Is The Exact Opposite Of A Jerky Cat
Headline B: Why Not Letting This Cat Have Kittens Was The Best Decision The Owners Could Have Made


Headline A: Here's 1 Thing About Space You Don't Hear Every Day. Or Any Day. And That's Bad For All Of Us.
Headline B: There's 1 Thing Everyone Forgets About Going To The Moon. And It's Could Destroy Us Someday.


Headline A: The World Might Be On The Brink Of Catastrophe, And These Shocking Photos Are The Evidence
Headline B: The World Might Be On The Brink Of Catastrophe. Here's The Staggering Evidence.


Headline A: Jobs Like These Are Usually Done By Men. But That’s Changing. Bravo!
Headline B: She’s An Ironworker. And There’s No Way I’d Have The Guts To Do What She Does.


Headline A: The Straight Story On How To Throw An Amazing Gay Wedding
Headline B: It’s Okay To Ask Questions Of Your Gay Friends Getting Married. Just Maybe Not These.


Headline A: At The End I Was Expecting Hannah Storm To Drop The Mic. She Did Something Better.
Headline B: If You Were Expecting Her To Drop The Mic, She Didn't. She Did Something Better.


Headline A: These Women Hilariously Apologize To People Who Had To Watch That Viral Abortion Apology Video
Headline B: This Hilarious Skit Is An Apology To People Who Saw That Viral Abortion Apology Video


Headline A: Instead Of Trying To Move Heaven And Earth, She Decided To Just Move A Solar Panel
Headline B: Her Invention Doesn’t Just Prove She’s A Genius. It Also Proves She Has A Heart.


Headline A: The Future Of Education In America Doesn't Look Like Harvard. It Looks Like This Program.
Headline B: In A City That Speaks 800 Languages, It's About Time iOS Is One Of Them


Headline A: The 1 Silly Reason America Decided To Put A Man On The Moon Turned Out To Not Be Silly At All
Headline B: Do You Know The Silly Reason Why America Put A Man On The Moon? Do You Know Why We Stopped Going?


Headline A: Ever heard of the Battle of Blair Mountain? The U.S. Army considered bombing citizens. Not kidding.
Headline B: Ever heard of the Battle of Blair Mountain? The U.S. Army threatened to bomb citizens. Not kidding.


Headline A: It's Not The Money They Need. It's A Place To Store It.
Headline B: Here's Why Some People Can't Put Their Money In The Bank


Headline A: All You Need To Know About The Good People Of Ferguson In 5 Minutes
Headline B: The Story Mainstream Media Isn't Telling You About The Good People Of Ferguson


Headline A: The 1% Hated Him. Even President Grover Cleveland Put Him In Jail. That Didn't Stop Him.
Headline B: The 1% Tried To Silence Him By Putting Him In Jail. That Didn't Work So Well.


Headline A: His Thoughts On White People With Dreadlocks May Not Be What You Expect. But They'll Make You Think.
Headline B: People Asked Him If It Was OK For White People To Have Dreadlocks. Here's His No Bullsh*t Response.


Headline A: Get Serious About Deporting People Who Aren't Here Legally. Start With This Freakishly Tall Lady.
Headline B: Anti-Immigrant Organization Decides It's Time To Go Big Or Go Home So They Want This Lady Deported


Headline A: Biotech Corporation Does Something So Cartoonishly Evil That We Have To Make A Dr. Evil Reference
Headline B: Creepy Corporation Does Something So Cartoonishly Awful That We Have To Make A Dr. Evil Reference


Headline A: A 14-Year-Old Girl Was Shot In The Head For Wanting An Education. This Woman Could Have Been Her.
Headline B: A Woman Who Is Changing The World Shares How She Learned To Do Just That


Headline A: He's Got 36 Problems, But Being Hopeless Ain't One
Headline B: Watch The First 2:30 If You Want To Be Outraged. Watch The Last 1:30 If You Want To Know Hope.


Headline A: Believe It Or Not, Some Folks Actually Work For Less Than Minimum Wage
Headline B: These Are The People Working For $2.13 An Hour


Headline A: What happens when a famous singer and a legendary rapper team up? 3 minutes of total brilliance.
Headline B: It has a 1-word chorus, but it may be the most brilliant Oscar-nominated song of the last 10 years.


Headline A: This Guy Has Gotten More Confessions Out Of People Than The Friggin' Pope
Headline B: This Guy Has Gotten More Confessions Out Of People Than Da Frickin' Pope


Headline A: What One Big Oil Company Really Doesn’t Want Us To Know About That Pipeline They Want To Build
Headline B: What One Big Oil Company Doesn’t Want To Tell You About That Big Pipeline It Wants To Build


Headline A: Coming Out Is Hard. Here's 4 Stories That Might Make It A Little Easier.
Headline B: Why Telling Your Co-Workers What Your Weekend Plans Are Can Be Far More Complicated When You Are Gay


Headline A: A Story That Black People Have Heard, That White People Have Been Afraid To Hear For Far Too Long
Headline B: A Story That Black People Have Heard. The Rest Of Us Could Learn A Thing Or 14 By Watching It.


Headline A: A Bunch Of Teenagers Just Owned A Big, Lying Cable News Network. Hell Yes.
Headline B: Fox News Tried To Embarrass Their Town, But These Kids Kicked Their Butt So Hard


Headline A: Here's A Riddle. The Answer Is Only 2 Words Long, And Hopefully Won't Matter At All To You
Headline B: Here's A Riddle That No One Alive Today Will Ever Answer, But It's Still Worth A Try


Headline A: Bill Nye Explains Why Science Should Be The VIP At The Common Core Party
Headline B: Bill Nye's Totally Reasonable Take On Common Core Is Just So... Reasonable.


Headline A: Do You Know The Truth About The Connection Between Vaccines And Autism? HINT: Science Knows.
Headline B: Do You Know The Truth About The Connection Between Vaccines And Autism? HINT: Science Does.


Headline A: What Does The Rise Of Students With Disabilities Mean For The Classroom Today?
Headline B: Time To Look Closer At A Program More Students Than Ever Before Are Enrolled In


Headline A: The First Official Union Formed By African Americans Came About For Some Interesting Reasons
Headline B: In The 1920s, This Was The Single Largest Employer Of African American Men


Headline A: A Guy's Proclaimed 'Girly Phone Voice' Set's The Stage For A Fabulous 3:30 Minute Rant
Headline B: A Guy's Proclaimed 'Girly Phone Voice' Set's The Stage For A Fabulous 3:30 Minute Rant About Women


Headline A: Dive In! 400,000 Swimming Pools Full Of An Asthma-Causing Substance?

Headline B: You Know Those Relationships That You Stay In Too Long? Yeah -- Here’s Another One.


Headline A: This Girl Doesn't Respond To Ignorant Comments About Her Dog, Her Look Says It All
Headline B: If You Make *That* Comment About Her Dog, She Won't Respond, But Her Looks Says It All


Headline A: In Uganda, It Is Illegal To Be Gay, And It's Also Illegal To Speak Out Against This Injustice.
Headline B: Is This The Worst Place In The World To Be Gay?


Headline A: There’s A Better Way To Get Yourself Clean And There’s A Worse Way To Get Yourself Clean
Headline B: Important Information… ‘Cause Nobody Wants Their Date To End Before It Even Starts


Headline A: Here's The Single Best Thing You Can Do Every Day For Your Health
Headline B: Here's The Single Best Thing You Can Do For Your Health, Period


Headline A: We All Want To Use Our Words As Weapons Sometimes. That's Why We Need What He Says
Headline B: A Game We All Played As Kids Has Everything To Do With How We Treat Each Other As Adults


Headline A: A Little Slice Of What Makes New York City's Diversity So Beautiful
Headline B: Watch 3 Men Dance In New York City To The Delight Of Passers By


Headline A: A Young Girl Won The Nobel Peace Prize. Here's How She's Impacted Millions Of Girls Everywhere.
Headline B: Malala Inspired Millions Of Girls Across The World. Here's The Video To Prove It.


Headline A: I Think Of This Video Every Time I Dry My Hands And I Know It Means I'm Less Contagious
Headline B: If You Can Dry Your Hands Without Thinking Of This Video Every Time, I'll Be Genuinely Surprised


Headline A: This Is How To Publicly Shame Politicians Who Don't Believe Science Is Real
Headline B: They Had Some 8-Year-Olds Say The Things Some Politicians Said About Science. It's Still Immature.


Headline A: John Oliver Goes Off On An Epic, Hilarious Rant About Two Of The Most Important, Boring Words Ever
Headline B: John Oliver Calls Out President Obama On His Poor Staffing Choices, With Hilarious Showmanship


Headline A: Her Beautiful Hair Is Full Of History That Took Her Years To Comb Through
Headline B: Ever Wonder Why Some People Get So Sensitive When You Talk To Them About Their Hair?


Headline A: John Oliver Goes Off On An Epic Fact-Checked Rant For 13 Minutes That You Will Not Regret Watching
Headline B: John Oliver Goes Off On An Epic Fact-Checked Rant For 13 Minutes That You Probably Need To Watch


Headline A: If You Keep Using 'Gay' In An Insulting Way, You Are Helping Ruin A Bunch Of People's Day
Headline B: When Is The Appropriate Time To Call Someone Gay? Allow This Nice Gay Woman To Explain It To You.


Headline A: As a little girl, abuse made her ashamed of her body. Then she decided to dance.
Headline B: A teenager speaks about the beautiful way she healed from abuse.


Headline A: We asked people why they're fighting for a $15 minimum wage. Here's what they told us.
Headline B: 10 people answer why they support a higher minimum wage. Couldn't have said it better ourselves.


Headline A: 2 Guys In A Room Start Arguing. It Last For 90 Seconds. It’s Passive-Aggressive And Funny. Fin.
Headline B: They Put 2 Guys In A Room And Made Them Argue Passive-Aggressively For 90 Seconds Or So


Headline A: This One's For Everybody: An Anthem For Anybody Who’s Ever Struggled.
Headline B: An Anthem For Anybody Who’s Ever Struggled


Headline A: They made history, but history forgot them. Until now.
Headline B: This is fun. A free app that lets you know when a woman made history nearby.


Headline A: Gay Rights Campaigns Have Succeeded On Social Media Like No Others. Here’s Some Of The Biggest.
Headline B: I Can Remember Exactly When I Got Over My Reluctance To Post Gay Rights Stuff On Social Media


Headline A: We Rarely Think Of Kids As Actual Future Adults Until They Make An Argument Like This
Headline B: We Rarely Think Of Children As Actual Future Adults. Until They Make An Argument This Compelling.


Headline A: He Called Her A Witch. Then She Gave The Speech Of The Century. Now It's Set To Music.
Headline B: He Called Her The B-Word. Then She Gave The Speech Of The Century. Now It's Set To Music.


Headline A: Russell Brand’s Rant Against An Australian Billionaire Is Exactly What Our Planet Needs
Headline B: A Movie Star’s Rant Against An Australian Billionaire Is Exactly What Our Planet Needs


Headline A: How One City Dropped The Rate Of Hostile Police/Citizen Interactions To Almost None
Headline B: Some Mentally Ill Folks Want To Have These Cops Called On Them. For Good Reason.


Headline A: OMG The Pieces Don't Fit! Why Losing This Game Of Tetris Is Reallllyyyy Bad.
Headline B: What Happens When The Pieces To A Extremely Significant Tetris Game Don't Fit?


Headline A: It's 'Normal' When Women Dress Sexy For Halloween . But When When Men Do It's Pretty Jarring.
Headline B: When Women Dress Sexy For Halloween It's 'Normal.' When Men Do ... It's Funny.


Headline A: They Recorded 125 Phone Calls. What They Found Made My Stomach Turn.
Headline B: Investigators Uncover A Disturbing Truth About Online Gun Sales


Headline A: When Equality Comes Here, Thousands Cheer. OK, Millions?
Headline B: One More Barrier To Equality Is Falling Away. And The Crowd Goes Wild.


Headline A: Why Things We Chat About While We Eat Are Just As Important As What's On The Table
Headline B: This Is Clint. Clint Kindly Asks That We Stop Talking Sh*t About His Students.


Headline A: If Another Country Pulled This On Us We'd Freak, But It's Our Own Food Industry So It's Ok. NOT.
Headline B: If Another Country Did This To Us, We'd Freak, But Since It's Our Own Food Industry It's Okay. NOT.


Headline A: There's A Lot Of Fathers Out There, But It Takes A Special Kinda Guy To Be A Dad
Headline B: If You're A Dad And You Can Watch This Without Crying, Teach Me Your Magic


Headline A: A Bunch Of Creepy Guys Are Called Out On YouTube For Sexually Assaulting Women. It Has To End.
Headline B: They Sexually Assaulted Women On Camera. Now It's Their Turn To Be Exposed.


Headline A: Watch these kids shut down a problem that grown ups have been trying to solve for centuries.
Headline B: See what happens when adorable kids decide to share. (There's a lesson in here for us, too.)


Headline A: He Needed Help, So He Called 9-1-1. That Was The Biggest Mistake He Could Have Made.
Headline B: There's Something Keeping Police From Doing Their Jobs. So Cities And States Are Passing More Laws.


Headline A: He Almost Killed Himself As A Boy. But Then A Monkey Inspired Him To Do Something Else.
Headline B: Here's A Story About *Literally* Climbing To The Top


Headline A: A Cat With Strong Opinions On Birth Control And Turtlenecks Has Something To Say To You
Headline B: The Grooviest Infertile Cat In The Hood


Headline A: EW! We Used To Do Some Gross Stuff To Cure Diseases. Good Thing Edward Jenner Invented Vaccines.
Headline B: Hear Some Of The Ridiculous Things We Used To Do To Cure Diseases Before This Guy Invented Vaccines


Headline A: The Smirk On His Face Hints At Just How Fun They're Making A Civic Duty Sound
Headline B: It's Not Dirty, I Swear! The Adorable Way These Dudes Use A Certain 4-Letter Word Just Tickles Me


Headline A: 'I can't believe we lost the glacier.' — A guy not talking about sports.
Headline B: She sat down and she watched her favorite thing get destroyed.


Headline A: At the end, the camera zooms out and you see what these kids painted. Incredible.
Headline B: Most people think they're just painting a picture on a wall. That's only the beginning.


Headline A: Stephen Colbert Wins Late Night Television With His Hilarious Critique Of Brad Paisley's Racist Song
Headline B: The Word 'Epic' Is Overused, But This Musical Segment Of 'The Colbert Report' Totally Earns It


Headline A: The Final Act Of The Departing Commander Of The International Space Station Truly Rocked
Headline B: I Was Unaware That They Took The Old 1980s MTV Channel Up Into Space


Headline A: Here Is The Best Reason Why It’s BS To Change Women’s Behavior In Order To Stop Rape
Headline B: Why Focusing Rape Prevention Efforts On Women Is Not Just Wrong, But Irresponsible


Headline A: 100 Degrees, No Water, No Breaks. If You First Job Was Like This, You'd Love Your Second Job.
Headline B: Bad For Kids? Their Boss Says He Would've Loved A Job Like This When He Was 7.


Headline A: I'd Say 'You Won't Believe What Happened To This Family After Gay Marriage' But It's Their Fault
Headline B: This Is What Happens When Straight Couples Go To Gay Weddings. Well, This Specific Couple, Anyways.


Headline A: He Looks Deceptively Friendly. Watch For 10 Seconds And That Will Change.
Headline B: The Snakeskin Boots Are Just The Beginning For This Guy


Headline A: These Women Now Have The Power To Change Their Lives, But The Potential Was Always There
Headline B: You Don't Have To Be In America To Care About Climate Change


Headline A: MUST WATCH: It’s Immediately Clear And Hilarious Why These Kids Are Denying Climate Change
Headline B: If You Care About The Environment, Then You'll Love The Reason These Kids Are Denying Climate Change


Headline A: OK, Screw The Facts. Watch This Emotional Plea For A Raise, Then Tell Me Why We Can't #RaiseTheWage
Headline B: What It Means To A Man With 4 Grandkids To Work At Minimum Wage


Headline A: Can You Guess What All These Incredible Women Have In Common?
Headline B: See How Moms Across The World Are Supporting Each Other


Headline A: What Happens When A Best Friend Doesn't Care? Well... Some Pretty Amazing Things.
Headline B: A Gay-Straight Alliance Was Vetoed By This University 15 Times. Now, Things Are A Bit Different.


Headline A: He Learned It Was One Of The World's Biggest Problems. So At Age 5, He Became Determined To Help.
Headline B: They Told Him It Was One Of The World's Biggest Problems. So At Age 5, He Decided He Would Fix it.


Headline A: A New High-Tech Device That's Sophisticated, Life-Changing, And For Those With Little Money
Headline B: Life-Changer: The New And Affordable High-Tech Device For Those Who've Lost A Leg


Headline A: Go Ahead And Turn Off The Sound. You Won’t Need It For This Teacher’s Lesson.
Headline B: What Can We Gain By Losing Our Hearing?


Headline A: Lobbyist Defends A Bank That Went After A Family After Their Mom Died, Gets A Time Out From Senator
Headline B: Lobbyist Defends A Bank That Went After A Family After Their Mom Died, Gets Burned By A Senator


Headline A: A Young Boy In Philly Explains To A Young Girl On The Other Side Of The Globe What Racism Is
Headline B: A Boy In America Explains To A Girl On The Other Side Of The Globe How Racism Feels


Headline A: 3 Reasons Karma Kitchen Is Your New Favorite Lunch Spot
Headline B: This Restaurant Actually Would Let You Dine & Dash (But You Won't Want To)


Headline A: Here's How I Learned 25 Slaves Work For Me. Find Out How Many Work For You.
Headline B: Here's How I Found Out 25 Slaves Work For Me. How Many Work For You?


Headline A: A Dude Busts Out An Epic Rant For Anyone Who Thinks Global Warming Is A Natural Thing To Ignore
Headline B: A Letter To Every Science-Denying Human On The Planet Who Thinks Plugging Your Ears Is A Good Idea


Headline A: If You've Ever Been Human, It'd Be Great If You Watched This
Headline B: If You've Ever Been White, It'd Be Great If You Watched This


Headline A: One Woman Embarks On A Mission To Prove That Rural Communities Can Be Welcoming Homes For Gay Folks
Headline B: Fact Or Myth?: There's No Way A Rural Place Would Make A Welcoming Home For A Queer Person.


Headline A: The List Of Things They've Never Experienced Is Too Long The Minute It Starts
Headline B: They Made A List Of Things They've Never Experienced. From The Start It's Way Too Long.


Headline A: The Really Weird Story Of The Missing Bees And How That Could Ruin Your Life
Headline B: The Really Weird Story Of The Missing Bees And How That Could Make Your Life More Difficult


Headline A: Hear A Teenager's Kickass Plan To Get A Million Meals Donated To People In Need In One Year
Headline B: An 11-Year-Old Saw Something He Could Never Forget. Now He's 16 And He's Set On Making An Impact.


Headline A: Moving To Mars Ain't Happening. Time To Salvage The Planet We've Got.
Headline B: Hold Up. Are Hamburgers (Or Lack Thereof) Really The Answer To Global Warming?


Headline A: 'You Are Not The Things He Calls You.' The Letter We Published At Upworthy Is Keeping Me Up Nights.
Headline B: I'm Not Sorry I Wrote It, But It Is Weighing On My Heart. Leaving An Abuser Is Dangerous.


Headline A: Money can't buy happiness? Bill Gates respectfully disagrees.
Headline B: Bill Gates has a Utopian dream. Watch this guy grill him about it.


Headline A: The News Guy Here Has A Solid Point; Neither Party Seems To Be Fighting For The People
Headline B: Chris Matthews Made Elizabeth Warren Angry On-Air. Probably Shouldn’t Have Done That.


Headline A: The Reason These Girls Are Missing Up To 50 Days Of School A Year Shouldn't Be A Thing. Period.
Headline B: You Can't Stick A Band-Aid On Global Poverty, But You Can Give It A Maxi Pad


Headline A: It Takes Less Time Than A Power Nap And It Will Make Your Mind And Body WAY More Good
Headline B: You Don't Have To Sit On Top Of A Mountain To Reap The Amazing Benefits Of Meditation


Headline A: She's Known As Malala, But They Couldn't Believe It When She Revealed Her Other Names
Headline B: At 15 She Was Shot In The Head. At 17 She Took Home The Nobel Peace Prize.


Headline A: A Couple Gave Their Son A Cute Little Puppy. So Why Am I So Annoyed?
Headline B: A Couple Gave Their Son A Cute Little Puppy. So Why Am I Sorta Creeped Out?


Headline A: These Kids Played Their Hearts Out And Still Lost. The Coach? Happy As Can Be.
Headline B: A Coach Who Actually Gets That The Kids On His Team Played Their Best And Still Lost? Priceless.


Headline A: Do You Want The Absolute Best For Your Kids? Yeah, So Do These People.
Headline B: If The World's Gettin' You Down, Remember That These Things Could Actually Be Possible


Headline A: You're Probably Taller Than Your Great-Great-Grandma. But She Could See Much Farther Than You Can.
Headline B: Feeling Large And In Charge? That's An Illusion.


Headline A: She Let Strangers Ask Her Questions About Lesbians, Then Her Raised-Eyebrow Game Shamed Us All
Headline B: People Ask This Lesbian Questions And Her Raised-Eyebrow Game Shames Us All


Headline A: Sigh. Elizabeth Warren Embarrasses Bank Regulators To Their Faces. Again.
Headline B: Hey, Bank Regulators: If You Are Gonna Be Questioned By Senator Warren, Don't Ever Say This


Headline A: A Doctor Asked A Question And People Lied. So He Told Them A Truth They All Needed To Hear.
Headline B: He Asked A Question And A Bunch Of People Lied. So He Told Them A Truth That We All Need To Hear.


Headline A: John Oliver Goes Off On An Epic, Hilarious Rant About Two Of The Most Important Words You Ignore
Headline B: John Oliver Has Some Choice Words For Our President And Some Machiavellian Lobbyists


Headline A: Here Are Just 3 Of The *Smaller* Lies SeaWorld Tells Its Employees To Tell Its Guests (That's You)
Headline B: Here Are Just 3 Of The *Smaller* Lies SeaWorld Tells Its Employees To Tell Its Guests


Headline A: The Hearts They're Holding Look Cute, But What's Written On Them Is Deadly
Headline B: These Moms And Kids Are Demanding Gun Sense In America Through A Crafty, Hearty Way


Headline A: A Song That's A Big F*ck You To The Media For Making Us Feel So Crappy About How We Look
Headline B: This Band Says A Big F U To The Media For Making Us Feel Bad About Our Bodies


Headline A: Some Parents Live With Their Children. Some Are Stuck In A Cage. Here's A Way For That To Hurt Less.
Headline B: Kids Love It When Their Parents Read To Them. These Kids Cherish It More Than Gold.


Headline A: The World Wide Web has been around for as long as some college graduates. Wow.
Headline B: The future of the Web could not be predicted 25 years ago when it began.


Headline A: If You Stop Listening To Her In The First 12 Seconds, You're Proving Her Point
Headline B: People Have Mocked Her Story For Years. Now She's Going Up To The Mic And Taking It Back.


Headline A: An Adorable Live Cam Of Baby Animals Went Horribly Wrong, And It’s All Our Fault
Headline B: A Cute Baby Animal Video That’s Actually Important To The Fate Of Humanity


Headline A: A Documentary About The Struggle Of LGBT People In Iran Exposes Both Injustice And Hope
Headline B: A Crime That Can Put These Men Behind Bars For Decades Is Most Certainly Not A Crime


Headline A: Watching A Filmmaker Calmly Chit-Chat With Racists Is Pure Delight. Then She Goes In For The Hug…
Headline B: Watching A Black Woman Smile In The Face Of Racism Is Pure Delight. Then She Goes In For The Hug…


Headline A: Sure These Trains Could Explode At Any Moment, Killing 100's Of People — Wait What Was The Question?
Headline B: People Should Know About This Awful Thing That Is Happening, But Most Of Us Are Simply Unaware.


Headline A: A company in Italy figured out a genius way to make graveyards 1000% less creepy.
Headline B: Would you rather be cremated, buried in wooden box, or planted as a tree?


Headline A: See These Celebrities Deliver A Short, Sharp Demand For Sexual Assault To End
Headline B: These Celebrities Bluntly Silence The Shocking Sexual Assault Arguments In 30 Seconds


Headline A: Airbrushing? These Real Women Are Celebrating Their Real Bodies
Headline B: This Is Beautiful And Made Me Proud Of The Real Mothers Showing Their Real Bodies


Headline A: Every Commercial Ever Made Mashed Together Into One Super-Vague Genius Pretend Commercial
Headline B: A Hilarious Take On Every Commercial You've Ever Seen


Headline A: I Wish This Gut-Wrenching Story Were Actually Unique, But In Truth It's Way Too Common
Headline B: I Wish This Sad Story Were Actually Unique, But It's Way More Common Than It Should Be


Headline A: When Simon Cowell Saw These Kids Walk On Stage, He Had No Idea What It Was Going To Be
Headline B: When You Can Turn Being Bullied Into An Amazing Performance, You’ve Won!


Headline A: What A Snarky, In Yo' Face Comedian Had To Say To One 'Politician' About Life In A Working Family
Headline B: FLASHBACK: Roseanne Lays The Smackdown On A Lawmaker Who Doesn't Understand Working People


Headline A: How To Know If An Entire Community Has To Condemn An Act Of Terrorism
Headline B: Jon Stewart Explains When White People Have To Apologize On Behalf Of All White People


Headline A: Listen To Gloria Steinham Explain In Her Own Words What Inspired Her To Join The Feminist Movement
Headline B: Hear What Provoked Gloria Steinhem To Join The Feminist Movement


Headline A: There Is Bravery In This World. A 9-Year-Old Kid In 'Star Wars' Pajamas Taught Me That.
Headline B: This 9-Year-Old Kid Has More Wisdom In His 'Star Wars' Pajamas Than I Will Obtain In A Lifetime


Headline A: You Probably Can't Beat This Arcade Game. But That's Kinda The Point.
Headline B: You Probably Can't Beat This Kids Game. But That's Kinda The Point.


Headline A: Social media and technology have failed some children. But these kids? They win the internet.
Headline B: One little girl took pictures of her school lunch. The internet responded — and so did the school.


Headline A: The Tenacity With Which She Goes After Her Dreams Should Inspire Us All To Achieve Ours
Headline B: The Most Inspiring Message About Dreaming Big I’ve Ever Had Shouted At Me By A Small Child


Headline A: He Didn't Have Many Friends. but Now Upworthy's Co-Founder And A Huge Bollywood Star Got His Back.
Headline B: He Might Not Have Had A Lot Of Friends Last Week, But Look At Him Now


Headline A: Could You Be Gay? Here's 11 Science Facts About It To Help You Check.
Headline B: How To Figure Out If You Might Be Gay Using Science And Finger Length


Headline A: Here’s A Bit Of History That You Probably Didn’t Learn In School
Headline B: I Can’t Imagine What It Was Like Working At This Place, But I Get Why They Sat Down & Said, ENOUGH!


Headline A: The Only Thing That Could Make This Song Better Is If Ruth Bader Ginsburg Was Singing It With Him
Headline B: A 2.5 Minute Song Perfectly Captures What's Wrong With The Supreme Court Ruling On Birth Control


Headline A: An Angry Historian Is Actually Quite Tired Of Your Version Of History, History
Headline B: Stop Everything You're Doing And Listen To Someone Who Knows A Thing Or Two About Rights


Headline A: A Kid Wipes Out On His Skateboard And The World Is WAY Better Off For It
Headline B: A Skateboarding Kid Eats Pavement And The World Is WAY Better Off For It


Headline A: Watch For 20 Seconds, And I Swear You’ll Be Hooked. It's About 4 Million People Working For Peanuts.
Headline B: I Simply Love This Music Video. What’s It About? Wages. No, Really, It’s Worth Seeing. Not Kidding.


Headline A: 11 Tweets Of Greatness From A Guy On What Women Shouldn't Have To Deal With
Headline B: 11 Tweets Of Greatness From A Guy On What Women Are Forced To Deal With


Headline A: It's A Bird! It's A Plane! It's ... It's ... It's So Adorable I Might Start Crying.
Headline B: It's A Bird! It's A Plane! It's ... It's ... It's So Heart-Wrenchingly Adorable I Might Start Crying.


Headline A: She Watched A Woman's Baby Die Right In Front Of Her. There's Only 24 More Countries Left To Fix.
Headline B: $1.80?


Headline A: Jellyfish Look Like Plastic Bags. Turtles Eat Jellyfish. Here’s A Turtle Made From Plastic Bags.
Headline B: These Sea Animal Sculptures For Kids Are Made Out Of Something Kind Of Grown-Up


Headline A: This Father Has Something To Say To The Boys Who Want To Date His Daughter. Well Played.
Headline B: A Father Has Something To Say To The Boys Who Want To Date His Daughter.


Headline A: They've Been Beaten, Mutilated And Worse. Now They're Saying 'No More,' And It's Glorious.
Headline B: The U.S. Kenya. Vietnam. Croatia. Italy. Nepal. The List Goes On And On...


Headline A: A Girl Eating Banana Doesn't Mean What You Think It Means, Boys
Headline B: Attention Men: If A Girl I Happens To Glance At You While She's Eating A Banana, That's Not A Signal


Headline A: Her Big Brother Taught Her Many Things, But Some Of Them Haunt Her
Headline B: Her College Class Talks Abstractly About Prisons, But She’s Seen Inside Those Walls


Headline A: Got 3 Minutes? Get The Facts On One Of The Most Heated Topics In Health.
Headline B: Got 3 Minutes? Here's Everything You Need To Know About One Of The Biggest Medical Controversies.


Headline A: Well, one guy in this video just comes out and says it. 'Stop treating women like baby-machines.'
Headline B: Should being a woman make it harder to live the life of your dreams?


Headline A: This Is Really Going To Make You Want Two Dads
Headline B: Think Gay Parents Are Different Than Straight Parents? Watch This, Then We'll Talk.


Headline A: There's Something You Won't Find In This Town. And It's Affecting These Kids In A Really Awesome Way.
Headline B: There's Something You Won't Find In This Town. And It's Affecting These Kids.


Headline A: A Deadly Disease You've Probably Never Heard Of Is Killing Children. It Doesn't Have To.
Headline B: I'd Like 2 Minutes Of Your Time To Talk About How To Make Sure Some Kids Don't Get Sick. Cool?


Headline A: The Number Of Students With Disabilities Is On The Rise. What Do We Know About It?
Headline B: These Special Programs In Schools Today Look A Lot More Inclusive Than They Used To


Headline A: A Great French Short Film Depicting How Men Would Feel If They Were Subjected To Sexism
Headline B: A French Film Showing Men What Being A Woman Feels Like — Kinda Nails It


Headline A: Some Words Of Advice For Anyone Starting A New Job
Headline B: What They Wish They Would Have Known On Their First Day Of Work


Headline A: These Sensible, Yet Flourescent Flyers Are Kinda The Best Thing To Come Out Of Ferguson
Headline B: What The Heck Do Those People In The Streets Want Anyway? Whoa.


Headline A: They All Thought The Mom's Boyfriend Murdered Her Little Girl. The Real Killer Was Far Scarier.
Headline B: The True Story About A Missing Girl, A Search And Your Neighbor Who Isn't Who They Say They Are.


Headline A: The Terrifying Truth About Ebola, Not To Be Confused With The Non-Terrifying Truth About Ebola
Headline B: The Facts About Ebola Are So Much More Interesting Than The Panic About Ebola


Headline A: The Most Glaring Example Of Income Inequality Is Right Here
Headline B: Is A CEO worth 296X Average Pay?


Headline A: She Was Keeping A Big Secret From Her Brother. After Her Father Died, She Couldn't Keep It Anymore.
Headline B: She Was Keeping A Big Secret From Her Brother. After Her Father Died, Her Mom Finally Spilled It.


Headline A: This Industry Has The Highest Rates Of Sexual Harassment. And A Lot Of Our Young Girls Work In It.
Headline B: What Everyone Who Eats Out Should Know About The People Who Feed Us


Headline A: This Little Boy Hated That His Dad Was Poor, Which Exactly Why Everyone Else Loved Him
Headline B: Do Your Kids Not Show You The Respect You Deserve? Just Wait A Few Decades, They'll Come Around.


Headline A: 5 Years Ago, I Was Reluctant To Post LGBTQ Stuff On My Facebook Wall. That All Changed In 2011.
Headline B: Is That An LGBTQ Graphic In Your Facebook Feed Or Are You Just Glad To See Me?


Headline A: 7 Wonderful People Share An Intimate Secret.  We Get To Listen In And It Could SAVE OUR LIVES.
Headline B: Seven Wonderful People Share Secrets That Are Killing Them.  This Could Change Your Life.


Headline A: He takes down global warming deniers using only air-quotes and the phrase "so-called".
Headline B: Comedy gold. He takes down climate change deniers using only air-quotes and the phrase "so-called".


Headline A: How One City Dropped The Rate Of Hostile Police/Citizen Interactions To Almost None
Headline B: When This City's Cops Started To Understand People Better, Tasers And Extreme Force Went To Zero


Headline A: Meet A Kid Who's Way Set On Helping Fix A Problem Adults Can't Seem To Figure Out
Headline B: At Age 5, He Decided He Wanted To Help Fix A Problem That 50-Year-Olds Can't Figure Out


Headline A: When's The Last Time You Saw A 'Losing' Coach Express Himself So Beautifully?
Headline B: It Crushed These Kids To Lose The Game. The Coach, Though, Brought Them Right Back To Being Winners.


Headline A: Forget 'God-Given Rights.' In America, It's 'However-Much-Money-You-Happen-To-Have'-Given Rights.
Headline B: Shouldn't The Whole 'Being-In-A-Car-Accident' Thing Be The Worst Part About Being In A Car Accident?


Headline A: Her Critique Of The Video Game Industry Is So Harsh I Could Barely Watch, But The End Was Worth It
Headline B: Women Get Beat Up In Video Games For No Reason And She Explains Why We Don't Have To Settle For It


Headline A: Take A Deep Breath And Try Not To Cough Up A Lung
Headline B: Would You Like Your Gas Mask In White Or Original Camo?


Headline A: One Guy Making A Forest By Hand, Seed-By-Seed, Plant-By-Plant? No Way. Except Way.
Headline B: His Island Was Washing Away. So He Planted A Tree To Tie It Down. And Then One More, And One More…


Headline A: The Next Step in Human Evolution Is Creepy, Scary, And Kind Of Awesome
Headline B: Why Your Kids May Be Robots And How That’s Pretty Awesome


Headline A: ‘Give Me Your Tired, Your Poor, Your Huddled Masses Yearning To Breathe Free’
Headline B: How One Community Offered Help, Support, And Open Arms For Those Fleeing Another Country


Headline A: Ever Since His Accident He's Been Doing Things Other Humans Can't (No, He's Not In A Comic Book)
Headline B: There Are Some Things Nature Simply Can't Do, But Science Can Often Fill In The Gaps


Headline A: College Kid Forced To Remind Know-It-All Economist That He's Actually Not A Scientist
Headline B: Watch An Anti-Tax Lobbyist Get Schooled On How Science Works By A 19-Year-Old College Kid


Headline A: If A Drone Flew Over The Rainforest, It WOULDN’T See This. But You Can.
Headline B: Just Folks Collecting Dollars Here And There, Building Schools, Changing The World. And I'm Smiling.


Headline A: And now, ladies and gentlemen, a very good reason to stop using the phrase, 'ladies and gentlemen'.
Headline B: Lots of people go by 'he', and lots of people go by 'she'. And some people ... don't.


Headline A: These Zombies Will Teach You How To Live. I Mean, Sort Of.
Headline B: I Know This PSA On CPR Wants To Save My Life, But I Almost Died Laughing


Headline A: This Man Is Trying To Sell You These Items By Lying To Your Face, But You Buy It Every Day
Headline B: This Ad Man Is Lying To Your Face, And You Buy It Every Day When You Buy Food


Headline A: I Know Some People With Mental Problems. I Only Hope These Are The Kinds Of Cops That They Run Into.
Headline B: When Police Are Treating People With Mental Problems Like  Criminals … Houston, We Have A Problem


Headline A: So Annoying That We Need A Crash Course On Black Women's Hairstyles To Prove How Stupid This Is
Headline B: Here's The Run Down On Black Women's Hairstyles. Now Get Why Banning Them Is So Stupid?


Headline A: The One Where Senator Warren Has To Teach An Awful Bank Regulator How To Do His Damn Job
Headline B: Watch A Bank Regulator Squirm As Senator Warren Holds Him Accountable For His Awful Words


Headline A: The Internet Is Like An Ever Expanding Wild West Of Ideas. Let's Not Let The Bad Guys Take Control.
Headline B: Companies And Governments Limit Our Access to The Internet So Here's A Video We Should Show Them


Headline A: If Only All Couples Would React The Way These Aussies Do, The World Would Be Better Off
Headline B: This Pleasantly Surprising Commercial From Down Under Has A Twist That Makes Me Think


Headline A: The Polar Bears Are Definitely Cute, But There's A Much Bigger Issue We Need To Examine
Headline B: Bad News: It's Our Greatest Health Threat. Good News: It's Our Greatest Chance For Better Health.


Headline A: John Oliver Shames The Awful Folks Behind 1 Of The Biggest Scams Being Run On Americans Today
Headline B: Some Colleges Ran A Scam On Military Vets With Brain Injuries. John Oliver Has Words For Them.


Headline A: She Met A Couple Who Strongly Disagreed With Her Views, So She Did What Any Good Christian Would Do
Headline B: A Christian Admits To Coming Out Of The Closet For The Most Important Reason On Earth


Headline A: His Inspiring Story Is A Total Throwback To The Traditional American Dream
Headline B: Stories Like His Restore My Faith In The Classic American Dream. How Awesome.


Headline A: 11 Tweets Of Greatness From A Guy On What Women Shouldn't Have To Deal With
Headline B: 11 Tweets Of Greatness From A Guy On What Women Are Forced To Deal With


Headline A: What do grizzly bears, bald eagles, alligators, prairie dogs, and cornflowers have in common?
Headline B: They needed a bipartisan effort and got one. Let's take a look at what *we* saved from a sad list.


Headline A: The Dude Who Used To Be in Charge Of Spying On Us Tries To Justify His Awful Scheme With Troll Logic
Headline B: A Comedian Burns The Guy Who Thinks It's A Good Idea To Track Every Phone Call You Make


Headline A: Here's All The Awful Things Feminism Hasn't Caused. YET.
Headline B: Here's All The Awful Things Those Feminists Didn't Cause. YET.


Headline A: Maybe You’re Not The Center Of The Universe. Here’s How That's A Wonderful Thing.
Headline B: If Science Is Right, Religion May Be Wrong. If That’s Scary To You, Try Watching This.


Headline A: Her parents think being gay is against nature. Her poem explains why her culture shaped it that way.
Headline B: Her verses reveal India's homophobia on both a national scale and a personal one.


Headline A: It seems like a small indignity, but imagine how it feels to never have feminine products you need.
Headline B: What seems like a small indignity at first soon becomes a huge blow to your self-esteem.


Headline A: If We All Got As Angry As Lewis Black About Our Right To Vote, Think The Bad People Will Listen?
Headline B: I Love It When Lewis Black Gets Angry —It's Hilarious. And This Time, It's About Our Rights.


Headline A: John Green Teaches Us A Fascinating History Lesson About Science
Headline B: He's Not Even Going To Talk About The Controversial Part. But Don't Worry, It's Still Interesting.


Headline A: A 2 Minute Pretzel Of A Monologue. An Emotion Pretzel.
Headline B: A Guy Talks About Rape From A Man's Perspective. (And It's Not What You Think, Either.)


Headline A: This Starts With Her Breaking The Law And Ends With All Of Us In Awe
Headline B: The Story Of How One Artist Went From Breaking Locks To Do Graffiti To Showing In Museums


Headline A: Are You Ready To Fight The Cult Of The Average?
Headline B: 75% of job success is predicted by something other than IQ


Headline A: Instagram Removed Her Pic Because She's Not Skinny. Here's The Video Rant That Got Them To Back Down.
Headline B: Instagram Removed Her Photo Because She's Not Skinny. Here's The Video That Got Them To Apologize.


Headline A: What This Movie Star Says About Kidnapped School Girls Is Enough To Inspire Anyone To Take A Stand
Headline B: We Need To Bring Back The Hundreds Of Girls Who Were Abducted From School By Religious Extremists


Headline A: What Having White Privilege Looks Like In One Cartoon
Headline B: A Little Reminder For Some Of The Folks I See On Facebook Talking About Race And Cops


Headline A: This Kid's Skin Falls Off If He Moves Wrong. He Still Crack Jokes About It. Funny Jokes.
Headline B: This Kid's Skin Falls Off If He Moves Wrong. So The Fact That He Cracks Jokes Is Kind Of Impressive.


Headline A: Here's A Riddle. The Answer Is Only 2 Words Long, But It Might Break Your Heart.
Headline B: Here's A Riddle About Society. The Answer Is Only 2 Words, But It Might Break Your Heart.


Headline A: A 6 Year Old Teaches Us How To Stop Being Perfectionists
Headline B: How Mistakes Are Actually The Key To Not Being A Perfectionist


Headline A: Most People Who Stop Listening To Her By 0:12 Will Prove Her Point
Headline B: If You Stop Listening to Her 'Rape Poem' By 0:12, You're Proving Her Point


Headline A: If You've Watched TV In America And Haven't Had An Identity Crisis You're Probably A White Person
Headline B: A Middle Eastern Actress Plays Eleven Different Characters And Not One Is A Terrorist


Headline A: When We Teach Boys That Their Worth Is A Matter Of Inches, Of Course They’re Going To Measure
Headline B: Hey Dudes, Throw Away The Creams, Pumps And Vacuums And Please Just Listen To Her For 2 Minutes


Headline A: Take From The Rich In A Fair Legal And Moral Way And Give To The Poor? Sounds Pretty Good To Me.
Headline B: Some Awesome Celebrities Break Down How A Little Tax Could Readdress The Gross Imbalance Of Wealth


Headline A: A World-Famous Singer Gets On Stage And Furiously Defends Her Fans. And The Crowd Goes Wild.
Headline B: They Arrested 5 Men At Her Show For Being Gay. Here's Her Furious, NSFW Response.


Headline A: When Doctors Give 2 Blind Sisters The Gift Of Sight, They Can't Stop Smiling. And Now Neither Can I.
Headline B: Doctors Give 2 Blind Sisters The Gift Of Sight, Now They Can't Stop Smiling. And Neither Can I.


Headline A: This Speech About A Paper Bag Might Change How You Look At Drug Policy Forever
Headline B: This Speech About A Paper Bag Completely Changed How I Look At Drug Policy


Headline A: The Heartbreaking World Of Zoos (More Depressing Than Teary)
Headline B: Living In A Zoo Can Destroy An Animal's Psyche


Headline A: Awful Corporation Does Something So Cartoonishly Creepy That We Have To Make A Dr. Evil Reference
Headline B: Corporation Does Something So Cartoonishly Awful That We Have To Make A Dr. Evil Reference


Headline A: If These Little Bits Of Rainbow Don’t Work, We’ll Be Missing A Lot More Than Breakfast Cereal
Headline B: Nope, Nobody Spilled Breakfast. These Fell From The Sky And They’re Much Tastier. If You’re A Bee.


Headline A: Why Paying So Much Attention To Our GDP Means We’ve Been Ignoring A More Important Reality
Headline B: Many Think The Economy Is Getting Back To Normal. This Guy’s Pretty Sure That's Wrong.


Headline A: This Kid's Skin Falls Off If He Moves Wrong. He Still Cracks Jokes About It. You Would Too.
Headline B: This Kid's Skin Tears Off If He Moves Wrong. He Still Cracks Jokes About It. You Would Too.


Headline A: The Truth About What Really Happens To That Water Bottle After You Recycle It.
Headline B: You Know That Water Bottle You Toss In The Recycling Bin? Here's The Truth About Where It Ends Up.


Headline A: So You're Not Sure If You Should Use This Word As A Slur? Here's The Handiest Flow Chart Ever.
Headline B: So You're Not Sure If You Should Ever Use The Word 'Gay?' Here's The Handiest Flow Chart Ever.


Headline A: Her Mom Doesn't Get Why Her Daughter's Depressed. Her Mom Thinks She Can Just Snap Out Of It.
Headline B: A Mother Doesn't Understand Why Her Daughter's Depressed. Her Daughter Clears That Up For Her.


Headline A: Enough With Scientific Jargon. Let's Hear The Real (Scary) Facts From The Real Experts.
Headline B: Enough With Scientific Jargon. Let's Hear The Terrifying Facts From The REAL Experts.


Headline A: Grownups Are Doing A Pretty Awful Job At Gender Equality. Can Some Tweenage Wizards Do Better?
Headline B: Can Some Tweenage Wizards Undo Millenia of Sexism?


Headline A: Question: Why Does Race Still Matter? Answer: All Of These Reasons Right Here.
Headline B: Some Smart People Were Asked For 1 Sentence On Why Race Still Matters. Here Are Their Answers.


Headline A: If You Can Watch This And Not Get Fired Up, You're Dead Inside
Headline B: 'We Believe — I Can't Believe I Have To Say This in 2014 — We Believe In Equal Pay For Equal Work'


Headline A: It's Clear From The Beginning This Isn't A Cliche Inspirational Story About A Guy In A Wheelchair
Headline B: What He's Been Doing Is Kind Of Amazing, But I Love That He Acts Like It's No Big Deal


Headline A: Prison Might Be The Very Best Place On Earth For These Furry Friends
Headline B: They Were Going To Kill This Doggie Mama. Instead They Sent Her To Prison.


Headline A: She's 92 Years Old, A Veteran, And A Widow. She Fought For Our Country. Now It's Abandoned Her.
Headline B: She's 92 Years Old, A Veteran, And A Widow. She Fought For Our Country. Now It's Turned Against Her.


Headline A: If Any Other Company Depended On Taxpayers To Stay Alive, It Would Be Front Page News
Headline B: Something You REALLY Should Know Before Heading To Walmart To Save A Few Pennies


Headline A: Finally! Real Facts About Ebola That Work The Problem And Not The Panic.
Headline B: Are You Tired Of People Panicking About Ebola? This Guy Is Too. And He Came Armed With Facts.


Headline A: A Big Ol' Heaping Plate Of Insane Fest That Allows Bosses To Fire Women For Using Birth Control
Headline B: A Funny Video Explaining A New Arizona Law That Allows Women To Be Fired For Using Birth Control


Headline A: Some Teachers Were Asked About Their Challenges. Some Of The Answers Tell A Rather Worrisome Tale.
Headline B: There Are Certain Professions That Really Should Be Immune To Politics. Here's One Of Them.


Headline A: It's A Bird! It's A Plane! It's ... It's ... It's So Adorable I Might Start Crying.
Headline B: One Woman's Genius Idea To Mix Sci-Fi With Treating Childhood Illnesses


Headline A: Sure, Rich Teens Act Entitled, But Once They Get To College, They Won't Be Treated Dif — Wait, What?
Headline B: Sure, A Lot Of Rich People Have It Easy, But They Do Pay Their Bills, Like College Fo — Wait, What?


Headline A: What It Means To Build A Community, Quite Literally
Headline B: There Are People Doing Work Like This All Around Us But We Usually Don’t See Them


Headline A: A Father Has Something To Say To The Boys Who Want To Date His Daughter. Well Played.
Headline B: This Father Has Something Slightly Aggressive To Say To The Boys Who Want To Date His Daughter.


Headline A: These Baby Sea Turtles Are About To Steal Your Heart. Guaranteed.
Headline B: So Many Baby Sea Turtles Are About To Steal Your Heart. Guaranteed.


Headline A: That Time A Legislator Seriously Demanded That Wizardry And Magic Be Part Of The Science Curriculum
Headline B: Raise Your Hand if You Think Magic Spells Should Be Part Of The Core Science Curriculum


Headline A: This Freaky Video Will Convince You To Start Wearing More Sunscreen
Headline B: This Guy Convinced A Lot Of Random People To Wear Sunscreen. And How He Did It Is Just Freaky.


Headline A: How To Not Suck At Being White
Headline B: If You've Ever Been White, It'd Be Great If You Watched This


Headline A: They Almost Had To Stop Filming What They Think Will Change America Forever. Almost.
Headline B: They Almost Had To Stop Filming What They Think Will Change America In A Good Way. Almost.


Headline A: I'll Bet You've Put Yourself In A Really Bad Position Without Even Knowing It At Least Once
Headline B: Surprise! Big Corporations Are Breaking Laws And Hurting People In Yet Another Way.


Headline A: Oh Snap. The Government Just Got Put On Notice... By A Middle-Schooler.
Headline B: I Was Busy Making Fart Jokes And Getting Into Food Fights At His Age. He's Fighting For Our Rights.


Headline A: The U.S. Is The Only Country In The World That Does This To 13-Year-Olds. Hint: It's Not Good.
Headline B: TV Writers WISH They Could Dream Up The Stories This Lawyer Tells


Headline A: The inventors of this could have made a fortune. Instead, they're making kids happy.
Headline B: For the people who are making these, the biggest question is, 'Which superhero do you want?"


Headline A: A Hilarious Over-The -Top-Parody Of 'Frozen' To Inspire Other Guys For Movember
Headline B: Their Version Of Frozen Is So Hilariously Over-The-Top. Their Reason? Medical


Headline A: How Lucille Ball Paved The Way For Women
Headline B: 10 Fabulous Ways Lucille Ball Was The Complete Opposite Of Her T.V. Character


Headline A: How Is A Monkey Like A Polar Bear? Because They're Both Getting Hosed By Global Warming.
Headline B: Monkeys Got Problems. It Turns Out They've Got Even More Problems Than We Expected.


Headline A: WOAH: Willie Nelson Makes A Classic Song Sound So Angry
Headline B: A Boy Is Killed. A School Is On The Brink. And The Explosions Just Keep On Coming. Boom. Boom.