Headline A: This Joke Has That Good Kind Of Awkwardness That Means A Truth Happened
Headline B: This Joke Does An Excellent Job Of Calling White People Out On Their Crap


Headline A: Your Assumptions About Sugary Foods Are About To Be Blown Away
Headline B: Everything You Know About Sugar Is About To Be Blown Away


Headline A: For Anyone Out There Who Likes Science But Isn't Quite Sure Why, I Think This May Be It
Headline B: If You Have A General Love For Science, This Might Be Why


Headline A: I Thought I Knew A Lot About Dogs, But I Couldn't Answer The 7 Most Important Questions
Headline B: Are You Smarter Than This Dog? Take A Quiz And Find Out.


Headline A: A Hilarious Stand Up Routine About How Commercials For Black People Actually Sound
Headline B: What Do Radio Commercials For Black People Really Sound Like?


Headline A: Dolce & Gabbana insulted over 5 million children born since 1978. Elton John came to their defense.
Headline B: Elton John knows about fashion and being a dad. He just used both those skills brilliantly.


Headline A: He Helped SeaWorld Capture Its Most Notorious Killer Whale. Yeah, He Regrets It.
Headline B: A Short Clip Illustrating How Smart Orcas Are And How Ruthless SeaWorld Is


Headline A: Can We Make Space To Hear People's Stories, Or Are Corporations The Only Ones With A Voice?
Headline B: Big Money Has Always Wanted To Drown Out Your Voices. Keep Speaking. Keep Listening.


Headline A: This Kid's Skin Falls Off If He Moves Wrong. So The Fact That He Cracks Jokes Is Kind Of Amazing.
Headline B: This Kid's Skin Dies Off If He Moves Wrong. So The Fact That He Cracks Jokes Is Kind Of Impressive.


Headline A: No One Can Question Her Beauty But Why Did She Never Think A Role Model Could 'Look Like Her'?
Headline B: This Famous Woman Never Thought She'd Be A Role Model. When She Becomes One, EMOTIONS


Headline A: Why It Can Be Hard To Tell A Depressed Teen And Normal Teen Apart
Headline B: Depression In Teens Looks Almost Nothing Like Depression In Adults


Headline A: Watching Those Eyes Smile In The Face Of All This Adversity Is Truly Awesome
Headline B: 3 Little Words Uttered By This Famous Man Might Urge You To Keep On Trying


Headline A: Watch The Extended Version Of Goldieblox's Girl Powered Super Bowl Ad. It's Kind Of Awesome.
Headline B: The Super Bowl Ad That You Should See If You Think Little Girls Can Become Epic Rocket Scientists


Headline A: After His Friend Passed Away, A Teen Vowed To Help Save Other People Like Him - And Now He Is
Headline B: At 17 He Goes To School, Gets Picked Up By His Mom - Oh And Saves Lives (Maybe Even Yours)


Headline A: Men And Women Are Dying To Be Beautiful. Literally.
Headline B: If You've Ever Keep Trying To Squeeze Into Old Prom Dresses, Take A Look At This Video


Headline A: A Little Girl Uses A Metaphor To Get You To Think About Why There Aren't More Girls In Science
Headline B: A 6-Year-Old Girl Uses A Metaphor To Get You To Think About What Stops Girls From Loving Science


Headline A: ABC News, I Don't Think "Outspoken" Was The Word You Were Looking For To Describe These Women.
Headline B: I Hope That Someday, The Whole Premise Of This Video Seems Preposterous.


Headline A: 3 Out Of 4 Of White Americans Don’t Even Have One Of These
Headline B: Only 25% Of White Americans Have One Of These


Headline A: One Woman Knows The Truth About Tattoos: They're Not All Created Equal And They're Not All Beautiful
Headline B: He Tattooed "Property Of" Permanently On Her Body. But Now She Knows That Nothing Lasts Forever.


Headline A: A 16-Year-Old Kid Says More About Ferguson With A Marker And A Piece Of Paper Than The Entire Media
Headline B: A 16-Year-Old Kid In Ferguson Says More With A Marker And A Piece Of Paper Than All The Media Did


Headline A: A Reality Contestant Had An Anti-Gay Problem, So How Did He Solve It? 6 Inch Heels.
Headline B: Tyra Banks Just Shut Down a Homophobic 'Top Model' Contestant in the Best Way Possible


Headline A: Do You Want Your Internet Provider Spying On You Online? He May Have To Soon.
Headline B: Corporations Have Somehow Gotten World Leaders To Make A Horrible Secret Internet Deal


Headline A: Bless Australia For Giving Us Kangaroos, Crocodile Dundee ... And THE BIONIC EYE?
Headline B: How Science Allowed A Woman To See The Light


Headline A: He left prison and came home to his family. But after what happened, he'll never see his kids again.
Headline B: They were sentenced to time behind bars. The other stuff? Not part of the deal.


Headline A: There's No Way These Guys Gave Their Permission To Be In This Video. But I'm Sure They Would.
Headline B: There's No Way These Guys Gave Their Permission To Be In This Video. But I Doubt Anyone Cares.


Headline A: If you don't think the Oscars have a race problem, you should read this. Same if you do.
Headline B: Instead of debating if the Oscars are racist, what if we just figured out how to fix things?


Headline A: Here’s why playing music does things to a brain that nothing else does. Spoiler alert: Yipes!
Headline B: Ever wonder why musicians are so intense? They throw parties in their brains.


Headline A: The Bizarre Reason We Want Our New Photos To Look Instantly Old
Headline B: One Really Intense Reason We Like Our Photos To Look Instantly Old


Headline A: If You Think Only Poor People Are On Welfare, Wait Till You See What These Guys Do With It
Headline B: Everyone Thinks Just The Poor Use It. But Everyone Is Wrong.


Headline A: Methinks The Anti-Gay Politician Doth Protest Too Much
Headline B: Why Does It Take A Scandal To Get People To Be Who They Are?


Headline A: 15 People Traveled The World In Pursuit Of Happiness. They Found It.
Headline B: It Started As Small-Scale Do-Gooding, But Transmogrophied Into A Much Bigger Thing


Headline A: When He Googled 'Newscasters,' The Only Two That Didn't Scare Him Were Wikipedia Entries.
Headline B: When He Googled 'Newscasters,' Two Results Were Wikipedia Entries. It Was The Other Three Scared Him.


Headline A: Proof That Many Big Businesses Claiming To Help Everyone Really Just Have Tunnel Vision
Headline B: The Scariest Job Opportunity Has Been Found, Now Meet The Man Offering It.


Headline A: These People Used Their Bodies To Share Some Really Great Messages
Headline B: 75 Tips For Sexual Health, From Their Bodies To Yours


Headline A: This Shiny Dude Is Just One More Way That New Orleans Is Beautiful And Resilient.
Headline B: Don't Laugh, But A Single Artist Just Totally Outshined An Army Of Government Planners


Headline A: Make Sure No One Is Around You When You Watch This Video, Because You'll Probably Scream The F-Word
Headline B: Plankton, People. Plankton! Don't Know What I'm Talking About? That's Just 1/3 Of The Problem.


Headline A: If you look at her hands, you'll see her struggles. Literally.
Headline B: Here's a place south of the Sahara where getting water can kill you


Headline A: What Does Ot Say About Us That We Have War Zones All Over Our Own Country?
Headline B: One Of The Biggest Secrets Of The Past 10 Years Of War? Cops Get To Play With All Of The Shiny Gear.


Headline A: It's Not Like Any Sports Commercial I've Seen Before. The Pros Get Humbled And Give Mad Respect.
Headline B: Sledge Hockey Is How Athletes With Disabilities Play. See  NHLers Surprise Them, Then Get Humbled.


Headline A: A Musician Gets Up Onstage And Speaks Up For His Hometown And The Big Problems It Faces
Headline B: This Guy Looks Like He’s From The Past, But His Truth Is Very Important To The Present


Headline A: At First, It Felt Like A Lot Of Little Coca-Cola Bubbles On Her Tongue. But Then She Saw It.
Headline B: A Young Artist Can 'See' Again By Using A Device That Feels Like Coca-Cola Bubbles On Her Tongue


Headline A: Watch A Supercut Showing Why Red Carpet Coverage Should Be Ashamed Of Itself
Headline B: Do You Think Hollywood Is A Progressive Place? You Should Probably Answer *After* You See This.


Headline A: A Lesson On Being Open To The Chance That You Aren't As 100% Behind A Cause As You Think You Are
Headline B: A Man Discovers What He Actually Thinks Of Black People


Headline A: She Held The Door Shut To Protect Her 4-Year-Old Son. That's When Her Ex Shot Her Through The Door.
Headline B: A Woman Testifies About The Time Her Estranged Husband Shot Her In Front Of Her 4-Year-Old Child


Headline A: These Awesomely Weird Students Prove That Science Doesn’t Bore People, Boring People Bore People
Headline B: These Hippies Flipping In A Field Prove That Science Doesn’t Bore People, Boring People Bore People


Headline A: The Number One Truth About Dictionaries That Few Of Us Learned
Headline B: Millions Trust Every Word Of This Book. And It's Not The Bible.


Headline A: Canadians Are All Nice And Sweet Until They Start Making Fun Of Our Economic System
Headline B: A Religion Worthy Of Criticism Gets Rightfully Mocked In 10 Moving Pictures


Headline A: When It Comes To Women's Rights Over Their Health, There's One Group We Don't Hear Enough From
Headline B: See People Who Typically Don't Get To Talk About Women's Rights Give Their Take On Hobby Lobby


Headline A: Think These Things Are Super Gross? Wait 'Til You See What They Can Do.
Headline B: You May Find These Things Gross, But Wait 'Til You See What They Can Do


Headline A: Remember That Thing That Ended Apartheid In South Africa? It’s Happening Again.
Headline B: Is Your Money Playing On Team Good, Or Team Evil?


Headline A: Have You Heard Of The Recent IRS Scandal? Because They Kinda Covered Up A Much Bigger One.
Headline B: You've Heard Of This Recent IRS Scandal? It's Not Nearly As Bad As The One That Got Covered Up.


Headline A: We like to build big things. But big dams have a price no one should have to pay.
Headline B: Her whole life has been entwined with this river. The river is about to disappear.


Headline A: Over 100,000 People Were Prisoners Of War Right Here In The USA. Here’s One Powerful Story.
Headline B: When He Was 5 Years Old, Soldiers Put Him In A Prison Camp With His Family. For Being Japanese.


Headline A: College-Age Republicans And Democrats Aren't Fighting Over Everything?
Headline B: College-Age Republicans Don't Seem Much Like Regular Republicans


Headline A: Remember That Thing That Ended Apartheid In South Africa? It’s Happening Again.
Headline B: Is The Oil Lobby Too Rich To Fight? Not Really, Because It’s Our Money.


Headline A: How A 4-Year-Old Learned That 'No Means No' And What He Did About It
Headline B: A Little Boy Liked Chasing Little Girls On The Playground. They Put A Stop To That With 1 Word.


Headline A: These Talented Artists Said Everything By Saying Almost Nothing At All
Headline B: The Fine Art Of Popular Dissent


Headline A: A Boy Said She Was Too Ugly To Touch. She Believed It For 10 Years. Here's What She Has To Say Now.
Headline B: A Little Boy Told A Girl How She Was Too Ugly To Touch. She Believed It For 10 Years. Hear Her Now.


Headline A: Remember Those ‘Work From Home’ Ads? You’re Already Doing It. Surprise!
Headline B: Don’t Believe In Working For Free? Too late.


Headline A: She points out some things that I'm doing that might not be so environmentally friendly after all.
Headline B: After hearing this myth-buster, I'll never think the same again about paper bags, lettuce, or gold.


Headline A: When They Praised Her For Smashing The Glass Ceiling, She Gave Them An Earful Of Truth
Headline B: What She Said In Response To Being Congratulated On Her Glass-Ceiling Breaking Is Pure Awesome


Headline A: He Calls It A 'White Knuckle Problem.' After Hearing The Statistics, I Couldn't Agree More.
Headline B: Matt Damon Calls It A 'White Knuckle Problem.' After Hearing The Statistics, I Couldn't Agree More.


Headline A: Scientists Say We Need More Science In Schools. And A Ton Of Art.
Headline B: If You're Not Interested In This, It Might Be Because You Didn't Have It Growing Up


Headline A: Canceling out the harmful effects of sitting is easier than you think.
Headline B: 10 ways you are, in fact, not actually chained to your desk.


Headline A: What Happens When Your Country Wants To Pass An Anti-You Bill?
Headline B: All They Want To Do Is Be Gay. So How Does That Work When Their Country Bans Gayness?


Headline A: Even The Censored Truth About The Fur Industry Is Hard To Stomach
Headline B: A Singer Tackles The Fur Industry With This Censored Music Video


Headline A: They Got On Stage And Revealed That They Were Emotional Creatures. Then They Wanted More.
Headline B: She Wanted To Wear Her Short Shirt With No Fear, So She Called Them


Headline A: Is This How We'll Remember President Obama?
Headline B: The History Textbook Entry On President Obama Should Probably Include These Unflattering Facts


Headline A: Racial Bias Doesn't Get Much Clearer Than This Picture
Headline B: These Numbers Make Discrimination Pretty Hard To Ignore


Headline A: A Comedian Interrogates The Dude Who Used To Be In Charge Of Spying On You. Guess Who Wins?
Headline B: John Oliver Grills The Old Head Of Most Secretive Government Agency Ever. Well Done.


Headline A: The Controversial Redskins Segment That I'm *So* Glad Got Aired
Headline B: The People At 3:10 Asked The Daily Show To Pull The Clip. They Didn't.


Headline A: The Top 10 Reasons Why We Don't Need Unions Anymore
Headline B: Unions? We Don't Need No Steeeeenking Unions!


Headline A: The Women She Helps Are As Strong As You Get, But When She Meets Them, They're Desperate.
Headline B: She Grew Up With Privilege — And She Knows How To Use It


Headline A: These Are Literally The Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See
Headline B: Living In A Coffin In Hong Kong Goes For About $150 A Month


Headline A: This Isn't Just About Racism. It's About How Money Divides Races Of People.
Headline B: The World Sees Them As Walking Statistics. He's Saying They Don't Have To Be.


Headline A: So Now We're Passing Laws That Keep People From Voting? How The Heck Is That Democracy?
Headline B: Why's It Tougher For The Elderly, Minorities, Poor And Young Adults To Vote? These Pesky Laws.


Headline A: 6 Myths About One Of The Most Sex-Intensive Jobs In The World
Headline B: How Cop Blocking Can Make Life Much Harder For Sex Workers — And I'm Not Talking About Money


Headline A: Why Women Might Stop Taking Naked Selfies Once And For All. Consider It A Warning.
Headline B: Will Nude Selfies Go Away? These Ladies Think They Will.


Headline A: Ladies Need To Learn More About Women's History Month, So They Can Appreciate The Month We Gave Them
Headline B: Ladies, Let Me Tell You What To Think About Women's History Month


Headline A: We Couldn't Decide Wether Or Not To Accuse Google Of Not Caring About Your Privacy In This Headline
Headline B: Google Might Be Cool With Letting The Government Spy On You. We Aren't Sure Because They Won't Say.


Headline A: Here Are 3 Text Messages That Never Should Have Been Sent.
Headline B: Social Media Can Drive New Business….even For  A Morgue.


Headline A: You'll Wanna Clap Your Hands When You See What These Kids Do At A Camp For Deaf People
Headline B: And This Is How A Bunch Of Deaf Kids Nail Their Version Of A Super Hit Music Video


Headline A: That TIme Watching 2 Lesbians Made Me Cry A Little
Headline B: If Watching Two Lesbians Do This Is Wrong, Then I Don't Want To Be Right


Headline A: Shakira Is Worried About Our Kids. So She's Talking With The White House.
Headline B: She Can Sing. She Can Dance. She's Beautiful. Know What Else? She's All In On An Important Issue.


Headline A: Top 5 films every reproductive rights advocate should see and share.
Headline B: If you're a sucker for eye-opening stories, here's 5 compelling ones that have 1 thing in common.<br>


Headline A: The Alternate Story Behind One Of The Greek Gods Is A Much Better One Than The One You Know
Headline B: If You Like Your Global Warming Arguments Without All The Threats Of Death, Have I Got One For You


Headline A: After His First Time In Jail, He Became A Socialist. And That Was A Good Thing.
Headline B: Who Was 'Convict #9653' And Why Did He Receive A Million Votes For President — In 1920?


Headline A: His Son Was Only 2 Years Old When His Dad Started To Feel Ashamed, Upset And Cheated
Headline B: He Felt Like He’d Lost His Son, Until He Saw How Much He’d Lost Himself


Headline A: For The First 24 Seconds, I Want To Pinch Their Cheeks. After That, S*** Gets Real.
Headline B: The 1 Thing These Children DON'T Want Happens To 1 In 6 Australian Women


Headline A: When Two Famous Singers Just Came Out As Gay — And 10 Other Great Moments In 2014
Headline B: 11 Times Country Music Proved It Ain't What You Thought It Was In 2014


Headline A: CNN's Best Journalist In Action. By The Way, They're Getting Rid Of Her.
Headline B: Soledad O'Brien Clashes With Anti-Gay Interview Guest


Headline A: She's Not Just Wandering Into Her Future. It's A Full-Scale D-Day Invasion.
Headline B: Today's Pep Talk, Brought To You By An Adorable, Fierce, Girl


Headline A: How Not To Get Raped
Headline B: How Not To Get Raped. Yup. You Read That Right.


Headline A: Going Viral: Humiliating Girls Who Allow Themselves To Be Caught On Hidden Camera
Headline B: Who’s Responsible For The Online Sexual Harassment Of Teen Girls — Guy, Other Girls, Or Facebook?


Headline A: By The Time I Got To The 2nd Scene, I Felt Sick To My Stomach. After The 4th...
Headline B: It Would Be Revolting To Not Stand Up For What You Believe In Times Like These


Headline A: A Message From A Famous Funnyman To A Teenage Girl. Adults Invited, Too.
Headline B: Stephen Colbert's Giving Dad Advice To Children Who Aren't Even His?


Headline A: Weight And Health Are 2 Different Things. It's Surprising Who Doesn't Know That.
Headline B: She Answers A Question About Doctors That No One Should Have To Ask


Headline A: One Day The Kids Will Ask When We Found Out We Were Doing This To Them
Headline B: I Thought My Family Was Safe At Home Until This Happened


Headline A: The Only Year End Recap Video That Had Me Reaching For My Kleenex. But, They Were Happy Tears.
Headline B: The Only Way To Describe This 2014 Recap Video? Kleenex -Worthy.


Headline A: They can barely bring themselves to watch. (This doesn't really happen, but I wish it did.)
Headline B: They can barely bring themselves to watch. If only they were serious.


Headline A: You've Never Heard A Cover Of John Lennon's 'Imagine' Like This One
Headline B: If This Is The Place Where Guns Go To Die I'm All For It


Headline A: Beyoncé Had A Moment With Ed McMahon That Fueled Her Success, But It Also Hit Her Differently Later
Headline B: There Was A Time When Beyoncé Lost Something She Really Thought She'd Win. Here's Why She's Glad.


Headline A: Watch These Guys Unknowingly Cat-Call Their Moms And Get An Embarrassing Lesson On Harassment
Headline B: Watch These Guys Unknowingly Cat-Call Their Own Moms And Get An Embarrassing Lesson On Harassment


Headline A: Zombies are real. We just haven't been able to recognize them before now.
Headline B: Scientists say that many of the animals around us are zombies. Now I'm worried.


Headline A: Love To Do This 4-Letter Word? Me, Too.
Headline B: What Has 4 Letters, Is Totally Consensual, And A Lot Of Us Love To Do?


Headline A: They fought long and hard to protect their land, but the end is now in sight.
Headline B: They fought against this dam for decades, but the end is now in sight.


Headline A: When CNN Grieved For These Boys, They Totally Forgot About The Victim
Headline B: Let's Quit With The 'Boys Will Be Boys' Narrative. There's No Justification.


Headline A: This Dude’s Grandmother Will Disprove All Your Stereotypes About Middle Easterners
Headline B: Maz Always Gets The Same 3 Questions: Are You A Terrorist? Do You Own An Oil Well? Why So Hairy?


Headline A: The 14 Stunning Photographs Of Couples In Love
Headline B: Iconic Love — Shown By 14 Blissfully Happy, In Love Couples


Headline A: Next Time A Creepy Dude Yells At You When You Walk Down The Street, Here's What He's Really Thinking
Headline B: Next Time A Dude Yells At You When You Walk Down The Street, Here's What He's Really Thinking


Headline A: The Secret That Restaurants Don't Want You To Know
Headline B: I Should Only Tip For Good Service, Right?


Headline A: The Good, The Bad And The Ugly Walk Down The Street, But You Won't Know Who's Who Till The End
Headline B: A Parent, A Criminal And A Jerk Walk Down The Street, But You Won't Know Who's Who Till The End


Headline A: If Gay People Scare You, Then You Are Doing It Wrong
Headline B: Meet Dale. Gay People Make Him Uncomfortable. Ironically, He Makes Everyone Else Uncomfortable.


Headline A: Watch What It's Like To Be The Only Black Friend In A Group Of White People
Headline B: What It's Like To Be The Only Black Friend In A Group Of White People


Headline A: Who The Hell Is Mr. Sunbeam, And Why Is He Messing With Everyone's Ice Cream Cone?
Headline B: One Of The Best Clips From A 2006 Movie Involves A Girl, A Creepy Guy In A Suit, And An Ice Cube


Headline A: Never Thought I'd Say This, But These Eggs Eat Poo And They're Gorgeous
Headline B: I Can't Take My Eyes Off Of This Beautiful... Sewage Treatment Plant?


Headline A: Nearly Anything This Model Does Is Beautiful. So Why Do So Many Insist On Being So Ugly To Her?
Headline B: To Live A Completely True Life, A Refugee Becomes Part Of A Different Kind Of War ... Automatically.


Headline A: It's Time To Take A 1.1-Million Cup Of Coffee Break
Headline B: Working Yourself To The Bone Is A Boneheaded Move, And I Don't Use 'Bonehead' Lightly (Or Ever)


Headline A: When Reinforcing Those Ridiculous Gender Stereotypes, Here’s Why We Should Leave Babies Out Of It
Headline B: She Wanted To Make Sure Everyone Knew That Her Baby Was A Boy. So She Dressed Him In Pink.


Headline A: The Beauty Industry Spends Millions Hiding The Obvious Truth About The Scars Pregnancy Leaves Behind
Headline B: The Beauty Industry Spends Millions Hiding The Truth About The Scars Weight Gain Leaves Behind


Headline A: That Lady From Mad Men Tries To Work In A Modern Office And It Doesn't Go So Well
Headline B: In The 60s Working Women Had A Really Hard Time. There's 1 Way Things Haven't Changed That Much.


Headline A: The Things About Ebola That Should Scare You And The Things That Shouldn't
Headline B: The Terrifying Truth About Ebola


Headline A: Keira Knightley Is So Gorgeous. But Even She's Been Photoshopped. That's Messed Up.
Headline B: A Famous Actress Posed Topless For A Photo Shoot — On 1 Condition. You'll Want To Hear Her Reason.


Headline A: An Emotionally, Feel Good Video Can Show How Easy It Is To Give This Time Of Year (And Year Round)
Headline B: 1 Man Changes The Course Of 1 Boy's Life And This Is The Perfect Time Of Year To Watch It Happen


Headline A: A Bunch Of Half-Truths And Distortions About Climate Change Get Called Out. With Tea In Hand.
Headline B: Russell Brand Sips Tea As He Rips Into One Of The World's Biggest Media Moguls


Headline A: Funny, Easy, And Good For The Environment. Okay, I'm In!
Headline B: FUNNY: You Could Be The Laziest Thing In The World And Still Do These Things To Save The Planet


Headline A: Does Philadelphia Think That Cable TV Is Better Than Teachers?
Headline B: One City Can Barely Keep Its Schools Open. So Why Is It Giving Millions To A Mega Corporation?


Headline A: These 8 People Talking About Hobby Lobby Have 2 Things In Common. First, They're Usually Ignored...
Headline B: See A Typically Ignored Group Give Their Take On Hobby Lobby


Headline A: Why *Do* Women Have To Get Checked For Cancer And Poked At Just To Get Birth Control?
Headline B: What If Condoms Were As Hard To Get As Birth Control Is?


Headline A: These People Get Paid To Do Experiments With A Slinky. I Chose The Wrong Line Of Work.
Headline B: Did You Ever Have A Slinky? Look At This Cool Experiment You Could Have Done With It.


Headline A: This Politician Reeeeeeaaaaaaally Shouldn't Have Whipped His 'Man Brain' Out In Public
Headline B: Watch A Politician Claim His Brain Is Better Than Lady Brains, Then Fail A Really Basic Math Lesson


Headline A: Two Boys Understand All Too Well The Pain Many Girls Feel When They Look In The Mirror
Headline B: Two Boys Understand All Too Well What Many Girls Go Through When They Look In The Mirror


Headline A: He Was Full Of Pride When He Saw What She Created. Even Though It Hurt So Much.
Headline B: His Reaction When He Saw The Best Thing His Daughter Had Ever Created? My Heart Melted.


Headline A: I Want To Thank The World For Mashed Potatoes And Gravy And These 8 Things
Headline B: 8 Thanks-worthy Things Almost As Warmth-Inducing As Your Mashed Potatoes And Gravy


Headline A: Talking About Health And Sciencey Stuff Doesn't Have To Be A Party-Killer
Headline B: An Unexpected Party Trick Shows A Clever Way To Talk About Vaccines


Headline A: If You Don't Like The Way Things Are In This Country, Then You Have A Chance To Change It
Headline B: If You’re Heading Out To Vote Next Month, Here’s A Quick 1 Minute Thinger To Take A Look At


Headline A: “I Love Exotic Girls Like You," He Says. Her Response Shuts Him Right Up.
Headline B: “I Love Exotic Girls Like You," He Says. She Tells Him What She's Really Thinking.


Headline A: Here's What 5 Years In Solitary Confinement Does To A Person. It's Not Pretty.
Headline B: First They Took Away His Freedom. Then They Nearly Took Away His Mind.


Headline A: Ever Notice How It Doesn't Take Much To Get People Outraged These Days? So Did These Puppets.
Headline B: Now If Only We Could Get Every Kook On The Internet To Listen To These Puppets


Headline A: A Comic Cleverly Reveals How Good A Job A Lot Of God's Helpers Are Doing Here On Earth
Headline B: If God Was A Superhero, What Kind Of Sidekick Would He Find Himself Relying On?


Headline A: Something I Guarantee No One Learned On The Debate Team In High School
Headline B: Lady Justice Is Blind But Sometimes She Can Still See Your Bullshit


Headline A: You Won’t Believe What The Chinese Government Did To These 26 Million Children
Headline B: Meet The Man Who Took On The Chinese Government. And Won.


Headline A: The 10 Minute Speech About Young Celebs With Mental Illness That You Need To Hear Now
Headline B: 2 Minutes In, Even Demi Lovato Was Overwhelmed. Then 10 Minutes Of Raw Real Truth Came Out.


Headline A: Watch a Jewish girl and a Muslim girl get real about what they think of each other.
Headline B: Religious conflict makes no sense at all. These two girls know why.


Headline A: I Had To Stop Watching The News When It Happened. No One Expected It Would End Like This.
Headline B: The Water Supply For 300,000 People Was Poisoned. Here's How That Becomes A Good-News Story.


Headline A: First You See The Amazing Things We Used To Do. Then You See The Sad Reality.
Headline B: He Reveals The 1 Most Important Thing We Discovered When We Went To The Moon


Headline A: In Response To Robin William's Death, The Most Necessary, Most Real Description Of Depression
Headline B: In Response To Robin William's Death, The Most Real Description Of Depression I’ve Ever Heard


Headline A: An ESPN Exec Once Told Him His Broadcasts Were 'Too Black.' The Way He Responded Was Pure Genius.
Headline B: Stuart Scott Once Smacked Down A Racist ESPN Executive In The Most Satisfying Way Possible. Amazing.


Headline A: Some Of These Life-Saving Medical Interventions Cost Just 25 Cents Each
Headline B: An Extremely Inexpensive Health Precaution Can Save Millions Of Lives


Headline A: Bad Luck Was All He Had Job-Hunting Until He Dropped One Single Letter In His Name. Not Cool.
Headline B: One Little Letter In His Name Turned Out To Be The Secret Reason For All His Bad Luck


Headline A: NFL: Women Getting Beaten By Our Players? Mehhhhh... Women Spending Money On Out Stuff? Great!
Headline B: TV Host Loses His Sh*t After A Football Player Gets An Unbelievable Punishment For Beating His Wife


Headline A: They Know What People Think About Them. But They Also know Those People Are Wrong. Hence This Song.
Headline B: The Disney Themed Music Video That's Helping A Band Of Differently-Abled Women Tell Their Story


Headline A: It's seems like it took forever to get to spring. We want to talk about what that means— with you!
Headline B: Snow fall a bit more than past years? Land a bit too dry? Hot a bit too early? Let's talk anout it.


Headline A: Economist Paul Krugman Lays Out The Basics Of Why Everybody’s In A World Of Hurt Except For The 1%
Headline B: Q: What's A Society Where Power Is In The Hands Of Wealthy People, Corporations, And The Military?


Headline A: By Studying What No One Else Would, She Closed One Of The Biggest Blind Spots In History
Headline B: She Studied A Topic No One Else Would. 30 Years Later We All Have Her To Thank For That.


Headline A: Bacon May Be Proof That God Exists, But Even God Rested For A Day
Headline B: Here's A Good Reason To Eat All The Bacon You Want Almost Every Day Of The Week


Headline A: Sure, The 1% Has A Grip On Money, But They Also Have Elected Peeps On A Short Leash. Surprised?
Headline B: ‘All Men And Women Are Created Equal’ … Just Kidding.


Headline A: The Most Racially Intolerant Place In The Country Is Not Where You Think It Is
Headline B: I Went To Lady Justice's House Last Night And She Kept Making Race Jokes. AWKWARD.


Headline A: When A Shamey McShamerton Asks A Woman Why She Uses Birth Control, She Gives A Great Answer
Headline B: A Woman Is Asked Why She Uses Birth Control. Her Response Should Be More Common Than It Is.


Headline A: As Soon As I Heard Them Sing I Knew — These Girls Are The Future
Headline B: If This Video Existed When I Was A Kid, I Might Be Working For NASA Instead Of Upworthy Right Now


Headline A: When Some Guys Realize Rape Culture And Racism Kinda Work In A Similar Way
Headline B: These Two Kinda Different Groups Both Get The Same Stupid Blame When Violence Happens To Them


Headline A: His Kids Can Choose From 35 Flavors Of Blunt Wraps Or Malt Liquor Slushies. Why Do They Choose Kale?
Headline B: He's Happiest When They Pollinate Plants And Not Each Other


Headline A: When Things Get Hairy, Here Are Some Great Ways To Make Sure It’s Caught On Video
Headline B: In Places Like #Ferguson, The People Need To Be Armed. With Cameras.


Headline A: How Do You Tackle Bullying And Abuse? Not Being A Bystander To These Awful Words Is A Start
Headline B: The Hard-Hitting Video That Shows The Abusive Language We Learn In Playgrounds Stays With Us In Life


Headline A: Attention 'Nice Guys' Of The Internet: No One Owes You Sex
Headline B: Pissed That A Girl Won't Sleep With You? You're Probably Not As 'Nice' As You Think.


Headline A: The Supreme Court allowed them to discriminate for 20 years. This year, they changed their mind.
Headline B: 2 groups in Boston just made history on St. Patrick's Day.


Headline A: The Genius Way To Never Lose An Argument Again
Headline B: A Winner's Guide To Getting Your Way In Any Circumstance


Headline A: "If you're against it, you're against jobs ... For it, you're against children." Tough call.
Headline B: "If you're against it, you're against jobs ... For it, you're against children."


Headline A: Take The Time To Watch This Video And Have Better Conversations And Less Panic About The Economy
Headline B: Figuring Out The Least Understood And Most Important Balancing Act In Economics Starts Now


Headline A: Chan And Rhino Fight. Let's Hope The Rhino Survives.
Headline B: Cool Rhino Gets Jackie Chan To Co-Star In This 30-Second Action-Packed Message Of Awesome


Headline A: Russell Brand says just what's wrong with the way people talk about white cops who kill black men.
Headline B: A celebrity says just what's wrong with the way people talk about Ferguson.


Headline A: How That Popular Saturday Activity Might Be Giving You The Sunday Blues
Headline B: How Something Most Of Us Do To Make Us Happy Could Be Giving The Exact Opposite Results


Headline A: Remember That One Time A Scientist Made Up A Bunch Of Stuff So He Could Make Money Off Of Sick Kids?
Headline B: That One Time It Took Studying 25,000,000 Kids To Begin To Undo The Damage Caused By 1 Awful Doctor


Headline A: Conan O'Brien Does Some Investigative Journalism. The Result Is Hilarious.
Headline B: Hypnotic: 82 Seconds That Prove The Media Is Just A Gigantic 10-Year-Old


Headline A: An Argument Happens Between A Comedian And A Billionaire. You Have One Guess Who Won.
Headline B: If You Go By Rupert Murdoch's Ridiculous Logic, Then Aziz Ansari's Logic Makes Perfect Sense


Headline A: The Knowledge I Gained At School Doesn't Compare To What I Lost
Headline B: See Me After Class: Is Debt The Only Major Being Offered These Days?


Headline A: Humans Of New York Made You Laugh, Cry, And Click 'Refresh.' Now He's Taking His Show On The Road.
Headline B: I Laughed, I Cried, I Clicked 'Refresh' Until He Posted Another Picture


Headline A: These Girls Were Asked What Products They Use Every Day. It Gets Pretty Eye-Opening.
Headline B: What If More Of Us Asked These Questions About Our Beauty Products?


Headline A: Their mother bursts into tears thinking about the surgery. But after, they can't stop smiling.
Headline B: I hold my breath as she takes the bandages off. But after, I can't stop smiling.


Headline A: What She Talks About Isn't Being Reported – So She Made A Video To Tell You What's Happening Instead
Headline B: In Mexico Their Government Is Trying To ████ Their Citizens And ████ Their Freedom


Headline A: Wonder Woman Is Great, But Why Can't We Have More Super-Heroes Like The Woman On The Right?
Headline B: If You've Always Been Able To Find A Super-Hero That Looks Like You, Count Yourself Lucky


Headline A: Did You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either
Headline B: Unlike The People In This Video, You Don't Need Papers. But You Might Need Kleenex


Headline A: Nice Boy Likes Girl. Girl Dates Jerk Instead Of Nice Boy. Can You Guess The Rest?
Headline B: You Can't Buy Love With Money. But You Can Buy It With Kindness — According To Hollywood.


Headline A: The Song ‘Strange Fruit’ As Performed By The Incredible Billie Holiday
Headline B: This Song Was First Recorded In 1939, And It Opened The Eyes Of A Nation


Headline A: Have You Ever Considered That Climate Change Is A Reason Some People Literally Murder Other People?
Headline B: This Is One Of The Worst Disappearing Acts I've Seen. There's Nothing Magic About It.


Headline A: This Company Exposed A US Government Agency’s Religious Bias
Headline B: Guess The 1 Word The Postal Service Can’t Stand?


Headline A: What's This Project About? Ohh, Not Much, Really. Just Getting E-Books Into The Hands Of Millions.
Headline B: If You’ve Never Heard Of Levar Burton OR Reading Rainbow, You Will Now


Headline A: I'm Sick Of Ass-Backward Hillbillies. Check Out Some Ass-Forward Ones.
Headline B: It's Like An IKEA Catalog Crash Landed In Duck Dynasty...With Inspiring Results


Headline A: Dumbledore Is Gay. Harry Potter Has This To Say.
Headline B: First He Was Harry Potter, Now He's Helping To End Teen Suicide


Headline A: Yeah, Ebola Sucks. But You Should Probably Know A Little More About It Than That.
Headline B: Pop Quiz! Which Is Of These Diseases Poses The Biggest Threat To Humans: Ebola, Malaria, Or AIDS?


Headline A: Is This A Coal Company Or Your Ex?
Headline B: The Most Honest And Awful Corporate Ad I Have Ever Laid My Eyes On. No, They Aren't Drunk. I Swear.


Headline A: Hey Barack, We're Blowing Billions On Busting People For Something You Used To Do.
Headline B: What Can Stop You From Getting Student Financial Aid, But Won't Stop You From Becoming President?


Headline A: 'How many extra tabs do you have open on your computer right now?' It's a serious question.
Headline B: Stop watching this video, step away from your desk, and go do something fun *right now.*


Headline A: George Washington Took This Little Secret To His Grave.
Headline B: This Is Fish Porn. And It's Really Dirty.


Headline A: Some Jerks Made Her Daughter Cry. So She Set Things Straight. Period.
Headline B: Show This To All The Women In Your Life And Let Them Know — They Are Warriors


Headline A: Is this cartoon (that's actually a machine) a boy or a girl? And why it matters.
Headline B: If feminism means you can be whoever you want, we can all be like this cartoon<br>


Headline A: One Of The Best Clips From A 2006 Movie Involves A Girl, A Creepy Guy In A Suit, And An Ice Cube
Headline B: One Of The Best Things To Come From Al Gore Since...No, I Refuse To Make An 'Internet' Joke


Headline A: The Way He Describes His Best Friends Heroin Addiction Made Me Tear Up A Little
Headline B: Sometimes If You Live Your Life In Reverse The World Gets A Lot More Beautiful


Headline A: If Your Dad Was A Terrorist, What Would You Do?
Headline B: He Changed His Name For A Horrible Reason. Now He's Telling Us Why.


Headline A: The Most Honest Energy Company Ad I Have Ever Laid My Eyes On
Headline B: The Most Honest And Awful Corporate Ad I Have Ever Laid My Eyes On. No, They Aren't Drunk. I Swear.


Headline A: It's Like The Entire Town Took The Whole 'Everything Is Bigger In Texas' Thing Super Seriously
Headline B: What This Brilliant City Did With An Abandoned Walmart Is Absolutely Wonderful


Headline A: I Hear It Takes A Lot To Piss Off Susan Sarandon. Clearly, Blowing Up Mountains Does The Trick.
Headline B: I Hear It Takes A Lot To Make Susan Sarandon Mad. Clearly, Blowing Up Mountains Does The Trick.


Headline A: 1 Letter That Shows What Happened To A Wonderful Part Of Our Childhood
Headline B: Remember That Time Lego Nailed It In The 70's?


Headline A: A new app gets you buzzed every time you're near a place where a woman made history.
Headline B: History's full of great women doing incredible things. But where? Now there's an app for that.


Headline A: Vegetarianism: You Don't Have To Go Whole-Hog (Er, Whole ... Eggplant.)
Headline B: Does Global Warming Make You Feel Helpless? Here's A Huge Thing You Can Do To Help Every Monday.


Headline A: Combating Sexual Assault: A Frustrating But Funny 3-Minute Explainer By One Of The Best Women On TV
Headline B: The Reality Of Dealing With Harassment: A 3-Minute Explainer By One Of The Funniest Women On TV


Headline A: OMG. There's A Riff In The Space Time Continuum.
Headline B: Ground Control To Major Tom. Watch An Astronaut Sing This Space Song.


Headline A: There’s A Goddamn Tragedy Taking Place Off The Coast Of Australia, But At Least They Made It Funny
Headline B: The Funniest Way To Find Out Exactly What’s Going On With The Great Barrier Reef


Headline A: Three Different Families In Three Different States Show Us What They All Have In Common
Headline B: She's Very Tired At The End Of The Day. Her Child Will Tell You Why.


Headline A: The Feds Will Not Be Cutting Your Social Security. They'll Just Be Decreasing Your Benefits By 10%.
Headline B: As Long As You Never Get Really Old Or Join The Military, The Feds Won't Cut Your Social Security


Headline A: This hilarious new video looks at the joy of brutal honesty.
Headline B: These late night ladies show they're no shrinking violets in this hilarious new video.


Headline A: The Police Are Supposed To Be Our Heroes. So Why Doesn't This Little Kid Think So?
Headline B: Hear The Surprisingly Eloquent Answer This 11 Year Old Gives About Not Wanting To Be A Cop


Headline A: Air, People! This Car Runs Entirely On AIR!
Headline B: MUST WATCH: The Pollution-Free, Air-Powered Car That’s Telling A Whole Industry To Go Kiss Its ‘Gas’


Headline A: Remember The Military Industrial Complex? It Grew A Newer, Creepier Head, And It's Coming For You.
Headline B: How Poor People Became The McDonald’s Hamburger Meat Of The American Economy


Headline A: Yikes! Something's Hiding Beneath The Ocean Floor And It Could Kill Us All. 'When' Is The Only Question.
Headline B: So There's Something Hiding Underneath The Ocean Floor And It Could Kill Us All. How About That?


Headline A: He Was Good At His Job But What They Found In His Phone Got Him Fired
Headline B: He Was Good At His Job But His Texts Got Him Fired


Headline A: Instead Of Wondering What Guys Look For In Girls, Think About What A 17-Year Old Says Instead
Headline B: Ever Considered What Guys Look For In Girls? Forget It. Think About What A 17-Year Old Says Instead.


Headline A: If You Watch Hilary Swank Annoy A Whiny Senator, A Charity Will Punch Malaria In The Face
Headline B: If You Watch Hilary Swank Push A Whiny Senator, A Charity Will Punch Malaria In The Face


Headline A: Not A Cat Person? Maybe You Just Haven't Met Scooter ... Cause He's One Cool Cat.
Headline B: You've Seen Tons Of Cool Cat Videos, Now Meet The Coolest Cat Of Them All


Headline A: Boobs, Boobies, The Girls, Tatas. Whatever You Name 'Em, They're Kinda Incredible.
Headline B: Boobs, Boobies, The Girls, Tatas. Whatever You Call 'Em, They Got The Power.


Headline A: He Didn't Wave Back To A Little Girl Because She Was Gay. His Dad Responded Perfectly.
Headline B: As A Kid, He Didn't Wave Back To A Little Girl Because She Was Gay. His Dad Responded Appropriately.


Headline A: When Trying To Make A Living Turned Into A Nightmare, This Woman Changed It Back Into A Dream
Headline B: One Woman Lost Her Business Because Of Politicians, But Then She Fought Back By Becoming One


Headline A: Make Love, Not That Other Stuff That's Hurting Us All And Affecting Our Future
Headline B: How You Bathe Yourself For A Date Totally Matters To Me. (I Swear I'm Not Creepy.)


Headline A: People In The Brown States Should Be Angry. Very Angry.
Headline B: You Don’t Want To Be In One Of The Brown States. That’s Where The Angry People Are.


Headline A: Lately, We've Been Seeing A Lot More Of This Really Good Thing. Watch!
Headline B: More Cars On The Road And Cleaner Air? Yes!


Headline A: One Of The Worst Parts About Cars And Cows May Be The Same Exact Thing
Headline B: A Hidden Truth About Organic Food That's Going To Make You Feel Better About That Arugula.


Headline A: This Little Girl's Health Issues Are Totally Solvable. If Only She Didn't Live In The U.S.
Headline B: This Little Girl's Disease Is Treatable. It's Just Too Bad She Lives In America.


Headline A: Their parents expected a cute musical, but the cows had everyone cringing
Headline B: The first part these kids act out is cringe-worthy. The second makes it all better.


Headline A: At First He Just Seems Like A Lone Crazy Person, But Then The Camera Zooms Out
Headline B: A Father Daughter Duo That Is Sure To Make You Cheer


Headline A: The Danger Might Not Motivate You. But Check Out The Price Tag. That Might Do It.
Headline B: If I Wasn't Inclined To Do Something Because Of The Danger, The Cost Would Definitely Motivate Me


Headline A: Confederate Holidays. Making No Damn Sense Since 1865.
Headline B: Alabama Celebrates A Confederate Holiday On Martin Luther King Day. Yup.


Headline A: What If Straight People Had To Come Out? It'd Look A Little Something Like This.
Headline B: A Guy In An Alternate Universe Comes Out To His Mom.  When She Finds Out He's Straight...


Headline A: Everyone Hates Grocery Shopping. But Take This Info When You Hit The Aisles? Scene Control.
Headline B: That Green Giant? Not So Green, And Here's How To Tell Him To Shape Up.


Headline A: His Dad Just Died, And All He Can Think About Is Whose Life Flashed Before His Eyes
Headline B: His Dad Just Died, And All This Kid Can Think About Is Whose Life Flashed Before His Eyes


Headline A: A Murphy Bed Is A Thing You Don't Know You Need...Here's An Apartment With Three Of Them.
Headline B: We Have 2.2 Billion Square Feet Of *Stuff*. Do We Need It?


Headline A: A Buff Man From Australia Shows Off His Adequately-Sized...Turtle...For A Really Important Cause
Headline B: A Contest To Help Save The Great Barrier Reef Involves A Turtle, A Sea Horse, And 8 Costume Changes


Headline A: It's Easy For People To Get Emotional Over A Public Gay Proposal
Headline B: Seriously, People Who Oppose Seeing Two Guys In Love Are Really Missing Out On Crazy Happiness


Headline A: 3 Solutions To The Death Problem. No Promises, But I Think #3 Has Potential
Headline B: 3 Ways To Stop Freaking Out About Death. The Last One Is My Favorite.


Headline A: Super Bowl Season Has A Dirty Little Secret, And This Republican Congressman Just Exposed It
Headline B: Super Bowl Season Has A Dirty Little Secret, And This Texas Congressman Just Exposed It


Headline A: When The Greatest Minds Of America Got Together To Unite Make Us All, They Forgot Some Stuff.
Headline B: How Is *Your* State Doing With That Whole Desegregation Thing?


Headline A: An Unlikely Scenario Full Of *Magic Pill* Talk From Some Dude Cooking In His Kitchen
Headline B: A Video I Loved Within The First 10 Seconds From A Dude In An Apron Explaining Birth Control Magic


Headline A: Why We Need More Adult Films In Theaters
Headline B: Find Out Why An Oscar-Winning Film Director Wants More Adult Films In Theaters


Headline A: 'Privilege' can be a scary word. Here's a cartoon that makes it way less scary.
Headline B: This cartoon is the best, most non-confrontational way to help us understand each other


Headline A: Can You Guess How Long This Veteran Has Been On The Streets?
Headline B: Can Someone On The Internet Please Explain Why We Can’t Find This Veteran A Home?


Headline A: The Completely Impractical, Woefully Contradictory Guide To Avoiding Rape
Headline B: A Compilation Of The Most Common (Terrible) Advice For Avoiding Rape


Headline A: New York, LA And San Francisco All Have 1 Really Annoying Thing In Common
Headline B: A City In Iowa Has A Big Secret. It's Changed Everybody's Life.


Headline A: Can you guess what offers more information than every library in the world, combined?
Headline B: Not everyone wants to use the Web for good. So how do we help those who are?


Headline A: If You Live In America, You Don't Need Euros To Buy Gay Gifts
Headline B: Homophobia In The Black Community Takes A One-Two Punch In This Hilarious Clip


Headline A: The Statistics That Prove You Don’t Have To Be An Actual Person To Be Racist
Headline B: I Can Prove The War On Drugs Is Racist, And I Only Need Three Graphs


Headline A: This Graphic Of Adam Lanza's Home Arsenal Is Devastating
Headline B: This Is What The Sandy Hook Killer's Arsenal Looked Like


Headline A: If You're Feeling Blue, This Famous Actor's Words Might Raise You Up
Headline B: An Old Interview With This Now-Dead Actor Became A Moving Cartoon. Brace Yourself. Seriously.


Headline A: The More She Explains What These Can Do, The More My Jaw Drops
Headline B: The More She Explains, The More Optimistic I Get — Such A Simple Fix For Some Disgusting Problems


Headline A: Here's Why We Might Have To Soon Add 'Beer' To The Endangered Species List
Headline B: Clean Water Is Important For Health. But Also For Beer! Ok, Mostly For Beer.


Headline A: Who's The Number One Solar Nation? Bet You Can't Guess.
Headline B: It's A Global Solar Race And Apparently You Don't Need Need A Ton Of Sun To Get Ahead


Headline A: This Sketch On Sexual Assault Manages To Be Hilarious And Infuriating Because It's So Spot On
Headline B: Here Are Some Hilarious College Party Tips That Also Show How Scary College Can Be For Women


Headline A: Should A White Guy Film White People Talking About Whiteness?
Headline B: A White Person Asks Other White People About Race. Their Answers Are Astounding.


Headline A: Did This Old Guy Just Accuse All Sexually Active Teenagers Of Being Rapists?
Headline B: Remember Your Awkward Teen Years Spent Figuring Out Your Sexuality? This Guy Thinks You're A Rapist.


Headline A: Deciding To Work Together Was Everything. Now They’re One Big, Caffeinated Family.
Headline B: They’re Not Shy About It. They Love The Addictive Crop They Grow.


Headline A: Don't Be That Guy: 5 Things Some Dudes Need To Stop Doing To Women
Headline B: Don't Be That Guy: 5 Things Some Dudes Need To Stop Doing


Headline A: This Doctor Went Underwater, And She Emerged Sopping Angry
Headline B: How Much Longer Until Mermaids Are Bugging Us To Use Our Bathtubs?


Headline A: The Zombie Bill That Makes Warrantless Wiretapping Look Like Child's Play
Headline B: The Zombie Bill That Could Destroy Your Right To Privacy


Headline A: When You Buy Someone A Drink, Here's What NOT To Say
Headline B: An Asian Girl Says Terrible Things To A White Man, And I Can't Help But Give Her A Slow Clap


Headline A: There's Something Weird About These Familiar Children's Movies
Headline B: Maybe The Most Evil Part Of A Disney Movie Isn't Always The Queen


Headline A: Hearing The Number Of Lives To Gun Murders Is One Thing. Seeing The Years Lost Is Breathtaking.
Headline B: This Is What A Preventable Death Looks Like. Actually, A Few Hundred Thousand Of Them.


Headline A: Ladies, You’ve Gotta Fight … For Your Right … To Make As Much As Men!
Headline B: It Takes Until April 8 Every Year For Women To Make The Same As Men Did Last Year


Headline A: Adrian Grenier's Other 'Entourage' Is A Lot Less ... Well ... Hollywood. But Man Are They Smart.
Headline B: The Celebrity Did-You-Know Video That'll Make You See The World In A Totally Different Light


Headline A: Websites Can Tell If Your Password’s Correct. They Just Don’t Know What It Is. What?
Headline B: There’s A Good Reason Web Sites Won’t Tell You Your Password When You Forget It. They Don’t Know It.


Headline A: We've Seen It With Smoking And Drunk Driving. How's This For The Next Public Health Campaign?
Headline B: We've Seen Campaigns On Smoking And Drunk Driving. Now It's Time To Look At Our Trash.


Headline A: A 90-Year-Old Man Was Arrested For Feeding The Homeless, And Russell Brand Is Outraged.
Headline B: A 90-Year-Old Man Was Arrested For Feeding The Homeless, And Russell Brand Is Outraged


Headline A: That Poverty Rate Number? Here’s How It Would Change If We Got Rid Of Some Programs. Wow.
Headline B: Those CongressCritters Making $200K Plus? They Want People Barely Getting By To … Not Get By At All.


Headline A: You're Worried For No Reason If If You Any Of These Antibiotics Myths
Headline B: You're Going To Waste Your Time If You Believe Some Of These Antibiotics Myths


Headline A: This Restaurant Told Its Workers If They Wanted Benefits, Get A Union. Guess How This Ends …
Headline B: Some Workers In A Restaurant Got Tired Of Being Underpaid And Threatened. So This Is What They Did.


Headline A: She Wasn’t OK With What They Wanted Her To Do. I'm Sure You Wouldn't Have Been OK With It, Either.
Headline B: The Girl Who Fought Like Hell To Stay In School And Out Of Wedlock


Headline A: Thanks To These People, Fracking Companies Know That Small Towns Aren’t Theirs For The Taking
Headline B: These People Just Came Up With A Surprisingly Simple Way To Stop Fracking Dead In Its Tracks


Headline A: Sochi, Russia: The Home Of The 2014 Olympics And One Seriously Confused Straight Person
Headline B: Sochi, Russia: The Home Of The 2014 Olympics, And Quite A Few Seriously Confused Straight People


Headline A: A Stand-Up Comedian Gives A Hilarious Crash Course On The Gay Rights Debate
Headline B: A Stand-Up Comedian Sums Up The Gay Rights Debate In 30 Seconds


Headline A: Meet The Young Girl That's Saving The Day In Her Village
Headline B: Never Underestimate A Curious Kid. She's About To Give Her Grandparents Quite A Wake Up Call.


Headline A: You're Probably More Used To Seeing Him Shirtless And Tattooed. But This Was An Important Occasion.
Headline B: 2 Celebrity Musicians Call For Their Fans Help With The Biggest Project They've Ever Taken On


Headline A: What 3-Letter-Word Can Be Used For Dragonflies But Not Peanut Butter?
Headline B: If Your Friends Are Using This 3-Letter-Word, You May Need To Stage An Intervention


Headline A: A Funny, Mildly Disturbing Prank Video Gave Me Much More To Think About Than I Expected
Headline B: One Of The Funniest Pranks I've Seen On The Internet Teaches A Lesson On What We Don't Want To See


Headline A: Knocking Down Little Kids Never Felt So Educational
Headline B: Penn And Teller Can Prove Why You Should Get Vaccinated In 91 Seconds


Headline A: Want A Gun? No Problem. Want Choice About Your Pregnancy? Another Matter Entirely.
Headline B: Think Laws Might Be Biased Against Women? You’ll Want To See This Comparison.


Headline A: Here Are The Symptoms For The Leading Cause Of Death For Kids Under 5 Worldwide
Headline B: Kids Under 5 Have It Tough In A Lot Of Places. Here's One Reason Why.


Headline A: What Starts With Anger And Turns Into Tears, Ends With Such Wisdom
Headline B: The 1st 2 Minutes I Felt His Anger. The Next 2 I Cried With Him. The Last 2, I Felt His Strength.


Headline A: He's Tired Of Being Called A Circus Freak, So He'd Prefer Everyone Know What Makes Him Tick
Headline B: He's Tired Of Being Called A Circus Freak, So He'd Prefer Everyone Know What Makes Him Tic


Headline A: He Asked Why She Just Laid There. So She Told Him.
Headline B: He Asked Why She Just Laid There Like A Dead Fish. She Gave Him The Answer.


Headline A: They Were Friends, But She Was In Love. At 3:55 She Drops The Bomb, And The Crowd Goes Silent
Headline B: It Was Almost A Story About A Troll Village In Iceland. Fortunately, It Isn’t.


Headline A: A Bro Has The Answer To All Of The Awful Oppression White Dudes Face And It's Hilarious
Headline B: I'm Pretty Glad These Brozac Pills Aren't Actually A Thing. But I Appreciate The Laugh they Gave Me.


Headline A: LOL: These Worker Bees Are Just Not The Best Employees
Headline B: Worker Bees Can Only Hold Down One Job. This D'aww PSA Is Hilarious Proof.


Headline A: One Of The Most Inspiring Things I've Ever Seen Happen To A Place That Some Won't Even Visit
Headline B: Why This Boat Is So Important To A Whole Community — No, They're Not Pirates


Headline A: A parody rap video about the people who profit off of hurting our homes. It's so weird it's good.
Headline B: Want to speak up about climate change, but your options just aren't weird enough? Here.


Headline A: This Isn't How I Imagined We'd Be Using Surplus Tear Gas
Headline B: They're Lovely, But What I Just Learned About Them Has Me Feeling A Bit Sick.


Headline A: Something Important To Think About "Before" You Shop On Black Friday
Headline B: 8 Fun Things To Do During The Holiday Weekend That Have Nothing To Do With Shopping


Headline A: Howie Mandel Accidentally Revealed His Secret On The Howard Stern Show And It Changed His Whole Life
Headline B: When Howie Mandel Revealed A Secret To Howard Stern - He Had No Idea The Audience Was Listening


Headline A: They're On The Ground, Or In Cuffs And Are Not Resisting Anything, And Cops Are Striking Them. WTF?
Headline B: These People Are On The Ground, Or In Cuffs & Are Not Resisting Anything, And Cops Are Striking Them


Headline A: The Daily Show Embarrases A Bigot Hilariously And Then For The Encore Makes Me Cry
Headline B: The Daily Show Found A Big Bucket Of Bigotry In Russia And A Tiny Powerful Pail Of Heartwarming Hope


Headline A: Here's What Happened In A St. Louis Club The Night The Darren Wilson Verdict Was Announced
Headline B: He Thought Of His 2 Sons. He Cried. He Hugged His Wife. And He Took The Stage With An Open Heart.


Headline A: Why Would You Make A Movie About Being Gay Without Discussing It? Let Shirley Maclaine Explain.
Headline B: In 1961, This Was Something That "Nice" People Didn't Talk About.


Headline A: When She Decided To Swim From Cuba To Florida. Nothing Could Stand In Her Way. Not Even Her Age.
Headline B: Ignore The Haters And Listen To This 64 Year Old Instead. You're Never Too Old For Your Dreams.


Headline A: If Outsiders Wanted To Take Your Future Away, What Would YOU Do?
Headline B: We Stole Their Lands 150 Years Ago. Is It Happening Again?


Headline A: This Rapper's Dad Was A Cop, So When He Talks About Policing, He Nails It
Headline B: This Rapper's Dad Was A Cop, So He Knows All About The Culture Of Policing


Headline A: What Happens When The People Who Call For Help Are The Ones Arrested?
Headline B: He Called 9-1-1 When He Needed Help. He Will Always Regret It.


Headline A: 2 Soldiers Tell Stories For Veterans Day. But These Aren't Just Any Stories.
Headline B: They Both Lost People They Loved. The Question Was How To Go On.


Headline A: Can We Clone This Adorable 5-Year-Old? She Really Has Her Sh*T Together.
Headline B: Boys, There's ONE Thing You Have To Do If You Want To Marry This Girl


Headline A: If You Ever Hear, 'Why Didn't She Leave?,' Here's 5 Really Important Points You Can Respond With
Headline B: If You Ever Hear 'She Asked For It,' Here Are 5 Really Important Points You Can Respond With


Headline A: It's A *Huge* Deal These 745 People Have The Jobs They Do. Here's Why.
Headline B: A Proud Look At What Can Happen When You Work Through The Hard Times


Headline A: Everybody At The Top Wins, But As You Go Down, The Game Starts To Seem Less And Less Fair
Headline B: There's A Problem In College Sports, And If You Look At The Top And Then The Bottom, You’ll See It


Headline A: A New Camera Is Showing A Part Of Us That Some People Don't Want To Talk About
Headline B: A New, Simple Lens Attached To A Camera Is Exposing Our Personal Parts Per Million


Headline A: Here’s 1 Assumption About Black Men And Women That Just Isn’t True
Headline B: Eff The Stats, Here’s Why Black Women Are Not Doomed When It Comes To Marriage


Headline A: After he was raped, he made a list of people that love him. He made sure to put his name at the top.
Headline B: Upworthy's exclusive interview with the poet who Facebook suggested befriend his own rapist.


Headline A: A Film Crew Exposes A Real Sports Event As Big As (And Worse Than) The Hunger Games
Headline B: The Lengths One Country Is Going To In Order To Host The Biggest Sports Competition Is Unbelievable


Headline A: It's Meant To Be A Funny Video For Teens But It's Really About How To Be A Good Parent
Headline B: The 5 Annoying Habits Parents Should Avoid At All Cost, Although One Isn't So Simple


Headline A: Because Every Last Bit Matters, It's Time We Change Some Of Our Habits
Headline B: There's An Important Reason To Check The Tags On Clothing. And It's Not To Get The Size.


Headline A: A Friend Reveals A Horrible Trauma. If You Don't Know How To React, This Psychologist Has Your Back.
Headline B: Scenario: A Friend Reveals A Horrible Trauma To You. How Do You React?


Headline A: There's An Outbreak Of The Second Deadliest Disease Humanity Faces, And Bats Are A Big Part Of Why
Headline B: Learning Who's At Fault For The Spreading Ebola Epidemic Feels Like Watching A Movie's Twist Ending


Headline A: Let's Clear Up 3 Lies We've Been Hearing A Lot Lately
Headline B: Let's Clear Up 3 Lies We've Been Hearing A Lot Lately (If We Don't, I Fear The Worst For The Planet)


Headline A: Joseph Gordon Levitt Isn't Afraid To Admit He's A Feminist. Now He Wants To Take It A Step Further.
Headline B: This Famous Actor Steps Up His Feminism Game In A New Video Release


Headline A: A White Dude Stood Up And Said Some Stuff He Really Should Have Worn A Hood For
Headline B: A White Guy Stood Up And Said Some Stuff He Really Shoulda Worn A Hood For


Headline A: Not To Be Dramatic, But The U.S. Is Literally Playing With Fire
Headline B: Soooo, That Whole Climate Change Thing Feels Like It Just Got Worse.


Headline A: You Don't Normally Hear This Stuff Outside Of The Bedroom. Maybe That's The Problem.
Headline B: Young Parents From MTV's '16 & Pregnant' Get Quizzed On Sex Ed Stuff. Would You Pass?


Headline A: The Next Time You Talk About Abortion, Make Sure You Know These Numbers
Headline B: Odds Are You Know Someone Who Has Had An Abortion. These Numbers Say A Lot.


Headline A: Watch A Child Star Be Really Good At Being Obnoxious For The Sake Of Everyone's Dignity
Headline B: The Fact That She Can’t Stick To The Script Is A Metaphor. Or Is It Simile? Definitely One Of Those.


Headline A: Watch Strangers Step In When A Man Physically Assaults A Woman. Watch Them Laugh When It's Reversed.
Headline B: When We React Differently To Abuse Based On The Victim's Gender, We're Doing It Wrong


Headline A: Have You Heard Of Yasuní? It's A Majestic Place, But Maybe Not For Long.
Headline B: See Why Jared Leto Is Calling In A Quick Favor For Some Friends In A Special Place


Headline A: You Watched A Clip On Upworthy...And Then It Won A F*#&ing Oscar
Headline B: How Your Clicks Led To Oscar Gold


Headline A: Considering Going On A Diet? Hold That Thought And Watch This First.
Headline B: Here's Why You Might Want To Reconsidering Going On That Diet


Headline A: What If We Used Our Privilege To Change The World In Small But Powerful Ways?
Headline B: Minga — (Noun), Cooperative, Communal Labor. 'We Need A School Built. Let's Gather The Minga!'


Headline A: These Are Hard To Watch, But The Message? Priceless.
Headline B: When People Die On The Job In ‘Accidents,’ What Really Happens?


Headline A: Want Good Karma? Here’s How Some People Get It While They Eat.
Headline B: One Way To Eat Out Every Weekend And Feel Absolutely, Positively No Shame


Headline A: How Do You Know If You Have Depression? Hear This Woman Explain How She Found Out
Headline B: That Sadness You Feel? There May Be A Deeper Explanation To It


Headline A: First, I Learned A New Word. Then, I Saw What They Were Doing. Wow.
Headline B: He Listed Off All The Things That Could Be Done With My $3 And I Was Like, 'No Way.' But Yes Way.


Headline A: Not Only Is There A Glass Ceiling, It's Also Tinted
Headline B: Further Proof That Being Born A White Man Is A Bit Like Hitting The Lottery


Headline A: Maybe She's Born With It ... Maybe It's Maybelline's Brand New Latex Urethane Rubber Mask
Headline B: LOL: Maybe She's Born With It ... Maybe It's A Latex Urethane Rubber Mask From Maybelline


Headline A: I Didn't Know 35,000 Walrus Could Make Me Despair For The Future Of Humanity, But That Just Happened
Headline B: 1 Shocking Photo Is Evidence That It May Be Too Late To Save The World From Catastrophe


Headline A: A News Anchor Gives Anti-Gay Americans A History Lesson About One Of America's Greatest Songs
Headline B: A News Anchor Reminds Americans Who Want Everyone To 'Speak American' Where Many Of Us Came From


Headline A: The Science Guy Gets Bullied, And Puts The Bullies In Their Place
Headline B: It's A Bird! It's A Car! It's The Answer To Climate Change!


Headline A: Know Any Over-Achievers That Are Fretting How They Haven't Yet Done Anything Great? Show Them This.
Headline B: Inspiring Video That Proves That As Long As We're Alive, We Can Do Amazing Things


Headline A: Ever Heard Of ‘Jim Crow’? You Probably Have. Here’s Why It’s Back, Worse Than Ever.
Headline B: Why The System Of Justice We Have Is Designed To Fail


Headline A: An Old Comedian Is Shown A Piece Of Paper That Wisconsin Gave To Voters And Freaks Out
Headline B: An Old Comedian Is Shown A Piece Of Paper That Wisconsin Actually Gave To Voters And Freaks Out


Headline A: He starts talking, and I'm thinking … groan. But he quickly gets me. I see what you did there.
Headline B: A bankruptcy lawyer shows up at a 'right-to-work' hearing. Believe it or not, hilarity ensues.


Headline A: No Need To Be Pregnant To Realize How Crazy Inappropriate These Questions Sound
Headline B: You Don’t Need To Be Knocked Up To Realize How Inappropriate These Questions Are


Headline A: Ladies, Consider This Your Revenge For Centuries Of Painful Childbirth
Headline B: If Every Congressman Had To Take This Test, Birth Control Would Be 100% Free For All Tomorrow


Headline A: We Can Save The Lives Of 1.4 Million Moms With Just 3 Good, Affordable Drugs
Headline B: A Lot Can Go Wrong In Childbirth, But $1.53 Could Mean The Difference Between Life And Death


Headline A: If You Were Wondering What No Choice Looks Like, This Jazz Singer Can Tell You
Headline B: If You Were Wondering What No Choice Looks Like, She Can Tell You.


Headline A: A One-Minute Mash-Up Shows A Frightening Similarity Between Art And Life
Headline B: A Tragic Event Caught On Video Played Out Like A Horrific Scene From A 25-Year-Old Movie


Headline A: One little girl took pictures of her school lunches. The Internet responded — and so did the school.
Headline B: She took pictures of her school lunches. The Internet responded — and so did the school.


Headline A: The Lengths One Fantastic Underwear Company Went To Be Inclusive Is Sweet And Impressive
Headline B: Why Is A Feminine Product Company Reaching Out To Men Who Use Its Stuff? Because They Rock.


Headline A: Here's One Of The Best Reasons Not To Hate Rats I've Ever Seen
Headline B: See Why Rats Are The Perfect Little Heroes For This War-Torn Country


Headline A: A Cartoon That Explains The Really Big Thing Our Government Is About To Screw Up
Headline B: The Best Reason To Add Your Name To A List Since The Time You Signed Up For Free Yoga Lessons


Headline A: Cable Giants Don't Want You To Know Anything About *This Way* Of Getting Faster Internet
Headline B: Your Cable Company Doesn't Want You To Know There's A Cheap Way To Have Way Faster Internet


Headline A: These Folks Are Having So Much Fun Travel Planning They’re Thinking Ahead To 2050!
Headline B: Next Time Someone Says Climate Change Is A Good Thing, Share These With Them.


Headline A: If You Think We All Have The Same Financial Opportunity You Need To See These 3 Minutes
Headline B: Getting Ahead In America Can Be Easier For Some People, But I’m Not Excited By Why That's True


Headline A: If Horrific Images Of Feedlots Haven’t Lowered Your Meat Consumption Yet, These Numbers Might Do It.
Headline B: Remember Mystery Meat? The Facts Behind It Won't Make It Any More Appetizing.


Headline A: The Terrifying Oncoming Reality They're Trying To Warn Us About Through One Funny Sketch
Headline B: The Terrifying Warning As Told Through One Funny Sketch


Headline A: Growing A Garden Isn’t Just For Farmers, Retirees And Hipsters. Here’s How You Can Do It.
Headline B: Growing Food Ain’t Just For Farmers. This Two-Minute Class Will Get You Started.


Headline A: The Unfortunate Reason Why America Circumcises Baby Boys
Headline B: The Guy Who Invented Corn Flakes Was Trying To Ruin Your Sex Life


Headline A: A Mother’s Career Was Hurting Her Daughter. How They’ve Teamed Up Now Is Inspiring.
Headline B: They Love Beauty But Hate Fashion, So They’re Starting A Style Revolution


Headline A: Stupid Law Says No Gay Marriage? Google Says Challenge Accepted.
Headline B: Put A Ring On It: Gloriously Gay Video Chats For A More Wonderous World


Headline A: Watch The People At This Party Get Quite An Unexpected Lesson About Shots
Headline B: Watch The People At This Party Get Quite An Unexpected Lesson


Headline A: Cravability: How Food Corporations Keep Us Coming Back For More
Headline B: If You Needed A Better Excuse To Start Cooking More Meals At Home, Here's One For You


Headline A: The Key To Solving Climate Change Has Been Staring Us In The Face Since 1953. How Embarrassing.
Headline B: This Guy Offers A Few Solid Solutions To Global Warming. One Is Disagreeing About The Solution.


Headline A: What Shouldn’t I Do When I Approach Someone With Depression? Let These Drawings With A Dog Show You.
Headline B: How To Handle A Black Dog, If That Black Dog Were Sadness


Headline A: Making Jewelry Makes Her Happy. It’s Also Helping To Heal Her War-Torn Home.
Headline B: Life Under The Taliban Was Ugly For Storai. Her Life After It Is All About Making Beauty.


Headline A: They're Women Out To Kill ISIS. And They're Called Them Peshmerga.
Headline B: They're Iraqi. They're Women. And They're Out To Kill ISIS.


Headline A: A Little Girl Uses A Ton Of Marijuana. For A Really Good Reason. Great, Where's The Kleenex?
Headline B: A Little Girl Uses A Ton Of Marijuana For A Really Good Reason. She Might Make You Cry Too.


Headline A: An Amazing Look At What Your Car Can Do Without You. 2:30 Made Me Squeal A Little.
Headline B: I'd Entrust My Life To This Robot Any Day Of The Week


Headline A: A Fan Asked Patrick Stewart A Question He Doesn't Always Get. I Wasn't Expecting This Answer.
Headline B: A Brave Fan Asks Patrick Stewart A Question He Doesn't Usually Get And Is Given A Beautiful Answer


Headline A: He Was Sick Of Racists Crying ‘Free Speech,’ So He Grabbed A Mic And Free Speech'd Right Back
Headline B: A Comedian's Rant About Freedom Of Speech Is Pure Hilarious Amazingness


Headline A: 1 Minute Of Brilliance: What It Really Meant To Drop The Bombs On Hiroshima And Nagasaki
Headline B: Howard Zinn: What It Really Meant To Drop The Bombs On Hiroshima And Nagasaki


Headline A: Ass-Backward Hillbillies Are Old News. Check Out Some Ass-Forward Ones.
Headline B: Are You Sick Of Ass-Backward Hillbillies? Check Out Some Ass-Forward Ones.


Headline A: A 3-Year-Old Discusses Who She Is Going To Marry And Gives Us A Better Answer Than Many 30-Year-Olds
Headline B: A 3-Year-Old Discusses Who She's Going To Marry And Gives A Way Better Answer Than Many 30-Year-Olds


Headline A: What Happens When You Have To Figure Out Dad Stuff Without One Of Your Own?
Headline B: Here’s What Happens When You Have To Figure Out Dad Stuff Without One Of Your Own


Headline A: These Women Didn't Give Up Their Kids When They Went To Jail. What They Forced Them To Do Was Worse.
Headline B: The Only Thing More Heartbreaking Than Giving Her Their Kids? Not Giving Them To Her.


Headline A: Watch Some Very Smart People Give 1 Line Each On Why Race Still Matters.
Headline B: Some Smart People Were Asked Why Race Still Matters. Here Are Their 1 Sentence Answers.


Headline A: At Age 18, She Was Finally Free. But Not For The Reasons You'd Think.
Headline B: Why She Was Trapped Under A Wig For 18 Years, And How She Got Free


Headline A: This. This. Is Why We Don't Let Ladies Write TV Shows.
Headline B: What If Your Favorite Sitcoms Were Rewritten By Feminists?


Headline A: Banned From The Front Row At Oprah Because They Had The Wrong Eye Color. Really.
Headline B: They Were Confused And Frustrated That Having The Wrong Eye Color Kept Them From Oprah's Front Row


Headline A: Two People Fall In Love And Dance And Get Married And The Song Is Beautiful. I'm Happy.
Headline B: A Marriage Equality PSA That Will Make You Feel All Warm And Fuzzy Inside


Headline A: You May Have Blown Out The Candles And Wished For Peace, But Malala Takes It To A Whole New Level
Headline B: She's An Icon The World Over And She's Using Her Birthday For A Really Important Cause


Headline A: That Time A College Kid With 2 Moms Called Out Some Anti-Gay Politicians In The Nicest Way Possible
Headline B: A State House Decided To Try To Void His 2 Moms Marriage. So He Showed Up At Their House.


Headline A: Something Happened In December Of 2013, That Is Having Huge Repercussions For An Entire Continent
Headline B: A Bunch Of Blokes Are Pretty Upset Right Now, And You Should Be, Too


Headline A: Brooke Axtell. You May Not Know Her, But You May Know Someone Who Needs To Hear Her Grammy Speech.
Headline B: One Moment At The Grammys Stood Out. An Abuse Survivor Took The Stage And Everyone Noticed.


Headline A: Three Kids With An Extra Chromosome Explain Their Condition And Offer A Look Into Their Lives
Headline B: Whether You Know A Lot Or Exactly Nothing About Down Syndrome, You'll Learn From These 3 Kids


Headline A: If This Is Just An Innocent Conversation About Dating Then A Hummer Is Just A Car
Headline B: Watch A Hilarious Skit Illustrating The Stereotypes We Assign Eachother In The Dating World


Headline A: A Father Wrote His Kid 14 Things To Always Remember
Headline B: A Father Wrote His Kid 14 Things To Always Remember. And I Forget 9 Of Them Every Day.


Headline A: A Comment About Her Dog That Has This Girl  Raising Her Eyebrows And Shaking Her Head
Headline B: What You Don't Wanna Say About This Little Girl's Dog, Unless You Want *That* Look


Headline A: When Global Warming Caused A Disaster In Their Town, They Decided To Do Something About It
Headline B: When CNN And The Weather Channel Left Town, These Folks Jumped In To Help Clean Up


Headline A: This CEO Got Mistaken For Kitchen Help. But Instead Of Getting Angry, She Turned It Into This.
Headline B: Close Your Eyes. Imagine A Room of CEOs. What Do You See?


Headline A: 38% Of Americans Are Lucky Enough To Know Someone With This
Headline B: These Are Just Some Of The People Living With An Extra Chromosome. And Rocking It.


Headline A: Did You Know You Probably Waste $371 A Year On Food You Don’t Eat?
Headline B: The Foodie Trend For 2015 That Isn't About Bacon Or Brussel Sprouts


Headline A: 1 Poster Missed The Mark About Sexual Assault, So Someone Corrected The Problem Like A Boss
Headline B: Um, Talk About Missing The Mark. Good Thing She Was There To Correct This Batched Poster About Rape.


Headline A: Who’s Really To Blame For The Ridiculous Amounts Of Trash We Produce?
Headline B: Why 1 Coffee Shop Tried Making It Harder For People To Get Coffee


Headline A: A Story Of Abuse Comes From An Unexpected Place. But Really, No Place Should Be Expected, Should It?
Headline B: This Is An Important Hashtag On Twitter, But It’s So Different Hearing This Out Loud


Headline A: Watch A Classroom Of Kids Learn In 2 Days What Most Of Us Can't Learn In A Lifetime.
Headline B: This Teacher Made Her 3rd Graders Hate Each Other, For The Best Reason Imaginable.


Headline A: How One Legendary Sitcom Handled Date Rape In The 80's Makes Me Wish I Had SinBad On Speed Dial
Headline B: An 80's Sitcom Tackles A Heavy Subject With So Much Grace, That I Don't Mind The Flat Tops


Headline A: One Thing To Keep In Mind Every Time You Approach A Sink
Headline B: This Is A Beautiful Example Of How Playing It Safe Can Be Easier And Cost Less Too


Headline A: 3 Important Moments From The 2015 SAG Awards That Deserve Our Attention
Headline B: Why Are These TV Award Winners Such A Big Deal? Take A Closer Look.


Headline A: This Minimum-Wage Timeline Video Is Addictive. I Understand New Things Every Time I Watch It.
Headline B: It's Not Rocket Science. Apparently We Figured Out How To Help Working People Before. Like This.


Headline A: Here’s Why America Should Be Very Ashamed Of Its ‘Justice’ System But Very Proud Of Its Comedians
Headline B: Hilarious Shame: America Should Be Furious About Its ‘Justice’ System But Proud Of Its Comedians


Headline A: Her Daughter's School Hosts A "Mother's Tea" Every Week. Here's Why That Not A Good Idea.
Headline B: She Told Her Daughter That She Might Quit Her Job. She'll Never Forget The 12 Year Old's Reply.


Headline A: Pollution Can't Be Racist, Can It? Well Actually ...
Headline B: If You Live In One Of These Cities (Or, Y'know, Anywhere), You'll Want To See These Pollution Graphs


Headline A: I'd heard of Kid President but never saw him before this. That guy is fantastic.
Headline B: Yeah, he said it: You're awesome. This is as hilarious as it is inspiring. Which is very.


Headline A: How This Guy Manages To Be Insulting By Acting As Nice As He Possibly Can Is Genius
Headline B: This Parody Manages To Be Offensive—By Being As Inoffensive As Possible. That Is Genius.


Headline A: This Is Your Brain. This Is Your Brain On Book Steroids.
Headline B: This Is Your Brain. This Is Your Brain On Fiction.


Headline A: My Heart Went 'Oof' When A Prisoner-Of-War Talked About Torture
Headline B: It Broke My Heart To Listen To This Speech. But I Stand By Everything He Said.


Headline A: Here Are 17,000 Things I'd Like Removed From My Backyard Before They Kill Me
Headline B: Here Are 17,000 Things I'd Like Removed From My Backyard


Headline A: Shaking Hands With Old People? Just Another Day In The Life Of A Politician.
Headline B: A Politician Pretends To Like Old People For 10 Seconds


Headline A: Think It’s Impossible To Empower Girls With Dresses, Makeovers And Selfies? Think Again.
Headline B: These 7 Girls Took "Grown Up" Pictures And The Results Are Pretty Inspiring


Headline A: Everything The Media Does To Manipulate You Into Buying Junk You Don't Need In 1 Perfect Commercial
Headline B: What If I Were To Tell You That The Media Has A Bunch Of Really Simple Ways To Manipulate You?


Headline A: Ever heard of the Battle of Blair Mountain? The U.S. Army bombed its own citizens. Not kidding.
Headline B: 60 years after the Civil War came the bloodiest uprising since: The West Virginia Mine Wars.


Headline A: When A Teen Has To Ask Whether He Can Eat Veggies, It's Safe To Say We Need More Of These Programs
Headline B: Without Vegetables, Some Of These Kids Say They Might Be Dead Or In Jail


Headline A: Do You Know The Truth About The Connection Between Vaccines And Autism? HINT: There Is No Connection
Headline B: Do You Know The Truth About The Connection Between Vaccines And Autism? HINT: Science Knows.


Headline A: You've Seen His Face Before, But What He's Saying This Time Is So Timely
Headline B: Sometimes, Listening To A 10 Year Old Is So Necessary. Especially If You Want To Change the World.


Headline A: Hearing These Kittens Talk (Yes Talk) Was The Most Smile-Inducing 30 Seconds Of My Day
Headline B: Get Ready To Be Like 'Awwwe' For 30 Seconds Straight While Hearing These Kittens Talk


Headline A: How An Underwater Lawyer Is Working To Stop A Shakespearian Tragedy Of Epic Proportions
Headline B: Using The Power Of Law To Fight Against An Underwater Shakespearian Tragedy


Headline A: If Every Student's Education Is Important, Why Does This School Policy Say Otherwise?
Headline B: When Bra Straps Are Deemed 'Distracting', Then What's That Say About The Curriculum?


Headline A: The World Wide Web was launched 25 years ago. Where has it taken you?
Headline B: Morse code. The telephone. Fax machine. None of them compare to the World Wide Web.


Headline A: If There Were A 'Dad Of The Year' Award, This Guy Might Win It
Headline B: Men Asked Him What Guns He Uses To Get Boys Away From His Daughter. Hear His Response.


Headline A: This Rock Star Suffered From Severe Depression. But That's Not Why He Hated These Fans.
Headline B: I Hate When Rock Stars Complain About Their Fans. But Not When They Do It Like This.


Headline A: The Truth About Ourselves Is So Much Better Than The Perception We Sometimes Have
Headline B: What Do You See When You Look In The Mirror? If It's Not The Truth, It's Time To Work On That.


Headline A: The 14 Stunning Photographs Of What Love Looks Like Around The World
Headline B: The 14 Stunning Photographs That Capture Love Perfectly


Headline A: A Preview Of Show and Tell In 2025 Is Also A Look Into Our Planet's Future
Headline B: If This Is What Classrooms Look Like In 2025, Then Our Planet Is In Serious Trouble


Headline A: Daniel Radcliffe Has A Poignant Response To A Reporter That Tells Him It's Weird She Finds Him Sexy
Headline B: This Famous Actor Has A Poignant Response To A Reporter That Tells Him It's Weird She Finds Him Sexy


Headline A: How Many People Do You Know Who Are Not 100% Straight Or Gay? More Then You Think.
Headline B: It's Rare To Find Anything That's 100% All The Time. That Includes Sexual Identity.


Headline A: A massive, global protest is going down today. You should know why.
Headline B: These photos from around the world should scare the pants off of McDonald's and Walmart.


Headline A: I Love The Taste Of Social Responsibility In The Morning
Headline B: It's Crazy That We've Been Doing Business The Same Way For Over 200 Years. Here's A New Way.


Headline A: How To Make Sure You're One Of The Good Ones
Headline B: Don't Watch This If You Don't Really Care About Being One Of The Good Ones


Headline A: Some Doctors Say They’re Not As Safe, But It’s Not True. They Don’t Want The Competition.
Headline B: Most Doctor Visits Don’t Require Such Spendy Care. Nurse Practitioners Get The Job Done For Less.


Headline A: Congressman Makes Up Pretend Science To Justify Controlling Women In The Creepiest Way Imaginable
Headline B: Watch A Congressman Who Wants To Control Women's Biology Fail To Understand Biology At All


Headline A: 7 Ways To Figure Out When You’re Being Brainwashed
Headline B: Guilt, Transformation, Bandwagon. Find Out How To Spot Them.


Headline A: Why We Need More Women In Science, Technology, Electronics, And Math
Headline B: Clean Energy. Women In Science. What’s Not To Like?


Headline A: Like Being A Woman In America Isn't Hard Enough, Now We Have To Worry About This?
Headline B: If Every State Did This One Thing, More Women Would Be Alive Today


Headline A: Do the Oscars have a race problem? Here's some things you may not have considered.
Headline B: Do the Oscars have a race problem? The answer is complicated.


Headline A: When Frat Dudes Gather To Watch 2 Girls Make Out, They End Up...Crying?
Headline B: When Frat Bros Gather To Watch 2 Girls Make Out, They End Up Being Sensitive Gentlemen.


Headline A: Are You Tired Of Being Single On Valentine's Day? Don't Worry. Math Is Here To Help.
Headline B: What Are The Odds That You'll Be Single Forever? This Guy Will Tell You.


Headline A: Robin Williams Struggled With Severe Depression And We Lost Him
Headline B: It's Time To Talk About The Illness Claiming Brilliant Human Beings Like Robin Williams


Headline A: 5 People Want You To Understand 5 Ways They See Red
Headline B: 5 Ways Red Brings Up Thoughts, Memories, And Feelings From 5 Different People


Headline A: All The Things You Think About Feminism Are Probably Pretend Things. Just Sayin'.
Headline B: If Feminism Scares You, Then You Are In The Wrong Movie Theatre


Headline A: They Canceled Class Today — All The Teachers Got Arrested While Protesting For Voting Rights
Headline B: This Historian Is Being Arrested Because He Believes In Voting Rights


Headline A: Nobody warned her about what her body would do after she had a baby. She was mad, but now she's talking.
Headline B: The super weird, yet totally normal way your body behaves after pregnancy.


Headline A: We May Be Planning To Enjoy The Winter Games, But For Some People This Is Absolutely No Fun
Headline B: Planning To Enjoy The Winter Games? For Some People It's Absolutely No Fun.


Headline A: She Calls Her Rarely Seen Body Type 'The Model Of The Future' And It's Got People Talking
Headline B: Meet The Real Life Bionic Woman Who's Redefining What It Means To Be Beautiful


Headline A: Are You A Woman Who Struggles With Smiling?
Headline B: These Women Struggled To Smile At Strangers. You Will Totally Believe What Happens Next.


Headline A: Robin William's Death Inspired This Guy To Share A Powerful, Necessary Message On Depression
Headline B: In Response To Robin William's Death, The Most Intimate Description Of Depression I’ve Ever Heard


Headline A: Learn how this man came along for the ride to the planet he discovered
Headline B: The man who discovered Pluto is about to become the first person to visit it


Headline A: Yeah, About Getting All The Food The We Can Produce Now Into Actual Hungry Mouths
Headline B: For An Advanced Civilization, We’re Pretty Uncivilized About Food


Headline A: The Food Is Good, But The Service Is Priceless
Headline B: 27,000 People Say There Is Definitely Such Thing As A Free Lunch


Headline A: Watch This Family Say Right Into The Camera What They Think Of Each Other
Headline B: Watch A Stressed Out Mother Hear Exactly What Her Kid Thinks Of Her


Headline A: They Went To Rescue A Hurt Little Dog Hiding In A Bush. What They Found Was A Big Surprise.
Headline B: They Went To Rescue A Scared Dog With An Injured Eye. What They Found Was A Big Surprise.


Headline A: A Bunch Of Happy White People Who Think They Speak For God Go To Uganda And Totally Misrepresent Him
Headline B: A Movie About Some Perky Plucky White People Going To Africa And Preaching The Good Word. Of Hate.


Headline A: Why You Need To Go Solar In Order To Make It Rain
Headline B: Why Going Off The Grid Isn’t Just For Conspiracy Theorists Anymore


Headline A: We Should Never Forget The Ones Who Stood Up To Brutal Aggression And Died. And Won.
Headline B: They Were Terrified That Their Way Of Life Was About To End. And They Should Have Been.


Headline A: The women sit in a circle and put money in a box. Then they do it again the next week. It's genius.
Headline B: When there are no banks, you gotta take matters into your own box. These women are onto something.


Headline A: A Video From The Future Explains What Happens When You Let Your Boss Decide On Women's Birth Control
Headline B: Who Do You Want Deciding Your Sex Life? You Or Hobby Lobby? And What Are Your Hobbies?


Headline A: Congrats To Baltimore PD On Reaching 50K Twitter Followers! Now, About Those Brutality Issues...
Headline B: When A Police Department Cheered A Twitter Milestone, They Probably Weren't Expecting This Response


Headline A: I’d Heard Of Dyslexia, But It’s Actually Kinda Cool What It Is, And There's An Even Cooler Solution.
Headline B: If Letters Swap Places As You Read Them, You May Be Dyslexic. This’ll Nail Them Down.


Headline A: Once upon a time (really recently) designers didn’t want black people wearing their clothes
Headline B: Never black enough, never white enough, never enough? She calls 'bullshit.'


Headline A: See What Happens When 3 Black Women Ask People To Touch Their Hair
Headline B: What Happens When Black Women Ask White People To Bring Their "Ignorance AND Their Pain" To A Conversation?


Headline A: This Celebrity Woman Told This Famous Newsman Just How Wrong He Was. At The End, She Was So Right.
Headline B: Many People Feel Like The The Lady From True Blood. Many Other People Still Don't Get It.


Headline A: Share This With Anyone Who Thinks Living Life Right Can Only Happen If You're The Right Size
Headline B: Share This With Your Friend If They're Ever Like 'Ugh, My Body Is Gross'


Headline A: If The Prime Minister Of Sweden Actually Has To Deal With This, Consider Me Impressed
Headline B: Semi-NSFW: Things America Desperately Needs To Learn From Sweden


Headline A: This Actress Doesn't Believe In 'Post-Racial' And Here's Why She's Spot On
Headline B: Kerry Washington Says There's Nothing Wrong With Being Different And I Couldn't Agree More


Headline A: Bill Gates Needs Your Help To Give Away Some Of His Money
Headline B: An Gripping Message That Made Me Not Want To Look Away. I Hope It Does The Same For You.


Headline A: Russia's Already Won A Gold Medal In The Darkest Part Of Sochi's Olympic Games
Headline B: Russia's Already Won A Gold Medal In The Sochi Games. The Darkest Part.


Headline A: 1 Really Important Reason Why Ferguson Doesn't Trust The Police That You Might Not Have Considered
Headline B: A 14-Year-Old Kid In Ferguson Says More With A Marker And A Piece Of Paper Than All The Media Did


Headline A: You Think I Should Move To Canada If I Don't Like It Here? No Way. That Place Is Dangerous.
Headline B: You Think I Should Move To Canada If I Don't Like It Here? No Way. That Place Is Scary.


Headline A: Two Photographers Visited The Gulf Of California. I Love What They Saw.
Headline B: Here Is Where The Desert And The Sea Embrace, And The Result Is Gorgeous


Headline A: Their Uncle Is In Prison For The Rest Of His Natural Life Because Our Laws Are Broken
Headline B: These Kids Don't Have An Uncle Anymore Because Of A Plastic Baggy


Headline A: It's Time To Talk About The Real F@*$ing Illness Claiming Brilliant Human Beings Like Robin Williams
Headline B: The Time Has Come To Talk About The Illness Claiming Incredible Human Beings Like Robin Williams


Headline A: How A Barbaric Practice That's Been Banned In 28 Countries Still Happens To 25% Of American Cats
Headline B: How Cat Owners Are Being Duped Into Paying For A (Mostly) Cosmetic Surgery For Their Cats


Headline A: Complicated Interventions Aren't Always The Answer. Sometimes You Just Need Sticks And A Bucket.
Headline B: An Incredibly Simple Solution — Invovling 3 Sticks, A Nail, And a Bucket — For A Very Deadly Problem


Headline A: People Who Think This Is An Ordinary Airport Have No Idea What’s Really Happening Here
Headline B: Most People Flying In And Out Of This Airport Have No Idea What’s Really Happening Here


Headline A: Your Partner Could See This App On Your Phone And Have No Idea What It Is. And That's The Point.
Headline B: Your Boyfriend Could See This App On Your Phone And Never Guess What It Is. And That's The Point.


Headline A: Rosario Dawson And I Have Something Very Important In Common
Headline B: This Famous Actress Doesn't HAVE To Do This, But I'm So Glad She Is


Headline A: Sure, She's Made Of Paper, But That Didn't Stop Her From Loading Up On Plastic
Headline B: She Started Out As A Vintage Doll, By The End She Was Almost Unrecognizable


Headline A: So After Her Story, Can We Stop Thinking That Girls Aren't As Good At Sports As Boys?
Headline B: Meet The Newest Girl To Defy Stereotypes And Shock The Sports World


Headline A: Mosquitoes Are Total Discriminatory Jerks And Here's The Proof You Need To See
Headline B: Hey Divided America, I Found 1 Thing We Can All Agree On: Our Hatred For These Bloodsuckers


Headline A: What The Waitstaff At One Canadian Restaurant Is Teaching Their Customers - About Ordering
Headline B: What The Waitstaff At One Restaurant Is Teaching Their Customers - About Ordering


Headline A: A Couple Gave Their Son A Cute Little Puppy. So Why Am I Sorta Creeped Out?
Headline B: Seriously? There's A Service To Swap Your Older Dog For A New Pup? Unbelievable.


Headline A: Hey Justin Bieber: This Guy Has A Warning For You.
Headline B: Hear A Message From A Dead American King To A Fallen Canadian Prince


Headline A: Scientists Mapped 8,000 Galaxies Surrounding Us And Found This Amazing Discovery
Headline B: Scientists Mapped 8,000 Galaxies Surrounding Us And Found *This* Amazing Discovery


Headline A: How To Avoid Being An Unintentional Jackass While You're Helping Someone Who Needs It
Headline B: Are You White Or Straight Or A Man? Here's How Not To Be Super Terrible At Helping The Rest Of Us.


Headline A: A Room Full Of Humans Got A Taste Of The Real World And Most Of Them Got Offended And Had To Leave
Headline B: People Had A Hard Time Watching A Game That Got Way Too Real


Headline A: Possibly The Most Important Thing To Remember While You Spend All Your Money This Holiday
Headline B: 5 Reasons You Should Stop Spending Money On Yourself Right Now


Headline A: The Story Behind One Of The Best Before And After Photos I've Ever Seen
Headline B: She Used to Hate Her Body. Then She Gained Weight And Fell In Love With It.


Headline A: Don't Be That Guy: 5 Things Some Dudes Need To Stop Doing
Headline B: Don't Be That Guy: 5 Things Some Dudes Need To Stop Doing To Women


Headline A: What's in a name? According to the food industry, not that much.
Headline B: Here's How The Food Industry Is Punking Us. Trust Me, I'm Not Happy About It.


Headline A: The Creepy Reason People Never Used To Say ... 'I'm Feeling Kinda Down Today'
Headline B: When Not Having The Perfect Balance Of The '4 Humors' Could Get You Locked Up For Life


Headline A: How To Keep Those Eyeballs Happy When Constantly Staring At A Screen
Headline B: Digital Stuff And Eyesight: Friends Or Foes?


Headline A: It started with extras from her pantry for neighbor kids. Then it spread like smiles on a sunny day.
Headline B: It started with extras from her pantry for neighborhood kids. Then it set the neighborhood afire.


Headline A: Outsiders Said ‘Scrap This Place.’  The People Had Given Up, But They Were Not About To Be Erased.
Headline B: Ex-Slaves Settled This Town. It Almost Disappeared Forever. Watch What Brought It Back To Life.


Headline A: A Celeb Decides To Be On Both Sides Of A Heated Debate And Gets Schooled By... Fox News?
Headline B: A Celeb Decides To Be On Both Sides Of A Heated Debate And Gets Schooled By Fox News


Headline A: HIV Has Killed Almost 36 Million People, But I Bet You've Never Heard The Real Origin Story
Headline B: AIDS Has Killed Almost 36 Million People, But I Bet You've Never Heard The Real Origin Story


Headline A:  A Strategy To Combat Crime That McGruff Wished He Thought Of
Headline B: A Strategy That Might Actually Take A Bite Out Of Crime


Headline A: Imagine Obeying Speed Limits For Fun?  Yes, Please.
Headline B: Imagine A World Where Speeders Get Tickets And People Who Obey The Law Get AWESOME


Headline A: Fact: Some Women Need Prostate Exams. But They're Not Getting Them For A Reason I Didn't Expect.
Headline B: How Would You Feel If You Couldn't Get Basic Medical Procedures Just Because Of Your Identity?


Headline A: Awful Religious Stereotypes? Shattered. By Two Girls And One Absolutely Stunning Performance.
Headline B: Hateful Religious Stereotypes? Shattered. By Two Girls And One Absolutely Stunning Performance.


Headline A: The Facts About Ebola Are So Much More Interesting Than The Panic About Ebola
Headline B: The Facts About Ebola Are So Much More Important Than The Panic About Ebola


Headline A: Not All Kids Have An Opportunity To Be Kids. But Change Is Happening.
Headline B: Some Countries Don't Have Enough Laws Against Child Slavery. Want To See That Change?


Headline A: Hearing Neil deGrasse Tyson Talk About Space Makes Me Proud. Then It Makes Me Mad.
Headline B: Hearing Him Talk About Space Makes Me Proud. Then It Makes Me Mad.


Headline A: This animation is the best, most non-confrontational way to talk about privilege
Headline B: This animation is a great, non-confrontational way to talk about privilege


Headline A: Check Out The Idea That's Got President Clinton’s Seal Of Approval
Headline B: Check Out The Idea That's Got This Guy's Seal Of Approval


Headline A: Sex Is Everywhere. Like, Everywhere. Except Here (Probably).
Headline B: No Sexual Desire? No Problem! Xoxo, The Asexual Movement


Headline A: Fluoride In The Water: Let's Put This Conspiracy To Rest
Headline B: Now You Can Say, 'Yes. I Know What's In My Water, Thanks'


Headline A: Wages For Restaurant Workers Have Stayed The Same Or Gone Down, But CEO Pay Has Gone The Other Way
Headline B: The Number 721 And What It Means To Restaurant CEOs


Headline A: Not Another Story From Afghanistan — A GREAT Story From Afghanistan
Headline B: Wow! Check Out One Of Afghanistan’s Best Kept Secrets.


Headline A: Ever Wonder Why There Aren't Enough Hot Women On Dating Sites? Blame The Men.
Headline B: Women Want Exactly One Kind Of Man. Unfortunately, Men Want Exactly One Kind Of Woman.


Headline A: So This Is What It Looks Like When A Senator Shames You For Failing At Your Basic Job Duties
Headline B: The Guy In Charge Of Regulating Student Loans Companies Disappoints A Senator By Not Regulating


Headline A: Many delightful words start with the letter 'R.' Robust. Rhubarb. Rubenesque. So why use this one?
Headline B: Some words need to be "retired" from our language. Here's my #1 choice.


Headline A: That moment when you stereotype what a “tough” neighborhood looks like and you are so wrong.
Headline B: These paintings belong in a museum, but are doing so much more by not being in one.


Headline A: Is Some Comedic Genius Making Fox News A Living Parody Of Itself Now?
Headline B: It's Official — Fox News Just Hit Rock Bottom. Hard And Repeatedly.


Headline A: This bank doesn't store any money, 'cause what it has is PRICELESS. Can you guess?
Headline B: Forget food groups. There are only 4 foods we mainly eat — and that's not a good thing.


Headline A: Many stories about having a baby are heartwarming. Hers is unthinkable.
Headline B: A lot of stories about having a baby are heartwarming. Hers is devastating.


Headline A: These Guys Figured Out Where The Internet Was So They Could Take It And Give It To Everyone
Headline B: It Looked Like A Protest, But It Really Was An Incubator For Some Crazy Technological Advances


Headline A: You Know Those Jerks That Merge Into Traffic At The Last Moment? You Should Be One Of Those Jerks.
Headline B: Why Robot-Driven Cars Could Be The Best Thing Possible Thing For Humanity.


Headline A: Whoever Says The Power Of The Sun Won't Fit In Your Pocket Hasn’t Seen This Video
Headline B: This Tech Inventor Is Cooking Up His Version Of A Microbrewery, And It's Pretty Sweet


Headline A: She Set Up Her Webcam To Record A Dance But Ended Up Filming Something People Almost Never See
Headline B: What A Person Suffering From Severe Narcolepsy Looks Like. People Should Know What This Is Like.


Headline A: Here's The 'Rock The Vote' Video Everyone Is Talking About At The Water Cooler—If Those Still Exist
Headline B: Here's The 'Rock The Vote' Video Everyone Is Talking About, Because It's Stuck In All Of Our Heads


Headline A: I Really Thought I Was Looking At A Picture For A Second, But No, These Are Drawings
Headline B: This Woman Makes Incredibly Realistic Images Of Glaciers And Water For A Fantastic Reason


Headline A: This Desert Miracle Can Only Mean One Of Two Things: Engineers Rule, Or There Are Wizards Afoot
Headline B: This Wild Invention Brings A Whole New Meaning To The Phrase ‘Make It Rain’


Headline A: A Woman With A Baby Was Being Harassed. Find Out The Three Unlikely Words That Saved Her.
Headline B: She Wasn't Looking For A Fight When She Spoke Up. She Just Wanted To Support Her Sister.


Headline A: A Clip From A Ballet That Started A Riot (Really)
Headline B: Picasso Met His Wife Thanks To This Collaboration. And Also Experienced His First  Ballet Riot.


Headline A: A Little Girl Uses A Ton Of Marijuana For A Really Good Reason And Maybe Makes You Cry
Headline B: 1 Of The Most Prolific Users Of Marijuana Is An Adorable 6-Year-Old Girl. For A Really Good Reason.


Headline A: Every Time A Journalist Read A News Story About Deaths By Cops, He Noticed One Detail Was Always Missing
Headline B: One Detail Was Always Missing Every Time He Read About Deaths By Cops. The Reason Why Is Mind Boggling.


Headline A: At first I found myself singing along, then I realized just how messed up the lyrics were
Headline B: A Taylor Swift Oscars themed parody that's pretty damned catchy until you listen to the lyrics


Headline A: They Were Losing Pretty Badly. So They Took Off Their Shoes And Ended Up In The History Books.
Headline B: You Don't Need A Lot Of Space To Be Great. Just Ask These Boys.


Headline A: Their parents expected a cute musical, but the cows had everyone cringing
Headline B: It's a song that every 1st grader knows. But it has a dark secret.


Headline A: Why Hacking The Government Is Far More Awesome Than You Think
Headline B: Wait, So Hackers Aren't All Angry, Destructive Nerds? MIND BLOWN.


Headline A: You Know What's Outrageous? That People Were Outraged Over A Coke Ad. Listen To A Reporter Explain.
Headline B: Not That People Who Are Offended By Others Not Speaking 'American' Deserve Recognition, But...Facts!


Headline A: The Boys Thought Their Game Was Guys-Only. So Did The Girls.
Headline B: Girls Playing D&D? It's Either A Nerdy Boy's Greatest Dream Or Worst Nightmare.


Headline A: A Guy Gets An Ovation For Playing 'Chopsticks'. The Internet Stares In Amazement.
Headline B: You Know You’re Witnessing Something Special When A Guy Gets An Ovation For Playing 'Chopsticks'


Headline A: Are You Hiding Behind Silence?
Headline B: Listen To This Guy *Totally Nail* His 1st TED Talk About The Danger Of Our Own Silence


Headline A: Look, Food Stamps Shouldn't Confine You To Ramen And Fast Food
Headline B: A Delicious Collection Of Meals For Just $4 A Day? How Is That Possible?