Headline A: If I Could Build One Sci-Fi Thing, It Would Be A Teleporter. Turns Out, I Had One In My Backpack.
Headline B: This Morning, I Didn't Know What A Binaural Soundscape Was. Now All I Want To Do Is Listen To Them.


Headline A: Men And Women Disagree On Lots, But In This Case The Uterus Wins
Headline B: Men Experience The Same Feelings Women Do After An Abortion ... Whoa


Headline A: How Just One Tree Is Helping San Francisco Gain Independence
Headline B: What Do You Get When You Take A City And Add 12,000 Lemon Trees?


Headline A: The One Where The Weather Lady Starts Telling The Truth. A Little Too Much Truth, To Be Honest.
Headline B: The One Where The Weather Lady Starts Telling The Truth.


Headline A: He Made An App To Change The World, Only To Realize 2 Minutes In That It Makes Things Much Worse
Headline B: HAHA: He Made An App To Change The World, Then Realized 2 Minutes In That It Made Things Much Worse


Headline A: This Teacher Made A Video About His Star Student Trying To Get Into College. She's Not Getting In.
Headline B: His Star Student Wants To Go To College. She's Not Getting In. The Immigration System Is Broken.


Headline A: 5 Photo Essays That Show Just How Different (And The Same) We Really Are
Headline B: 5 Series of Photos Show How Spectacular Humans Around The World Actually Are


Headline A: The Secret About Cash That Much Of The Globe Already Knows About. (But No Need To Be Jealous.)
Headline B: Here's A Technology That's Disrupting The Globe — In A Good Way. You Probably Already Have It.


Headline A: Even If A Company Weren't Sponsoring This, It Would Have Still Made Us Cry
Headline B: I'm Not Crying, That's Just 7000 Miles Between A Father And His Young Son In My Eye


Headline A: Can all colleges everywhere please talk about sexual assault prevention like this one did?
Headline B: It shouldn't be a novel approach to rape prevention, but this college's email sure feels like it is!


Headline A: An Interracial Couple Walks Into A Barber Shop. People Start Talking.
Headline B: A Black Man And A White Woman Walk Into A Barber Shop. And The Prejudiced Comments Begin...


Headline A: Like Coke Or Pepsi? You Might Not Like Them As Much After You Hear What They're Doing.
Headline B: Coke? Pepsi? You Might Not Like Either After You Hear What They're Doing To Our Democracy.


Headline A: This video wants to thank you, me, and all of us for saving Earth.
Headline B: It's okay to pat ourselves on the back. Especially when we accomplished everything in this video.


Headline A: If We Love Mother Earth So Much, Why Do We Have To Try So Hard To Change Her Beautiful Face?
Headline B: The Uncomfortable Truth That Can Only Be Seen Through These Satellite Photos


Headline A: This Video Makes Me Remember Exactly Why I Went To School
Headline B: Most People Look At Him And Think He's A Football Player – Except For The Kids Who Know Better


Headline A: The Unexpected Place Our Nation's Homeless Keep Ending Up. The Reason Is Just Awful.
Headline B: What They Need Is Our Help. So Why Are We Putting Them In Jail?


Headline A: I Think I Speak For Everyone When I Say, 'Please Keep Your Genitals Out Of Our Toy Stores.' Okay?
Headline B: FLOWCHART: When It's Okay For Boys To Play With Dolls And Girls To Play With Cars


Headline A: The Best Feature Of His Multi-Million Dollar Home Is Nowhere Near It
Headline B: Here Are Three Concrete Steps You Can Take To Help Save The Bees (And Our Food Supply)


Headline A: This Young Girl Didn't See Her Life Changing Second By Second — Will You?
Headline B: Watch The Powerful Second-a-day Video That Shows What War Is Like For Children


Headline A: A Song So Powerful It Could Very Well Stop Bullets. That's The Hope, Anyway.
Headline B: A Song So Good I Almost Forgot The Terrifying Reason It Was Written


Headline A: No One Has Ever Built A Resort In The Grand Canyon. Will These Guys Be The First?
Headline B: It's The 8th World Wonder, A Sacred Place, And On Everyone's Bucket List. But They Want A Hotel.


Headline A: When he gave this speech 50 years ago, a lot of people didn’t hear it. And now we do.
Headline B: This speech is over 50 years old, but it could have been written yesterday.


Headline A: A Domestic Abuse And Trafficking Survivor Took The Stage At The Grammys And Millions Heard Her Story
Headline B: The Most Important Performance Of The Grammys Wasn't Even Music. It Was This Woman's Moving Speech.


Headline A: Baltimore Orioles exec: 'We need to keep in mind people are suffering and dying around the U.S.'
Headline B: In defense of Baltimore protesters, a local baseball executive launches into an epic Twitter rant.


Headline A: A Senator Roasts One Of The Top Banking Lobbyists After He Tries To Say Hurting Orphans Isn't So Bad
Headline B: An Anti-Consumer Bank Lobbyist Tries To Cook The Books On Camera And Gets Burned By A Senator


Headline A: Robin Williams' Advice For People Who Are Depressed Is Really Touching And You Should Hear It
Headline B: Robin Williams' Advice For People Who Are Depressed Is Really Touching And Important


Headline A: After Arkansas voted to discriminate against LGBT folks, one restaurant posted a hilarious sign.
Headline B: After Arkansas passed a law that could discriminate against LGBT folks, he posted a hilarious sign.


Headline A: Hundreds of kids arrive in Ireland and go missing. Somehow he was spared.
Headline B: His mom died. His dad was into danger. At 15 he had to escape.


Headline A: Think You Have What It Takes To Be A Teacher? Here's What That Actually Looks Like.
Headline B: If You Think That Teaching Must Be Easy As Pie, You Should Really Check Out These Hard Facts


Headline A: Tens Of Thousands Of Animals Have Been Unlucky Enough To Come Here. How Do These People Sleep?
Headline B: Thousands Of Animals Have Been Unlucky Enough To Find Themselves Here. How Do These People Sleep?


Headline A: What Happens To Your Face When You Wear Sunscreen Might Freak You Out. It Did For These People.
Headline B: What Happens When You Wear Sunscreen Might Shock You. It Did For These People.


Headline A: 90 Seconds Into The Interview, She Says 'Excuse Me,' And I Want To High Five Her Through The Screen
Headline B: It Happened 94 Years Ago, But The Way You Think It Went Down Is Probably 100% Wrong


Headline A: Wonder Woman, Spider-Man, Captain America. All These Heroes Are Awesome. There's Just One Problem.
Headline B: Wonder Woman, Spider-Man, Captain America. Besides Hero Status, What's The 1 Similarity They Have?


Headline A: Some Men Aren't Talking And Celebrities Are Asking For Change
Headline B: It's Been Said That 100% Of Men Don't Like Asking For Directions, But These Celebrities Know Something Else Men Don't Talk About


Headline A: Why Are So Many People Hurt and Wounded From These Bombs?
Headline B: Why Are The Bombs In Gaza Killing So Many People?


Headline A: There Are More Of These Than There Are Seats In Every NFL, NBA, MLB, And NHL Stadium Combined. Ugh.
Headline B: If A Security Gap At The Airport Would Freak You Out, Wait 'Til You See The One We Totally Ignore


Headline A: How Penalizing Companies Doesn't Really Matter If You Fine Them In Ways They Can Afford
Headline B: Huge Company Looks At Big Fine And Just Laughs And Laughs And Laughs


Headline A: A Little Girl Was Kicked Out Of Class Because Of What Her Mom Does. But Her Mom Will Never Stop.
Headline B: A Little Girl Was Kicked Out Of Class Because Of Her Mom's Passion. And Mom Refuses To Stop.


Headline A: A Man Asked These Folks A Quick Question About Our Education System. The Answer Shocked Them
Headline B: How Many Students In Philadelphia Schools Are Going To Graduate From College?


Headline A: You Know Who's Bad At Math? People Who Try To Use Math To Explain Why Tech Lacks Women.
Headline B: This One Goes Out To Everyone Who Has Ever Been Pretty Good at Math...'For A Girl.'


Headline A: The Obama Family Speaks Out About Racism. One Guy Goes On CNN To Explain Why It Matters.
Headline B: The Obamas Said Something Kinda Controversial, And A New York Times Columnist Has A Great Response


Headline A: 'Save our concrete' is a terrible cause. That's the point.
Headline B: A famous comedy director filmed a ridiculous protest. It's more than what it seems.


Headline A: It Might Not Be A Hip Thing To Say, But These Hipsters Are Saying It Anyway
Headline B: A Really Important Message Is Wrapped Snug And Warm In A 297 Seconds About Clothes


Headline A: If Racism Needs To Be Talked About (And It Does), Then I Nominate Her To Do More Talking
Headline B: If A Doctor Says You're Sick, You Can't Just Ignore Them. Same Thing Applies Here.


Headline A: When A Gay Man Had His First Child, I Cheered. When He Got To Have A Second, I Almost Lost It.
Headline B: When He Describes Seeing His First Baby, I Cheer. When He Gets To Baby 2, I Almost Lose It.


Headline A: Someone Taught Fox How To Use Photoshop, And The Results Are Predictably Horrible
Headline B: This Actress Will Make You Laugh, But The Photoshop Job Hollywood Pulled On Her Will Make You Cry


Headline A: The next time you enjoy donuts or ice cream, be sure you thank the orangutans.
Headline B: Two Girl Scouts spent years telling the world about palm oil. Here's what they want you to know.


Headline A: I Was So Not Prepared For This 'Sh*t People Say'
Headline B: Here's a 'Sh*t People Say' That I Wasn't Prepared For


Headline A: 7 Women Get Body-Positive For The Camera In Their Tanks And Undies
Headline B: 7 Women Are Photographed In Their Underwear And Get Real About What's Real


Headline A: You’ll Never Believe What These Adults Found In This Ball Pit
Headline B: INSPIRING! Two Strangers Take Out Their False Teeth In A Ball Pit


Headline A: A Drag Queen Schools Religious Protesters On What The Bible Actually Says About A Cotton-Poly Blend
Headline B: Religious Protesters Are Out-Preached By A Drag Queen Who Knows Her Bible Verses


Headline A: He Asks Jennifer Lawrence What Would Happen If She Got Ebola. She Answers In 3 Words.
Headline B: He Asks Jennifer Lawrence What Would Happen If She Got Ebola. Her Blunt Response Is The Whole Point.


Headline A: He's A Really Good Actor, But In This Role I Think He Just Reinvented Himself.
Headline B: A Celebrity Takes On A Role That's Not Even Human To Show Us Where We All Might Be Headed


Headline A: What Do Chinese Immigrants Have To Do With The War On Drugs?
Headline B: The Racist Origins Of A Long-Standing American Policy


Headline A: This Feminist Isn't Down With 'Girl Power' But Not For The Reasons You'd Suspect
Headline B: Beyoncé Wrote A Girl Power Anthem, But Here's Where She Missed The Mark


Headline A: PRETTY URGENT STUFF: How One Big Oil Company Is Trying To Make It A Crime For People To Speak Up
Headline B: How One Big Oil Company Is Trying To Make It A Crime For People To Speak Up


Headline A: Excuse Me For A Moment While I Totally Rant About This Sexist Nine West Ad Campaign
Headline B: A Shoe Company Insults Single Women, Men And Mothers In One Fell Swoop. And The VP Who Approved It Is A Woman.


Headline A: Learn Why You Shouldn’t Freak Out About Ebola In About ... 5 Seconds.
Headline B: 3 Out Of 53 Countries In Africa Have An Ebola Virus Problem. Why Does It Seem Like There Are More?


Headline A: A NSFW Comedy Sketch That Could Improve Your Sex Life
Headline B: Too Many Women Don’t Enjoy Sex. Maybe It’s Because Their Partners Never Took This Class?


Headline A: A guy wanted to do something special for his niece. So he put on a dress and took her to the movies.
Headline B: This guy just won the 'Uncle of the Year,' award, and it's not even close.


Headline A: This Map Won’t Tell You Where You Are, But It Will Tell You How Much NRA Money Is In Your State
Headline B: MAP: How Much NRA Money Is In Your State?


Headline A: Finally: A Mode Of Transportation That Helps Clean The Air As You Use It
Headline B: This Is The Most X-Treme Way Of Fighting Pollution I’ve Ever Seen


Headline A: A Beautiful Open Letter To Emily, Who From The Age Of 11, Wasn't Sure Where She Belonged
Headline B: Emily's 11th Birthday Was The First Time She Said She Didn't Want To Live. She Left On Ethan's 21st.


Headline A: A short video: 25 years of the Internet. We've gotta admit, it's pretty exciting. What's next?
Headline B: VIDEO: 25 years of the Internet. It's pretty exciting. What's next? It's kinda up to all of us.


Headline A: Forehead-Slappingly Simple Truth: Climate Scientists & Evangelicals Can Be On The Same Side
Headline B: If You’re 1 Of The 80 Million Evangelicals In America, A Fellow Believer Has This Message For You


Headline A: This Guy Had To Fly In A Helicopter With Bill Gates In Order To Meet With Another Spectacular Human
Headline B: Bill Gates And John Green Walk Into A Hospital, Learn  From Doctor Who Saved Thousands Of Babies


Headline A: On the one end, empathy. On the other, ID theft. How do we steer the Internet more toward the first?
Headline B: A short video recaps 25 years of the Internet. We've gotta admit, it's pretty exciting. What's next?


Headline A: The Question Lupita Nyong'o Was Sick Of As A Child And Why We Should Stop Pushing It On Our Own Kids
Headline B: Lupita Nyong'o Explains Why 'What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?' Isn't A Harmless Question


Headline A: The Selfies Were Already Bad Enough, But Then There Was Everything Else. This Woman May Have Issues.
Headline B: Warning: Beware Of Her Selfies And Stereotypes. She's Doing Pretty Much Everything Wrong.


Headline A: An American Senator Tried To Outsmart A Doctor. Woops.
Headline B: A Senator Tried To Outsmart A Doctor. It Didn't Work Out Too Well For Him.


Headline A: Beyonce, Emma Watson And *Now* Taylor Swift: A New Wave Of Feminism
Headline B: Taylor Swift Reacts To Emma Watson's UN Speech. It's Everything I Hoped It Would Be.


Headline A: Don't Believe In Two Different Americas? Here's All The Proof You Need. Which One Do You Live In?
Headline B: There Are Two Ver Different Americas. Guess Which One You Live In.


Headline A: Disney Tried Selling A Sexist T-Shirt And All They Got Was Mocked By The Internet
Headline B: Somebody Looked At This And Thought It Was OK To Sell. WTF Were They Thinking?!


Headline A: Meet Tiffany. She Works For Walmart, And She’s Got Something To Tell You.
Headline B: $20 Million For Walmart’s CEO, And Tons Of Its Workers Are On Welfare. What’s Wrong Here?


Headline A: I Was Surprised At The Largest Buyer Of Elections In My State
Headline B: Which Companies Buy Elections? A Scary State-By-State Map.


Headline A: Let's Talk About How Walmart Affects Your Neighborhood
Headline B: Let's Talk About How That Cheap Stuff You Just Bought At Walmart Costs $6,000 More Than You Thought


Headline A: Are They Really Taking About Body Hair Down There And Everywhere? Uhhh Awkward ...
Headline B: That Precise Moment You Realize How Weird It Is For Women To Get Rid Of All Their Body Hair


Headline A: That Whole 'Make Love Not War' Saying Applied To Something Important That Has Nothing To Do With War
Headline B: There’s A Better Way To Get Yourself Clean And There’s A Worse Way To Get Yourself Clean


Headline A: Wow, Look How This Tv Star Is Reaching Out To Young Girls Around The World!
Headline B: Oh Snap, Is My Favorite Tv Star Building An Army Of…young Girls?


Headline A: The One Where A Teen Has Thousands Of Shoes, And Actually Does Something Amazing With Them
Headline B: The One Where A Teen Has Hundreds Of Shoes And Does Something Ridiculously Cool With Them


Headline A: A Short Clip Illustrating How Smart Orcas Are And How Cruel SeaWorld Is
Headline B: A Scary Clip Illustrating How Smart Orcas Are And How Ruthless SeaWorld Is


Headline A: Everyone Agrees Equal Means Equal Here At Upworthy. Next Stop: The Rest Of The World.
Headline B: The Awkward Moment When We Realise It's Not Awkward But Really Great Thanks To The Upworthy Audience


Headline A: Want To Know What Money Can't Buy? A Guy Shows Us In A Really Touching Commercial.
Headline B: Just Three Sweet Minutes Of The Good Things People Do And The Right Reasons They Do Them. (I Cried.)


Headline A: It's Hard For Americans To Imagine Living In A War Zone, Which Is Why These Maps Are So Brilliant
Headline B: What Would The Gaza Bombing Look Like If It Was Happening In New York? Miami? L.A.?


Headline A: 24 Examples Of Songs That May Change The Way You Actually Hear What The Artist Was Saying
Headline B: 24 Songs That Sound Different When You Know The Reality Behind The People Who Sang Them


Headline A: She Answers A Question About Doctors That No One Should Have To Ask. Her Advice Is Critical.
Headline B: She Answers A Question About Doctors That No One Should Have To Ask With 3 Pieces Of Advice


Headline A: John Legend's Tune Is Beautiful, But The Lyrics? Speak For Millions.
Headline B: Why Everyone's Talking About The Oscar Nominated Song That's Taking A Stand


Headline A: For Over A Century, America's Death Penalty Has Gone Through Some Changes. Sit Back And See How.
Headline B: America's Death Penalty Has Sure Evolved From 1887 To 2013. Sit Back And See How.


Headline A: AWKWARD: A Male Comedian Has To Deal With Something Women Hear All. The. Time.
Headline B: Here’s What Happens When You Tell A Male Comedian Something Women Hear All The Time


Headline A: She Compares Herself To A Soldier Hearing Guns Go Off. And She's So Darn Right.
Headline B: If You Stop Listening To Her In The First 12 Seconds, You're Proving Her Point


Headline A: A Fan Called Her Ugly And Fat. Her Response Is Top Notch.
Headline B: Actress Mindy Kaling Says Her Fans Are Lovely, Except For Some Feminists She Has To Watch Out For


Headline A: Measles Are Marching Back Into Our Lives And Here's A Real Reason Why
Headline B: Measles Are Marching Back Into Our Lives And Anti-Vaccinators Are The Real Reason Why


Headline A: Being A Good Mother Means Sometimes Buying Your Kid A Vagina Cake When They Lie
Headline B: A Video With Millions Of Views About A Taboo Subject Might Prove The Subject Shouldn’t Be Taboo


Headline A: If You Think Of Your Worst Boss Ever, Everything This Researcher Says Will Make Sense To You
Headline B: His Experiment With Cookies Explains Why Your Boss Is Such A Jerk


Headline A: A Lot Of Fabulous, Famous And Just-Plain-Cool Women Want You To Do *One* Thing
Headline B: A Bevy Of Famous Ladies Sing Along To This 50 Year Old Classic. Wow. This Song Is Magic.


Headline A: It Only Took This 1 Graphic To Make Me Feel Furious And Hopeful At The Same Time
Headline B: They Barely Taught You Anything About Recycling In 3rd Grade. The Reality Is Actually Ridiculous.


Headline A: You Know Those Local News Clips That Make You Crack Up? This Is Not One Of Them.
Headline B: You'll Be Delighted When You See Who They Honored On Veterans Day


Headline A: A Really Wild Look At What It Takes To Build A Human
Headline B: This Is What You Were Up To When You Were Baking In Your Mama's Oven


Headline A: 5 Reasons You Should Stop Spending Money On Yourself Right Now
Headline B: The Truth Behind How To Spend Your Money To Buy Happiness


Headline A: Before You Fall For That 1 Weird Trick To Make Your Penis Bigger, Please Listen To Her For 2 Minutes
Headline B: There Are No Tricks To Make Your Penis Bigger. But What She Has To Say Is Better.


Headline A: A Famous NHL Goalie Put A Bullet In His Head And He Wants Everyone To Know Why
Headline B: A Famous Goalie Survived Near Death On Ice, Then Survived A Bullet To The Head - That He Put There


Headline A: Here's A Ridiculous Thing We Teach Girls That Ends Up Ruining Their Relationships
Headline B: How Channeling Your Inner Bad Girl Can Be Good For Your Relationships (No Girly Quiz Required)


Headline A: There Are Millions Of People Out There Battling Depression. Here's How We Need To Talk About It.
Headline B: In Response To Robin Williams' Death, The Most Powerful Description Of Depression I’ve Ever Heard


Headline A: At First He Was Scared, But 1 High Five Turned His Fear Into Friendship
Headline B: See How Some Nervous People React When They Meet The Scariest Dog On The Planet


Headline A: I'm Actually Comfortable With These People Hacking The Government
Headline B: Why Hacking The Government Is Far More Awesome Than You Think


Headline A: People Have Said This About The Way He Speaks. He's Not Having It.
Headline B: 1 Comment You Might Wanna Stop Making ... 'Cause It's Actually Kind Of An Insult


Headline A: They Didn’t Think They Were Homophobic But Anderson Cooper Was Kind Enough To Clear That Up
Headline B: We’re In A World Where Two Guys Kiss On TV. You’ll Just Have To Deal, Dallas Morning Show Hosts.


Headline A: 2 Towns Explain What Happened When Pot Became Legal Within Their Borders
Headline B: From Economic Success To Crime. 2 US Cities Explain What Happened When Pot Became Legal.


Headline A: She Was Never 'Asking For It', And This Go-Pro's Got The Proof
Headline B: Each Guy Thought She Was Alone, But A Go-Pro Was Recording The Whole Time


Headline A: He wrote "Everything Bad Is Good For You," so his thoughts on the internet are not surprising.
Headline B: Where do ideas come from? Replace that "lightbulb moment" with turtles cuddling.


Headline A: Do You Really Want To Know The Truth About Vaccines And Autism? Can You Handle The Truth?
Headline B: Do You Want To Know The Truth About Vaccines And Autism? Can You Handle The Truth? Are You Sure?


Headline A: Why the creator of this almost-censored Chinese video can't breathe easy just yet.
Headline B: Everyone waited for it to be taken down. 150 million views later, it's still up. Watch it here.


Headline A: See Why This Talk Show Host Wants Haters To Get Off Their High Horses
Headline B: If You Don't Like What He Has To Say, Then Deep Down, You Probably Know You're Wrong


Headline A: This superbug has killed thousands. Two scientists just killed it with a 1000-year-old remedy.<br>
Headline B: Scientists use an ancient remedy from over 1000 years ago to kill a deadly modern day bacteria.


Headline A: It Doesn't Matter If You Think They're Being Too Sensitive, It Hurts When You Call Them This
Headline B: She's Beautiful, Gorgeous, Stunning... Call Her Anything But Exotic.


Headline A: Change These 4 Habits And You Can Forget All About Global Youknowwhat
Headline B: This Dinosaur Decided She Could Change Her World In Just 30 Days. Not A Cartoon, Not Fiction.


Headline A: Her mother taught her to leave this place as she found it. So did mine.
Headline B: They want to build a hotel in the Grand Canyon, but a lot of people think it's kind of a bad idea.


Headline A: What Happens When You Combine Financial Desperation With Your Steak?
Headline B: “It’s Like A Vintage Chicken Pox With A Hint Of...”


Headline A: The Things Crushing Women And Girls Worldwide Spelled Out In Black And White
Headline B: They Don't Even Have To Speak To Show What's Wrong With The Way The World Treats Girls


Headline A: A Little Girl Uses A Ton Of Marijuana For A Really Good Reason And Maybe Makes You Cry
Headline B: A Little Girl Uses A Ton Of Marijuana For A Really Good Reason And Maybe Makes You Cry Happy Tears


Headline A: Ever heard of the Battle of Blair Mountain? Federal troops were called into an 'actual war' in WV.
Headline B: Ever heard of the Battle of Blair Mountain? 13,000 striking miners — against the coal companies.


Headline A: It's A World Full Of The Unexpected, Delightful, And Totally Wierd
Headline B: The Ancient Greeks, Pacific Islanders and Maya All Ignored This One Thing. Big Mistake!


Headline A: We Should Be Glad People Like Him Exist... Because *Future*
Headline B: What A Big Time Political Guy Learned From Some Really Important Bugs That May Be Disappearing


Headline A: The People You See Riding A Bike On The Side Of The Road Would Like You To Know Something
Headline B: That Guy Riding A Bike On The Side Of The Road Would Like You To Know Something


Headline A: Hear A Head-Spinning Number Of Bad Immigration Ideas In Under 2 Minutes
Headline B: Meet A Guy Who Still Hasn’t Gotten The Memo About The 21st Century


Headline A: Ever Heard That 70% Of Black Women Aren’t Married? Here’s Why That’s Not Really True.
Headline B: 1 Myth About Black Couples That I’m Not Really Sure Why It  Exists


Headline A: They Wooed Them With A Picture Of A Lady In A Bikini. Then Reality Sank In.
Headline B: A Lake That Smells So Bad You Can Literally Taste It On Your Tongue


Headline A: With Girls All Over The World In Peril, It's Going To Take Lots Of Voices Like Malala's To Help
Headline B: Don't Tell Me You've Never Heard Of Malala? Get Acquainted. She's Out To Change EVERYTHING.


Headline A: Seeing Gender Stereotypes For Kids Was So Frustrating, But The Ending Is One I Hope Really Happens
Headline B: Ever Wonder How Life Could Change For Kids If Gender Didn't Matter? Here's A Before And After.


Headline A: The Absolute Best Clip About Why The World's Middle Class Got Screwed, And What We Can Do About It
Headline B: The Best Summary Of Why The World's Middle Class Got Screwed, And What We Can Do About It


Headline A: It Should Have Been Sad, But Michelle Obama's Speech Millions Of Women Feel Better Than Ever
Headline B: It Was Supposed To Be Sad, But Michelle Obama's Speech Made Me - And Millions Of Women - Feel Great


Headline A: The Taliban Tried To Silence This 15-Year-Old Girl By Shooting Her In The Head. It Didn't Work.
Headline B: The Taliban Just Got Owned By A 15-Year-Old Girl


Headline A: Kids Who Love Art Are Better At Everything
Headline B: Check Out What Science Says About Art. It's Not Like Mets Fans Analyzing The Yankees.


Headline A: Adele Just Won A Grammy, So Of Course Fox News Is Talking About How Fat She Is
Headline B: WTF: Fox News Spends 4 Minutes Calling Wildly Successful Women Fat And Lazy


Headline A: Here's How Hollywood Sees Women Of Color. Spoiler Alert: It's Not Good.
Headline B: 5 Actresses Explain Why This Web Series Is Important And It's Sad And Inspiring At The Same Time


Headline A: "If you're against it, you're against jobs ... For it, you're against children." Tough call.
Headline B: If you're against it, you're against jobs. For it, you're against children. Tough call.


Headline A: Robin Williams Death Inspired Wayne Brady To Talk About A Dark Secret That Could Have Killed Him Too
Headline B: He's One Of The Funniest Men On The Planet But Secretly He Was Having A Complete Mental Breakdown


Headline A: Meet The Bill That Would Let 603 Government Agencies Spy On You (Without A Warrant)
Headline B: How Your Favorite Websites Could Rat You Out To The Feds


Headline A: A Woman With A Great Mind Asks You To Appreciate Her Body

Headline B: A Woman With A Great Mind Asks You To Take A Moment To Appreciate Her Body


Headline A: 3 Different Men, Holding 3 Different Objects, Had One Suspicious Thing In Common
Headline B: A Boy Was Shot 17 Times, And If The Cop Who Did It Was Wearing One Of These, We'd Know What Happened


Headline A: It’s One Of The Craziest Internet Rumors About Guns. And As It Turns Out, It’s True.
Headline B:  If It Wasn’t Proven True By A Fact-Checker, You’d Swear This Fact About Guns Was False


Headline A: An Illustration Of Just How Destructive It Is When We Overfish
Headline B: Does It Seem Silly To Pull Giant Nets Out In The Ocean To Catch Some Fish? Now It Does, Yeah.


Headline A: That Inspiring Moment When A Superhero Is A Role Model To A Little Boy Who Didn't Have Any
Headline B: That Awesome Moment When A Superhero Is A Role Model To A Little Boy With Autism


Headline A: A Fan Asked Patrick Stewart A Question He Doesn't Always Get. I Wasn't Expecting This Answer.
Headline B: I'm Not Crying. That's Just Space Rain On My Face.


Headline A: Their Horror Stories About Being In Foster Care Are Unforgettable. Thank God They're Telling Them.
Headline B: The Horror Stories These Former Foster Care Kids Have Sound Too Bad To Be Real. But They Are.


Headline A: Why Are Florida Teens Being Tried As Adults?
Headline B: They Made A Mistake When They Were Kids, And Now Will Never Get To Vote. And About That Job Thing...


Headline A: At First He Just Seems Like A Lone Crazy Person, But If You Look Down By His Side ...
Headline B: At First He Just Seems Like A Lone Crazy Person, But Give It A Minute


Headline A: What Industry Have Men Completely Taken Over This Time?
Headline B: Hey, Remember Sexism? Good Thing THAT's Over, Right? Oh Wait ...


Headline A: When People Start To Co-Operate, Impossible Things Like Global Health Somehow Get Possible
Headline B: There’s Great, And There’s Crazy. What These Folks Are Doing For Global Health? Crazy Great.


Headline A: A Prisoner Of War Sums Up What I've Been Thinking About How We Treat These People
Headline B: It Broke My Heart To Listen To This Speech. But I Stand By Everything He Said.


Headline A: Here is why starry night skies might become a thing of the past — unless we do something.
Headline B: Haven't seen the stars recently? There's a reason for that.


Headline A: They resisted the dam for decades but now that fight may be over.
Headline B: The Xingu River is her home, but a giant dam is about to take it away.


Headline A: What Life Would Look Like If The Two Biggest Celebrities In America Were Sexy Lounge Singers
Headline B: America Has Been Waiting Hundreds Of Years For It. This Breakup Needs To Happen.


Headline A: Alzheimers Could Be Caused By Something We Eat And This Guy Is Making A Movie About It
Headline B: A Brain And A Bit Of Bread Could Actually Make A Dangerous Combination


Headline A: His Kids Aren't Allowed To Wear Provocative Clothing — But Not In The Way You're Probably Thinking
Headline B: They Don't Make Body Armor In Kids' Sizes, So Here's What One Dad Does Instead


Headline A: They're walking out all across the nation on April 15. And it's only just the start.
Headline B: Workers across the U.S. are walking out on their jobs on April 15. Here's why.


Headline A: One Of The Most Impactful Leaders In The Last 10 Years May Have Been A 20-Something Computer Genius
Headline B: Aaron Broke The Rules To Make A Point, That's When Prosecutors Decided To Make An Example Out Of Him


Headline A: Native American Rap. It's Seriously Good. For My Ears, Your Ears, And For America.
Headline B: He Found An Outlet To Express His Past. And His People. And It's Powerful.


Headline A: Hold On A Sec. Why Isn't My Lunch Be Worth More Than Where It Came From?!
Headline B: Waaaaaiiiit, Shouldn't My Lunch Be Worth More Than Where It Came From?


Headline A: Capitalism's gotten twisted. Thankfully, we have options.
Headline B: Capitalism isn't working the way it should. Thankfully, we have options.


Headline A: The Secret Tactic Wall Street Is Using To Make Housing Prices Seem Higher Than They Are
Headline B: Millions Of Families Are Saddled With Something Left Over From The Recession. Here’s A Way Out.


Headline A: Bullies Who Hide Behind The Screen Are Confronted By Kids Who Aren't Afraid To Show Their Face
Headline B: Hey, Online Bullies: These Kids Have A Message For You. And They Aren't Afraid To Show Their Faces


Headline A: Some People Came Out With A Cool New Poster. When You Hang It, People Cry From Happiness
Headline B: Some People Don't Like To Ask For Help. Others Are Too Embarrassed To Offer It. This Solves It All.


Headline A: Is A Draft The Only Way To Understand The True Cost Of War?
Headline B: It Is Definitely Controversial But Is It The Only Way To Understand The True Cost Of War?


Headline A: Could Getting Hit By A Water Balloon Save Your Life?
Headline B: These Little Kids Just Threw A Water Balloon At My Heart


Headline A: Why Stop At Illegally Detaining And Frisking Innocent People? Let's Get Racist About It!
Headline B: The Argument Against The Stop-And-Frisk Policy Gets An Upgrade Courtesy Of A Hip Hop Icon


Headline A: I Hate That This Ad Even Has To Exist — But Now I'm Pretty Sure We Need It In America, Too.
Headline B: Oh, So In Scotland They Actually DON'T Promote Rape Culture?


Headline A: See How A High School Responded When Their Principal Announced That He’s Gay
Headline B: It Took Him The Better Part Of 50 Years, But I'd Say His Announcement Was Right On Time


Headline A: Some think she lives in the past. When it comes her money, she’s the future.
Headline B: There’s a reason why she doesn’t need a man and she means business.


Headline A: Science And A 6 Year Old Tell Us How To Change For The Better
Headline B: How To Make More Mistakes In Your Life. Yup. That's What I Said.


Headline A: The Diversity Of Cancer: A Sobering Map That Shows What Forms Strike Where
Headline B: Cancer Is The Worst. But Hey, Here's Some Solid Proof That We're All In The Fight Together.


Headline A: Let me show you what discrimination looks like in real life. It hurts.
Headline B: This is what discrimination looks like in real life. And it hurts.


Headline A: This Woman Is So. Freaking. Beautiful. (And I Would Say That Without Ever Having Seen Her Picture)
Headline B: Overcoming Critics Can't Be An Easy Feat In The Modeling World, But This Young Woman Figured Out How.


Headline A: After Tragedy, He Found Dance. It Should Have Ended There, But That's When His Nightmare Began.
Headline B: He Went Through Hell, But All He Wants To Do Is Thank The People Who Got Him Through. Incredible.


Headline A: An Anti-Gay Scoutmaster Gets A Hard Life Lesson From A Straight Boy Scout And A Gay News Anchor
Headline B: The Boy Scout Motto Is 'Always Be Prepared.' Clearly, The Anti-Gay Scoutmaster Didn't Get The Memo.


Headline A: Twitter is supposed to be fun. But for these homeless folks it's crushing.
Headline B: Celebs reading mean tweets is hilarious. Homeless reading mean tweets? Not so much.


Headline A: Everyone Stand Back, A Nerd Is Explaining Sports Things. And Putting Them In Perspective.
Headline B: A Famous Scientist Tries To Prove Tom Brady Wrong And Makes A *Huge* Important Point


Headline A: This Filmmaker Could Have Been Killed At Any Moment, But He Kept The Camera Rolling Anyway
Headline B: MUST WATCH: The Unbelievable Footage Of Syria A Filmmaker Risked His Life To Get


Headline A: I Knew Which One She'd Pick, But It Still Crushed Me
Headline B: I Knew She'd Pick The Black One, But It Still Broke My Heart


Headline A: These Ladies Are Working Their Asses Off And It Has Nothing To Do With You
Headline B: 90 Seconds Of Wiggling, Jiggling, Sweating And Shaking Is All It Took To Get Me Off The Couch


Headline A: When We Were Young, We Were Taught That Cops Were The Good Guys. Do You Still Believe That?
Headline B: A Pen, Paper, And Watercolors Tell One Of The Most Tragic Stories In Recent American History


Headline A: The First 1 Minute And 20 Seconds Are So Hard To Watch, But The End Is Just Too Important
Headline B: Their Poor Little Faces Are So Hard To Look At For The First 1:20, But The End Gives Me Hope


Headline A: A Bank In California Just Made A Big Decision That Pissed Off *A Lot* Of People.
Headline B: Imagine A Bank 1000s Of Miles Away Is Responsible For You Not Eating. That's What's Happening Here.


Headline A: Nobody Else Showed Up For Work At The Nursing Home One Day, But These Two Guys Didn't Quit
Headline B: Nobody Else Showed Up For Work At The Nursing Home, But These Two Guys Didn't Quit


Headline A: In 2013, Google launched a bunch of balloons into the sky. It just might be the future of internet.
Headline B: Google wants to bring internet to everyone in the world using giant balloons.


Headline A: Never Before Have I Laughed So Hard At One Guy's Failed Attempt To Save The Planet
Headline B: Never Before Have I Laughed So Hard At One Guy's Make-Believe Attempt To Save The Planet


Headline A: Some Adorable Reasons Why Love Is Love, And Family Is Family
Headline B: Kids Of Gay Parents Tell Us Some Secrets – And They’re Adorable.


Headline A: Here's A Ridiculous Thing We Teach Girls That Ends Up Ruining Their Relationships
Headline B: A Feminist Says Women Are Confused About Their Emotions. I’m Not Sure How I Feel About That.


Headline A: I Laughed At How Silly These Boys Dressed Up As Sexy Batmen Were. Then I Thought About The Women.
Headline B: Sexy Halloween Costumes Just Got Switched. This Time, The Boys Are Dressing Sexy.


Headline A: They Were Going To Kill This Doggie Mama. Instead They Sent Her To Prison.
Headline B: They Were Going To Kill This Doggie Mama. Instead They Sent Her To A Very Unlikely Home.


Headline A: The Steady Disappearance Of Some Really Important Insects Is A Big Problem If You Like Food
Headline B: Why Beekeepers Are Basically The Reason We Have Fruits


Headline A: Words To Live By: Be Whatever You Want To Be After Graduation, Just Don’t Be An A—Hole
Headline B: Here’s Why Dreaming About Your Future Is One Of The Worst Mistakes You Could Ever Make


Headline A: A Little Girl Screamed At A Viciously Funny Comic With A Disability. This Is His Response.
Headline B: Don't Make Fun Of His Disability. Because He's Got A Mic, Stage Time, And A Vicious Sense Of Humor.


Headline A: They Had Been Getting Away With Killing Teenage Boys For Years. Then August 9, 2014 Happened.
Headline B: They Tear Gassed Children And People On The Streets. Yet To Many, They Are Still Heroes.


Headline A: That Mom And Pop Shop You Love Pays Taxes, But The NFL Doesn't. Does This Make Any Sense?
Headline B: Of All The Things Wrong With Sports You'd Think They'd Be Fine Doing Something Even Poor People Do


Headline A: I Fall In Love With LIFE Every Time I Watch This Video.
Headline B: How Kicking Your Metaphorical Training Wheels To The Curb Will Set You Free


Headline A: The Zombie Bill That Could Destroy Your Right To Privacy
Headline B: The Zombie Bill That Makes Warrantless Wiretapping Look Like Child's Play


Headline A: His Rap Songs Show A Side Of His Past That We All Need To Keep For The Future
Headline B: Native American Rap. It's Seriously Good. For My Ears, Your Ears, And For America.


Headline A: Do We Need To Tell People It's Not Okay To Dress Up As Other Races? (Yes, Yes We Do.)
Headline B: Holidays Are A Great Time To Celebrate, Dress Up... And Make A Lot Of People Really Uncomfortable?


Headline A: BREAKING: Racist Dude Is Racist. OK, Actually That's Not Really News.
Headline B: We Already Know This Dude Is Racist. Let's Talk About The Racism That You May Not Realize Exists.


Headline A: When You See A Bully Online, Think Of This Guy's Wise Words Before You Reply
Headline B: To All Those Who Take Joy In Other People's Suffering, We Are Stronger. Love, The Rest Of Us.


Headline A: Is Sugar The Original Gateway Drug? Because What It's Doing To Our Brains Is Pretty Wild.
Headline B: The Results Are In And America's Sweetheart Is… Sugar. All Of The Sugar.


Headline A: Taking Her Clothes Off For This Interview Was Less Scary Than Going Bald At 18
Headline B: She Can't Grow Hair. She Thinks That Has Made Her A Better Woman.


Headline A: Everyone Who Whines About Tax Dollars Going To NASA Should See This
Headline B: They're Things We Use Every Day. They Came From A Very Surprising Place.


Headline A: Super Bowl Season Has A Dirty Little Secret, And This Congressman Just Exposed It
Headline B: Listen As This Guy Exposes America's Dirtiest Secret In Less Than 60 Seconds


Headline A: Tired Of All This Polar Vortex Talk? Me Too, But It's Time We Get Down To The Facts.
Headline B: Saying That Global Warming Doesn't Exist Because It's Cold Where You Live Is... Sadly Wrong.


Headline A: 1 Can Make You Tired, Sick, Blind, Or Dead. The Other? It's Nearly Perfect.
Headline B: Use The Wrong 1 And You Might Become Tired, Sick, Blind, Or Dead. Use The Other And You Won't.


Headline A: I Can Respect People Who Are Pro-Life For Deep Moral Or Religious Reasons. This DOES NOT Qualify.
Headline B: Did This Congressman Just Imply What I Think He Did About Boy Fetuses?


Headline A: The Next Time You Get Angry At The World, Remember This  Famous Filmmaker's Advice
Headline B: A Filmmaker Was Asked A Very Serious Question At His New Movie Screening. His Answer Was Incredible.


Headline A: And Then She Asked, ‘He Only Put It In For A Minute. Does That Still Count?’
Headline B: So, If ‘He Only Put It In For A Few Seconds' Does That Really Count?


Headline A: Never Heard The Phrase, “My Cervix Is Mad Influential,” But Now I’m Looking For Chances To Say It
Headline B: If You’re Too Grossed Out To Share This Video, Then You’re Exactly Why It Exists


Headline A: Mondays Usually Suck, But Here's A Way To Really Make Them Worth Something
Headline B: Monday's To-Do List: Do My Part To Save The Planet. Check!


Headline A: A Woman Who Is Changing The World Shares How She Learned To Do Just That
Headline B: At 14, She Was Volunteering In Prisons. Now She's Helping Girls All Over The World Get Educations.


Headline A: A Mega Famous Pop Star Is Worried About Our Kids. So She's Talking With The White House.
Headline B: Shakira Got On Twitter Today To Talk Early Childhood Education. Here's What You Need To Know.


Headline A: People Like These Are Usually Ignored When Others Pass Them By. I Dare You To Ignore Them Now.
Headline B: You Can't Help But See The Joy In These People Now That They're No Longer Ignored


Headline A: People Are Making Sad Medicine To Stop Nose Bleeds And One Group Just Cuts Them Off
Headline B: Some People Are Making Fake Medicine And One Group Is Cutting Them Off


Headline A: 3 Reasons Why Fast Food Workers Are Going On Strike
Headline B: One Of The Biggest Lies About Working In Fast Food? That The Work Isn't Worth A Raise.


Headline A: If You Like The Coastlines, Send This Video To Your Congressman And Be Like 'What’s Next, Dummy?'
Headline B: Why Are Politicians Acting So Calm About Climate Change When It’s Drowning Towns In Alaska Already?


Headline A: A beautifully shot video about sharks makes me feel ugly to be a human
Headline B: It's a beautiful video, but now I feel ugly to be a human


Headline A: John Oliver Is Begging You To Lie To Your Friends About Where You Went On Vacation
Headline B: Penguins To Humans: You're Trampling My Carpet. My Feet Are Unhappy.


Headline A: If You've Ever Told A Depressed Friend To 'Snap Out Of It', You Should Probably See This
Headline B: Talking About Mental Health Is SO AWKWARD But It Doesn't Have To Be


Headline A: A Celebrity Shares Ideas On Something We Don't Usually Discuss With Others. It's So Reassuring.
Headline B: Stephen Fry Spends 2 Minutes Talking About Something No One Wants To Face. It's Beautiful.


Headline A: How Election Season Could Stand To Be A Bit More Like The Holiday Season
Headline B: A New Perspective On Those Special Holiday Shopping Hours That's Kinda Embarrassing


Headline A: The Police Singled Him Out Unfairly. What He Asked For In Response? So Important.
Headline B: He Was Harassed By The Cops (Again) — This Time, He Asked For Something In Response


Headline A: Joe Was Stupid To Be Nervous About Coming Out To His GrandPa. His GrandPa Just Kicks Too Much Ass.
Headline B: Being Gay Caused Joe's GrandPa Some Pain. But Only From The Pride Tattoo He Got To Support Him.


Headline A: If Her Religion Makes You Feel Uneasy, You're Paying Attention To Exactly The Wrong Thing
Headline B: A Lot Of People Aren't Comfortable With What This Woman Is Saying, And That Needs To Change.


Headline A: 'The Daily Show' Tries To Report On Obamacare As If It Was FOX News. This Is The Result.
Headline B: When It Comes To Obamacare, ‘The Daily Show’ Does FOX News Better Than FOX News


Headline A: A Powerful Photo Series Shows Nine Normal People Spilling Their Illegal Secrets
Headline B: A Powerful Photo Series Shows Nine People Spilling Their Criminal Secrets


Headline A: Why 99% Of Humanity's Problems Could Be Solved By Colonizing Outer Space
Headline B: Carl Sagan's Interpretation Of Humanity's Need To Explore


Headline A: What A Zoo Does To An Animal's Brain
Headline B: Ready To Think About Zoos More Than You Have In Your Entire Life?


Headline A: The Most Mind-Altering Photo Humanity Has Ever Taken
Headline B: The Most Mind-Altering Photograph Humanity Has Ever Taken


Headline A: Watch A Nervous Mom Make An Heroic Phone Call While Her Kid Naps
Headline B: Watch This Mom Check “Gun Control Advocacy” Off Of Her To-Do List


Headline A: What's The One Part Of Going To College That They Don't Warn You About?
Headline B: What Is Sounds Like When The Other Shoe Drops About Your College Years


Headline A: What History’s Most Famous Quotes Brought To Life Looks Like (Hint: Incredible)
Headline B: I Guess This Is What Listeing To A Bunch Of Famous People Gets You


Headline A: How A Gay Teacher At A Religious School Only Needed 1 Sign To Know That She Was Truly Welcome
Headline B: This Is What Bullying An Adult For Being Gay Sounds Like. You May Not Even Realize You've Done It.


Headline A: It's Official — Fox News Just Hit Rock Bottom. Hard And Repeatedly.
Headline B: Fox News Wants Almost Every Amendment Tossed Out Of The Constitution. Gun Control Can Stay, Though.


Headline A: Another City Is About To Join The Wage Revolution
Headline B: $15 An Hour Is Within Reach For Some City Workers In Florida


Headline A: Cocaine And Heroin Jokes Are Absolutely Hilarious, Just Read This Graphic To See How Funny They Are
Headline B: Cocaine And Heroin Jokes Are Absolutely Hilarious, Just Read On And You'll See


Headline A: Quite Possibly The Most Heartwarming Story To Come Out Of All The Ferguson Sadness. OMG.
Headline B: Their Home Legalized Same Sex Marriage and Became An Epicenter For Civil Rights? Pretty Romantic.


Headline A: This Comedian Has Great Life Advice For The Men Who Complain About Women On The Internet
Headline B: Totally Unsolicited, Great Advice For Men On The Internet From A Smart, Funny Man On The Internet


Headline A: John Travolta, Joe Biden, and why men touch women's bodies without asking
Headline B: It's time we talk about the way 'men being men' makes it harder for a woman ... to be.


Headline A: She Sent An 'F U' Message To The President, And The Look On His Face? Priceless
Headline B: She Told The President To F#&k Off, And The Look On His Face? Priceless


Headline A: These Court Cases Happened Decades Ago, But We're Still Fighting For The Basic Stuff? (Or Are We?)
Headline B: They Say Talking About Politics Or Religion Isn’t Polite Conversation. He Doesn't Seem To Care.


Headline A: A Single Dad Gets Creative In The Lonely Moments After His Visit With His Kids Ends
Headline B: A Single Dad Gets Creative To Deal With The Lonely Moments After A Weekend With His Kids


Headline A: When The Most Professional Person On Your Show Is The Guest, It's Time To Pack It In
Headline B: Comedian Russell Brand Shows These Real Journalists That They Never Should Have Underestimated Him


Headline A: They Paid This Professor To Study Frogs, But When They Saw His Results Things Got Really Ugly
Headline B: They Read His Email, Heckled Him, And Threatened His Family. All He Wanted Was To Share The Truth.


Headline A: America's Generations Are More Different Than Ever Before And Why That Makes The Future Brighter
Headline B: Survey After Survey Show That Age Is A Really Good Indicator Of How Racist A Person Is


Headline A: Well, There's One Thing Trending Upward In This Economy
Headline B: Here's How They Clean The Streets In Chicago. Gross.


Headline A: Watch A Funny Pet. Save A Funny Pet's Life. That's A Win-Win.
Headline B: Just The Simple Act Of Hitting Play Can Save A Bunch Of Adorable Pets Lives. It's Awesome.


Headline A: The Gender Stereotyping We Often Do With Kids Looks As Ridiculous As It Is When Done With Adults
Headline B: You Know How We Often Stereotype Kids And Babies Based On Gender? Here's How Dumb That Is.


Headline A: A Nurse Uses His Artistic Talents To Help Patients Cope With Pain
Headline B: A Nurse Uses His Special Gift To Help Patients Feel Better


Headline A: He Shouldn't Need To Explain Why Rape Is Never A 'Mistake'. What's Scary Is That Kids Don't Get It.
Headline B: This 17 Year Old Explains Why Rape Is Never A 'Mistake'. What's Scary Is Who He's Talking To.


Headline A: This Is Actually Real: An Ad For Temp Workers From The 60's
Headline B: A 50 Year Old Ad For Temps That's As Unbelievably Sexist As It Is Wildly Revealing About Today


Headline A: Come For The Well-Timed GIFs And Movie Clips. Stay For The Science.
Headline B: The Boring Thing Strangers Talk About To Make Conversation Is Actually A Really Important Discovery


Headline A: If This Many Women Have This Many Stories About Being Mistreated At Work, Something Has To Change
Headline B: I Tip My Hat To All The Women Who Manage To Stay, But I Can't Blame The Ones Who Leave


Headline A: Why Is The World Always Trying To Dumb Down Our Girls?
Headline B: Famous People Tell The World What It Should Already Know About The Cost Of Girls Missing Out


Headline A: A Very Ambitious Project From The U.S. Department Of Energy
Headline B: The U.S. Department Of Energy Is Making Science Sexy Again


Headline A: Know That Really Catchy Song, 'Home?' Here's The Most Heart-Breaking Cover Of It I've Ever Heard.
Headline B: Know That Really Catchy Song, 'Home?' Here's The Most Heart-Wrenching Cover Of It I've Ever Heard.


Headline A: The Way We Run Our Schools Is Terribly Out-Of-Date, And This Video Proves It
Headline B: AWESOME ALERT: One Day I'm Hoping That All Schools Are Run Like This


Headline A: I Couldn't Look Away From This Visually Stunning Depiction Of Nikola Tesla's Work
Headline B: I Could Not Tear My Eyes Away From This Optically Mesmerizing Light Show Of Nikola Tesla's Life


Headline A: What's The Problem With The Arizona Anti-Gay Law? I Mean, Apart From It Being Anti-Gay.
Headline B: What's The Problem With The Arizona Anti-Gay Law? A News Anchor Has It Explained To Her.


Headline A: You Probably Missed Some Of The Best News Of The 2014 Election
Headline B: The First Anti-Corruption Act In U.S. History Passes


Headline A: Another Casualty Of The War On Drugs? The Fearless Few Who Try To Write About It.
Headline B: Where Is The Most Dangerous Place In The World To Be A Journalist?


Headline A: No Amount Of Telling Someone 'Race Is A Construct' Changes The Way That 'Construct' Affects Them
Headline B: We Made It Up. But It's Still Matters And We Can Change It If We Want To.


Headline A: The Only Question People Had Was About How Many Times He Had Hurt Someone In Combat. Not Cool.
Headline B: Unless You Want To Make A Soldier Sad, Don't Ask Him This Question Ever


Headline A: Why Does This Anti-Censorship Interview From 1959 Seem Terrifyingly Relevant Today?
Headline B: This Anti-Censorship Interview From 1959 Seems Terrifyingly Relevant Today


Headline A: I Knew Which One She'd Pick, But It Still Crushed Me
Headline B: I Knew Where This Experiment Was Going From The Jump, But That Didn't Make It Any Less Soul Crushing


Headline A: 1 Horrific Problem Summed Up In 6 Simple Graphics
Headline B: The Infographic That Made Me Sick And Angry In That Order


Headline A: 4 little girls help us remember how brilliant Maya Angelou was, and how great they are, too.
Headline B: She may have died last year, but these little girls are keeping her memory alive and well.


Headline A: Nazis Have Never Been About The Funny, But This Time The Fools Are Hilarious
Headline B: Walkathons Aren’t Usually Funny, And This One Had No Idea How Completely Hilarious It Was


Headline A: A Little Girl Describes A Gift From Her Grandfather — And It's One Of The Saddest Gifts On Earth
Headline B: I Wish This Message From The Future Had More Flying Cars. Instead, It's Just Got Me Worried.


Headline A: This Guy Just Served Up A Slice Of $#!% Pie To 9 People Involved In The Ray Rice Assault
Headline B: This Sports Commentator Just Exposed $#!% Out Of 9 People Involved In The Ray Rice Assault


Headline A: A Video From The Future Explains What Happens When You Let Your Boss Decide On Women's Birth Control
Headline B: A Video From The Future Explains What Happens When You Let Your Boss Decide If You Get Birth Control


Headline A: Years Ago, They Told Her She Didn't Have The 'Right Skin Color.' BIG. MISTAKE.
Headline B: This Ballerina Just Made History. You Don't Have To Like Ballet In Order To Appreciate Why She Did.


Headline A: It Never Occurred To Me That You Could Explain Fairness With Air Travel. This Guy Did It
Headline B: Income Inequality As Explained By Flying On An Airplane. No, Really.


Headline A: This Nigerian Movie Star Spectacularly Calls Out The World For Ignoring The Abducted School Girls
Headline B: Parents Are Taking On A Terrorist Group To Save Their Abducted Girls — Because The World Turns Away


Headline A: The things a black kid probably can't do that his white friends can are heartbreaking.
Headline B: Do you know what it means when someone says 'Black Lives Matter'? It doesn't mean other lives don't.


Headline A: Watch The Best Women's Horror Movie Scenes Go From Scary To Weird When Recast With Dudes
Headline B: They Recast The Best Women's Horror Movie Scenes With Dudes. It Gets Weird.


Headline A: Think These People Know Everything There Will Ever Be To Know? You're Just Wrong. And It Matters.
Headline B: Yo Doctors — There's Somethin' We've Really, Really Gotta Talk About (Your Patients Can Come Too)


Headline A: MUST WATCH: The Zero-Emission, Air-Powered Car Big Oil Doesn’t Want You To Know About
Headline B: MUST WATCH: The Pollution-Free Car That’s Telling A Whole Industry To Go Kiss Its ‘Gas’


Headline A: Imagine you fire a warning shot in self defense and then you nearly wind up doing hard time. Fair?
Headline B: This could happen to you or one of your best friends. It's really just a roll of the dice.


Headline A: How An Unlikely Superhero Became An Awesome Role Model To A LIttle Boy Who Needed One
Headline B: How An Unlikely Superhero Became A Literally Awesome Role Model To A LIttle Boy Who Needed One


Headline A: Lots Of People Avoid Returning To Their Hometown. She Had A Bigger Reason Than Most.
Headline B: She Was Keeping A Big Secret From Her Brother. After Her Father Died, She Finally Had To Tell Him.


Headline A: Raise Your Hand If You Like Having Your Personality Forced Into A Cookie Cutter. Your Hand is Down.
Headline B: If You're One Of Those People Who Just Doesn't 'Get' Trans People, Here's An Easy Fix


Headline A: This Devout Southern President President Is So Devoutly Christian That He Left The Baptist Church
Headline B: Jesus Didn't Discriminate Against Women, And This Man Won't Stick With A Religion That Still Does


Headline A: He's Native American. He's A Rapper. But He's Way More Than That. Just Listen.
Headline B: If You're Not Busting A Move After 30 Seconds, You're Dead Inside


Headline A: South Park Parodies A 'Drink Responsibly' Ad To Prove A Point
Headline B: PARODY ALERT: South Park Takes On Alcohol Commercials. And It's Spot. On.


Headline A: The $1.6 Billion Industry For Classrooms, Lead By Those Standing At The Front Of Them
Headline B: There's An Argument That Teachers Should Make More Money. Do You Know How Much They're Spending?


Headline A: I Don't Think People Should Have To Go To Prison For Life For Doing Drugs. I'm Zany Like That.
Headline B: He Made 3 Bad Decisions. #3 Was Sitting In A Car Near A Plastic Baggy. Now He's In Prison For Life.


Headline A: Lazy Bank Regulators: 'We Might Not Help Average Americans.' Senator Warren: 'Wrong Answer.'
Headline B: Sigh. Elizabeth Warren Embarrasses Some Bank Regulators To Their Faces. Again.


Headline A: The Biggest Myth About ‘Welfare Cheats’ Might Surprise You
Headline B: The Secret Stump Speech That Ronald Reagan Used To Turn People Against Each Other


Headline A: How Artistic You Are Could Depend On What Clothes You Wear. Science Says So.
Headline B: A Tip That Gives You That Competitive Edge. Not That You're Competitive Or Anything. ;)


Headline A: How This Group Of People Decided To Change Their Gang-Ridden Neighborhood
Headline B: 3 Major Gangs Surround Their House, Yet They Never Lock Their Doors


Headline A: You May Already Know About Her Epic Swim From Cuba To Florida, But Do You Know What Happened After?
Headline B: She Got All The Fame For Her Amazing Journey, But She Wants You To Know She Didn't Do It Alone


Headline A: How To Feel Beautifully Confident, Even When Some Jerk Tells You You Shouldn't
Headline B: She Had A ‘Pretty Woman’ Moment At A Dress Shop, But Her Response Is Way Better Than Julia Roberts’


Headline A: 8 Fashion Models Who Care About A Lot More Than Just The Way They Look
Headline B: 8 Supermodels Who I'm Glad Shared These Not-So-Superficial Truths


Headline A: If Looks Could Kill You Wouldn't Wanna Judge This Little Girl's Dog
Headline B: Why People Didn't Expect Much From *These* Dogs ... At First


Headline A: A sportscaster says what needs to be said to the NFL about hitting women.
Headline B: His team signed one of the top players in the league, so why is this sportscaster so upset?


Headline A: The One Minute Of 'Orange Is The New Black' That I Want Everyone To See
Headline B: The Episode Of 'Orange Is The New Black' That Called Out Some Real Life Criminals


Headline A: Not Your Average Song For A Cause, Schoolgirls Sing Out To Break A Terrible Ritual
Headline B: How A Group Of High School Girls Got A Bigwig Leader To Listen To Them


Headline A: The Chart That Might Just Bring Forth The Apocalypse
Headline B: Things America Is Less Gooder At: Basic Scientific Comprehension


Headline A: If Reading ‘9 Ways To Seduce A Man While You Sleep’ Sounds Appealing, You May Not Like Her
Headline B: Why Women Might Start Making Clay Gollum Versions Of Themselves For Their Boyfriends


Headline A: This Kid Just Died. What He Left Behind Is Wonderful.
Headline B: Just Because You Are Going To Die Doesn't Mean You Can't Live


Headline A: 4 Simple Posters Expose 4 Simple Truths All Women Understand. That's...Not A Good Thing.
Headline B: 4 Simple Posters Expose 4 Simple Truths Women Understand. That's...Not A Good Thing.


Headline A: The Part Of The Feguson Protests That No One Wants You To See
Headline B: What's Sensible, Specific And No Where On The News?


Headline A: The Simple Fact That Some Innocent People Are Executed Is Enough To End The Death Penalty. But This?
Headline B: Sometimes Innocent People Are Executed. That's Enough To End The Death Penalty. But This?


Headline A: A Bunch Of Brazilians Are Tattooing A Blue Circle On Their Arms And They Want You To Know Why
Headline B: See The Pretty Radical Way Some Patients Owned Their Identity


Headline A: His team signed one of the top players in the league, so why is this sportscaster so upset?
Headline B: Watch this Dallas sportscaster take a powerful stand against domestic violence in football.


Headline A: Do You Know Patricia E. Bath? A Lot Of Folks Might Thank Her For Being Able To See This.
Headline B: I've Always Dreamed Of Interrupting A Teacher During History Class. How He Did Was Just Brilliant.


Headline A: I Don't Care If You're Pro-Life Or Pro-Choice. These Numbers Are Scary
Headline B: I Don't Care If You're Pro-Life Or Pro-Choice. These Numbers Are Scary.


Headline A: She Grew Up Mormon And Carried A Big Secret For Most Of Her Life
Headline B: A Girl Shares What It Was Like For Her Growing Up In A Mormon Community ... And In The Closet


Headline A: You may not think of prison too often, but here are some reasons you should
Headline B: What's happening in prisons is staying in prisons. At least that's the hopes of some companies.


Headline A: These Airplane Thingies Will Make You Laugh At First. Until You See What Else They Do.
Headline B: Obama Uses These Machines, And Even John Oliver Thinks They're Really F***ing Scary


Headline A: He shows you 1 chart that explains why it took so long to load this page.
Headline B: The president puts 1 chart in front of the camera that might make you hate your cable company more.


Headline A: Whenever I See Someone Who Is Homeless, I Wonder How I Can Help. Well, I Just Found A Great Idea.
Headline B: Got 20 Bucks, A Little Time, And A Lot Of Compassion For People? Here's Something Worth Doing.


Headline A: An Open Letter To All The Bullies On The Internet, From The Vast Majority Of Humanity
Headline B: What Internet Bullies Are Thinking And Why They Won't Win


Headline A: I Thought I Knew Everything About Puppies, But After Taking This Quiz I Realize I Knew Nothing
Headline B: What If Superman And Dr. Doolittle Had A Baby? He Would Own This Quiz


Headline A: If You Can See Through The Sarcasm, The Point He Makes About Movies Is Kind Of Disturbing
Headline B: If You Can See Through The Sarcasm, The Point He Makes About Movies Is So Infuriating


Headline A: At The First The Crowd Was Uncomfortable. And Then They Started Cracking Up. So Will You.
Headline B: Be Careful How You Speak To Someone With A Disability. Especially If They're Viciously Funny.


Headline A: The Problem We Need To Start Talking About If We Want Communities With Less Crime
Headline B: You Should Have Seen The Face I Made When I Realized How These Evil Companies Are Making Money


Headline A: Could Thinking Like Wall Street Make It So More People Have Enough Money To Pay Their Bills?
Headline B: Next Time You’re Spending Your Ass On Groceries, Try Not To Think About These Bar Charts. Or Do.


Headline A: Under "Don't Ask, Don't Tell," They Supported In Secret. Now They Are Finally Being Recognized.
Headline B: Why Weren't These Men And Women Allowed Onto Military Bases When Other Husbands And Wives Were?


Headline A: You Might Not Want To Hear What This Psychologist Has To Say About Sex Offenders. But You Should.
Headline B: You Might Not Want To Hear What She Has To Say About Sex Offenders. But You Should.


Headline A: They're Horrified By What He Does. Little Do They Know, It's Actually A Prank. With A Lesson.
Headline B: They're Horrified By What He Does. Little Do They Know She's Hidden In A Box Underneath.


Headline A: Neil deGrasse Tyson Reveals That He's Been Black His Whole Life. Hilarity And Wisdom Follow.
Headline B: Before Anyone Says A Word On Genetic Differences Between Sex And Race In Science, Listen To Neil


Headline A: Since When Does Being Popular Mean Having To Put Up With This Kinda Bullying
Headline B: Why Having 1 Real Life Friend Is Way More Important Than Having Hundreds Of Online Ones


Headline A: An actress decided to do something about the stigma of mental illness.
Headline B: Why the millennials of the world could be the key to ending shame about mental illness.


Headline A: Courage, Honor, Dignity, And Character Have Nothing To Do With The People Who Allow This To Happen
Headline B: If This Happened To People Who Work Regular Jobs, It'd Be Headline News For Months, Maybe Years


Headline A: After each tweet the audience goes wild. So why do they look so low?
Headline B: The first tweets? Audience goes wild. By the end? No one's laughing.


Headline A: Now Here's A Guy That Knows How To Treat A Woman (Spoiler: Like A Human Being)
Headline B: Don't Be That Guy: 5 Things Some Dudes Need To Stop Doing To Women


Headline A: A Student Puts Herself On Tape, Admits That Her Family Committed A Crime ... But They Had To Survive
Headline B: A Student Openly Admits That Her Family Committed A Crime ... Just To Stay Alive


Headline A: They’re Out Of School. So Why Are They Still Looking Forward To That Not So Yummy School Lunch?
Headline B: She Came Here To Swap Lunches And Eat With Her BFF… And She’s All Out Of Lunches


Headline A: A Photographer Went Into The Dark To Show You The People Who Work There Every Day
Headline B: Meet Some Modern-Day Abolitionists. Thought That Was A 19th-Century Project? Think Again.


Headline A: Dudes Have Spent Over 100 Years Trying To Prevent Women From Learning The Real Meaning Of This Word
Headline B: Are You Afraid Of Saying The 'F' Word? Maybe You Should  Learn About What it Really Means, First.


Headline A: "Slut": You hear it all the time. You think you know what it means.
Headline B: Five things you didn't know about sluts.


Headline A: A Couple Gave Their Son A Cute Little Puppy. So Why Am I Sorta Creeped Out?
Headline B: They Made Up An Awful, Fake 'Puppy Swapping' Website. I Guess The Joke Was On Us.


Headline A: This Woman Went On And On For 3 Minutes About What She Does To Get Ready For The Day
Headline B: This Woman Stripped Her Dress Off While Onstage In The Name Of Feminism. Point Well Made.


Headline A: Jon Stewart has some strong opinions about news networks' coverage of Baltimore.
Headline B: Some of the most well-known journalists were just 40 miles from Baltimore, but few covered it.


Headline A: Five Out Of Five Animals Agree: Test Drugs On Freaky, Futuristic Man-Made Organs, Not Us.
Headline B: Okay, We Got A Lung On This Chip, A Heart On That One. Let’s Hook ‘Em Up And See What We Got!


Headline A: One Man Explains Why He Cares More About The Person And Less About The Plumbing (His Words Not Mine)
Headline B: An Explanation of Bisexuality So Complete I Almost Thought I Was Bi Myself


Headline A: A White Girl Said Something Really Racist To This Guy. The Worst Part? She Didn't Even Realize It.
Headline B: Someone Said Something Really Racist To This Guy. The Worst Part? She Didn't Even Realize It.


Headline A: These Women Took Off Their Veils In Protest – So Their Government Held A "Pro Veil" Protest
Headline B: These Women Posted This Photo On Facebook - But Unlike Most Of Us, They'll Face Torture For It


Headline A: When A Professional Football Player Hits A Four-Year-Old Boy, It Shouldn't Matter How Good He Is
Headline B: A Football Player Hit A Four-Year-Old, Then Sent Horrific Texts. It Doesn't Matter How Good He Is.


Headline A: What The Regular Press Doesn’t Want Bernie Sanders Talking About
Headline B: This Man Speaks The Truth, And Nobody Wants To Let Him Say It On TV


Headline A: The Best Way To Fight Extreme Poverty In Africa? We Might Wanna Back Off A Bit.
Headline B: 6 Big Things We've Been Led To Believe About Africa That Actually Aren't True


Headline A: Think You Know How Bad Alcohol Is For Us? An Economist And Psychiatrist Compare It To Marijuana.
Headline B: Think You Know How Bad Alcohol Is? Listen To These Experts Compare It To Marijuana.


Headline A: He Went To Prison For 19 Years For Murdering A Man. Now He Explains Why That Doesn't Define Him.
Headline B: He Killed A Man, Went To Prison, Spent 7 Years In Solitary Confinement. But That's Not Who He Is.


Headline A: Let’s Talk About Post Traumatic Stress Disorder
Headline B: During A Given Year 5.2 Million People Have A Disorder And It’s Time We Better Understand It


Headline A: A Giant Religion Just Took A Teeny Baby Step Towards Love And Acceptance
Headline B: Having A Gay Friend And Being Mormon Just Got A Lot Less Awkward


Headline A: If You Aren't Straight, There Are 29 States Where You Can Be Fired For That. Is It Your State?
Headline B: You Can't Be Fired In 21 States For Being Gay. Hope Your State Is One Of Them.


Headline A: That Cheap Stuff You Just Bought At Walmart? Turns Out, It Cost $6000 More Than You Thought
Headline B: Walmart Is A Socialist Company. There, I Said It.


Headline A: The science of why the comment section on just about anything is so awful.
Headline B: Red-pill alert: Science explains why every comment section is always a rage-splosion.


Headline A: What's Going On With Honey Bees Is Kinda Weird. Like, Horror Movie Weird.
Headline B: Dear Honey Bees, Please Stop Mysteriously Vanishing. Because Food.


Headline A: A Guy's High Pitched Voice Made Him Want To Talk About Why Being 'Girly' Is Not An Insult
Headline B: Bromance, Broga Yoga, And Manscaping Are Getting One Guy Up In Arms About Gender Insults


Headline A: Until The Numbers On This Map Get To Zero, I Won't Be Satisfied
Headline B: Don't Freak Out At This Map On Infectious Diseases In The World. It's Good Stuff To Know.


Headline A: A Video About Church And State May Make You A Believer In Why It Exists
Headline B: Which Religions Are Protected In The United States?


Headline A: The Scientific Reason People Feel Connected Will Make You Feel Elated
Headline B: How Do You Know You're Feeling Connected? That Rush Of Endorphins.


Headline A: It's SUCH A Big Problem It Makes My Eyes Glaze Over. So Why Did This Make Me Laugh So Hard?
Headline B: Global Youknowwhat Makes My Eyelids Heavy. But They Popped Right Open Watching Her.


Headline A: Whether You're Worried About Your Waistline Or The Economy, You'll Appreciate These 2 Graphics
Headline B: Here's Arguably One Of The Funnest Ways To Get Your Heart (And The Economy) Pumping


Headline A: You're Just Gonna Swear At It When It Doesn't Recognize 'Item In The Bagging Area,' Anyway
Headline B: One More Reason Not To Use This. It  It Never Recognizes The Item 'In The Bagging Area', Anyway.


Headline A: These Are Photos Of What Death Row Inmates Requested As Their Last Meal
Headline B: What Would Your Last Meal On Earth Be?


Headline A: What If Norman Rockwell Went To Ferguson?
Headline B: I Can't Imagine A Runaway Child Trusting This Cop


Headline A: Eeeek! Those BILLIONAIRES Were Pretty Slick With Their Crude LIE, And We're Too Thick To Notice.
Headline B: Those BILLIONAIRES Were Pretty Slick With Their Crude LIE, And We're Too Thick To Notice


Headline A: Don't Mess With The 'Dollarmites.' They've Heard What Their Bank Is Doing, And They Do Not Like It.
Headline B: They're Called 'Dollarmites,' And They Ain't Happy About What's Going Down In Australia


Headline A: This Video Will Never Do Well On The Internet, Because There's No Way To Sugarcoat It.
Headline B: The More And More These 4 People Talk, The More Pissed I Get.


Headline A: This Epic Response To 'Fat People Can't Be Sexy' Is Slightly Not Safe For Work But So Worth It.
Headline B: This Epic Response To 'Fat People Can't Be Sexy' Is Slightly Not Safe For Work But So Worth It


Headline A: DOES Beyonce's Song About Sex In The Back Of A Limo Tie To Teen Pregnancy? Hmm ... How About Prom?
Headline B: These Two Stars Are Married And Have A Child. So What's So Immoral About What They're Doing?


Headline A: Samuel L. Jackson Just Challenged Other Celebrities To Do This Instead Of The Ice Bucket Challenge
Headline B: When A Celebrity Like Samuel L. Jackson Puts This Out There, You Know It's Going To Go Big


Headline A: Ever Get Kind Of Bored Of Facebook? Probably Because It's Been Awhile Since It's Saved Your Life.
Headline B: How Sites Like The One You're Using To Read This Is Saving (And Destroying) - Millions Of Lives


Headline A: I Was So Disappointed In These Famous Young Men's Behavior Until They Got Gay Married
Headline B: The Most Sexist And Disturbingly Hilarious Pro-Gay Marriage Video I've Ever Seen


Headline A: Hello Africa. Have You Picked Yourself Off The Floor Yet?
Headline B: My Big Fat Gay African Traditional Wedding


Headline A: 'You can't fake it as a teacher, 'cause the students will pick up on that' — and other wise words.
Headline B: Ever had a teacher that changed your life? So have these folks.


Headline A: Interesting Things Happen When Black Girls Date White Guys, Or Asian Guys, Or Latin Guys, Or...
Headline B: We Don't Come In Matching Sets Like Barbie And Ken, But The World Tries To Pair Us Like That Anyway


Headline A: Their Joy Won't Be Killed By A Few Homophobic Judges. Marriage Equality Is Happening In Alabama.
Headline B: Something Totally Bizarre Is Happening In Alabama, And A Judge Is The Ringleader


Headline A: When she learned about the wage gap, she didn't whine. She did something about it
Headline B: She has to work to Tax Day to make as much money as he does by New Year's Eve.


Headline A: The Huge Advantage To Being Part Of 'Generation Me'
Headline B: Why 'Generation Me' Might Be The Best Thing That Happened To The World


Headline A: OMG! Would This Map Be Banned In Some Countries?
Headline B: Even This Map Would Be Banned In Some Countries


Headline A: I Never Knew Stories About Ancient Guys Could Be So Engaging And Fantastic. But Here We Are.
Headline B: A Famous Guy Explains Why You Shouldn't Ignore The Things Your Brain Refuses To Forget


Headline A: Give This 3 Minutes Off Your Life. Isn't Giving That Time Better Than, Maybe, Giving Them ALL Up?
Headline B: This Terrifying Little Creature Is Actually Much Deadlier Than You Probably Thought


Headline A: He Might Not Have Had A Lot Of Friends Last Week, But Look At Him Now
Headline B: Here's One Way To Get 1.5 Million People's Attention


Headline A: WOW: The Growing Movement Of Kick Ass Women Who Will No Longer Stay Silent
Headline B: Do You Know Someone Who Doesn't Think Sexism Exists? Maybe These 25,000 Women Will Change Their Mind


Headline A: These Questions Seem Patronizing Until You Realize They're Not For Kevin Spacey. That's A Problem.
Headline B: What Happens When Red Carpet Reporters Talk To Actors Like Actresses?


Headline A: Barbara was hired at a top notch design firm at 91. Here are 5 amazing things she's done so far.
Headline B: What happens if we treat the elderly like the resource that they are? Barbara Beskind happens.


Headline A: The Way To Keep Some People From Voting? Secret's Out.
Headline B: The Secret Plan To Keep Some Parts Of The Population From Voting


Headline A: These Kids Have No Classes, No Tests, And No Teachers. Smart Kids.
Headline B: These Kids Have No Classes, No Tests, And No Teachers? No Problem.


Headline A: The Media Used 1 Picture Of A Victim. These People Responded With Powerful Pictures Of Their Own.
Headline B: These Stunning Side-By-Side Photos Show What Happens When The Media Wants To Tell A Specific Story


Headline A: If You Have Kids Who Play Video Games, Can You Make Sure They Learn About This
Headline B: I Like Video Games As Much As The Next Lady, But This Just Doesn’t Seem Fun


Headline A: These Women Are Standing Together Against Domestic Violence, And I'm Joining
Headline B: Relationships Aren't Always Sunshine And Rainbows, But No One Should Have To Deal With This


Headline A: Now That This Is Happening To A Different Kind Of Person, Does Any Of These Words Seem Wrong To You?
Headline B: Hey Black People: Have You Caught Yourself Saying Any Of This Terrible Stuff To White People?


Headline A: What If Every Guy Was Open To Having Sex Like This Guy? We'd Have Some Very Satisfied Ladies.
Headline B: This Man's Anthem About Making Love Kind Of Makes Me Love Him


Headline A: How Tax Breaks For Corporations Began With Ronald Reagan
Headline B: The Biggest Myth Aboiut ‘Welfare Cheats’ Is Exposed Right Here


Headline A: That Woman Is What Happiness Looks Like When You Buy It. Here's How We Can Avoid Being Like Her.
Headline B: Feeling Like You're Living Life The Wrong Way? One Philosopher Has Got You Covered.


Headline A: The Cops Tried To Bust Him For Playing With A Rocket Launcher On A Roof. But He Schooled Them All.
Headline B: A Young Neil Tyson Had To Teach Some Cops A Lesson. That Was Only The Beginning.


Headline A: You Probably Didn’t Learn This Sex History In School — But Maybe You Should’ve
Headline B: Oh You Didn’t Learn This Sex History In School? You Might Have Missed Out On Some Things Then.


Headline A: Stephen Colbert Tells College Graduates That He Hates And Fears Them. They Quickly Forgive Him.
Headline B: Colbert's Graduation Speech Rips On Everything From Immigration To Safety. The Students Loved It.


Headline A: Economist Takes 2 Minutes And A Whiteboard To Explain The Shifty, Greedy Things Some Rich People Do
Headline B: An Economist With 2 Minutes And A Whiteboard Explains The Greedy, Selfish Things Some Rich People Do


Headline A: 3 Beyonce Songs That Sound Totally Different When Spoken
Headline B: Take Empowerment To The Next Level And Listen To These Versions Of Beyonce's Songs


Headline A: If You Saw This At A Crosswalk, You'd Probably Not Want To Cross. Point Made.
Headline B: Getting From Point A To Point B Just Got A *Lot* More Interesting For Some Folks


Headline A: You can get paid to reduce your carbon footprint? I'm listening…
Headline B: How would you feel if your electric company paid you to buy less of their product?


Headline A: A powerful poem by Maya Angelou comes alive again through these little girls.
Headline B: She may have died last year, but these little girls are keeping her memory alive and well.


Headline A: How Reading Books Might Sometimes Actually Be Better Than Xanax
Headline B: Feeling Down? Disconnected? Try A Neat Prescription Doctors Can't Really 'Prescribe' But It Works.


Headline A: Attention Band Geeks, Here's A Chart For Everyone Who Ever Told You That It Was A Waste Of Time
Headline B: If You Look At This Picture And Don't See The Leaders Of Tomorrow, You're Wrong.


Headline A: I Have A Really Secret Way To Help Protect Gay Kids From Bullying

Headline B: Shhhh. This Kid Needs Your Help With Some Bullies.


Headline A: Killer Whales Are Smart. Like, People Smart. But How SeaWorld Treats Them? Just Plain Stupid.
Headline B: Here Are Just 3 Of The *Smaller* Lies SeaWorld Tells Its Employees To Tell Its Guests (That's You)


Headline A: A Young Girl Learns About Science From A Grown Man Who Comes Off Kinda Creepy
Headline B: A Classy Dude In A Suit Has An Awkward Interaction With A Young Girl. But It’s, Like, For The Earth.


Headline A: I Hear It Takes A Lot To Piss Off Susan Sarandon. Clearly, Blowing Up Mountains Does The Trick.
Headline B: I Hear It Takes A Lot To Make Susan Sarandon Mad. Clearly, Blowing Up Mountains Does The Trick.


Headline A: The Long Term Effects Of Spanking: Now With Fact-Checked Science
Headline B: The Science Of Spanking: What Happens To Spanked Kids When They Grow Up?


Headline A: He Didn't Even Get A Minute In Before I Started Clutching My Chest. So Many People Need What He Has.
Headline B: The Doctors Tried Everything, But All He Saw Was Grey. Then He Realized What He Had To Do.


Headline A: The World's Easiest Way To Be An Activist And An Ally
Headline B: How Changing One String On A Guitar Can Help Survivors Of Abuse


Headline A: It Used To All Happen Underground. Now We Can See It But It's Not A Pretty Picture
Headline B: We'll Do Almost Anything To Get It, And These 12 Images Are The Proof


Headline A: Normally I Just Think Cat-Calling Is Awful. After This, I'll Think It's Still Awful.
Headline B: Next Time A Creepy Dude Yells At You When You Walk Down The Street, Here's What He's Really Saying


Headline A: Most People Gain Back The Weight They Lose On A Diet Within 5 Years. Yet We Keep On Doin’ It.
Headline B: Considering Going On A Diet? Hold That Thought And Watch This First.


Headline A: I Was So Disappointed In These Young Men's Behavior Until They Got Gay Married
Headline B: Watch A Bunch Of Frat Bros Party In Cancun Over Spring Break And Then Get Totally Gay Married


Headline A: What Happens When A Comedian Is Rushed To A Psychiatric Hospital
Headline B: A Comedian Was Rushed To A Psychiatric Hospital And Now She Has A New Community To Laugh At


Headline A: Forget Marriage Equality, Should People Be Getting Married At All?
Headline B: Why Most 'Successful' Marriages Really Aren't All That Successful


Headline A: Can we harness tornado power? A maverick engineer aims to show us how.
Headline B: He's been trying to prove it for 50 years, but this scientist still says tornadoes can save us.


Headline A: They Said Awful Things About Her. She's Calling Them Out Years Later - But For A Fantastic Reason.
Headline B: A Group Of Women Were Talking About Her Behind Her Back. She Heard Them And Had This Great Response.


Headline A: Ever Wonder What Really Happens To That Water Bottle After You Recycle It? Here's The Truth.
Headline B: The Truth About What Really Happens To That Water Bottle After You Recycle It.


Headline A: A Girl Was Kicked Off A Soccer Field For Her Hijab. So Her Team Scored One Against Intolerance.
Headline B: This Is How One Girl's Soccer Team Red Flagged The Misguided Intolerance Of Their Ref


Headline A: The Way People Treated A Homeless Man In A Fancy Suit Was Actually Kinda Disturbing
Headline B: A Homeless Went 'Business Casual' For An Afternoon And The Results Were Mighty Disturbing


Headline A: We Don't Teach Kids Chemistry In Gym Class, So Why On Earth Would We Teach This In Science Class?
Headline B: The Most Important Reason We Don't Play Dodgeball In Chemistry Class


Headline A: His Hands Were Tied Behind His Back. A Gun Was Pointed At His Head. That's When He Started Living.
Headline B: If You Were About To Die, Would Your Last Words Be ‘But What About My After Tax Income?’


Headline A: I Bet You're As Excited As I Am About At Least 1 Thing On This List Of Stuff To Be Thankful For
Headline B: The #1 Thing On This List Of Stuff To Be Grateful For Makes Me Feel Giddy Inside


Headline A: His Reaction To What The Doctors Tell Him Proves That Life Is All About How You Look At It
Headline B: His Cancer Diagnosis Gave Him Quite The Attitude, But I Have A Feeling It Was There Long Before Then


Headline A: What’s The Biggest, Coolest Thing That You Could Ever Get From One Person? Let Him Tell It.
Headline B: Just Like That His World Changed, When A Well Dressed Mini Human Came Rolling Up On A Tricycle


Headline A: This Guy Must Be Pretty Special If All These Famous Folks Are Changing Their Names
Headline B: I Don’t Care What Anyone Says, A Soldier Who Stands Up For The Truth Is My Hero


Headline A: These Are A Few Key Questions To Ask Before You Take Off Your Pants
Headline B: The Most Powerful Words We Can Use In Bed Aren’t Even A Tiny Bit Dirty


Headline A: Some Nerdy Teachers Asked A Couple Of Comedy Writers For Help. Here's The Bizarrely Genius Result.
Headline B: Most Teachers Wouldn't Rip Off An Arm To Get A Class's Attention. But Hey, If That's What It Takes.


Headline A: The Truth About The Ferguson Case That Most People Won't Acknowledge
Headline B: Some Math About The Reality Of The Next Ferguson And Some Poetry About The Current One


Headline A: Our Nation's Capital Has A Secret. And It's Dirtier Than You Can Possibly Imagine.
Headline B: SECRET: 'Fishing Is Like Sex...


Headline A: The Real Reason People Of Color Have A Harder Time Hailing A Cab Than White Men
Headline B: Here's A Solution For People Of Color Who Have A Harder Time Hailing A Cab Than White Guys


Headline A: Have You Ever Heard Of The Ludlow Massacre? Here’s Your Best Chance.
Headline B: Have You Ever Heard Of The Ludlow Massacre? You Might Be Shocked When You See What Happened.


Headline A: A Teenager, A Gun, An Eye And An Arm. Don't Worry. These Stories Have Happy Endings.
Headline B: We May Not Have Flying Cars (Yet), But At Lease Science And Tech Is Saving Lives.


Headline A: An Old School Way Of Having Sex That's Kinda Making A Come-Back
Headline B: How An Old School Kind Of Birth Control Is Making It's Way Back Into The Bedroom


Headline A: Face-palm Levels Of Wow When You See That Rich Kids Don't Even Need To Try
Headline B: So Mr. Captain Fancyman High School Dropout Doesn't Even Need To Try?!


Headline A: At Age 4, He Knew What He Wanted. What He's Accomplished Since Then Is Astonishing.
Headline B: He Eliminated The One Thing That Every Restaurant Makes. How He Did It Is Spectacular.


Headline A: The Happiest People Work For Companies That Have Some Or All Of These Things Nailed
Headline B: 10 Pretty Compelling Numbers About Employee Engagement


Headline A: 30 Seconds Of Women Over-Apologizing, Followed By 30 Seconds Of Unapologetic Confidence. Gotta Fave?
Headline B: 30 Seconds Of Women Apologizing, Followed By 30 Seconds Of *Not* Apologizing. Which Do You Prefer?


Headline A: Your Mothers Nag You Because They Love You. And Celebrity Moms Are No Different.
Headline B: Your Mothers Nag You Because They Love You. These Celebrity Moms Only Ask One Thing.


Headline A: 4 Incredible Stories You'll Be Pissed Didn't Show Up In Your Facebook This Past Week
Headline B: 4 Incredible Stories That Made People Really Happy This Past Week


Headline A: A new drug could be the miracle they're hoping for. Now they just have to get it approved.
Headline B: A new drug may be life-saving. That's why these 4 families are racing to get it approved.


Headline A: They Don’t Just Drink It To Get Through The Day. It IS The Day.
Headline B: This Is Where Coffee Began, And These Are The People Who Found It


Headline A: The Love Story Disney Wished It Made
Headline B: An Amazingly Ordinary Love Story


Headline A: A Comedian Made A Special Video For Some Friends Who Are Dealing With Identity Issues
Headline B: His Friends Are Grossed Out By Racism, So He Made A 2-Minute Video To Teach Them How To Handle It


Headline A: Shockingly, Too Many Of Us Have *No Clue* About Inmate #91751. She'll Tell You All You Need To Know.
Headline B: Is It Possible That We Have Oversimplified What It Means To Be 'Criminal?'


Headline A: 10 Years Ago She Fell In Love. He Was Sweet, Kind, And Gorgeous. Then Things Went Terribly Wrong.
Headline B: When They Fell In Love He Was Sweet, Cuddly And Obedient. Then It All Went South.


Headline A: Give Him A Pen And A Map And This Scientist Can Explain The Ebola Outbreak In 90 Seconds
Headline B: 90 Seconds: How Ebola Outbreak Began With A Border Region, A Traditional Healer, And A Funeral


Headline A: NAILED IT: Let The Daily Show Sum Up The NSA Scandal In Less Tham 5 Minutes

Headline B: Let The Daily Show Sum Up The NSA Scandal In Less Tham 5 Minutes


Headline A: Morgan Freeman Talks As Over 20 Beautiful Images Go By. But His Question At 1:40? *So* Powerful.
Headline B: He Talks As Over 20 Beautiful Images Go By. At 1:40, He Asks A Question, And It Gets Very Dark.


Headline A: It Takes Michael Sam's Teammate Just 8 Words To Shame ESPN For Their Coverage
Headline B: A Tweet Called Out ESPN For Being Obsessed With Michael Sam In All The Wrong Ways


Headline A: Bernie Sanders On The Colbert Report: ‘I’m THINKING About Running For …’
Headline B: Will Bernie Sanders Run For President? Here's What He Told Stephen Colbert.


Headline A: A Scary Clip Illustrating How Smart Orcas Are And How Ruthless SeaWorld Is
Headline B: A Scary Clip Illustrating How Amazingly Smart Orcas Are And How Utterly Ruthless SeaWorld Is


Headline A: This Is What Happens When Little Boys Believe That Anything Is Possible
Headline B: They Were Losing Pretty Badly. So They Took Off Their Shoes And Ended Up In The History Books.


Headline A: This Rwandan athlete sums up his ambition with two simple and poignant words: 'Never again.'
Headline B: He doesn't ride for glory, cups, or prize money. This cyclist rides to heal a wounded nation.


Headline A: Ever Felt Like Your Breasts Belonged To Everyone In Your Family But You? You Might Relate To This.
Headline B: She Was Offering Her Breast To More Than One Pair Of Eager Lips. It Made Her Feel Some Things.


Headline A: 5 Comebacks For Your 1 Racist Relative
Headline B: How To Prevent Your Racist Grandpa From Making Christmas Dinner The Most Awkward Meal Ever


Headline A: The Movie Industry Is Failing Men In Ways You Never Imagined
Headline B: A Dad Got Tired Of The Stories Hollywood Is Feeding Our Sons So He's Speaking Out


Headline A: Since When Does Being Popular Mean Having To Put Up With This Kinda Bullying
Headline B: Since When Does Being Popular Mean Having To Put Up With This Kind Of Bullying


Headline A: Americana And Police States Don't Mix
Headline B: What If Norman Rockwell Went To Ferguson?


Headline A: How Much Water Do You Drink In A Day? 783 Million People Have The Same Answer.
Headline B: How Much Clean Water Do You Think You Drink? 783 Million People Have The Same Answer.


Headline A: How Domestic Abusers With Disabled Partners Get Away With Their Crimes
Headline B: From The Outside, They Seem Like Saints. But These Women See The Horrible Truth.


Headline A: He's Funny But He's Right - Why A Seemingly Innocent Piece Of Clothing Needs A New Name
Headline B: Why Our Undershirts Needs A Name Change, Immediately


Headline A: Sigh. Elizabeth Warren Embarrasses Some Bank Regulators To Their Faces. Again.
Headline B: Confused Bank Regulators: 'We Might Not Help Average Americans.' Senator Warren: 'Wrong Answer.'


Headline A: Here, Copy This Lady's Idea And Make Your Own Community A Little More Wonderful
Headline B: Here, Copy This Idea From Detroit And Make Your Own Community A Little More Wonderful


Headline A: Jon Stewart Pins Down The Right Wing Media With Their Own Words
Headline B: Jon Stewart Pins Down The Media With Their Own Words


Headline A: One Guy Shows How Unconditional Love Can Sometimes Have Conditions
Headline B: One Man's Response To A Coming Out Gone Horribly Wrong


Headline A: 5 Months Ago, Eric Garner Was Choked To Death By The Police. Here's How They Fired Back.
Headline B: Every Now And Then A Flash Mob Really Makes You Stop And Think. This Is One Of Those Times.


Headline A: When Life Hands You Lemons, Beat Prostate Cancer
Headline B: A Super Solid Reminder Of How To Act When Things Don't Go Your Way


Headline A: She Stripped Down To Her Underwear On A Busy Street And Held Up 2 Bags. And Everyone Stared.
Headline B: A Woman In Lingerie Is Fighting Back Against Street Harassment, And The Crowd Is Speechless


Headline A: What Happens When You Put A Bunch Of Troubled Teens In The Same Acting Class?
Headline B: Can Performance Art Help Troubled Teens Get Back On Track? Yup, But Only If You Pay Them.


Headline A: The Bulletproof Plan To Solve The World's Water Crisis
Headline B: Can Somebody Just Give This Guy A Million Bucks Already?


Headline A: You'll Know All About This Government Craziness Before You Finish That Cup Of Coffee You're Drinking
Headline B: Should We Sacrifice Our Humanity To Stay Alive?


Headline A: Let Kids Be Kids. Especially The Genius Ones.
Headline B: Meet The Kids Who Will One Day Be The Last Line Of Defense Against Impending The Robot Uprising


Headline A: I Was Ready To Punch A Wall By The 11th Image. I'm Sharing Because It's Important.
Headline B: Veterans Fight For Our Freedom. When They Come Home, Do We Fight For Them?


Headline A: Here's A Video With A Field That Talks To Us. But It's Not A Children's Fantasy. It's Real Life.
Headline B: After Watching This Video, I Won't Look At A Strawberry The Same Way Again


Headline A: This White Cop Could've Wrecked A Black Man's Life. He Chose Not To And The Rest Has Me In Tears.
Headline B: Your Boss Tells You To Arrest The Guy. Your Gut Tells You He's Innocent. What Do You Do?


Headline A: Most Adorable Challenge Will Have You Wanting To Rock A Superman Cape and Save The World Too
Headline B: Are You Ready To Take On One Of The Most Adorable Challenges To Save The World?


Headline A: What Is Love? Haven't All Of Us Wondered That?
Headline B: 5 Minutes Will Change How You Think About Love


Headline A: We Regulate Cars More Than We Regulate Guns. I Want Everyone To See How That's Playing Out.
Headline B: Gun Deaths Could Soon Outnumber Car Deaths. Do We REALLY Need To Know More?


Headline A: If A Dude Filmmaker Was Asked This Idiotic Question, He Would Presume The Reporter Was Drunk
Headline B: If A Male Filmmaker Was Asked This Idiotic Question, He Would Presume The Reporter Was On Drugs


Headline A: If There's A Better Way To Describe Books, I Haven't Heard It Yet
Headline B: We May Not Have Invented Portals Into The Past, But We're Close


Headline A: A Guy Explained That 4 Of 6700 Banks Are Not Hurting Families. Senator Warren Responded Correctly.
Headline B: Guy Explains That 4 Of 6700 Banks Are NOT Hurting Families. As Though That's Good. Bless His Heart.


Headline A: If Your Kids Were In This Video, You'd Freak Out. Let's Pretend These Are All Our Kids.
Headline B: If You Still Have A Voice Left After Screaming GOOOOOOOOOOOALLLLL! Use It To Speak Up For These Kids


Headline A: A Feminist Explains What Sexism Against Men Looks Like
Headline B: This Is What Sexism Against Men Looks Like


Headline A: There's An Argument That Teachers Should Make More Money, But Do You Know How Much They're Spending?
Headline B: The $25,000 Difference Between A Teacher In Montana And A Teacher In Washington, D.C.


Headline A: It's so cool to see their lives change by the turn of a faucet
Headline B: A simple question about water turns into a reason to celebrate


Headline A: Why Some People Are Making A Community Issue Over The Old 'Three Armed Prank'
Headline B: A Guy Thought It'd Be Funny To Assault Women On The Street And This Guy Made It An Even Larger Issue


Headline A: 1 Kind Of Relationship You Need To Stop Whining About Right Now
Headline B: The Best Way To React When Someone Tells You 'They Just Want To Be Friends'


Headline A: An Unarmed 18-Year-Old Died By Gunfire. A Man Shot 84 People. Which One Had Nicer Media Coverage?
Headline B: If You Ever Thought The U.S. Was A Land Of Equality, Take A Look At These Two Screenshots


Headline A: This Celebrity Woman Tells This Famous Newsman That Her Sexuality *Is* Permanent. No Matter What.
Headline B: This Famous Woman Told This Famous Newsman Just How Wrong He Was. At The End, She Was *So* Right.


Headline A: When Doctors Autopsied A Star Athlete, They Found What The NFL Hoped They Wouldn't
Headline B: A Doctor Started Asking Questions The NFL Hoped He Wouldn't About A Star That Died Too Young


Headline A: The One Where CNN Feels The Need To Sympathize With Sexual Predators
Headline B: ALL KINDS OF WRONG: CNN Pays A Touching Trubute To The Rapists Who Attacked A 15 Year Old Girl


Headline A: How To Alienate White People: An Interview
Headline B: The Most Perfect Answer A Black Comedian Gave To The "Is Your Humor Racial?" Question


Headline A: Why do men touch women's bodies without asking — men like Joe Biden and John Travolta?
Headline B: Why men touch women's bodies without asking — men like Joe Biden and John Travolta.


Headline A: Maybe You Don't Like To Think About Death, But He Says We Have To Face Reality. And It's Beautiful.
Headline B: You Might Not Like What He Has To Say About What Happens After We Die, But We Have To Face Reality


Headline A: He Got Tired Of Being Bullied By Trolls. So He Made This. Well Played.
Headline B: Turns Out Internet Trolls Don’t Like The Light… So This Guy Shined A Big Ol’ Light On Them.


Headline A: Can We All Agree That America Spying On Americans Is Completely Un-American? This General Disagrees.
Headline B: A Snarky Comedian Interviews The Dude Who Implemented One Of The Worst Government Program In History


Headline A: There’s An Ugly Way Some Parents Deal With Their Kids In Private That Should Be Exposed In Public
Headline B: Some Parents Deal With Their Kids In Ugly Ways. Here's Something That Exposes Them.


Headline A: How Do You Define Beauty? More Importantly: How Do You Define You?
Headline B: Hear The Inspiring Way The "The Worlds Ugliest Woman" Beat Her Bullies


Headline A: School's Out! So Why Are They Still Dreaming About That Crazy Cafeteria Food?
Headline B: Most Kids Love Playing In The Park, So Why Do They Just Want To Sit And Eat Lunch On The Sidelines?


Headline A: A Guys High Pitched Voice Made Him Want To Talk About Why Being 'Girly' Is Not An Insult
Headline B: A Guy's High Pitched Voice Made Him Want To Talk About Why Being 'Girly' Is Not An Insult


Headline A: This Guy Is Really Sad That Everyone Won't Hear Him Out About How White Power Isn't A Bad Thing
Headline B: This Guy Is Really Sad That Everyone Won't Hear Him Out About The Awesomeness That Is White Power


Headline A: An Animal Lover Figured Out A Way To Donate Money Every Time You Watch A Funny Pet Video
Headline B: Animal Lover Creates YouTube Channel To Donate Money Every Time Someone Watches A Funny Pet Video


Headline A: If These Gifs Make You Mad, Your Priorities Are In A Really 'Interesting' Order
Headline B: If These Gifs Make You Mad, Your Priorities Are Absofruitly Not ... Straight


Headline A: The Video Has No Words And You'll Still Understand The Language Of Poverty
Headline B: 72 Million Kids Can't See The Inside Of Her Classroom And She Has A Hard Time Seeing Out


Headline A: If I Caught My Kid Making One Of These Videos, I'd Be ... Really Proud, Actually
Headline B: If They Could Do It, They Totally Would. But They Can't. So They're Counting On You.


Headline A: What's better than having to always drink water that might make you sick? Um, NOT having to do that.
Headline B: Growing up, Alfred was so full of hate. But now he's channeled that into something amazing.


Headline A: Dear Advertisers: Not Everything Has To Be Sexy. Sometimes We Just Want To Eat The Damn Things.
Headline B: She Got Fed Up With Sexist Commercials, So She Acted Them Out. It’s Hilarious And Completely NSFW.


Headline A: Amy Adams Makes Meryl Streep Smile So Wide With Her Speech At The Golden Globes
Headline B: Not Many People Are Talking About Amy Adams' Golden Globes Speech, But It Deserves To Be Seen Again


Headline A: You Remember Space Invaders? There's A New Version With A Way Scarier Real Life Villain.
Headline B:  If You Hate It When Companies Get Away With Not Paying Taxes, Here's A Way To Vent Productively


Headline A: 'America Knows War. They Are War Masters.' — A Guy America Is Trying To Kill.
Headline B: James Bond And Jason Bourne Rolled Into One. Also ... It's Real.


Headline A: One Of The Biggest Moments In Sports Is Right Now
Headline B: Finally, One More Barrier To Equality Is Coming Down. And We Get To See It Every Week.


Headline A: Here's A Young Woman Whose Voice Is So Special 128,000+ People Like It
Headline B: Here's A Young Woman Whose Voice Is So Special Over 128,000 People Like It


Headline A: Watch The Best TV Show Ever Destroy American Educational Policy In Less Than 2 Minutes
Headline B: If This Is What’s Really Going Down In Schools... We. Are. SCREWED.


Headline A: A Stretch Of The Imagination, But One Of The Most Popular Songs Of The 20th Century Could Come True
Headline B: You've Heard This Song. Your Mom Has Heard It. Some Children Are Going To Hear It In A New Way.


Headline A: Scientists Mapped 8,000 Galaxies Surrounding Us And Found *This* Amazing Discovery
Headline B: One Look At These Gorgeous Images Of Our Universe, And You Realize *What A Cluster* We're Living In


Headline A: THE PHOTO LEAK: You May Totally Disagree With These Thoughts About The Nudes. But It Will Make You Think.
Headline B: You May Totally Disagree With These Thoughts About J.Law's Nude Photos. But It Will Make You Think.


Headline A: We Need To Talk About The Disability-To-Prison Pipeline
Headline B: The Jaw-Dropping Prison-Pipeline No One Talks About


Headline A: The Story Of The People Who Own Walmart And What They Could Actually Do For Its Workers
Headline B: These People Own Walmart. But Guess What? They Get YOU To Pay For Workers’ Wages. Scam?


Headline A: En Vez De ‘Sí Se Puede,’ Ya Es ‘Sí Se Shhhhhhhhh’?
Headline B: ¿Cómo Se Dice ‘Nada’ En Español?


Headline A: Listen To A Hard Core Rock And Roll Song. Feel Empowered. Repeat.
Headline B: You Really *Get* How Bold This 30-Year-Old Song Is When So Many Cool Famous People Sing Along


Headline A: A Song For All The Skiers And Snowboarders Coming Down Gay Mountain These Olympics
Headline B: Russia's Anti-Gay Policies Don't Stand A Chance Against This Guy


Headline A: Here’s Why All Black Women Are Considered Ratchet Until Proven Innocent
Headline B: What Is It About Black Women Fighting That’s Got Us All Looking And We Can’t Stop?


Headline A: A Crazy Story I Didn't Know About The Pill Happened In My Mom's Lifetime
Headline B: How One Pill Changed The Sexual Revolution For Women