Headline A: When Is The Appropriate Time To Call Someone Gay? Allow This Funny Lesbian To Explain It To You.
Headline B: This Talk Is So Gay. Which Is OK To Say, But Only In This Specific Context. Allow Her To Explain.


Headline A: An Atheist Explains What He Actually Believes
Headline B: An Atheist Explains What He Believes


Headline A: These 10 Maps Show How Thirsty California Has Suddenly Become
Headline B: Watch California's Drought Spread Quickly With These 10 Maps


Headline A: When Someone Tells You To Go To School To Get Ahead, Say 'Watch This, Then We Can Talk'
Headline B: The Student Debt Crisis — Who's To Blame? Government, Universities Or Banks? The Answer: Yes.


Headline A: It's A Parent's Worst Nightmare. And A Kid's. Is Your Family Ready?
Headline B: A Disaster Can Take Your Home, Your Money, And Maybe Even Something Irreplaceable. #GetReady


Headline A: She Got A Birthday Card From Her Mom, But The Name On  It Broke Her Heart
Headline B: She Got A Birthday Card From Her Mom, But The Name On It Broke Her Heart


Headline A: Here Is A Young Woman Whose Voice Is So Special 128,000+ People Like It
Headline B: How A Young Woman With Autism Became Friends With The World Using Social Media


Headline A: If You Think Only Poor People Are On Welfare, Wait Till You See What These Guys Do With It
Headline B: Congratulations! You Are Probably On Welfare!


Headline A: What if we treated teachers like skilled professionals, instead of lazy children? Let's try it!
Headline B: Let's try treating teachers the way you want your boss to treat you: Like adults, not whiny kids.


Headline A: Big Male Genital Discovery. I Mean The Discovery Is Big. And It's About Male Genitals.
Headline B: Science Has Made A Big Penis Discovery. I Mean The Discovery Is Big. Not Sure About The Penis.


Headline A: 10 Years Ago She Fell In Love. He Was Sweet, Kind, And Gorgeous. Then Things Went Terribly Wrong.
Headline B: Fear and Anxiety Are Among His Patients' Most Common Ailments. And He's Not Talking To People.


Headline A: One Guy Shows How Unconditional Love Can Sometimes Have Conditions
Headline B: One Guy's Thoughts On Unconditional Love From A Mother


Headline A: Don't *Just* Tell Kids Not To Take Candy From Strangers. Or Not To Talk To Them. Here's Why.
Headline B: *Don't* Tell Kids Not To Take Candy From Strangers. Or Not To Talk To Them. Here's Why.


Headline A: An 11-Year-Old Girl Spent 1 Year In Hell. Mind Taking 3 Minutes To See Her Get Out?
Headline B: The Really Happy Ending To The Really Sad Story Of An 11-Year-Old Girl Sold Into Slavery


Headline A: If You've Ever Been White, It'd Be Great If You Watched This
Headline B: If You Think All Lives Matter, You Should Watch This


Headline A: This Is What Happens When Straight Couples Go To Gay Weddings. Well, This Specific Couple, Anyways.
Headline B: A Hilarious Message From The Future About The Ramifications Of Gay Marriage


Headline A: This Actress Doesn't Believe In 'Post-Racial' And Here's Why She's Spot On
Headline B: She's The 1st Black Leading Lady In 40 Years But Doesn't Want You To Call Her Show 'Post-Racial'


Headline A: Super Bowl Season Has A Dirty Little Secret, And This Republican Congressman Just Exposed It
Headline B: Super Bowl Season Has A Dirty Little Secret? Let This Republican Congressman Give You The Details.


Headline A: I Would Say They Don't Want You To See Their Torture Of Gay Men — But They Upload It Online Instead
Headline B: Here Is The Shocking Footage Of Gay Men Being Beaten On Camera In Russia


Headline A: Ellen, Katy Perry, And A Hockey Player Walk Into A Commercial And Destroy A Silly Argument
Headline B: Ellen, Sofia Vergara, And A Hockey Player Walk Into A Commercial And Destroy A Silly Argument


Headline A: Watch An Impatient U.S. Immigration Officer Deport A Lady He Probably Shouldn't Be Deporting
Headline B: Watch A U.S. Immigration Officer Deport A Lady He Probably Shouldn't Be Deporting


Headline A: Why Hacking The Government Is Far More Awesome Than You Think
Headline B: I'm Actually Comfortable With These People Hacking The Government


Headline A: Eva Longoria Wants You To Think Carefully Before You Bite Into That Juicy Tomato
Headline B: You Used To Be Able To Use The Word 'Tomato' To Call Someone Beautiful, But This Isn't Cute At All


Headline A: He Didn't Want To Be What Everyone Expected Of Him, So He Became Something Else Instead
Headline B: It's Easy To Focus On Drop Out Stats, But What About The Kids Who Kept Going?


Headline A: 3 Reasons Why Fast Food Workers Are Going On Strike
Headline B: So, You’re Wondering Why Folks Who Are Usually Cooking Food Right About Now Are Hitting The Streets?


Headline A: Once Upon A Time, There Was A Prince, A Knight, And A Princess. Guess Which Two End Up Together.
Headline B: Once Upon A Time, There Was An Author Who Thought Stories Should Reflect The World We Live In


Headline A: Oh, Now That’s Just Silly! Nobody’s Going To Be That Stupid, Right? Ohhh … I See What You Did There.
Headline B: There’s A Lot Of Things That, If We Actually Did Them, Would Be Bad For Us And Those Around Us


Headline A: 'America Knows War. They Are War Masters.' — A Guy America Is Trying To Kill.
Headline B: James Bond And The Bourne Identity All Rolled Into One. Also ... It's Real.


Headline A: With One Simple Joke, Every Cocaine User Accidentally Revealed Themselves. They Just Laughed.
Headline B: Our Drug Laws Are A Joke. An Unfunny One. Here's Why That's Hilarious.


Headline A: They Put 2 Guys In A Room And Made Them Argue Passive-Aggressively For 90 Seconds Or So
Headline B: The Guy In The Suit Is So Condescending That When He Schools Him At The End, It's So Satisfying


Headline A: The Instagram Account That Makes Me Sorta Embarrassed To Be A Man
Headline B: Some Woman Got Tired Of The Struggle With Online Dating. So They're Letting The Internet Know.


Headline A: It's The First Thing You Wanna See In Someone Else, But The Last Thing You'll Show In Yourself
Headline B: It's The One Trait Other People Wanna See In You,  So Why Do Keep Hiding It From Them?


Headline A: For Anyone Out There Who Likes Science But Isn't Quite Sure Why, I Think This May Be It
Headline B: Scientists Are The Best Kind Of Snobby


Headline A: These 3 Men Were Once Suicidal. They Aren't Anymore And Here's Why.
Headline B: If All Men Felt Comfortable Talking About It, We Wouldn't Lose So Many


Headline A: This brilliant company is turning bigotry into something beautiful
Headline B: Supporting marriage equality with a paper shredder? Genius.


Headline A: What If Hidden Inside Some Of All The City's Skyscrapers There Was A Delectable Secret?
Headline B: Imagine A Future Where NYC's Apple Store Was Turned Into An Orchard (Apples Still Included)


Headline A: A Teacher Lists The Reasons Why We Could Hate His Students. And Tells Us Why We Shouldn't.
Headline B: A Teacher Lists The Reasons Why We Could Hate His Students. And Tells Us Why We Can't.


Headline A: Scientists Are Dying To Unlock The Secrets Of This Special Cell Because Of It's Limitless Potential
Headline B: Biologists Are Dying To Unlock The Secrets Of This Special Cell Because Of It's Limitless Potential


Headline A: A 13-Year-Old Gets Plastic Surgery To Fix What's Wrong With Her. Society Is What's Wrong With Her.
Headline B: Can You Find Something Wrong With This 8th Grader? Because She Needed Plastic Surgery.


Headline A: The Only Time You'll Want To Hear 'Serial Killer' And '6-Year-Old Girl' In The Same Story
Headline B: A Fatal Disease and A Deadly Virus Battle It Out To -- Save One Girl’s Life?


Headline A: If You Needed A Better Excuse To Start Cooking More Meals At Home, Here's One For You
Headline B: If Nutrition Is Not Necessarily About Nutrients Or Calories, Then What Is It About?


Headline A: How To Get Internet Access, Anywhere On The Earth. At Any Time. No Matter Where You Are. Period.
Headline B: Imagine This: A Dictator Will Never Be Able To Deny Knowledge From Another. It's Gonna Be Fantastic.


Headline A: This Kid's Skin Falls Off If He Moves Wrong. So The Fact That He Cracks Jokes Is Kind Of Impressive.
Headline B: The Smiles On These Sick Kids Are Precious But "Bless Your Heart" Isn't What They're Looking For


Headline A: His Bullies Used Sticks And Stones, So He Turned The Experience Into Beautiful Words To Hurt Them
Headline B: His Bullies Used Sticks And Stones, So He Turned The Experience Into Beautiful Words To Teach Them


Headline A: This Might Be Jon Stewart's Best Rant Ever. Because Racism.
Headline B: Dear People Who Think Race Isn't An Issue: Jon Stewart Has Some Words For You And Fox News


Headline A: A Dad Supports His 13 Year Old Daughter's Dream: Even If It Means Never Seeing Her Again
Headline B: Meet The American Girl Who Could Beat Out The World To Be The 1st Person On Mars


Headline A: Ever Heard Someone Say This Offensive Phrase To A Black Person? Tell Them To Try This Instead.
Headline B: Ever Heard Someone Say This Offensive Phrase To A Black Person? Tell Them To 'Try This Instead.'


Headline A: A French Film Showing Men What Being A Woman Feels Like — Kinda Nails It
Headline B: A French Film Shows Men What Being A Woman Feels Like


Headline A: This Guy Is Going To Make A Point About The London Subway System That Will Blow You Away
Headline B: You Might Not Understand This In The Beginning, But At 1:50, It Will All Make Perfect Sense.


Headline A: If Her Religion Makes You Feel Uneasy, You're Paying Attention To Exactly The Wrong Thing
Headline B: They Thought That Because She’s A Christian, They’d Get The Answer They Wanted. Not So Much.


Headline A: Lauryn Hill Rewrote The Lyrics To A Song In ’The Sound Of Music’. It’s My New Favorite Thing.
Headline B: After Hearing This, I'd Say I’m Also At The End Of My Rope, But That Might Be What Some People Want


Headline A: Our Kids Are Being Marketed A World Where Mostly Only One Minority Is Cast As The Hero
Headline B: Our Kids Are Being Marketed A World Where Heroes All Look The Same


Headline A: It's Hard For Americans To Imagine Living In A War Zone, Which Is Why These Maps Are So Brilliant
Headline B: Far Away Bombs Don't Always Make A Big Impression, But These Bring The Message Home


Headline A: PRETTY URGENT STUFF: How One Big Oil Company Is Trying To Make It A Crime For People To Speak Up
Headline B: THIS IS NOT GOOD: How One Big Oil Company Is Trying To Make It A Crime For People To Speak Up


Headline A: To Walk Through Life With More Of A Smile, Start By Acting A Bit More Like A Horse
Headline B: QUOTED: How To Be Happy On Your Own 2 Feet By Thinking Like You Would If You Had 4 Hooves Instead


Headline A: These Beautiful Men Dance For An Audience In The Dark. The Crowd Just Can’t Get Enough.
Headline B: Here’s The Part Where You’re Supposed To Focus On Their Minds, Not Their Bodies


Headline A: Why Men Shouldn't Go Out Wearing Just Steak All Over Their Bodies
Headline B: The Secret To Getting Someone To Sleep With You Is Actually Not A Secret At All


Headline A: When A Simple Idea Like This Actually Works And It Helps People Eat, Everybody Wins
Headline B: Think Of These Folks As A Matchmaker Of Sorts: They Connect Food Sources To Folks Who Are Hungry.


Headline A: Even If A Company Weren't Sponsoring This, It Would Have Still Made Us Cry
Headline B: TISSUE ALERT: The Most Impossible Family Portrait I've Ever Seen


Headline A: When He Takes The First Sip Of Water, I Dare You Not To Flinch A Little
Headline B: Poop Goes Into This Machine, And Drinking Water Comes Out. Grab Yourself A Glass.


Headline A: It's The 8th World Wonder, A Sacred Place, And On Everyone's Bucket List. But They Want A Hotel.
Headline B: No Joke. They're Planning To Build A Hotel And RV Park In The Grand Canyon.


Headline A: How To Figure Out If You May Be Gay Based On Your Brain Size, Finger Length, And Number Of Brothers
Headline B: Are You Gay? Here's A Bunch Of Science Facts About It To Help You Check.


Headline A: If You Do THIS To Kids You Will Make More Money
Headline B: If You Want A Raise, I'd Try Getting This For All The Kids In Your Neighborhood


Headline A: Stupid Law Says No Gay Marriage? Google Says Challenge Accepted.
Headline B: Put A Ring On It: Gloriously Gay Video Chats For A More Wonderous World


Headline A: Do You Want To Know The Truth About Vaccines And Autism? Can You Handle The Truth? Are You Sure?
Headline B: The Real Fact-Checked Science Facts About Autism And Vaccines


Headline A: You Might Not Want To Hear What This Psychologist Has To Say About Sex Offenders. But You Should.
Headline B: Some Sex Offenders Claim They're Still Innocent. This Psychologist Has Words About That.


Headline A: A Before And After That Has Me In Disbelief: This Is Drinking Water?
Headline B: In Just 4 Hours They Made Trash-Filtered Water Clean Again, And Some Kids Super Duper Happy


Headline A: A City In Iowa Has A Big Secret. It's Changed Everybody's Life.
Headline B: When You Hear 'Iowa' You Probably Don't Think 'Fast Internet.' That's About To Change.


Headline A: There's A Good Reason This Guy Talked Back To His Teacher, Walked Out, And Got An F
Headline B: Barbie, You Better Check Yourself Before You Wreck Everyone Else


Headline A: A Tiny Hashtag Gives Your Food Pictures A Huge Power To Feed People Worlds Away
Headline B: You Take A Picture Of Your Food And Tag It With #MealForaMeal. What You Get Is Less Hungry People.


Headline A: There's One Thing About Obamacare That Annoys Almost Everyone. Here's Why It's Kind Of Important.
Headline B: How The Obamacare Individual Mandate Works – In 2 Minutes


Headline A: The Great Barrier Reef Is Getting A Really Questionable Babysitter
Headline B: They’ve Lied, Bribed, And Destroyed, So Let’s Entrust Them With A Fragile Natural Wonder?


Headline A: Whoever Had The Balls To Make This Video Deserves A Good Check Of The Testicles
Headline B: Whoever Had The Balls To Make This Video Deserves A Good Check Of The Testicals


Headline A: The Girls Were Called To The Auditorium. I Expected A Scene From Mean Girls. Pleasant Surprise Time.
Headline B: When Girls Are Constantly Shamed For Their Looks, Is It Any Wonder There's Only 1 Photog They Trust?


Headline A: Russell Brand says just what's wrong with the way people talk about white cops who kill black men.
Headline B: This old Russell Brand video has got me thinking about American violence in a brand new way.


Headline A: Watch This Ridiculously Adorable And Uplifting Video Of A Huge Company Actually Doing Good Stuff
Headline B: Watch This Seriously Cute And Touching Video Of A Huge Company Actually Doing Admirable Stuff


Headline A: People Always Threaten To Move To Canada When They Don't Get What They Want. Think Twice About That.
Headline B: You Think I Should Move To Canada If I Don't Like It Here? No Way. That Place Is Scary.


Headline A: At First, What He’s Describing Seems A Little Dark. But Then, He Brings It Home. With Love.
Headline B: His First Few Words Are About Our Problems. Then Hope Comes In Around 02:35 And I’m Shouting, ‘YES!’


Headline A: These Women Filmmakers Want To Make The World A More Equal Place. They Almost Had To Stop. Almost.
Headline B: They Almost Had To Stop Filming What They Think Will Change America Forever. Almost.


Headline A: If You Saw Someone Bullying A Kid For Being Gay Would You Speak Out? Me Too. Unless It's Friday.
Headline B: I Wish All The People Who Love Gay Rights Would Just Stop Talking On Friday


Headline A: People Are Dying Because They’re Not Doing Something Most 1-Year-Olds Can Do
Headline B: Walking Just 30 Minutes A Day Is The Best Thing You Can Do For Your Health. Seriously.


Headline A: When He Says, ‘I’m A Human Being,’ I Tear Up, Too
Headline B: Excuse Me While I Go Thank The Universe For My Privilege. After Wiping The Tear From My Eye.


Headline A: There's No Way These Guys Gave Their Permission To Be In This Video. But I Doubt Anyone Cares.
Headline B: 4 Guys Try To Save The Planet Using Some Old Footage And A Catchy Beat


Headline A: An Impressive Number Of Famous People Have Figured Out Who Will Stop Sexual Assault
Headline B: These Celebs Have A Lot Of Responsibilities. But They've Learned That One Is Pretty important.


Headline A: Awful Religious Stereotypes? Shattered. By Two Girls And One Absolutely Stunning Performance.
Headline B: Awful Religious Stereotypes? Shattered. By Two Girls And One Absolutely Mesmerizing Performance.


Headline A: That All Too Common Compliment Is Actually An Insult In Disguise
Headline B: She Wants A World Where Her Life Isn't Exceptional. I Say Let's Give It To Her.


Headline A: A terrible thing happened to this 20-year-old woman. They're trying to let the whole world to know.
Headline B: A terrible thing happened to this 20-year-old woman. Their wearing skirts to tell the world.


Headline A: What Happens When A Non Dog-Person Meets A Pit Bull For The First Time? Hint: It's Not Violent.
Headline B: What Happens When Nervous People Meet Pit Bulls For The First Time? Hint: It's Pretty Cute.


Headline A: This Smug Fuckface Is A Big Reason Cops Are Shooting So Many Black Kids These Days
Headline B: Are The Youth Of America Evolving Into Killing Machines?


Headline A: This Girl Wrote New Lyrics For 'Let It Go,' And They Are Quite Stunning
Headline B: She Wrote New Lyrics For A Popular Song I Bet A Lot Of Peeps Will Relate To


Headline A: I'd Be Okay With Filibustering If More Filibusters Were As Funny As This One
Headline B: This Is What Democracy Looks Like When A Nerd Does It


Headline A: If You Do THIS To Kids You Will Make More Money
Headline B: If You Want A Raise, I'd Try Getting This For All The Kids In Your Neighborhood


Headline A: Some Nerdy Teachers Asked A Couple Of Comedy Writers For Help. Here's The Bizarrely Genius Result.
Headline B: A Teacher Asked Some Comedians For Help. So This Insanely Genius Thing Happened.


Headline A: Do Not Do What He Did. It Will Hurt. A Lot. But Hey, Watch What He Did. Because Science.
Headline B: He's In A Lot Of Pain. So You Better Learn What He Has To Teach You. It's The Least You Can Do.


Headline A: A TV Star Has To Explain Why A White Man Killing A Black Kid Is An American Problem, Not A Black One
Headline B: A TV Star Explain's Why The Dunn Trial Is A White, American, Societal Problem, Not A Black One


Headline A: People Are Dying Because They’re Not Doing Something Most 1-Year-Olds Can Do
Headline B: 1 Doctor's Advice You'd Be Crazy Not To Listen To


Headline A: This Very Nifty Map Of America Makes Me Feel Awful Because I Live In North Carolina. And Your State?
Headline B: This Very Nifty Map Of America Makes Me Feel Great Because I Live In Massachusetts. And Your State?


Headline A: Going Viral: Humiliating Girls Who Allow Themselves To Be Caught On Hidden Camera
Headline B: 16-Year-Old Girl Asks Her Friends About ‘Slut-Shaming.’ No One Is Ashamed.


Headline A: Hear 1 Comic Book Writer’s Unique Response To The Generic ‘Strong Female Character’ Question
Headline B: I Don’t Know About You, But I Prefer My Strong Female Characters To Pass The 'Sexy Lamp' Test


Headline A: Here is the smartest money move we could make. How dumb is it that we're not?
Headline B: Some say they're against abortion. Then why aren't they all for funding contraceptives?


Headline A: If You've Ever Been White, It'd Be Great If You Watched This
Headline B: How To Not Get Offended By Your Co-Worker And Vice Versa When Talking About Hot-Button Topics


Headline A: A Homeless Man Escapes The Streets By Taking Out 37 Thousand Dollars In Student Loans
Headline B: If You Graduated Many Moons Ago, But Still Have Student Loan Nightmares, Here's Why


Headline A: This Is One War I Fully Support. Mostly Because It's Keeping Us All Alive.
Headline B: Find Out Why AIDS Isn't A Death Sentence Anymore. That's Right, I Said 'Isn't.'


Headline A: Some Nerdy Teachers Asked A Couple Of Comedy Writers For Help. Here's The Bizarrely Genius Result.
Headline B: A Teacher Asked Some Comedy Writers For Help. This Insanely Genius Video Soon Followed.


Headline A: They Call It The 'Defense Of Marriage Act,' So Why Is It Tearing This Couple Apart?
Headline B: I'd Like To Think I'm An Informed Straight Ally, But I'm Embarrassed I Didn't Know This


Headline A: Okay, Friends. It's Time We Have A Talk About Something We're Paying Way Too Much For.
Headline B: Okay, Friends. It's Time For Us To Talk About Something That's Costing Us Way Too Much.


Headline A: They Were Attacked 4 Years Ago For Publishing A Cartoon. This Morning, 12 People Are Dead.
Headline B: They Were Attacked 4 Years Ago For Publishing A Cartoon. Today, 12 People Are Dead.


Headline A: She Changed Her Profile Photo From A Black Woman To A White Man And Basically Broke The Internet
Headline B: If You Ever Want To See Into The Matrix, Change Your Twitter Profile Photo To A Black Woman


Headline A: Every Year There's A Giant Sex Party In Australia. (Not That Kind.) And Now They Are Ruining It.
Headline B: They've Decided They Need To Trash This Natural Wonder, Because They're Greedy And Don't Give A Sh*t


Headline A: I Could Almost Feel The Puppy's Heart Fall As She Watched Her Friend Freeze Up
Headline B: They Tried To Rescue 2 Puppies, But 1 Made A Bold Move They Didn't See Coming


Headline A: You Know How Some Roller Coasters Go From 0 To 90 In 2 Seconds? Well This Is The Horrifying Opposite
Headline B: How You Can Change Your Life And The Lives Of Your Friends In Mere Seconds, But Not In A Good Way


Headline A: Wonder If That War Photographer Who Films Close Up Ever Gets Hurt? Yep, And In More Ways Than One.
Headline B: Journalists Being Killed At Alarming Rates Is News ... But It Sure Isn't New


Headline A: A Brilliant Scientist Created The Coolest Toy Ever For This Kid So He Wouldn't Feel Left Out
Headline B: This Kid Just Got *Coolest* Gift. And He's Not The Only One, Thanks To Some Big-Hearted Scientists.


Headline A: We Lost This Kid 80 Years Too Early. I'm Glad He Went Out With A Bang.
Headline B: The Happiest Story About A Kid Dying Of Cancer I've Ever Seen


Headline A: We Ask People Their Opinions On Whether Actual Facts Are True. Doesn't That Seem Odd To You?
Headline B: A Host Helps Bill Nye With A Perfect Response To All The People Who Doubt His Science Facts On TV


Headline A: It's Hard To Imagine These Kids Behind Bars. Then Again, Maybe It's Not.
Headline B: These Kids Have Really Big Dreams. Can You Imagine Them Behind Bars?


Headline A: One Guy Takes HIs Camera On The Street And Captures Our Personal Parts Per Million
Headline B: A New, Simple Lens Attached To A Camera Is Exposing Our Personal Parts Per Million


Headline A: Imagine The Delight On This Little Girl’s Face To See Such A Package Arrive At Her Doorstep
Headline B: Reading A Story Together Is One Of The Most Precious Things A Parent Can Do With Their Kids


Headline A: A Bunch Of Half-Truths And Distortions About Climate Change Get Called Out. With Tea In Hand.
Headline B: Russell Brand's Rant Against An Australian Billionaire Is Exactly What This Planet Needs


Headline A: One Sherif Wants To See Prisoners Back In Stripes Because Of This Emmy Winning Show
Headline B: What's The Difference Between Orange And Stripes? For This Guy, His Prisoners' Humanity.


Headline A: Give Me 1 Reason Why He Shouldn't Have The #1 Hit Single In America Right Now. Holy God.
Headline B: Please Give Me 1 Reason Why He Shouldn't Have The #1 Hit Single In America Right Now


Headline A: Oh No! The Gays Are Raising Babies! Wait, That's A Good Thing ... A Very Good Thing.
Headline B: If You Went Back To 1980 And Show Someone This Infographic, They'd Call You Crazy


Headline A: 54 Years Ago, The U.S. Made A Decision That Completely Failed. We Still Haven't Reversed It.
Headline B: 2 Weeks Ago, Barack Obama Made A Historic Decision. He Didn't Go Far Enough.


Headline A: The Secret Of U.S. Politics: Spend Money On Politicians. Get Them To Help You Out. Rinse, Repeat.
Headline B: Two Things Happen When Money Influences Politics. Neither Are Good For You And Me.


Headline A: The story here is sad but beautiful. Whose is it? Water's. (Penélope Cruz narrates.)
Headline B: Penélope Cruz tells the sad but beautiful story of water. It's haunting.


Headline A: Stop Teaching Kids About Sex After Marriage And Start Teaching Them About Sex After 'Yes'!
Headline B: I Can't Believe Kids Aren't ALREADY Learning This In School. No Wait, Yes I Can.


Headline A: To The Men That Mistreated These Girls (And Their Mothers): You. Just. Got. Burned.
Headline B: How Would You React If You Watched Someone Burn Your Mother With Cigarettes As A Child?


Headline A: Ever Wonder Why Your Cable Guy Shows Up Whenever He Wants And Doesn't Seem Sorry? This Explains It.
Headline B: Why Internet Companies Don't Seem To Be Competing For Your Business (It's Because They're Not)


Headline A: A Kid Threw A Book At His Teacher On The First Day Of School, But The Teacher Gets The Last Laugh
Headline B: There's A Lot To Be Learned When You Get A Book Thrown At You On The First Day Of School


Headline A: This movie serves as a big, black, and beautiful 'screw you' to racist tendencies in Hollywood.
Headline B: An actress was sick of the roles she was being offered as a black woman. So she made her own movie.


Headline A: A Young Neil Tyson Had To Teach Some Cops A Lesson. That Was Only The Beginning.
Headline B: Cops Thought The Black Teen Had A Rocket Launcher. So Neil Taught Them All A Lesson.


Headline A: This Minimum-Wage Timeline Video Is Addictive. I Understand New Things Every Time I Watch It.
Headline B: I Got Totally Into This Minimum Wage Timeline Video, And I've Been Trying To Understand It For Days


Headline A: We Ask People Their Opinions On Whether Actual Facts Are True. Doesn't That Seem Odd To You?
Headline B: A Talk Show Host Invites A Scientist (Or 96) On His Show To Spout Some Fact-y Facts


Headline A: When Doctors Autopsied A Star Athlete, They Found What The NFL Hoped They Wouldn't
Headline B: When An NFL Hall Of Famer Died At 50 In 2002, His Autopsy Started A Movement


Headline A: The Crazy Scientist Behind One Of The Most-Watched TED Talks Explains Ebola In 90 Seconds
Headline B: Give Him A Pen And A Map And This Scientist Can Explain The Ebola Outbreak In 90 Seconds


Headline A: He Didn't Even Get A Minute In Before I Started Clutching My Chest. So Many People Need What He Has.
Headline B: If You're Not Like Him, Find Someone Who Is And Be A Support For Them. They're Everywhere.


Headline A: Jeez, What Can't Kickstarter Do?! This Project Is Literally Out Of This World.
Headline B: NASA Lost It's Funding, So We've Got To Find A Way To Keep Exploring Space. Here's How.


Headline A: If Your Grandma Used To Be Known As ‘The Buttered Biscuit,’ Would You Want Sex Advice From Her?
Headline B: What To Do Instead Of Getting Birth Control Advice From Your Grandmother


Headline A: Two Very Powerful Women Get Asked About Double Standards. Their Responses Probably Won't Shock You.
Headline B: Hillary Clinton Pretty Much Captures Sexist Double Standards With A Couple Of Great Stories


Headline A: If You Needed A Better Excuse To Start Cooking More Meals At Home, Here's One For You
Headline B: Looking For An Excuse To Channel Your Inner-Iron Chef? Here It Is.


Headline A: Scientists Mapped 8,000 Galaxies Surrounding Us And Found This Amazing Discovery
Headline B: They Mapped 8,000 Galaxies Surrounding Us And Found This Amazing Discovery


Headline A: The First Point She Made Was Like, BOOM! The Other 7 Just Got Better And Better.
Headline B: 8 Times My *Fav* Daily Show Correspondend Tells It Like. It. Is.


Headline A: OMG. They Tell Her That Her Words Are BS Right To Her Face. So Satisfying.
Headline B: They Tried To Cross Their Land Without Their Permission. Big Mistake.


Headline A: If You Think Only Poor People Are On Welfare, Wait Till You See What These Guys Do With It
Headline B: Everything You Wanted To Know About How Welfare Really Works But Were Afraid To Ask


Headline A: The Shocking But Important Truth About Who Sexually Abuses Kids
Headline B: The Truth Behind Who *Really* Sexually Abuses Kids — And What We Can Do


Headline A: Why Was This Second-Year Med Student Deprived Of 1,138 Rights Most Americans Have?
Headline B: Do You Know What’s Being Largely Overlooked In The Marriage Equality Debate?


Headline A: There's A Good Reason This Guy Talked Back To His Teacher, Walked Out, And Got An F
Headline B: There's A Good Reason This 18-Year-Old Kid Talked Back To His 'Teacher', Walked Out, And Got An F


Headline A: Don't Believe In Two Different Americas? Here's All The Proof You Need. Which One Do You Live In?
Headline B: Don't Believe In Two Different Americas? Here's All The Proof You Need.


Headline A: Stephen Fry Takes A Firm Stance On Grammar. He Doesn't Go The Way You'd Think.
Headline B: Stephen Fry Takes A Firm Stance On Using Proper Grammar — He Hates It


Headline A: This Is What Happens When Little Boys Believe That Anything Is Possible
Headline B: They Were Losing Pretty Badly. So They Took Off Their Shoes And Ended Up In The History Books.


Headline A: How A Gay Teacher At A Religious School Only Needed 1 Sign To Know That She Was Truly Welcome
Headline B: Being Gay Is Hard Enough. Now Try Being A Teacher. At A Religious School.


Headline A: The Juxtaposition Of Little Boys And Little Girls In This Setting Should Not Be So Jarring
Headline B: Seeing Little Boys — And Girls Skateboarding Shouldn't Be So Jarring


Headline A: This Comedian Is So Funny I Had To Take A Tally Of The Applauses He Was Getting
Headline B: JOKES: Women, Weed, Religion, And Gays. Also, 1 About White Guys, If You Like That Kind Of Thing.


Headline A: Did You Know There's An Abortion Desert In The U.S.? Allow This Really 'Female' Puppet To Show You.
Headline B: There's A Women's Health Crisis In America. Allow This "Womanly" Puppet To Explain It To You.


Headline A: The Most Passive Aggressive Way To Cure Malaria Using Elizabeth Banks I Have Ever Seen
Headline B: The Most Passive Aggressive Way To Save Children Using Elizabeth Banks I Have Ever Seen


Headline A: Even If You’ve Never Heard Of Levar Burton OR Reading Rainbow, Here's Your Chance
Headline B: Levar Burton. Reading Rainbow. You Just Know This Is Gonna Be Good!


Headline A: He Knew He Was Writing The Final Song Of His Life, And What It Is Might Just Break Your Heart
Headline B: He Sings 'I'm Not Gonna Miss You,' And When You Realize What He Means, It's Devastating


Headline A: Sometimes Clothes Say Something About You. Sometimes They Say Nothing Because Clothes Don't Talk.
Headline B: Here's Some Free Advice That Will Instantly Make You More Likable: Avoid This Insult At All Costs


Headline A: Her job didn't exist before. Now it's changing her whole town.
Headline B: A video (and a job) that might make you realize just how much you take your tap for granted.


Headline A: Some Of These Kids Believe They'd Be In Jail Or Dead If Not For Vegetables. Really.
Headline B: A Bunch of Kids From The Bronx Started Growing Stuff And Found Hope While Doing It


Headline A: The Most Compelling Explanation Of Why We Should Remove The Word 'Gay' Before The Word 'Adoption'
Headline B: There's A Word We Need To Remove When We Talk About Adoption.


Headline A: When A Heckler Shouts Something Obvious At Her, She Says Something 10 Times More Obvious Back
Headline B: When A Heckler Shouts Something Ridiculous At Her, She Says Something Obvious Back


Headline A: Whoever Had The Balls To Make This Video Deserves A Good Check Of The Testicles
Headline B: 2 Funny Videos Explain How To Make Sure That You Don't Have Testicle Cancer


Headline A: Haven’t Classic Children’s Stories Always Been About More Than What They’re About?
Headline B: It Seems That At Times Little Kids Lead The Charge To A Brighter Tomorrow Than We Who Are Large


Headline A: Did You Know There's An Abortion Desert In The U.S.? Allow This Really 'Female' Puppet To Show You.
Headline B: Allow This Fuzzy Pink Puppet To Tell You The Story Of Her Trek Across The Abortion Desert


Headline A: He Got Tired Of Being Bullied By Trolls. So He Made This. Well Played.
Headline B: When You See A Troll Online, Think Of This Poet's Wise Words Before You Reply


Headline A: Watch An Anti-Tax Lobbyist Get Schooled On How Science Works By A 19-Year-Old College Kid
Headline B: Watch An Anti-Tax Economist Get Schooled On How The Economy Works By A 19-Year-Old College Kid


Headline A: Since When Does Being Popular Mean Having To Put Up With This Kind Of Bullying
Headline B: Since When Does Being Popular Mean Having To Put Up With This Kinda Bullying


Headline A: An Anti-Gay Scoutmaster Gets A Hard Life Lesson From A Straight Boy Scout And A Gay News Anchor
Headline B: An Anti-Gay Scoutmaster Gets A Hard Life Lesson From A Straight Eagle Scout And A Gay News Anchor


Headline A: Be Careful How You Speak To Someone With A Disability. Especially If They're Viciously Funny.
Headline B: His Physical Disability Caused A Girl To Scream. His Comedic Abilities Have Crowds Screaming Now.


Headline A: Chart Proving That Sometimes The Most Annoying Little Things On the Planet Are Also The Deadliest
Headline B: Bill Gates Just Shared A Chart Of The Most Dangerous Animals Alive. What's He Up To?


Headline A: The Video Has No Words And You'll Still Understand The Language Of Poverty
Headline B: It's Easy To Understand The Feelings You'll Probably Feel About Poverty, Even Without Words


Headline A: What If Hidden Inside Some Of All The City's Skyscrapers There Was A Delectable Secret?
Headline B: Sometimes The Diagrams Look Like They're From A Sci-Fi Movie, But They Don't Have To Be


Headline A: Cocaine And Heroin Jokes Are Absolutely Hilarious, Just Read This Graphic To See How Funny They Are
Headline B: I Would Love To Make 5 Times More Money Than Coca-Cola Makes Every Year. But Not This Way.


Headline A: How To Get Internet Access, Anywhere On The Earth. At Any Time. No Matter Where You Are. Period.
Headline B: If 100% Of Us Have The Knowledge To Operate At Full Capacity, This Company Will Have Succeeded


Headline A: A TV Host Asked About What He Was Wearing. His Answer Showed How Awesome (Some) Celebrities Can Be.
Headline B: This Actor Was Asked About The Flower On His Shirt. His Answer Should Inspire Us All To Do More.A TV Host Asked About What He Was Wearing. His Answer Showed How Awesome (Some) Celebrities Can Be.


Headline A: I Don't Want To See Another Piece Telling Me What Janay Rice Ought To Do. Here's Why.
Headline B: A Football Player Hit His Wife On Video. America Saw It. And Now America's Telling Her What To Do.


Headline A: No One Applauds This Woman Because They're Too Creeped Out At Themselves To Put Their Hands Together
Headline B: The Secret Weapon In Food Marketing


Headline A: Be Careful How You Speak To Someone With A Disability. Especially If They're Viciously Funny.
Headline B: His Appearance Makes Some People Uncomfortable. So He Just Tries To Make It Worse. It's Hilarious.


Headline A: This Guy Went From Making Beer Ads To Making Memes To Change How You Think About Beer Ads
Headline B: "All Media Is Educational Media. The Question Is - What Is It Teaching Us?"


Headline A: Ever Wonder What Really Happens To That Water Bottle After You Recycle It? Here's The Truth.
Headline B: Tired Of Hearing About Depressing Climate Change? Here's 1 Super Easy Way To Make A Big Difference.


Headline A: Raise Your Hand If You Want Coke And Pepsi To Be A Little More Green
Headline B: Dear, Coke And Pepsi: You Can Do Better. Here's How.


Headline A: Student Freaks Out In Front Of His Class And Says What We're All Thinking About Our Education System
Headline B: Student Freaks Out After Getting Sent To Principal's Office For Standing Up For His Principles


Headline A: The Most Inspiring Speech In The History Of Time About The Evilest, Boringest Thing In The Universe
Headline B: What Do A Dingo, A Baby, And Comcast Have To Do With Your Day To Day Life? Ask John Oliver.


Headline A: It's Really Cool That You Studied Abroad. But The Way You Talk About Your Trip? Not So Cool.
Headline B: Here's How To Make Your Study Abroad Trip Sound Really Obnoxious


Headline A: The First 1 Minute And 20 Seconds Are So Hard To Watch, But The End Is Just Too Important
Headline B: Most People Know That Animal Testing Is Cruel, But Not Many People Know Just How Pointless It Is


Headline A: Movies Treat 13-Year-Old Girls And 39-Year-Old Women The Same In One Incredibly Disturbing Way
Headline B: Movies Treat 13-Year-Old Girls And 39-Year-Old Women The Same In One Predictable, Yet Upsetting Way


Headline A: If Science Got Ruined For You In High School, Let This Comic Bring It Back For You
Headline B: A Plea To Anyone Who Had Science Ruined For Them Back In High School


Headline A: Next Time I See These Things At A Wedding, I Won't Be Laughing
Headline B: These Machines Fly In The Sky. John Oliver Points Out How Messed Up They Are.


Headline A: Mosquitoes Are Total Discriminatory Jerks And Here's The Proof You Need To See
Headline B: Mosquitoes Are Big Little Jerks And This Guy Has 3 Reasons Why


Headline A: Her Videos Get A Lot Of Comments From Pissed Off Men. It's Exactly Why She Should Make More.
Headline B: She Used To Be Afraid To Speak Up. This Is How One Video Changed That.


Headline A: The First 26 Seconds Are Just Upsetting. But After That? It Warmed My Heart.
Headline B: They Learned How To Do The Work Themselves — And Now It's Changing Their Future Forever


Headline A: When A Dude Says That Maybe She's Asking For It, She Has The Perfect Response. So Very Perfect.
Headline B: When A Misguided Fool Says To Her That Maybe She's Asking For It, She Has The Perfect Response


Headline A: The long showers you like to take are not the *real* problem.
Headline B: Shorter showers won't end our global water-shortage crisis; it's this shared understanding that will.


Headline A: He Saw His Father Fail At Age 12. Later In Life, He Passed On The Lesson He Learned.
Headline B: 8 Gifs Show A Sadder Side Of When Parents Just Don't Understand


Headline A: I Wonder If This Gun Control Opponent Realizes How Bad His Arguments Are
Headline B: Maybe When This Gun Control Opponent Watches The Footage, He'll Realize How Bad His Arguments Were


Headline A: His team signed one of the top players in the league, so why is this sportscaster so upset?
Headline B: A sportscaster says what needs to be said to the NFL about hitting women.


Headline A: It’s A Miracle That They Keep Their Clothes On All Day, But I Wouldn't
Headline B: They Don’t Want To Leave Their Homes. They Feel What’s Lurking Outside.


Headline A: People Have Mocked Her Story For Years. Now She's Going Up To The Mic And Taking It Back.
Headline B: If You Stop Listening To Her In The First 12 Seconds, You're Proving Her Point


Headline A: They Kicked Her Out Of The Party, But Not Before She Gave The Prime Minister A Note: On Her Undies
Headline B: They Kicked Her Out Of The Party, But Not Before She Gave The Prime Minister A Note: On Her Panties


Headline A: The Doctor Gave Him 2 Choices. His Decision Ended In Tears. But He Won't Forget What She Taught Him.
Headline B: He Retells The Story Of His Mother's Death And What She Taught Him That We Can All Take To Heart


Headline A: What She Says About Drunk Driving Sounds Ridiculous At First. 0:45 Is When You Get It.
Headline B: She Gets Behind The Wheel And Does A Shot. If You Think You Know Where This Is Going, Just Wait.


Headline A: The Scientific Reason Someone Chooses To Be Your Friend Might Freak You Out ... Just A Bit
Headline B: Does Your Best Friend Feel Like Family? That's Because They Kinda Are.


Headline A: A Fantastic Photo Series To Help Us Think About Judgment. (Spoiler Alert: We Shouldn't Do It!)
Headline B: You Know Those Moms Who Do Things That Make You Wonder What They're Thinking? Let's Talk About That.


Headline A: I've Gone To State Capitols To Chant & Sing. I Guess That's Mighty Offensive To Those In Power ...
Headline B: Ever Heard Of ‘Imminent Disturbance’? You Will, Especially If You Ever Want To Sing At The Capitol.


Headline A: Why Does This Anti-Censorship Interview From 1959 Seem Terrifyingly Relevant Today?
Headline B: An Interview From 1959 Shows Exactly Why The Internet Needs To Stay Neutral


Headline A: They Were Going To Kill This Doggie Mama. Instead They Sent Her To Prison.
Headline B: The Benefits Of Sending Dogs To Human Prisons


Headline A: How Every Parent's Nightmare Is Preventable With Two Chairs
Headline B: Why Parents Who Avoid Talking To Their Kids About Drugs Are Probably Failing Them Miserably


Headline A: This Guy Just Served Up A Slice Of $#!% Pie To 9 People Involved In The Ray Rice Assault
Headline B: This Sports Commentator Just Called Out 9 Cowardly People Involved In The Ray Rice Assault


Headline A: 54 Years Ago, The U.S. Made A Decision That Completely Failed. We Still Haven't Reversed It.
Headline B: 5 Decades Ago, The U.S. Made A Decision That Completely Failed. We Still Haven't Reversed It.


Headline A: 51 Pretty Shocking Facts That Make Things Harder For Every Woman You Have Ever Met
Headline B: 51 Pretty Shocking Facts That Make Things A Lot Harder For Every Woman You Have Ever Met


Headline A: This Politician Proves That Money In Politics Is (Quite Literally) A Dirty Business
Headline B: URGENT: Politicians Will Strip Unless We End Corruption. Probably.


Headline A: The Harsh Way She Judged Him Says A Lot About Her And Nothing About Him
Headline B: She Was Almost Frozen With Fear Of The Man. The Problem? It Was The Wrong One.


Headline A: He told her that her body was shameful. She decided to be proud of its power.
Headline B: He told me that my body was shameful. I decided to be proud of its power.


Headline A: Watch It. Listen To The Guys. Watch It Again. Listen To The Women. Then Listen To The Women Again.
Headline B: Because Every Guy Who Harasses Women On The Street Comes Off Like The Guy At 10 Seconds In


Headline A: The Alternate Story Behind One Of The Greek Gods Is A Much Better One Than The One You Know
Headline B: We Must Take A Martial Arts Approach To Save The Earth. Well, Not Earth. It'll Be Fine. To Save Us.


Headline A: If You Watch Hilary Swank Annoy A Whiny Senator, You Will Be Helping Punch Malaria In The Face
Headline B: If You Watch Hilary Swank Annoy A Whiny Senator, You'll Be Helping Tell Malaria To Go The Hell Away


Headline A: Right Now "Big Data" Means Government Spying. But It Doesn't Have To. It Gets Better.
Headline B: SOON: We May Actually Know Everything About Everything


Headline A: Glen Campbell's Final Song Of His Life Might Just Break Your Heart
Headline B: He Knew He Was Writing The Final Song Of His Life, And What It Is Might Just Break Your Heart


Headline A: A Buff Man From Australia Shows Off His Adequately-Sized...Turtle...For A Really Important Cause
Headline B: Here’s Someone Who Proves That Aussie Men Really Do Have The Most Adequately-Sized...Turtles


Headline A: He Didn't Even Get A Minute In Before I Started Clutching My Chest. So Many People Need What He Has.
Headline B: Someone You Know Could Be Fighting A Battle Like His


Headline A: He Asks Jennifer Lawrence What Would Happen If She Got Ebola. She Answers In 3 Words.
Headline B: He Asks Jennifer Lawrence What Would Happen If She Got Ebola. Her Answer Is The Whole Problem.


Headline A: This Young Girl Didn't See Her Life Changing Second By Second — Will You?
Headline B: Watch A Powerful Twist Happen As This Girl Grows Up A Second-A-Day


Headline A: So You're Not Sure If You Should Ever Use The Word 'Gay?' Here's The Handiest Flow Chart Ever.
Headline B: Why You Might Want To Stop Calling Things Gay


Headline A: It's a totally wild and pristine area. So naturally, someone wants to destroy it.
Headline B: It would be the largest mine of its kind in Alaska. That's a REALLY big deal — here's why.


Headline A: What It’s Like For Some Women To Move Through Life, In 4 Minutes
Headline B: An Artist Illustrated Her Take On How Women Relate To Their Bodies Through Life And It's Beautiful


Headline A: Don't Believe In Two Different Americas? Here's All The Proof You Need. Which One Do You Live In?
Headline B: Don't Believe In Two Different Americas? Here's All The Proof You Need.


Headline A: Scientists Are Dying To Unlock The Secrets Of This Special Cell Because Of It's Limitless Potential
Headline B: I Didn't Know About This Special Cell But OMG It Might Be Able To Cure A LOT Of Diseases


Headline A: The little girl in this story is no longer alive. But she's still the star.
Headline B: Her name was 'Essence.' This is a little story about making her essence felt in her community.


Headline A: This Kid Just Died. What He Left Behind Is Wonderful.
Headline B: If You Know You Are Gonna Die Before You Turn 19, You Might As Well Do This


Headline A: Scientists Mapped 8,000 Galaxies Surrounding Us And Found This Amazing Discovery
Headline B: Scientists Located 8,000 Galaxies Near Us. What They Found Is Amazing.


Headline A: They Said No Kids Allowed. Watch This Girl’s Awe-Inspiring Response.
Headline B: Watching A South African Girl Innovate Her Way Out Of A Problem Gave Me All The Feels


Headline A: When People Get Weird About Feminism, Just Show Them These Drawings
Headline B: A Cool Blogger Lady Explains Feminism With Microsoft Paint. It's The Best.


Headline A: Here’s How You End Up In Prison If You’re British And Also A Complete Idiot
Headline B: A Cold, Hard Fact That Is Very Important You Don't Mess Up


Headline A: This brilliant company is turning bigotry into something beautiful
Headline B: Gay propaganda transformed to make gay weddings more festive? Now that's lemons into lemonade.


Headline A: He Listed Off All The Things That Could Be Done With My $3 And I Found Myself Reaching For My Wallet
Headline B: $3 A Day For 3 Months Buys All This? Sign Me Up.


Headline A: Here’s why playing music does things to a brain that nothing else does. Spoiler alert: Yipes!
Headline B: Here’s why scientists believe learning to play music works a brain like nothing else. P.S. Yipes.


Headline A: She says 9 sentences in the beginning, and that's all that it took to convince me.
Headline B: 23 people a day die from this illness. But insurance companies don't really care.


Headline A: Here Are Plenty Of Reasons To Cross Sodas Off My Grocery List. Forever.
Headline B: Now, Here’s A Good Reason To Cross Sodas Off My Grocery List. Forever.


Headline A: When Trying To Make A Living Turned Into A Nightmare, This Woman Changed It Back Into A Dream
Headline B: Think Lawmakers Don't Affect You? As My Mother Used To Say, 'You've Got Another Thing Coming, Mister!'


Headline A: Malala Just Gave A Stunning Acceptance Speech In 3 Different Languages, Then Went Back To Class
Headline B: Malala Had 2 Choices: Say Nothing And Die, Or Speak Up And Die. We're Lucky She's Still Here Today.


Headline A: They Thought They Were Going To The Shelter. They Walked Into A Five-Star Restaurant. Gasps!
Headline B: It Might Be The Most Surprising Place For A Five-Star Restaurant Ever. So Amazing.


Headline A: He Might Not Have Had A Lot Of Friends Last Week, But Look At Him Now
Headline B: He Didn't Have Many Friends. but Now Upworthy's Co-Founder And A Huge Bollywood Star Got His Back.


Headline A: If Someone Tells You To Go To College To Get Ahead, Say 'Watch This, Then We Can Talk'
Headline B: When Someone Tells You To Go To College To Get Ahead, Say 'Watch This, Then We Can Talk'


Headline A: You Don't Have To Choose Between Having A Family Vs. A Career. Well, Some Of You Don't, Anyway.
Headline B: Why Is This Baby Screaming? It Probably Has Something To Do With The 'Diaper Penalty.'


Headline A: Here's A 2-Minute Movie About A Gay Biker Gang That'll Warm Your Heart
Headline B: This 2-Minute Clip About A Gay Biker Gang Proves You Don't Have To Be Conventional To Make An Impact


Headline A: 8 Fashion Models Who Care About A Lot More Than Just The Way They Look
Headline B: 8 Times Fashion Models Said Things I Never Thought I'd Hear A Fashion Model Say


Headline A: Watch A Kid At A Dinner Table Accidentally Destroy One Of His Mother's Lifelong Beliefs
Headline B: A Kid's Accidental Dinnertime Argument Makes His Mother Start Crying


Headline A: Where Is The Most Dangerous Place In The World To Be A Journalist?
Headline B: Meet The Reporters Who Are Putting Their Lives On The Line To Report On Mexico's Drug War


Headline A: He was sued by a famous stuntman over his Kanye video. Not as impressive as what he's doing now.
Headline B: A filmmaker is building 'the ultimate empathy machine' with amazing virtual reality films.


Headline A: There's An Exciting Marketing Campaign Happening In The South And Gay People Are The Focus
Headline B: A Response To Some Southern States That Has Me Tickled Pink About Gay Rights


Headline A: A Haunting Look At What Happens When We Make Our Kids 'Behave'
Headline B: Blue For Boys And Pink For Girls? That's Just The Tip Of The Iceberg That's Sinking Our Kids.


Headline A: The NFL just hired their first female ref. Here's why that's huge news.
Headline B: When you imagine an NFL ref, you probably don't think of this lady. Yet.


Headline A: You Probably Don't Think You're Racist, But Even You Can Make Wrong Assumptions. These Photos Might Prove It.
Headline B: If The Humanity In This Photo Series Surprises You, You Might Have Some Deep Thinking To Do


Headline A: A Game We All Played As Kids Has Everything To Do With How We Treat Each Other As Adults
Headline B: For Anyone Who's Ever Been Bullied, Put Down, Or Made To Feel Small, Please Listen To His Words


Headline A: No One Gets Their Perspective, So They're Forced To Joke About It. Now Imagine They're Not White.
Headline B: 4 Things About Race That Will Make You Laugh Instead of Bumming You Out


Headline A: Did You Know There's An Abortion Desert In The U.S.? Allow This Really 'Female' Puppet To Show You.
Headline B: Maybe Using A Puppet To Talk About The 'A' Word Will Help People Learn About A Serious Crisis


Headline A: It's Just A Couple Of Curves In The Middle, Yet, We All Can't Help Ourselves
Headline B: This Women's Body Part Was In The News So Much Last Year, You'd Think We Just Found Out Where It Was


Headline A: Every time some charity asks for your money, ask them if they do it like this.
Headline B: When you're thinking about making a donation, find out if they know about this.


Headline A: Watch An Ad For The Paralympics That Gives Superbowl Ads A Run For Their Money
Headline B: You'll Wonder Why This Video Is Edited Weirdly. Keep Watching For The Reveal.


Headline A: A Comedian Reveals A Little Secret About The NFL. The Way He Explains It Is Pure Genius.
Headline B: A Comedian Just Realized Something Kind Of Amazing About The NFL (That It Would Probably Deny)


Headline A: A Fake 'Ad' Captures Both The Absurdity And Anger I Feel Toward High Speed Internet Companies
Headline B: Here's Why No One Ever Says 'I Love My High Speed Internet Company!'


Headline A: If These Gifs Make You Mad, Your Priorities Are In A Really 'Interesting' Order
Headline B: It's Time For The World To See This And Go, 'This Is Boring'


Headline A: Ellen, Katy Perry, And A Hockey Player Walk Into A Commercial And Destroy A Silly Argument
Headline B: Ellen, Sofia Vergara, And A Hockey Player Walk Into A Commercial And Destroy A Silly Argument


Headline A: Jon Stewart Of America Meets The Jon Stewart Of Egypt And Hilarity Ensues
Headline B: When Life (Or An Authoritarian Regime) Gets You Down, Sometimes You Just Have To Laugh At It


Headline A: An embarrassing dad made his kid's birthday party awful. And set public health back 100 years.
Headline B: Worst birthday party ever: Dad messes up 100 years of progress, doesn't even get kid a pony.


Headline A: Remember Sandy Hook? Apparently The Senate Doesn't.
Headline B: The NRA Claims It's Latest Victim. Say Goodbye To Background Check Reform.


Headline A: The Crazy Scientist Behind One Of The Most-Watched TED Talks Explains Ebola In 90 Seconds
Headline B: Give Him A Pen And A Map And This Scientist Can Explain The Ebola Outbreak In 90 Seconds


Headline A: Over 160 Years Ago, A Former Slave Rocked The World With These Words
Headline B: 163 Years Ago, A Former Slave Rocked The World With These Words


Headline A: This robotic bear can tell when a child is in pain based on how hard they squeeze its hand.
Headline B: A robot whose sole purpose is to connect emotionally with cancer patients. It's working, too.


Headline A: Robin Williams' Advice For People Who Are Depressed Is Really Good
Headline B: Here's What You Should Learn From Robin Williams


Headline A: File This Under Awesome Things About The Universe That I Had No Clue About
Headline B: Scientists Have Mapped Out Part Of The Universe And The Milky Way Is Now Living Inside 'Laniakea'.


Headline A: One Of The Biggest Scams To Steal From Working People Is Right Here
Headline B: What McDonald's Asked These Managers To Do Isn't Just Horrible. It's Illegal.


Headline A: You Won't Believe Who The NSA Spies On More Than Russia. Meet INSERT YOUR NAME HERE.
Headline B: An Ex-CIA Dude Just Enraged Everyone In The Government, So Watch This Before He 'Disappears'


Headline A: How To Feel So Much Better About How You Live Your Life In Eleven Words
Headline B: No Matter Who You Are Or What Somebody Calls You, Here Are Eleven Words You Can Snuggle Up With.


Headline A: How To Get Internet Access, Anywhere On The Earth. At Any Time. No Matter Where You Are. Period.
Headline B: Over 2/3 Of The World Can't Watch This Video. That's A Huge Problem.


Headline A: It Takes Michael Sam's Teammate Just 8 Words To Shame ESPN For Their Coverage
Headline B: ESPN Had It Coming. See How One NFL Player Made Them Ashamed Of Themselves.


Headline A: Recognize: 58% Of Women Use Birth Control For Reasons Other Than Pregnancy Prevention
Headline B: There's A Deadline Coming Up. If You Meet It You Can Save $600.


Headline A: Scary facts about the water crisis in the U.S., China, India, and Spain.
Headline B: A startling reminder that even when your tap turns on, the global water crisis is as scary as ever.


Headline A: 30 Women Who Have Never Met Each Other Have 1 Very Significant Thing In Common
Headline B: Sometimes, All It Takes To Make It Easier Is To Know You're Not Alone


Headline A: They Were Losing Pretty Badly. So They Took Off Their Shoes And Ended Up In The History Books.
Headline B: This Is What Happens When Little Boys Believe That Anything Is Possible


Headline A: They're On The Ground, Or In Cuffs And Are Not Resisting Anything, And Cops Are Striking Them. WTF?
Headline B: How Would Things In #Ferguson Have Changed If The Entire Incident Was Recorded?


Headline A: A Clever Satire That Shows Racial Profiling For What It Is
Headline B: A Clever Satire That Shows Points Out The Problem With Racial Profiling In A Very Simple Way


Headline A: A Lot Of Fabulous, Famous And Just-Plain-Cool Women Want You To Do *One* Thing
Headline B: A Bevy Of Famous Ladies Sing Along To This 50 Year Old Classic. Wow. This Song Is Magic.


Headline A: She Took A Photo Of Herself In Public And Couldn't Help But Notice How People Where Checking Her Out
Headline B: Her Body Appearance Made Her Gazers The Focus Of Her Series


Headline A: EXCLUSIVE: A massively viral Chinese documentary, summarized in English for the first time.
Headline B: Here is the English translation of Chai Jing's massively viral 'Under The Dome' documentary.


Headline A: I Wouldn't Eat That If I Were You... It's Not Poison Or Anything, It's Just...
Headline B: Savor The Flavor Of Ethical Labor


Headline A: He Didn't Wave Back To A Little Girl Because She Was Gay. His Dad Responded Perfectly.
Headline B: He Didn't Wave Back To A Little Girl Because She Was Gay. His Dad Responded Appropriately.


Headline A: A Handful Of High School Football Players Show The Truth About Ferguson. It's About The Game.
Headline B: At First I Didn't Get What Football Had To Do With It. But It's Their Community. They Know.


Headline A: Her Big Brother Is A 5-Time Felon, And She's Got A Few Words To Say About That
Headline B: She’s Trying To Be A Good Sister But He Makes It So Damned Hard


Headline A: Everything That's Screwing Over Women And Girls Worldwide Spelled Out In Black And White
Headline B: Who Run The World? Hopefully These Girls And Women


Headline A: The New Nightly Show Host Says What Black People Have Wanted To Say For A Long Time
Headline B: He May Be The Only Black Late Night Talk Show Host On TV, But That's Not Why He'll Make History


Headline A: Pretty Much A No-Brainer. So Why Are So Many People WITH Brains Forgetting Do To This?
Headline B: What If The Videos That Make You Cry, Laugh, Or Spit Nails Are Being Missed By A Lot Of People?


Headline A: Like Coke Or Pepsi? You Might Not Like Them As Much After You Hear What They're Doing.
Headline B: Pepsi And Coke Don’t Want Us To Know About How They’re Playing Voters. Secret’s Out. Bah Dah BOOM!


Headline A: He Didn't Do The Ice Bucket Challenge, But He Did Something I Could Never Do
Headline B: A Man Ran 70 Miles For A Cause He Was Passionate About


Headline A: If You Can Dry Your Hands Without Thinking Of This Video Every Time, I'll Be Genuinely Surprised
Headline B: I Think Of This Video Every Time I Dry My Hands And I Know It Means I'm Less Contagious


Headline A: Stupid Law Says No Gay Marriage? Google Says Challenge Accepted.
Headline B: Technology Trumps Terribleness: Gloriously Gay Video Chats For The Win


Headline A: This Is What Happens When Little Boys Believe That Anything Is Possible
Headline B: They Were Losing Pretty Badly. So They Took Off Their Shoes And Ended Up In The History Books.


Headline A: Some Guy Is Donating Money Every Time You Watch One Of His Hilarious Pet Videos. Pretty Awesome.
Headline B: Watch A Funny Pet. Save A Funny Pet's Life. Come On, That's Awesome!


Headline A: What Susan Sarandon 'Gets' About Women's Bodies That I Wish Every Woman Would Embrace
Headline B: How Susan Sarandon Wants Women To Start Seeing Their Own Imperfections


Headline A: Don't Believe In Two Different Americas? Here's All The Proof You Need. Which One Do You Live In?
Headline B: Here's A Bunch Of Good And Bad Cop Stories. It's A Problem No Matter Which Ones You Relate To.


Headline A: He Was Sick And Tired Of Racists Crying ‘Free Speech,’ So He Grabbed A Mic And Shot Back
Headline B: Some Politicians Want To Make It Easier To Publish Hate Speech. Say What Now?


Headline A: This Kid Just Died. What He Left Behind Is Wonderful.
Headline B: RIP Amazing Rock Star Teenager Who Punched Cancer In The Face With Love On The Way Out


Headline A: At First, What He’s Describing Seems A Little Dark. But Then, He Brings It Home. With Love.
Headline B: I'm Listening And I'm Nodding My Head ... And Then, I'm Pumping My Fist In The Air


Headline A: A Funny Video Explaining A New Arizona Law That Allows Women To Be Fired For Using Birth Control
Headline B: A Creepy, Bad Law Is On The Books And It Only Effects 1/2 Of Us


Headline A: She Ruled Egypt Long Before Cleopatra, And There’s A Reason You Haven’t Heard Of Her
Headline B: What Would Make Someone Try To Destroy All Traces Of A King? Was It Something She Did?


Headline A: He Was Carrying A BB Gun In The Packaging But The Police Killed Him. The Reason Didn't Shock Me.
Headline B: The BB Gun Was Still In The Packaging, But They Still Killed Him. I Wish This Story Shocked Me.


Headline A: If You Saw Someone Bullying A Kid For Being Gay Would You Speak Out? Me Too. Unless It's Friday.
Headline B: How To Get Gay People (And Straight Supporters) To Stop Talking About Equality


Headline A: Here's An 'F' Word That's Hurting A Lot More Kids Than The 'F' Word
Headline B: So Gay Folks Can Get Married But They Can't Date In Some Places?


Headline A: No One Can Question Her Beauty But Why Did She Never Think A Role Model Could 'Look Like Her'?
Headline B: She Wants Her Daughter To Find Someone To Celebrate A Special Uniqueness. She Was Moved To Tears.


Headline A: What 3-Letter-Word Can Be Used For Dragonflies But Not Peanut Butter?
Headline B: Yay or Nay: That Dragonfly Is So Gay (Words Matter!)


Headline A: To The Men That Mistreated These Girls (And Their Mothers): You. Just. Got. Burned.
Headline B: To The Men That Mistreated These Girls (And Their Mothers): You. Just. Got. Told.


Headline A: 2000 were killed. Hundreds are missing. We say we care, but do nothing.
Headline B: 2000 were killed. Hundreds are missing. But we stay quiet.


Headline A: The Supreme Court allowed them to discriminate for 20 years. This year, they changed their mind.
Headline B: After 20 years, LGBTQ groups are finally marching in the St. Patrick's day parade. It's fantastic.


Headline A: Their name is Jacob, and here is their story. Yes, *theirs*.
Headline B: Their name is Jacob, and here is their story.


Headline A: His Dad Just Died, And All He Can Think About Is Whose Life Flashed Before His Eyes
Headline B: His Dad Just Died. Now All He Can Think About Is Whose Life Flashed Before His Eyes.


Headline A: Why Beekeepers Are Basically The Reason We Have Fruits
Headline B: The Steady Disappearance Of Some Really Important Insects Is A Big Problem If You Like Food


Headline A: A Nurse Uses His Artistic Talents To Help Patients Cope With Pain
Headline B: A Nurse Uses His Special Gift To Help Patients Cope With Pain


Headline A: The 5 Awkward Times Experts Shut Down News Anchors By Being Experts
Headline B: If These 5 Experts Are Critical Of The News, Maybe We Shouldn't Just Believe Everything We're Told


Headline A: What Do You Do When North Korea Threatens To Punish Your Family When You Escape?
Headline B: North Korea Would Ban This Video If They Could. Lucky For Us, They Can't.


Headline A: Want To Live A Healthier Life? Here's Some Facts For Your Consideration.
Headline B: If Everyone Left Their Car Keys At Home Once In A While, Would The World Be A Better Place?


Headline A: She Got A Birthday Card From Her Mom, But The Name On  It Broke Her Heart
Headline B: A Birthday Card From Her Mom Should've Made Her Smile, But It Broke Her Heart Instead


Headline A: He Gives One Of The Funniest Talks I've Heard. And When I Tried What He Said, It Worked. I Think?
Headline B: This Talk Is Hilarious. And Oddly, Useful.


Headline A: When He Googled 'Newscasters,' Two Results Were Wikipedia Entries. It Was The Other Three Scared Him.
Headline B: 2 Years Ago, He Started Asking A Question That Could Revolutionize How We Talk About, Um, Everything


Headline A: At First, It Felt Like A Lot Of Little Coca-Cola Bubbles On Her Tongue. But Then She Saw It.
Headline B: At First, It Felt Like A Lot Of Little Coca-Cola Bubbles On Her Tongue. Now It Gives Her Sight.


Headline A: They Don't Trust The Media. So These Unconventional Reporters Are Telling Their Story.
Headline B: The Untold Story Of The Indigenous People Of Mexico


Headline A: Watch A Bunch Of American Soldiers Invade Our Own Country. For A Good Reason.
Headline B: I Needed A Reason To Cheer Today And Here It is


Headline A: 'I Can't Believe These Chicks Think We Should Take A Chance On Them' — Some Hollywood Finance Dude
Headline B: They Can Have The Money When They Get Experience. They Can Get Experience When They Have The - Wait.


Headline A: The Crazy Scientist Behind One Of The Most-Watched TED Talks Explains Ebola In 90 Seconds
Headline B: Give Him A Pen And A Map And This Scientist Can Explain The Ebola Outbreak In 90 Seconds


Headline A: They Paid This Professor To Study Frogs, But When They Saw His Results Things Got Really Ugly
Headline B: His Story's Been Verified, Or Else I'd Never Have Believed A Drug Company Would Be So Devious


Headline A: A Child Actor Talks To A Puppet About Volunteering, And It's Actually Really Great
Headline B: In Which The Kid From 'Modern Family' Has Some Pretty Useful Stuff To Say About Hunger


Headline A: Louis C.K. is Mexican. Here's what happened when one woman bashed Mexican people in front of him.
Headline B: She was racist toward a famous comedian. After he pointed it out, she still didn't totally get it.


Headline A: At 29, She Was A Trailblazer. At 41, She Was Gone. Here’s Why You Should Know Her Name.
Headline B: Her Time Here Was Pretty Brief, And There's A Reason We Should Celebrate It


Headline A: It’s Not *Never* Okay To Catcall A Lady. Here’s A Flowchart To Help You Figure It Out.
Headline B: Hey, Baby! Let Playboy Help You Figure Out What To Say To Strange Women On The Street.


Headline A: Ever Wonder Why Your Cable Guy Shows Up Whenever He Wants And Doesn't Seem Sorry? This Explains It.
Headline B: The Cable Package You Chose To Use Might All Be An Elaborate Illusion


Headline A: A Lobbyist Says Something Awful About A Mom Who Died And Gets A Time Out From A Senator
Headline B: A Lobbyist Says Something Completely Insensitive About Orphans And Gets A Time Out From A Senator


Headline A: If You Do This With Your Kids Everyday, I Guarantee They'll Be The Most Beautifullest Human Beings
Headline B: SAY IT LOUD: Do This With Your Kids Everyday And They'll Be The Most Beautifullest Human Beings Ever


Headline A: Apparently Internet Trolls Don't Like It When They're Called "Mean"
Headline B: A Brief And Fantastical History Of Internet Trolls That Totally Puts Them In Their Place


Headline A: The Girls Were Called To The Auditorium. I Expected A Scene From Mean Girls. Pleasant Surprise Time.
Headline B: When Girls Are Constantly Shamed For Their Looks, Is It Any Wonder There's Only 1 Photog They Trust?


Headline A: Being Sexy Is Directly Correlated To How Much You Play And A Super Sciencey Video Explains How
Headline B: Let Your Boss Know That You'll Be Leaving Work Early Today So You Can Go Out And Play


Headline A: A new drug could be the miracle they're hoping for. Now they just have to get it approved.
Headline B: An emotional film tells a story of 4 families trying to get a possible cure through the FDA.


Headline A: You Probably Ate Something Recently That Could Kill You If You Had Enough Of It
Headline B: You Probably Ate Something Recently That Has Bacteria In It. Lots And Lots Of Bacteria.


Headline A: 3 Out Of 4 Of White Americans Don’t Even Have One Of These
Headline B: Friendship Is Magic. Racism Is Bad. There's A Middle Ground In This 9 Minute Radio Program.


Headline A: Jon Stewart Of America Meets The Jon Stewart Of Egypt And Hilarity Ensues
Headline B: Jon Stewart Goes On Egyptian TV To Prove A Point About Comedy


Headline A: Cancer's Never Easy To Beat. But It's A Lot Tougher In These Parts Of The World.
Headline B: We All Agree Cancer Is Terrible. But This Map Gives A Different Perspective.


Headline A: How Do You Handle People Being Awful And The Universe Generally Sucking Sometimes? Here's One Way.
Headline B: How Do You Handle People Being Awful And The Universe Generally Sucking Sometimes? Bring This Home.


Headline A: Since When Does Being Popular Mean Having To Put Up With This Kind Of Bullying
Headline B: It Used To Be Only The So Called 'Nerds' Who Got Bullied, Now It's Happening To The Popular People


Headline A: A Lot Of People Have Already Seen This Jim Carrey Clip. But Did They See What I Saw?
Headline B: In Which I Take One Of Jim Carrey's SNL Sketches Entirely Too Seriously For 50 Seconds


Headline A: Nothing Prepared Me For This Mind-Bending Look At What Went On Across The Earth During 2006
Headline B: Those Beautiful Swirling Clouds Look Like Fire In The Sky, And They Might As Well Be


Headline A: As Other Senators Try to Cut Food Stamps, Sen. Chris Murphy Tries Something Else With Them
Headline B: A Politician Learned The Hard Way What It’s Like To Actually Live On Government Handouts


Headline A: After Watching This, I’m Not Sure My Boys Are Ever Going To Play Football Again
Headline B: I Don't Think My Kids Are Ever Going To Play Football Again. At Least, Not Without Bubble Wrap.


Headline A: Here’s A Tip If You’re Thinking About Getting A Dog. Go Look At Some Swedish Furniture. Trust Me.
Headline B: IKEA's Doing A Really Cool Thing To To Help Dogs Find Families. Such A Sweet Idea. Lucky Dogs.


Headline A: He Knew He Was Writing The Final Song Of His Life, And What It Is Might Just Break Your Heart
Headline B: He Sings 'I'm Not Gonna Miss You,' And When You Realize What He Means, It's Heartbreaking


Headline A: A Calvin Klein Model Became Famous Overnight Because Of Her Size. She's Not Plus-Size. Or A Size 2.
Headline B: A Size-10 Model Made People Angry, But Not For Reasons I Expected


Headline A: Fast forward through her life for the awful ending. Then do it again to see something amazing.
Headline B: Fast forward through her life for the awful ending. Then do it again to see the potential.


Headline A: Conservative, Southern Baptist Mom Has Answers To Your Burning Questions About Transgender Kids
Headline B: Mom Gives A Heartfelt Speech About Her Transgender Daughter


Headline A: She Took A Photo Of Herself In Public And Couldn't Help But Notice How People Where Checking Her Out
Headline B: She Feels Fine About Her Appearance But The People Around Her Have A Questionable Gaze


Headline A: He Doesn't Always Tell The Best Jokes, But This Comedian's Spot On With His Seriously Scary Rant
Headline B: Watch A Comedian Go Off On The Freakalicious Things We're Doing To Our Water


Headline A: The Special Effects Are Stunning, But The Real Event At 2:25 That Inspired It Is Truly Astonishing
Headline B: They Launched A Probe To Look For The Origin Of Life On Earth. Here's What Could Happen Next.


Headline A: The Spirit Of One Hard-Hit Community Makes Me Want To Dance And Clap My Hands
Headline B: If Every Community Responded To Catastrophes Like These Folks Did, The World Would Be A Better Place


Headline A: Here's A New Take On The Selfie That Isn't Embarrassing And Could End Up Saving Lives
Headline B: We Spend The Day Checking Our Phones, Why Not End The Day With A 'Selfie' That Matters?


Headline A: He's Tired Of Being Called A Circus Freak, So He'd Prefer Everyone Know What Makes Him Tick
Headline B: 'They Say I Might Grow Out Of It, But Why Would I Want To Grow Out Of My Skin?'


Headline A: Do You Know A Girl Who Dreams Big Dreams? Show Her These Women With Big Realities.
Headline B: For When Little Girls Say 'When I Grow Up I Wanna Be...' (Yes, They Can Be Anything!)


Headline A: When We Were Young, We Were Taught That Cops Were The Good Guys. Do You Still Believe That?
Headline B: Ferguson Has Taught Us Many Things. Here's The Most Important One.


Headline A: Here's A 2-Minute Movie About A Gay Biker Gang That'll Warm Your Heart
Headline B: Is It Possible To Change The Country From The Back Of A Motor Bike? These Folks Would Say 'Yes!'


Headline A: Scientists Mapped 8,000 Galaxies Surrounding Us And Found *This* Amazing Discovery
Headline B: Scientists Mapped 8,000 Galaxies Surrounding Us And Found This Amazing Discovery


Headline A: This. This. Is Why We Don't Let Ladies Write TV Shows.
Headline B: Why Don't They Let Women Write TV Shows?


Headline A: A Drone Few Over A Pig Farm To Discover It’s Not Really A Farm. It’s Something Much More Disturbing.
Headline B: People Living Here Have Enough Sh*t To Deal With, And Now It’s Raining Down On Them From The Sky


Headline A: Wide Receiver Brandon Marshall talks about the moment he got help for his mental health
Headline B: An NFL player talks about his borderline personality disorder and we all need to listen.


Headline A: What ‘Jaws’ Can Teach Us About The Importance Of Telling Better Love Stories
Headline B: He Gives All The Reasons People Say Diversity In Movies Isn’t Important, Then Proves Them All Wrong


Headline A: Native American Rap. It's Seriously Good. For My Ears, Your Ears, And For America.
Headline B: This Guy Raps About His Heritage, And It's Hip-Hop At Its Realest


Headline A: What happens when a straight guy pretends to come out to his parents? Comedy gold.
Headline B: A straight guy shares the hilarious story of when he had to come out to his parents.


Headline A: It's A Language We Should Have Learned In School, But Most Have Never Heard Of
Headline B: It Took Her 7 Years To Share What Her Family Held Onto For Generations


Headline A: A Celebrity Uses His Oscar Acceptance Speech To Shame The Movie Industry. It's Amazing.
Headline B: An 87-Year-Old Legend Uses His Oscar Acceptance Speech To Shame The Movie Industry. It's Amazing.


Headline A: Listen To Oscar™-Winner Kevin Spacey Throw Some Shade At A Real House Of Cards
Headline B: Listen To Kevin Spacey Throw Some Serious Shade At Our Real-Life House Of Cards


Headline A: Dear Oscars: Can we talk about your little race problem?
Headline B: If you think you know everything about the Oscars and race, read this.


Headline A: Alzheimers Could Be Caused By Something We Eat And This Guy Is Making A Movie About It
Headline B: It Started As A Film About His Mom And Her Mind. It's Fading Away. Now? It Might Lead To The Cure.


Headline A: His dad told him his amazing story of coming out. It led to 50,000 beautiful stories.
Headline B: This man needs to talk to you if you have a story to tell.


Headline A: I Think I Speak For Everyone When I Say, 'Please Keep Your Genitals Out Of Our Toy Stores.' Okay?
Headline B: Why Toys 'For Boys' And Toys 'For Girls' Makes No Sense


Headline A: Some Guy Is Donating Money Every Time You Watch One Of His Hilarious Pet Videos. Pretty Awesome.
Headline B: Watch A Funny Pet. Save A Funny Pet's Life. Come On, That's Awesome!


Headline A: The Mirror That Changes The Way Women Look At Themselves — For The Better
Headline B: These Women Took Turns Looking Into A Mirror. What They Saw Moved Them To Tears.


Headline A: Which 7-Letter-Word Is NOT A 4-Letter-Word (Despite What Some Politicians Would Like You To Think)?
Headline B: On The Journey For Access To Women's Healthcare, There's Just One Direction In Which We Should Move


Headline A: They Ask 49 Kids 1 Question. Their Answers Are Kind Of Genius.
Headline B: They Asked Incredible Number Of Kids 1 Big Question. Their Answers Kind Of Melted My Heart.


Headline A: Watch A Clever Senator Smack Down Deniers With 90 Seconds Of Extraordinary Commentary
Headline B: Watch A Senator Smack Down Deniers With 90 Seconds Of Extraordinary Commentary


Headline A: If You've Ever Been White, It'd Be Great If You Watched This
Headline B: If You've Ever Been Good, It'd Be Great If You Watched This


Headline A: What Some Hollywood Movie Scripts Are Really Saying About Women In One 10-Panel Comic
Headline B: Here's A Plot That's Pretty Much The Opposite Of Something That Would Pass The Bechdel Test


Headline A: He Was Good At His Job But What They Found In His Phone Got Him Fired
Headline B: A Sad Story Gets A Happy Ending That's As Joyful As It Is Quiet


Headline A: 30 Women Who Have Never Met Each Other Have 1 Very Significant Thing In Common
Headline B: Being A Mom Is Beyond Amazing. And Then Other Days, Not So Much. Let's Talk About It.


Headline A: At A Party He Was Unprepared For The Response He Got, But Now? He's Gonna Nail 'Em.
Headline B: He Lays Out All The Angles Like My Grandma Used To Set The Table. Beautiful Logic.


Headline A: 25 Slaves Work For Me. How Many Slaves Work For You?
Headline B: I Found Out 25 Slaves Work For Me And Now I'm Questioning A Lot Of Life Decisions


Headline A: How One Tiny Yellow Box Is Drastically Changing The Lives Of Syrian Refugees
Headline B: I'd Have Never Thought That Syrian's Could Benefit From Small Yellow Boxes


Headline A: Keep Calm And Listen To This Guy Debunk The Ebola Scare In 3 Minutes
Headline B: Stay Calm And Listen To This Guy Debunk The Ebola Scare In 3 Minutes


Headline A: I Had To Stop Watching The News When It Happened. No One Expected It Would End Like This.
Headline B: It's Not Every Day That The Politics Of Hundreds Of Thousands Of People Are Turned Upside-Down


Headline A: Once Upon A Time, There Was A Prince, A Knight, And A Princess. Guess Which Two End Up Together.
Headline B: Once Upon A Time, There Was A Prince, A Knight, And A Princess.


Headline A: How Many People Do You Know Who Are Not 100% Straight Or Gay? More Then You Think.
Headline B: There's A Big Bunch Of Non-Straight People Looking To Change The Way You Vote, And They Are Winning


Headline A: A Mom Waited Until The Perfect Moment To Talk With Her Son About Her Sexuality
Headline B: A Teen Came Out To His Mom But She Had A Surprise Of Her Own To Share


Headline A: He Might Not Have Had A Lot Of Friends Last Week, But Look At Him Now
Headline B: He Didn't Have Many Friends. but Now Upworthy's Co-Founder And A Huge Bollywood Star Got His Back.


Headline A: Watch Strangers Step In When A Man Physically Assaults A Woman. Watch Them Laugh When It's Reversed.
Headline B: Watch People Help A Woman Who Is Physically Assaulted. Watch Them Laugh When The Victim Is A Man.


Headline A: The science of why the comment section on just about anything is so awful.
Headline B: Every wondered why things go viral? It's all in your mind.


Headline A: A 2 Or 3 Letter Word Could Be Offending Someone You Know
Headline B: In 5 Minutes, Trans Youth Show Us How A Tiny Word Can Make A Huge Difference


Headline A: An Ex-Cheerleader Raped A 15 Year Old Boy And Too Many News Outlets Don't Know How To Talk About It
Headline B: Why Do So Many News Outlets Continue To Fail When It Comes To Talking About Female Rapists?


Headline A: They Made A List Of Things They've Never Experienced. From The Start It's Way Too Long.
Headline B: You Don't Realize What You've Taken For Granted, Until You Hear What They've Never Had


Headline A: 15 hypothetical couples who never got to have a wedding album
Headline B: Let's give same-sex couples the memories we all deserve to have.


Headline A: How Did Bats Cause An Outbreak Of One Of Humanity's Deadliest Diseases? And Why Is It Our Fault?
Headline B: How Did Bats Cause An Outbreak Of One Of Humanity's Deadliest Diseases? And Why Is It OUR Fault?


Headline A: A Highlight Reel Of Some Of The Stuff Straight Guys Say To Gay Guys
Headline B: Sh*t Straight Guys Say To Gay Guys. Laugh And Learn.


Headline A: His Grandma Told Him A Pretty Amazing Story That I Think You'll Want To Hear If You Enjoy Breathing
Headline B: Real Talk About How Much Time Humans Have Left On This Planet


Headline A: Only 1% Of All Americans Get To Experience This Incredible Sight
Headline B: This Pollution Is Making Every Bit Of Human Endeavor Shallower. And We Could End It In An Instant.


Headline A: A Letter From A Teacher — 'Dear Parent: About THAT Kid …'
Headline B: This Letter From A Teacher — 'Dear Parent: About THAT Kid …' Made Me Cry Like A Baby


Headline A: There’s Only A Few Ways Babies Are Born, But A Man Just Came Up With Another Way In His Kitchen
Headline B: It Kind Of Works Like A Corkscrew, But May Actually Save Babies Lives


Headline A: 30 Seconds Of Women Apologizing, Followed By 30 Seconds Of *Not* Apologizing. Which Do You Prefer?
Headline B: 30 Seconds Of Women Apologizing, Followed By 30 Seconds Of Unapologetic Confidence. Pick Your Fave.


Headline A: That Sadness You Feel? There May Be A Deeper Explanation To It
Headline B: How Do You Know If You Have Depression? Hear This Woman Explain How She Found Out


Headline A: Giving Someone A Ticket For Texting Could Save Their Life. So Could Showing Them This Video.
Headline B: A Terrifying Reminder To Keep Your Damn Phone Down While You're Driving


Headline A: Lena Dunham Gets Her Freak On. In A Gym. In Her Shorts. (It's For America.)
Headline B: Here's The 'Rock The Vote' Video Everyone Is Talking About


Headline A: He Comes Right Out And Says What We're All Thinking. 2 Minutes In, I'm In Tears.
Headline B: If The World's Full Of Anger And Everybody's Got A Gun, What Should I Say To My Teenage Son?


Headline A: Stephen Colbert Calls Out CNN On Their Inability To Report Actual News
Headline B: Stephen Colbert Calls Out Cable News On Their Inability To Report Actual News


Headline A: He Didn't Even Get A Minute In Before I Started Clutching My Chest. So Many People Need What He Has.
Headline B: The More He Reveals, The Tighter I Clutch My Chest. But He's Not Alone, And Neither Am I.


Headline A: See Why We Have A Completely Dumb Standard Of Beauty In Just 7 Images
Headline B: The Person Behind This Computer Decides What Is Beautiful. But What Do You Decide?


Headline A: I Wonder If This Gun Control Opponent Realizes How Bad His Arguments Are
Headline B: Maybe When This Gun Control Opponent Watches The Footage, He'll Realize How Bad His Arguments Were


Headline A: 3 Important Graphs About The Punishment We Give To Some Criminals In The US
Headline B: 3 Very Important Graphs About The Punishment We Give Far Too Many Criminals In The US


Headline A: This Comedian Totally Made Me Cry Salty, Hilarious Tears. It Was Awkward.
Headline B: He's Been On The Tonight Show And Letterman, But His Big Break Came When He Was All Alone


Headline A: This Is What Happens When Little Boys Believe That Anything Is Possible
Headline B: When Was The Last Time A Banking Commercial Made You Feel This Inspired?


Headline A: One Of The Most Inspiring Things I've Ever Seen Happen To A Place That Some Won't Even Visit
Headline B: An Inspiring Reminder That Home Is More Than Just A Place To Sleep At Night


Headline A: Find Out The Really Sad Thing America Spends A Ton Of Money On
Headline B: Nothing In Life Is Free. Not Even Violence.


Headline A: You Won't Believe Who The NSA Spies On More Than Russia. Meet INSERT YOUR NAME HERE.
Headline B: Every US Agency Probably Wants This Man Dead. So You Should Hear What He Says Before That Happens.


Headline A: The New Nightly Show Host Says What Black People Have Wanted To Say For A Long Time
Headline B: Larry Wilmore Has A Dream That One Day America Will Not Be Full Of Race-A-Holics


Headline A: How This Guy Manages To Be Insulting By Acting As Nice As He Possibly Can Is Genius
Headline B: How This Clip Manages To Anger By Acting As Nice As Possible Is Genius


Headline A: How To Argue For Religious Freedom Without Infringing On Other People's Religious Freedom
Headline B: 3 Examples Of 'Religious Freedom' That Come With A Side Of 'Are You Kidding Me?!'


Headline A: Men are a lot like monkeys. But maybe not how you think.
Headline B: A scientist studied a group of baboons. He learned something extraordinary about how men behave.


Headline A: It's a very common story. It has a few possible endings. Let's root for the happy one.
Headline B: Fast forward through her life for the awful ending. Then do it again to see the potential.


Headline A: This savings and loan program in some of the poorest, rural areas of the world is... working
Headline B: The women sit in a circle and put money in a box. Then they do it again the next week. It's genius.


Headline A: What Would Happen If All Supermarkets Ceased To Exist?
Headline B: What Would Happen If All Grocery Stores Ceased To Exist?


Headline A: The Longer I Watched This, The More I Realized How Mind-Blowingly Awesome Our Universe Really Is
Headline B: Scientists Mapped 8,000 Galaxies Surrounding Us And Found *This* Amazing Discovery


Headline A: The Hardest Journey Of Her Life Has Me Thinking I Can Conquer The World
Headline B: Ignore The Haters And Listen To This 64 Year Old Instead. You're Never Too Old For Your Dreams.


Headline A: That Time This Guy's Body Lied To Him Because Of Science And Agonizing Pain. Your's Does It Too.
Headline B: Do Not Do What He Did. It Will Hurt. A Lot. But Hey, Watch What He Did, Because Science.


Headline A: He Has A Plan For The Economy, And 7 Reasons. #3 Made Me Furious, But #7 Was Like, 'Hell Yeah.'
Headline B: Just Watch This Man Draw For 2 Minutes And 30 Seconds. I Dare You To Tell Me He's Wrong.


Headline A: A Super Affordable Alternative To Having To Rely On A Bamboo Stick To Get Around
Headline B: The High-Tech, New Look For Amputees Making Less Than $4 A Day


Headline A: She Told Her Daughter That She Might Quit Her Job. She'll Never Forget The 12-Year-Old's Reply.
Headline B: She Told Her Daughter That She Might Quit Her Job. She'll Never Forget The 12 Year Old's Reply.


Headline A: You'd Think These Wolves Were Made Of Magic Cause They Actually Changed The Course Of A River
Headline B: There Were Too Many Deer In The Forrest So They Unleashed The Wolves Without Any Idea What'd Happen


Headline A: These Celebrities Are Completely Shocked At What They’ve Just Learned Happens To These Dogs
Headline B: The Roughest Celebrity Video I've Very Seen. Even These Stars Look Completely Shocked.


Headline A: We, the people, and the Republic we must reclaim
Headline B: In 2016, there will be two elections. 99.95% of us won't get to vote in the important one.


Headline A: A Male Film Director Has Never Been Asked The Ridiculous Question This Woman Always Gets
Headline B: If A Dude Filmmaker Was Asked This Idiotic Question, He Would Presume The Reporter Was Drunk


Headline A: See The Incredible Black Women Honored By These Girls In This Adorable Set Of Portraits
Headline B: See The Incredible Women Of Color Honored By These Girls In This Adorable Set Of Portraits


Headline A: If You Think Only Poor People Use Welfare, Wait Till You See What Non-Poor People Do With It
Headline B: If You Think Only Poor People Are On Welfare, Wait Till You See What These Guys Do With It


Headline A: This Video Will Never Do Well On The Internet. Period.
Headline B: The More And More These 4 People Talk, The More Pissed I Get.


Headline A: An Open Letter To The Girl He Used To Be
Headline B: Emily's 11th Birthday Was The First Time She Said She Didn't Want To Live. She Left On Ethan's 21st.


Headline A: Love Stinks.
Headline B: If You Can't Do This In The Bedroom, You Might As Well Break Up With Your Partner Now


Headline A: If Your Pals Are Using This 3-Letter-Word, You May Need To Stage A Friendtervention
Headline B: If Your Friends Are Using This 3-Letter-Word, You May Need To Stage An Intervention


Headline A: A Mad Men Star Gives Us Something To Think About — Again
Headline B: The "Ultimate Woman Since Eve" Is Saying Something Most Women Can Identify With


Headline A: What If All It Takes Is Two Chairs To Prevent This Nightmare For Every Parent? How Will You Start?
Headline B: All It Takes Is Two Chairs To Prevent This Nightmare For Every Parent. Who'd Have Thought?


Headline A: Ever Read A Poem By Maya Angelou? Try *Listening* To Her Read One. It's Heavenly.
Headline B: One Woman's Awesome And Kinda Steamy Poem Had Me Pumping My Fist...And Fanning Myself


Headline A: This Might Be Why I Thought 'Harry Potter' Was Written By A Dude For So Long
Headline B: This Might Be Why J.K. Rowling Wanted Us To Think She Was A Dude For So Long


Headline A: What Happened To The Missing School Girls May Be A Secret, But She Knows Some Things
Headline B: What She Thinks Really Happened To The Missing Nigerian School Girls


Headline A: He Asks 'Why Shouldn't I Bury My Money In My Backyard.' It's Not Actually A Dumb Question.
Headline B: The Guy In The Suit Is So Condescending That When He Schools Him At The End, It's So Satisfying


Headline A: FYI: Democracy Breaks When The Folks That Make The Laws Aren't Involved In The Enforcing Of The Laws
Headline B: Watch This Video In Reverse And Learn How Backwards America's Police Culture Is


Headline A: Good News: You Can't Overdose On Coffee. I'll Drink To That!
Headline B: Happy National Coffee Day! Here's Stuff You Probably Didn't Know.


Headline A: We Spend Our Lives Looking For It, But The Truth Is It's All In Our Heads Anyway
Headline B: For Anyone Who Thinks Winning The Lottery Would Absolutely Be The Greatest Thing Ever


Headline A: At One Point, There Are Tomatoes As Wheels And A Sun Made Of Corn. (And No, I'm Not Tripping.)
Headline B: He Calls Out A Huge Misconception So Many People Have, And It's Kind Of Important We Get It Right


Headline A: If Red Riding Hood Was Real, It Couldn't End Up Worse Than This
Headline B: They All Thought The Mom's Boyfriend Murdered Her Little Girl. The Real Killer Was Far Scarier.


Headline A: Asked "What's Up With Chicks And Science?" Neil deGrasse Tyson Breaks Down Equal Opportunity
Headline B: Before Anyone Says A Word On Genetic Differences Between Sex And Race In Science, Listen To Neil


Headline A: What Do The Israelis And Palestinians Really Want? It's Better Than You Think.
Headline B: If You Could Have 1 Wish, Would It Be More Awesome Than What These Guys Said?


Headline A: Tell A Girl She Can't? Discover A Girl Who Will.
Headline B: Ellen, Pink, And Queen Latifah Destroy A Ridiculous Argument That No One Should Ever Make EVER


Headline A: There's Only One Good Reason Not To Speak Out Against Bullies
Headline B: If You Saw Someone Bullying A Kid For Being Gay Would You Speak Out? Me Too. Except On Friday.


Headline A: A Little Kid’s Head Is An Awesome Playground. So What If It’s Still Being Built While They Play?
Headline B: The Scary Truth About What Messing With A Little Kid’s Head Really Does


Headline A: This Guy Knows He Did His Job Well When A Kid 'Runs Away From Home'
Headline B: He Was Left Out Because He Couldn't Keep Up. But Then He Got The Coolest Toy Ever From A Scientist.


Headline A: See the important reason Danny Glover wants us to 'open up our imaginations.'
Headline B: Capitalism isn't working the way it should. Thankfully, we have options.


Headline A: Glenn Beck Has A Moving Conversation With A Suicide Attempt Survivor. And I'm Glad I Watched It.
Headline B: Glenn Beck Has Something To Say, And You'll Be Thankful To Hear It. Even If You're A Democrat.


Headline A: Don't Worry, You Can Play This Game At Work. All Your Bosses Do.
Headline B:  If You Hate It When Companies Get Away With Not Paying Taxes, Here's A Way To Vent Productively


Headline A: Drivers, It’s Time To Listen Up. Signed, Cyclists.
Headline B: That Guy Riding A Bike On The Side Of The Road Would Like You To Know Something


Headline A: You Know Who Are Going To Make Great Grandpas? These Guys.
Headline B: The Mildly NSFW Reaction 2 Gays Dads Had Upon Getting The Best News They'd Ever Heard From Their Son


Headline A: To The Missing Nigerian School Girls: You Are A Lighthouse, And This Wave Will Not Swallow You
Headline B: What She Thinks Really Happened To The Missing Nigerian School Girls


Headline A: Everything Is Awesome! Everything Is Cool When You Are Part Of The Team!* *The Rich Team
Headline B: What's The One Really Heinous Thing That Could Have Made Our Country Worse? Found It.


Headline A: How One American City Is Investing In Its Youth
Headline B: The Most Baller Way To Keep Kids Safe


Headline A: A French Company Gets Rid Of Its Toxic Chemicals By Convincing Us To Take Them Willingly
Headline B: This Commercial May Be In French, But You'll Get The Message No Matter Where You Live


Headline A: Racism In the NBA Was Just Hammered, Right? Could Even Say 'Tomahawk-Chopped.' SeeWhatIDidThere?!
Headline B: We Can’t Tackle Racism In Sports Without Talking About One Huge Racist Thing Across All Of Them


Headline A: Every Mom Should Know: Depression In Teens Looks Almost Nothing Like Depression In Adults
Headline B: Depression In Teens Looks Almost Nothing Like Depression In Adults


Headline A: She's Not Ready For Motherhood. That Doesn't Mean She Deserves Condemnation.
Headline B: Notice Any Contradictions From The ‘Pro-Life’ Rally? This Woman Sums Them Up Beautifully.


Headline A: Going Into Deep Space Isn't The Most Amazing Thing That Happened To This Internet Icon
Headline B: 3 Little Words Uttered By This Famous Man Might Urge You To Keep On Trying


Headline A: Okay If I Was One Of These People I'd Be Freaking Out When The Kittens Start Talking
Headline B: Hearing These Kittens Talk (Yes Talk) Was The Most Smile-Inducing 30 Seconds Of My Day


Headline A: 10 Tagged Baby Turtles Might Help Save The Future Of Their Species. But They Need Your Help, Too.
Headline B: A Bunch Of Baby Sea Turtles Are About To Steal Your Heart. Guaranteed.


Headline A: You Watched A Clip On Upworthy...And Then It Won An Oscar.
Headline B: You Made This Clip Go Viral...And Then The A Pretty Big Awards Show Took Notice


Headline A: What the Oscars can do about that whole race thing they are trying to avoid seeing
Headline B: Dear Oscars: It's time for an intervention about your little problem.


Headline A: How A Hashtag Sparked A Movement That Launched An App That Might Put A Dent In Sexism In Advertising
Headline B: How A Hashtag Sparked A Movement That Might Just End Sexism In Advertising


Headline A: A Desperate Little Girl's 9-1-1 Call That Still Saves Lives Today
Headline B: A Little Girl’s 9-1-1 Call That Will Break Your Heart


Headline A: Quit Meat Cold Turkey? No Thanks. Here's A Delicious Thing To Try Instead.
Headline B: Here's A Good Reason To Eat All The Bacon You Want Almost Every Day Of The Week


Headline A: One Woman's Awesome And Kinda Steamy Poem Had Me Pumping My Fist
Headline B: One Woman's Awesome And Kinda Steamy Poem Had Me Pumping My Fist...And Fanning Myself


Headline A: If Nutrition Is Not Necessarily About Nutrients Or Calories, Then What Is It About?
Headline B: If You Needed A Better Excuse To Start Cooking More Meals At Home, Here's One For You


Headline A: The Sharp Response SNL Gives To Victoria's Secret After They Ban A Mom From Breastfeeding In Store
Headline B: The Amusing Response SNL Give To Victoria's Secret After They Ban A Mom From Breastfeeding In Store


Headline A: Neil DeGrasse Tyson Shares A Silly Reason We Put A Man On The Moon And How It Backfired Wonderfully
Headline B: Neil DeGrasse Tyson Explains Why Congress Is The Most Short-Sighted Institution In The World


Headline A: Un-vaguing The Bullying Topic - Some Quick Numbers To Bring Everyone Up To Speed
Headline B: I Thought The Bullying Thing Was Being Slightly Exaggerated. Then I Saw The Following Numbers


Headline A: What People Think About You, Might Have More To Do With 'Your Name' ... Than You
Headline B: How Your Name Makes A 1st Impression ... Before You Do


Headline A: If no one had filmed Walter Scott's death, we might not even be talking about him.
Headline B: Until the video of this man's murder went viral, his killer walked free.


Headline A: To The Bullies: 'We Will Not Let You Make Dinners Out Of The Things We Feel.'
Headline B: When You See A Bully Online, Think Of This Guy's Wise Words Before You Reply


Headline A: Can We Save Ourselves (And Also Up To $82 Billion)? Survey Says ... Maybe.
Headline B: 'This Is Actually Easier Than It Sounds' = Most Shocking Statement I've Ever Heard On Climate Change


Headline A: Maybe It's Time We Viewed Earth's Dependence On Fossil Fuels As "Temporary" Instead Of "Default"?
Headline B: Here's Your Word Of The Day. It'll Make You Rethink How Our Planet Operates.


Headline A: Meet The Women Who Started The Peace Corps...For Geeks
Headline B: Meet The Women Who Started The Peace Corps...For Geeks


Headline A: Empathy. Love. Listening. Imagine What That Could Do For The Conversations About Abortion.
Headline B: It's Pretty Hard To Have A Real Conversation About Something Women Are Shamed Into Not Talking About


Headline A: What Does Odds Of 1 In 27 Million Have To Do With The End Of The Earth As We Know It?
Headline B: It’s The End Of The World As We Know It, And I Feel Like Gambling


Headline A: The Authorities In Egypt Are Keen To Ban This Movie. See Why.
Headline B: The Authorities In Egypt Want To Ban This Movie. See Why.


Headline A: That Guy Sitting In Jon Stewart's Seat Nails Why You SHOULD Be Paranoid About The NSA
Headline B: Let The Daily Show Sum Up The NSA Scandal In Less Tham 5 Minutes


Headline A: This Boys Parents Didn't Know He'd Commit A Crime As A Teenager — So What Are They To Do Now?
Headline B: What Age Is Too Young To Try Children As Adults In America? 14 States Have No Minimum Age.


Headline A: How A System Designed To Help Kids With Disabilities Could Be Sentencing Them To Prison
Headline B: The Jaw-Dropping Prison-Pipeline No One Talks About


Headline A: There's Something Even More Scary Than Halloween, But We Can Make It Happy Instead
Headline B: If You’re Heading Out To Vote Next Month, Here’s A Quick 1 Minute Thinger To Take A Look At


Headline A: John Oliver Tears Into The Awful Folks Behind 1 Of The Biggest Scams Being Run On Americans Today
Headline B: John Oliver Tears Into The Awful Folks Behind 1 Of The Biggest Scams Being Run On Americans Today.


Headline A: You Know What Isn't Grrrrrrrreat? Goddamn Climate Change.
Headline B: I Have No Idea How This Video Isn't Getting Sued, But It's Got A Good Environmental Message


Headline A: Do You Want To Know The Truth About Vaccines? Can You Handle The Truth? Are You Sure?
Headline B: Do You Want To Know The Truth About Vaccines And Autism? Can You Handle The Truth? Are You Sure?


Headline A: These People Are Leaving Earth As We Know It For 31 Days. And You Didn't Even Know!
Headline B: These People Are Leaving Earth As We Know It For 31 Days And You Probably Don’t Even Know About It


Headline A: Companies Need To Make Money. But There Are Some Ways Of Doing It That Are Very, Very Dangerous.
Headline B: Here's An Example Of One Of The Things *Nobody* Should Profit From.


Headline A: Frozen's Kristen Bell Does A Mean Mary Poppins Impression And Sings About Her Cheap Jerk Of A Boss
Headline B: Minimum Wage Mary Poppins Quits Her Job To Afford More Realistic Birds, Earn A Living Wage


Headline A: The science behind why we don't always say what we mean.
Headline B: The next time you ask someone to pass the guacamole, remember what he says.


Headline A: Everyone Thought Their Idea Was Ridiculous, But They Always Knew They'd Be Champions
Headline B: They Were Losing Pretty Badly. So They Took Off Their Shoes And Ended Up In The History Books.


Headline A: You Could Say These Girls Were Surprised At What They've Been Putting On Their Faces
Headline B: These Girls Were Asked What Products They Use Every Day. It Gets Pretty Eye-Opening.


Headline A: How To Get Gay People To Stop Talking About Equal Rights (And Straight Supporters Too)
Headline B: I Wish All The People Who Love Gay Rights Would Just Stop Talking On Friday


Headline A: Hey Ladies, The Internet Has Spoken: Your Looks Are More Important Than Your Health
Headline B: Folks Are Mad At A Famous Actress For Taking Care Of Herself. You Won't Believe Why.


Headline A: If They Are People, Can't They At Least Be Decent People? They Want You To Believe It's Possible.
Headline B: It's Crazy That We've Been Doing Business The Same Way For Over 200 Years. Here's A New Way.


Headline A: These 10 Big-Hearted Holiday Wishes Are Just What I Needed To Hear
Headline B: We Asked Random Humans What They Want That Money Couldn't Buy. Their Answers Were Great.


Headline A: Graveyards would be 1000% less creepy if we memorialized our loved ones with trees instead
Headline B: 2 designers in Italy came up with a genius plan to make graveyards 1000% less creepy.


Headline A: She started by feeding neighborhood kids extras from her pantry. It united a neighborhood.
Headline B: It started with extras from her pantry for the neighborhood kids. Then it spread like wildfire.


Headline A: Who Knew That Hitting Elizabeth Banks In The Face With A Pie Cured Diseases?! That's Cool.
Headline B: The Most Passive Aggressive Way To Cure Malaria Using Elizabeth Banks I Have Ever Seen