Headline A: Nearly 75% of our crops have vanished in the last 100 years. Where the heck did they go?
Headline B: 100 years ago, people were eating things that most of us will never taste.


Headline A: I Love What This City Looks Like Through The Eyes Of Its Women
Headline B: Could Women Be The Secret To Detroit’s Urban Renaissance?


Headline A: 30 Seconds Of Talking Cats That'll Make You Smile
Headline B: In 30 Seconds These Talking Cats Will Make You Smile Than The 'Air Bud' Franchise Ever Did


Headline A: A Man Said She Was Too Old To Be With Him In Public. Clearly He's Not Around Anymore.
Headline B: Too Old To Be Seen On Dates In Public? How About Being An Underwear Model?


Headline A: CHART: Proof Americans Have More Common Sense Than Ever Before
Headline B: This Is What Happens After Decades Of A Ridiculous, Non-Sensical War


Headline A: Is It OK For This Comic To Humiliate These People? Yes, Because These People Are Horrible.
Headline B: This Man Decided To Humiliate A Hate Group. Hilarity Ensues.


Headline A: Why Is Cocaine Illegal? Because Racism.
Headline B: Think Of Every Rational Reason Why Cocaine Is Illegal. Now Throw Them Out The Window.


Headline A: This TED Talk About Speaking Up Just Might Leave You *Not* Speechless
Headline B: This TED Talk Just Might Leave You *Not* Speechless


Headline A: I'm Seriously Worried About What Might Happen If We Don't Heed This Woman's Advice
Headline B: 'Remember The Days When We Had An Ocean? Aw Yeah. Good Times.' -Future Me


Headline A: Every Year There's A Giant Sex Party In Australia. (Not That Kind.) And Now They Are Ruining It.
Headline B: They've Decided They Need To Trash This Natural Wonder, Because They're Greedy And Don't Give A Sh*t


Headline A: An Anthem For Anybody Who’s Ever Been Down And Out. So Yeah, This Is For Everybody.
Headline B: An Anthem For Anybody Who’s Ever Struggled. So Yeah, This Is For Everybody.


Headline A: Vaccinations? People Have Opinions. See How They've Played Out Since 2008.
Headline B: The Debate On Vaccines Looks Super Ridiculous When You See What's Happened In The Last 5 Years


Headline A: Think Childbirth Is Hard? You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet.
Headline B: See What Can Happen When A Safe Place To Give Birth Isn’t A Guarantee


Headline A: He Wrote 1 Last Song Before Alzheimer's Stole The Ability Away From Him
Headline B: The Final Song Of His Career Reveals The Devastating Effects Of Alzheimer's Disease


Headline A: I'm Not Angry Because I'm A Feminist. I'm A Feminist Because I'm Angry.
Headline B: The Truth About Angry Feminists


Headline A: The S Word That You Really Want Your Kids To Know And Live By
Headline B: Man-Made Apocalypse Sounds Like A Drag. Here's How We Can Help To Avoid One.


Headline A: Important Graphs Reveal Some Scary Facts About The Death Penalty
Headline B: Most People Don't Support The Death Penalty. So Why Are We Still Doing It?


Headline A: Why, She Asks, Does Her County Spend So Much On School Security And So Little On School Support?
Headline B: She Was Told She's A "Poor Tester," But Maybe It Has Something To Do With The Guy With A Gun


Headline A: She Walks Half Naked Down The Street Just To Make A Point - Message Received
Headline B: There Was A Voice In Her Head Saying Bad Things About Her Until One Day She Said - F#ck It


Headline A: An Actor On The Way To A Family Funeral Was Surprised By The Words The Policeman Screamed At Him
Headline B: Wendell Pierce Explains To Bill Maher Why He's Afraid For His Life Every Time A Cop Pulls Him Over


Headline A: The Lie That We’re Told About ‘Job Creators’ That Is Absolutely uʍop ǝpısdn
Headline B: Can You Spot The Job Creator?


Headline A: The Music That People Heard Each Of The 22 Times The Minimum Wage Has Been Adjusted
Headline B: The Minimum Wage Was Worth The Most Right About The Time That John And Yoko Got Naked


Headline A: 4 Ways Reading Changes Your Life
Headline B: 4 Ways Reading Changes Your Life. #1 Is My Favorite.


Headline A: The dug up a Malcolm X speech that predicted so much of what's going on today. Creepy.
Headline B: He was right about the cops 50 years ago. We didn't listen.


Headline A: 3 Incredible Stories From Soldiers That Put It All In Perspective
Headline B: 3 Heartbreaking Stories From Soldiers That Put It All In Perspective


Headline A: A Former Movie Star And Veteran Gave A Passionate Speech About A Topic No One Wants To Discuss
Headline B: People Say No One Cares About Older People. Here's Your Chance To Prove That Wrong.


Headline A: The Girls Were Called To The Auditorium. I Expected A Scene From Mean Girls. Pleasant Surprise Time.
Headline B: The Camera Usually Judges Them. But When They Control The Shot, They Get All Empowered And Win.


Headline A: A Funny Look At Everything Wrong With The Way Women's Armor Is Often Depicted
Headline B: Just How Much Do You Have To Hate Women To Build Them Armor That Guaruntees They'll Die?


Headline A: Raise Your Hand If You Want Coke And Pepsi To Be A Little More Green
Headline B: Dear, Coke And Pepsi: You Can Do Better. Here's How.


Headline A: She Was Looking For Glitz And Glamour, Instead She Got Put In A Box
Headline B: She Wanted To Get Into Showbiz, But They Want Her To Complete The Set


Headline A: Want To Learn A Word That'll Give You Meaning And Impress Your Friends At The Same Time? Yea You Do.
Headline B: Here's Your Word Of The Day. It'll Make You Rethink How Our Planet Operates.


Headline A: This Little Girl Has 5 Cartoon Characters Before Her. The One She Picks Left Me In Tears.
Headline B: I Knew Where This Experiment Was Going From The Jump, But That Didn't Make It Any Less Soul Crushing


Headline A: Women: Now Is The Time We End This. Men: Will You Join Them?
Headline B: If You Know Someone Who Doesn't Believe Sexism Exists, Show Them This


Headline A: WOW: I Bet This Map Would Be Banned In Some Countries
Headline B: WOW: Would This Map Be Banned In Some Countries?


Headline A: Whatever Physical Disabilities He May Have Are More Than Made Up For With His Comedic Abilities
Headline B: Be Careful How You Speak To Someone With A Disability. Especially If They're Viciously Funny.


Headline A: Economist Robert Reich Takes Just 5 Minutes To Show Us Why Our Political System Is Totally Screwed
Headline B: Those Lobbyists? They Keep A Dangerous Cycle Going. But Who Does It Benefit?


Headline A: When A Teacher Is Way More Than You Could Have Ever Expected In A Million Years
Headline B: There's No Way What This Science Teacher Is Teaching His Kids Will Ever Be Found In A Text Book


Headline A: Here Are Just 3 Of The *Smaller* Lies SeaWorld Makes Its Employees Tell Its Guests
Headline B: These Are Just 3 Of The *Smaller* Lies SeaWorld Makes Its Employees Tell Its Guests


Headline A: A Startling Reminder Of What Could Happen If We Don't Start Changing Things Right Now
Headline B: When We Think 'Homeless,' We Don't Picture This Face


Headline A: Some Of The Most Fun I Had All Day Was Thinking About The Surprise On A Haters Face During A Protest
Headline B: Ah! It Would Have Been Soooo Much Fun To See The Surprise On This Hateful Guy's Face!


Headline A: A Gorgeous Waitress Gets Harassed By Some Jerk. Watch What Happens Next.
Headline B: WATCH: Some Everyday Heroes Stand Up To Bully Of Transgender Waitress


Headline A: It's Twice The Size Of Alaska And Might Hold The Cure For Cancer. So Why Are We Destroying It?
Headline B: It's Twice The Size Of Alaska — And It Could Help Us Find The Cure For Cancer


Headline A: Why We Need To Help All Those Life-Saving Medicines Do All Their Life-Saving
Headline B: Why Science Has Its Hands Tied On Too Many Diseases And Humans Might Be Part Of The Problem


Headline A: Most Teachers Wouldn't Rip Off An Arm To Get A Class's Attention. But Hey, If That's What It Takes.
Headline B: Every Class Should Have Teachers Like Her. Well, Not Exactly Like Her. She's Nuts.


Headline A: Most Brooklyn Ever: They Never Travel Further Than 7 Miles Away From Their Organic Roof Gardens
Headline B: 3 Friends Built A Massive Garden On A Rooftop, And They're Not Keeping It For Themselves


Headline A: True or false: clean water can mean the difference between life and death?
Headline B: She was so excited to have a boy. Then she only got to be with him for a week.


Headline A: What An Actor Said To Ellen Is Something I Wish More Men Would Talk About
Headline B: A Famous Actor Explains Feminism In A Couple Of Swoon-Worthy Minutes


Headline A: The Gender Stereotyping We Often Do With Kids Looks As Ridiculous As It Is When Done With Adults
Headline B: It Becomes Apparent How Ridiculous It Is To Gender Stereotype Kids When We Do It To Adults


Headline A: Surgeon General’s Warning: NYPD
Headline B: A Simple But Provocative 2-Panel Comic Summarizes A Serious Problem


Headline A: A Short Lesson On Why We Seek To Blame When Things Don't Go Right
Headline B: A Funny-But-True Lesson On Why We Seek To Blame When Things Don't Go Right


Headline A: A Lot Of Things Change When Your Professional Role Model Looks Like This,
Headline B: What Happens When Your Office Role Model Looks Like This, Instead Of The Bosses You See On TV?


Headline A: They Both Wore Football Jerseys With One Small But Very Important Change
Headline B: 2 Fans Update Their Jerseys To Shed Light On Problems Much Bigger Than The NFL


Headline A: A Head-Slappingly Simple Strategy That Might Just Reduce The Crime Rate
Headline B: An Easy-Peasy Strategy That Might Actually Reduce Crime


Headline A: Someone needs to explain why people don't know who these women of the Civil Rights Movement are.
Headline B: After her speech, she dropped 5 names of important women. If you don't know who they are, here goes.


Headline A: The Parents Of One Man Reacted Horribly To His Coming Out. The Internet Responded With Love.
Headline B: The Parents Of This Gay Man Reacted Horribly To His Coming Out. The Internet Responded With Love.


Headline A: You Shouldn't Get Too Little. But You Don't Want To Get Too Much, Either.
Headline B: I Used To Say That Sleep Is Overrated. Then I Learned Some Stuff. Turns Out: Sleep's Not Overrated.


Headline A: SUPERB: Bill Nye Using Emoji To Give The Gist Of Evolution.
Headline B: Bill Nye And Emoji, Sitting In A Tree, Explaining Evolutionary Theory. First Comes Sunlight...


Headline A: Are You Tired Of People Freaking Out About Ebola? This Guy Is Too. And He Came Armed With Facts.
Headline B: I'll Save You A Click: This Is About Ebola. Half Of What You Know About It May Be Wrong.


Headline A: U.S. Department Of Energy Is Trying To Make Science Sexy Again
Headline B: A Bond Villain-Caliber Project From The U.S. Department Of Energy


Headline A: A Graphic That Even The Opposite Of A 'Progressive' Can Appreciate
Headline B: Something To Think Of Next Time A Bus Or Train Gets You Where You Need To Go


Headline A: She Got My Attention When I Saw Her Speaking. When The 50 Other Girls Spoke Up, I Was Cheering.
Headline B: I Thought It Was Going To Be A Speech By Malala. It Was. Then All The Other Girls Stepped In.


A remedy from a 9th century medieval text kills scary superbugs like MRSA. Here's how they found it.<br>

Superbugs like MRSA may have just met their match thanks to this 9th century potion. Yes, really.<br>

Headline A: A remedy from a 9th century medieval text kills scary superbugs like MRSA. Here's how they found it.

Headline B: Superbugs like MRSA may have just met their match thanks to this 9th century potion. Yes, really.


Headline A: Oscar Winner Lupita Nyong’o's Speech On Beauty That Left An Entire Audience Speechless
Headline B: A Speech On Beauty That Left An Entire Audience Speechless, By Oscar Winner Lupita Nyong’o


Headline A: An Amazing Young Woman Passionately Explains What It's Like To Be Undocumented
Headline B: She Says, 'My Being Is Illegal' And I Get Goosebumps. This Is Reality.


Headline A: How Could Anyone Confuse Don Draper And Obama? One Word: Halloween.
Headline B: Here's What It's Like To Be A Person Of Color On Halloween


Headline A: Some Days You Feel Like Everyone Is Stupid. Watch These Videos To Remember What Smart Looks Like.
Headline B: An Upworthy Video Playlist About A Teenager, A Gun, An Eye And An Arm. Don't Worry. It's All Good.


Headline A: He Took His Camera To A Village Where Prostitution Is A Way Of Life. He Captured A Riveting Story.
Headline B: He Took His Camera To A Village Where Prostitution Is A Way Of Life. Here's What He Found.


Headline A: That Time Most States Basically Made It Illegal To Be Homeless
Headline B: Backwards Stuff To Think Of While Sitting At The Table This Thanksgiving


Headline A: This music video beautifully captures a major education problem we have in the world
Headline B: What's it going to take to get 58 million kids back in school?


Headline A: Another Unarmed Black Kid Was Shot By A Cop. These Stats Explain Why, Yes It's 'A Racial Thing'.
Headline B: The Numbers Don't Lie. Here's What It's Like To Live In One Of Most Segregated Cities In The US.


Headline A: This Incredible Footage From Space Will Make You Wonder Why We Stopped Going
Headline B: He Lists All The Good Ideas We Brought Back From Space. It's A Pretty Long List.


Headline A: They Took 1 Of Our Government's Dirtiest Secrets And Made Sure Everyone Had A Peek — With A Blimp
Headline B: It's 1 Of Utah's Big Secrets — So, They Made Sure Everyone Had A Peek. (No, Not THAT Utah Secret.)


Headline A: These Kids Want To Make The World Splendiferous But They Need Our Help
Headline B: Cute Kid Alert: Watch 3 Children Share What They Need To Become Their Best Future Self


Headline A: A Touching, Heartfelt, Authentic, And Wonderful Video Of Thanks. This One Is For You Internet.
Headline B: My Heart Grew 3 Sizes Larger After Watching This Man Say 'Thanks'. (Can Someone Bring Me A Tissue?)


Headline A: A gay couple wanted to adopt a baby. So they did something a little out of the ordinary.
Headline B: A gay couple recorded a super sweet song for a baby they haven't met yet.


Headline A: One Guy Explains How He Certain That He's Bisexual Without Ever Being With Another Man
Headline B: One Guy Explains His Certainty On Bisexuality Without Ever Being With Another Man


Headline A: What Do Hidden Cameras Reveal About Humanity? Something Amazing.
Headline B: This Will Make Your Day Better


Headline A: It's an open secret among the members of her platoon. It shouldn't have to be a secret.
Headline B: Even after the repeal of 'Don't Ask, Don't Tell,' these people can still be fired from the military.


Headline A: The Terrifying Reason So Many Women Tense Up With A Simple 'Hello'
Headline B: She Explains Why So Many Women Don't Say 'Hello'. The Reason Is Absolutely Chilling.


Headline A: A Black Man Filters All His Frustrations With The World Into One Seriously Deep Poem
Headline B: Denying That Race Exists Is Allowing The Conditions That Cause Racism To Reemerge


Headline A: Watch These 25 People Demand To Be Loved. It'll Pull At Your Heartstrings.
Headline B: They Just Really Want Is To Know What It Feels Like To Be You. Is That Asking Too Much?


Headline A: The One Part Of My Driver's Test I Hated Most Of All? Turns Out I Was Really Onto Something.
Headline B: What If They Only Seem Convenient? What If They're Crowding Us Out? What If They're Choking Us?


Headline A: This Man Looked Through The Our Neighbors’ Windows So You Wouldn’t Have To
Headline B: ‘Dad, Did You Know Other Peoples’ Lives Are Different From Ours?’


Headline A: There’s Only A Few Ways Babies Are Born, But A Man Just Came Up With Another Way In His Kitchen
Headline B: What Do Wine, YouTube, And C-Sections Have In Common?


Headline A: The Kind Of Info That'll Make You Want To Take Off All Of Your Clothes In A Totally Non Sexual Way
Headline B: That Model Runway? It's Quite Literally Killing People.


Headline A: A scientist observed something totally fascinating after watching a group of male baboons die.
Headline B: A scientist studied a group of baboons. He learned something extraordinary about how men behave.


Headline A: He Calls Himself A 'Professor Of Dirt' And He Teaches With A Power Washer
Headline B: His Street Art Is Beautiful, But Then You Realize How It's Made...


Headline A: Before His Friend's Tragic Death, He Wrote Papers About Democracy. Now He's Fighting To Save It.
Headline B: A Professor Thought Fighting For Democracy Wasn't 'His Field.' His Friend's Death Changed All That.


Headline A: A Heartbreaking Story About A Rainy Day And A Piggy Bank. Let's Give This A Happier Ending.
Headline B: I Wish This Story Were Actually Unique, But The Saddest Part About It Is That It's All Too Common


Headline A: What Your Cat Needs You To Know About The Birds And The Bees
Headline B: Are You A Cat Person? It Might Be Time To Have ‘The Talk’


Headline A: Women Around The World Are Singing The Same Powerful Song
Headline B: Why Women Around The World Are Singing A DIfferent Tune


Headline A: Is The U.S. A Land Of Equality? Take A Look At These 2 Screenshots And Tell Me What You Think.
Headline B: Portraying Villains As Misunderstood Snowflakes And Victims As Thugs Is Just Not Cool, Media


Headline A: This Movie May Seem Like A Spoof, But It's A Pretty Accurate Portrayal Of Our World Leaders
Headline B: The Movie About Syria These Politicians Wish They Didn't Star In


Headline A: Watch It. Listen To The Guys. Watch It Again. Listen To The Women. Then Listen To The Women Again.
Headline B: Even If You Don't Sound Like That First Guy, That's How You Look When You Harass Women On The Street


Headline A: If you opt to not be pregnant anymore for any reason (school, $, whatev) should this be required?
Headline B: Say what?! You have to do this in 41 states if you want to end your pregnancy. Creeptastic.


Headline A: Bill Moyers With 2.5 Minutes Of Absolute Truth About Companies Who Pay NO Taxes
Headline B: Bill Moyers With The Truth About Companies Who Don't Pay Taxes. Hint: It Means WE Pay More ...


Headline A: There's A Chance You Might've Misjudged That Kid With An iPhone Glued To His Hand
Headline B: Gone Are The Days Of Protesting In The Streets. Now? We Take To The Tweets.


Headline A: Sports Anchor Dale Hansen. The Ellen Show. You’re Welcome.
Headline B: What It Means That An ‘Old Fat White Guy From Dallas, Texas’ Supports LGBTQ Folks


Headline A: 30 Seconds Of Women Over-Apologizing, Followed By 30 Seconds Of Them *So* Destroying That Stereotype
Headline B: 30 Seconds Of Women Over-Apologizing, Followed By 30 Seconds Of Smashing That Stereotype To Pieces


Headline A: Over 14 Years The Rate Of Autism Has Increased 373% And A Doctor Has Some Things To Say About That
Headline B: Autism Has Increased 373% In 14 Years And A Doctor Has Some Things To Say About Vaccinations


Headline A: Listen To The Powerful Poetry Of An Iraq War Vet And Single Mother

Headline B: This War Veteran Shares The Hardest Day Of Her Life. It Wasn't In Iraq.


Headline A: I Wouldn't Eat That If I Were You... It's Not Poison Or Anything, It's Just...
Headline B: There’s A Very Important Story Behind The Food You Put On Your Table. Want To Know More?


Headline A: 2 Lesbians Went To A Macklemore Concert And This Is What They Got
Headline B: When I Say Macklemore Do You Immediately Think Of 2 Lesbians? You Will Now.


Headline A: How 1 haircut and a before and after photo may change everything for people
Headline B: They became emotional when their 'before and after'. I admit it, I did too.


Headline A: Imagine The Delight On This Little Girl’s Face To See Such A Precious Package Arrive At Her Doorstep
Headline B: For Some Kids, 'Read Me A Bedtime Story' Was Not Possible. Until Now.


Headline A: Russell Brand Perfectly Describes How America Is Creating Terrorists Instead Of Removing Them
Headline B: Russell Brand Perfectly Describes Why Drones Are Creating Terrorists By The Bucketload


Headline A: Transhumans Are Taking Over. But Don't Worry, It's A Good Thing.
Headline B: So What If We're All Turning Into Robots, It's Pretty Exciting When You Think About It


Headline A: 5 Of The Biggest LGBTQ Campaigns Of The Last 5 Years On Facebook And Twitter
Headline B: I Have A Gay Friend Who Refuses To Get On Facebook. Here’s What He Missed In The Last 5 Years.


Headline A: A new kind of kindergarten design encourages kids to be their silly selves.
Headline B: A giant circular kindergarten helps children develop in their own creative, silly ways.


Headline A: A Brilliant Speech From 1940 That's Somehow Even More Relevant Today
Headline B: There's A Reason This Is Still My Favorite Internet Video Of All Time


Headline A: MUST WATCH: 3 Young Women Missing For 10 Years And Locked In House Found By Awesome Good Samaritan
Headline B: WOW: 3 Young Women Missing For 10 Years And Locked In House Found By Awesome Good Samaritan


Headline A: Legislator Wants To Make Sure WITCH DOCTORS Get A Fair Hearing In Science Class. No, I'm Not Joking.
Headline B: Raise Your Hand if You Think Witch Doctoring Should Be Part Of The Core Science Curriculum


Headline A: There Are Things Women Just Shouldn't Have To Do In A Public Restroom
Headline B: Women Shouldn't Have To Do This In A Bathroom Stall. Agreed?


Headline A: Why Is This Artist Telling You To Throw Away Your Phone? And So Beautifully?
Headline B: SPOTTED! Soul Man In An Army Helmet Telling You How To Find Humanity In Your Digital Life


Headline A: Who Knew There Was So Much To Learn From Buses In 1950s London?
Headline B: If We Keep Feeding Our Desire Like There’s No Tomorrow, There’s Really Gonna Be No Tomorrow


Headline A: A short, funny video that shows the kind of choices we have to make during a drought.
Headline B: A silly video about some very thirsty people makes a serious point about using water wisely.


Headline A: 14 Years Ago, He Wrote A Hilarious Song About Pot. The Way He Rewrote It Is Genius.
Headline B: 14 Years Ago, He Wrote A Hilarious Song About Pot. He Just Re-Wrote It, And I'm So Glad He Did.


Headline A: Could growing plants in the air be the salvation of farms ruined by pollution?
Headline B: It looks like the best way to grow crops here may be to get them the hell off the ground.


Headline A: You Made This Clip Go Viral...And Then The A Pretty Big Awards Show Took Notice
Headline B: You Watched A Clip On Upworthy...And Then It Won A F*#&ing Oscar


Headline A: There's Something On Your Dollar Bill, And For Once, It's Not From The Illuminati
Headline B: I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream... For Responsible Use Of Money In Politics!


Headline A: Waaaaaiiiit, Shouldn't My Lunch Be Worth More Than Where It Came From?
Headline B: Hold On A Sec. Why Isn't My Lunch Be Worth More Than Where It Came From?


Headline A: The Most Adorable Way To Learn About Evolution
Headline B: The Mysteries Of Life As Explained By Some Adorable Bears


Headline A: Why's This Kid Throwing Coins? The Reason May Or May Not Blow Your Mind, But Something Does Blow Up.
Headline B: Why This Kid Is Throwing Coins May Or May Not Blow Your Mind, But It Will Blow Up Something Else.


Headline A: The Brotherhood Of Sleeping Car Porters: A Concise History, And A Not-So-Concise One If You Wish
Headline B: This History Of A Certain Method Of Railroad Travel Made Me A Little Uncomfortable


Headline A: If You Mess With Human Curiosity, You're Going To Hear About It From Neil deGrasse Tyson
Headline B: If You're Curious What Neil deGrasse Tyson Would Be Like As Your Dad,
Watch His Graduation Speech


Headline A: Meet Carter. She Wanted To Be A Scientist In A Field That Didn't Welcome Women. And Now, She Is.
Headline B: Meet Carter. She's a Scientist Helping To Figure Out How We Can Get Past Our Oil Addiction.


Headline A: Know What To Look For: The 4 Red Flags Of PTSD Laid Out In Less Then 4 Minutes
Headline B: You Only Need 4 Minutes To Hone Your PTSD Radar


Headline A: The Spirit Of One Hard-Hit Community Makes Me Want To Dance And Clap My Hands
Headline B: When Global Warming Caused A Disaster In Their Town, They Decided To Do Something About It


Headline A: Like Trying To Find A Light Switch In The Dark, 230 Million Africans Are Hungry For Power
Headline B: How Long Would 3 Days Of Energy For An American Last In Ethiopia? No, Guess Higher.


Headline A: Prince EA wrote an apology to the future, but his real message is for you and me right here and now.
Headline B: He starts with an apology for ruining the earth, but then watch him take it back.


Headline A: Whether Or Not You Like Her, I Hope You'll Like What Nancy Pelosi Has To Say On Women In Politics
Headline B: She Got Asked A Question That No Male Co-Worker Of Her Got Asked. So Her Response Was One-Of-A-Kind.


Headline A: She Sits Down And Tells Us A Personal Story Just So Other Teens Won't Have To Go Through The Same
Headline B: Girls Said She'd Steal Their Boyfriends, So She Told Them The Truth. It Only Made Things Worse.


Headline A: She Was A Rape Victim With A Choice. Now They're Trying To Take It Away From Her.
Headline B: After She Was Raped, She Had A Choice. Now People Are Trying To Pass A Ballot And Take It Away.


Headline A: HOLD UP. How Are HAMBURGERS The Answer To Saving The Planet!?
Headline B: Hold Up. Are HAMBURGERS Really The Answer To Saving The Planet?!


Headline A: A New Way Of Teaching Is Coming To Our Schools. Maybe We Should Check It Out.
Headline B: A Lot Of Us Don't Know What It Is, But It's Coming To Our Schools. Maybe We Should Check It Out.


Headline A: They Tried To Make Legos For Girls. How Do *You* Think They Did?
Headline B: 1 Tiny Piece Is All She Really Wanted. Instead, She  Got Something... Very Pink.


Headline A: These Guys Won't Return My Calls, But They Could Loan Your Private Internet Stuff To The Feds
Headline B: Wouldn't It Be Cool If The Feds Could Legally Snoop On Everything You Put On The Internet?


Headline A: You Watched A Clip On Upworthy...And Then It Won A F*#&ing Oscar
Headline B: You Made This Clip Go Viral...And Then The A Pretty Big Awards Show Took Notice


Headline A: Want A Reason To Love Video Games? How About A Lovely Dose Of Acceptance.
Headline B: An Actress Who Played A Gay Character In A Video Game Fights Tears As She Recounts A Fantastic Story


Headline A: This Pleasantly Surprising Commercial From Australia Has A Twist That Will Make You Think
Headline B: When You Hear The Surprise In This Commercial From Down Under, I Guarantee A Smile


Headline A: Some Words For People Say, 'I'm Not Judging For Her Size, But It's Just Not Healthy.'
Headline B: Show These 4 Images To The Next Person Who Goes, "It's Just Not Healthy"


Headline A: If You've Ever Wanted To Hug The Internet For Being So Swell, Here's Where It Is
Headline B: How The Internet Sometimes Lives In A Luxury Apartment In The Sky


Headline A: 1200 Reasons Why We Should Take That Thing Out Of Our Freakin' Mouths
Headline B: When I Was A Kid, An Ad Aired On Tv That I Didn't Fully Get. Now, I Want Us All To Watch It Again.


Headline A: I Think Drone Operators Have A Very Strange Job. I Imagine Even A Good Day Is Bad.
Headline B: How Would You Feel If You Heard War Drones Were Being Controlled From Your Neighborhood?


Headline A: There’s Only One Word To Explain Why Men Have Been Dominant For Centuries
Headline B: She Drops Insight On Why Men And Women Haven’t Been Considered Equal For Decades


Headline A: This Sports Commentator Just Destroyed The $#!% Out Of 9 People Involved In The Ray Rice Assault
Headline B: This Sports Commentator Just Rained $#!% Down On 9 People Involved In The Ray Rice Assault


Headline A: How A Hashtag Sparked A Movement That Might Just End Sexism In Advertising
Headline B: How A Hashtag Sparked A Movement That Has Already Put A Serious Dent In Sexist Advertising


Headline A: Here’s A Tip If You’re Thinking About Getting A Dog. Go Look At Some Swedish Furniture. Trust Me.
Headline B: IKEA Is Making It Easy To See If A Pound Pooch Looks Right In Your Home. No Assembly Required.


Headline A: It's A Game About Telling Stories. Why Do These Boys Think Girls Can't Play?
Headline B: A Little Girl Killed Three Monkeys. Several Boys Were Impressed.


Headline A: Why Would Anyone Want To Put George Takei In A Prison Camp?
Headline B: Remember That One Time The U.S. Military Put George Takei In A Prison Camp Because Of His Race?


Headline A: Meet A Kid Who You’ll Definitely Have A Mind-Crush On
Headline B: Meet The Human Rosetta Stone


Headline A: An Irish Guy Asks A Question. 4 Million People Answer. Only 1 Should Matter.
Headline B: He's Asking The Most Important Question Of His Life ... Their Response? Shouldn't Matter.


Headline A: One Really Intense Reason We Like Our Photos To Look Instantly Old
Headline B: The Bizarre Reason We Want Our New Photos To Look Instantly Old


Headline A: Why Don’t We Welcome These People Instead Of Sending Them Back Into Hell?
Headline B: Where Would You Be If We'd Sent Your Great-Grandfather Back To Where He Came From In 1910?


Headline A: Don't Listen To Him —That's Prejudice Talking!
Headline B: Sometimes The Best Way To Deal With A Bad Idea Is To Make It Come Alive


Headline A: There Have Been A Lot Of Studies On Fluoride In The Water. Here's All The 'Scary Stuff' They Found.
Headline B: Here's All The 'Scary Stuff' He Found In A Bunch Of Studies About What Fluoride In Our Water Does


Headline A: The Earth Is In Trouble. But That's Okay, You Can Still Do Small Things. Like One Bee Keeper Did.
Headline B: If We Want To Save The Earth, Here's The Perfect Role Model For Us. Hint: It's An Insect.


Headline A: Zoom Zoom: With The Amount One Law Saves You On Birth Control, You Could Buy 9 Tanks Of Gas.
Headline B: Recognize: 58% Of Women Use Birth Control For Reasons Other Than Pregnancy Prevention


Headline A: We Spend So Much Because Of Domestic Violence, It's Astoundingly Equal To 1 Other Major Cost
Headline B: When Your Neighbor's Spouse Hits Them, It Costs You Money


Headline A: Why Hacking The Government Is Far More Awesome Than You Think
Headline B: I'm Actually Comfortable With These People Hacking The Government


Headline A: OMG! Look What Boston Marathon Runners Just Did.
Headline B: This Is Why I Fell In Love With A Bunch Of Smelly Sneakers


Headline A: Next Time Your Stubborn Uncle Says Global Warming Isn't A Thing, Show Him This Map About Winters
Headline B: Are You One Of Those People Who Loves Winter? Depending On Your State, Its Days Could Be Numbered.


Headline A: Brad Pitt, Barack Obama, And Bill Gates Have All Done It. So Why Can't The Rest Of Us?
Headline B: I Thought Pot Was Illegal For A Good Reason. Turns Out It’s Actually Illegal For The Worst Reason.


Headline A: This Kid Revealed His Intense Struggle With Suicide & Depression. Now All I Want To Do Is Thank Him.
Headline B: This Kid's Suicide Note Just Took Me On An Emotional Roller Coaster. But I Think That Was His Point.


Headline A: An Only-Slighty Cheesy Reminder To Not Judge Your Parents On Their Bank Account
Headline B: Even If You're Not Super Wealthy, Your Kids Will Still Love You. Some Day.


Headline A: Tired Of Hearing About How We Need To Help Girls All The Time? Let's Talk About Boys.
Headline B: Want To Help Girls? Try Helping Boys.


Headline A: How And Why We Use 'Sorry' Fuels Gender Stereotypes, And This Shampoo Ad Calls It Out
Headline B: 'Sorry' Is Not Always A Bad Word, But When We’re Saying It For No Good Reason, It’s Time To Rethink


Headline A: Lady Stereotypes, Right After Your Commercial Break Full Of Female Stereotypes
Headline B: Lady Stereotypes, Right After Your Commercial Break Full Of Lady Stereotypes


Headline A: Dave Chappelle interviewed Maya Angelou about a time she talked to Tupac. But the story goes deeper.
Headline B: We can all learn something from how Maya Angelou dealt with a young rapper named Tupac.


Headline A: Behold The Bluntest Speech In The History Of Time For College Grads Before They Become Worm Food
Headline B: The Bluntest Speech In The History Of The Universe Lays It All Out For Some Kids Before They All Die


Headline A: Okay, Friends. It's Time We Have A Talk About Something We're Paying Way Too Much For.
Headline B: Cha-ching! Cha-ching! That’s The Sound Of Your Money That's Being Taken Totaling Up.


Headline A: Conservative, Southern Baptist Mom Has Answers To Your Burning Questions About Transgender Kids
Headline B: Southern Baptist Mom Has Some Really Fabulous Comebacks To Some Really Terrible Questions


Headline A: I Think It's Time We Had A Serious Talk About The Elephant In The Room
Headline B: I Think It's Time We Had A Serious Talk About The Non-Metaphorical Elephant In The Room


Headline A: Watch Men Playing The Coldest Major Professional Sport Warm Your Heart By Doing The Right Thing
Headline B: The NHL Just Made A Bold Statement On Society. NBA, NFL, MLB, Are You Listening?


Headline A: Eva Longoria Wants You To Think Carefully Before You Bite Into That Juicy Tomato
Headline B: Eva Longoria Tells Us Why Some Tomato Sammiches Are Fairer Than Others


Headline A: Wait 'Til You Hear What He Wants To Prescribe For Medicine. It Makes A Weird Kind Of Sense.
Headline B: Reason #1 Was Good Enough, But Then He Lists 3 More, And I'm On Amazon Immediately


Headline A: Their Bodies Are Covered In Words And Numbers So We Can See What Women Face
Headline B: Women Wrote Important Words And Numbers On Their Bodies So We Can All Understand How Dangerous It Is


Headline A: What Do You Get With 2 Guys, 1 Girl, And 200 Condoms?
Headline B: 200 Condoms Were Harmed In The Making Of This Video


Headline A: I'll Remember What Emma Thompson Says Here The Next Time I Watch The Actors On Screen
Headline B: Are Actors Mean't To Reach The Standards Of Models, Or Are They Meant To Be, Er, Actors?


Headline A: Confederate Holidays. Making No Damn Sense Since 1865.
Headline B: Alabama Celebrates A Confederate Holiday On Martin Luther King Day. Yup.


Headline A: This Comedian Absolutely Loves Jesse Ventura's Angry Gay Marriage Rant
Headline B: It's An Unusual Argument For Gay Marriage, But It Might Just Be The Best


Headline A: She says 9 sentences in the beginning, and that's all that it took to convince me.
Headline B: Insurance companies refuse to help people with eating disorders. This survivor thinks they should.


Headline A: Dear Canadian Government: The World Is Watching And They Saw What You Did
Headline B: Listen Up Canada: The World Is Watching And They Saw What You Did To David Suzuki


Headline A: Wish You Were The Artsy Type? It Could Be Your Wardrobe Holding You Back.
Headline B: The Strange Scientific Link Between How Artistic You Are And What You Wear


Headline A: MYTH: This Shot That Young Girls Get Is Killing People. Here Are The FACTS.
Headline B: Find Out The REAL Facts About HPV. Your Cervix Will Thank You.


Headline A: A Guy Hung An Offensive Sign Around His Neck To Make A Solid Point. And … It Worked.
Headline B: What We’re Really Saying When We Ignore The Ways That Our Country Fails People


Headline A: 51 Pretty Shocking Facts That Make Things Harder For Every Woman You Have Ever Met
Headline B: 50+ Pretty Shocking Facts That Make Things Harder For Every Woman You Have Ever Met


Headline A: Just Because She Sang About Anacondas And Buns Doesn't Mean She Wants All Girls To Do The Same
Headline B: She Had One Of The Most Risque Music Videos In 2014. But She Still Has Important Words For Women.


Headline A: Say Half Of This To Your Daughter's Boyfriend, She'll Disown You. She'll Hug You For The Last Part.
Headline B: Everything Her Dad Says In The First Half Of This Would Horrify Her. The Rest Of It Is Awesome.


Headline A: Just…Wow…Wow…Wow! Did I Say Wow Already?
Headline B: 15-Year-Old Bypasses The Awkward Teen Phase And Skips Straight To Genius


Headline A: These Governors Get Healthcare. Is This Why They Don't Feel The Pain?
Headline B: Whatthe? More People Are Sick, Dying, and Going Broke In These States For No Good Reason.


Headline A: What's Happening Beyond Our Personal Bank Accounts Isn't Likely To Induce Many Smiles
Headline B: Here's What Happens When We Ignore A Really, Really Big Problem


Headline A: 1 Reason You Can’t Leave Is Because Your Partner Won’t Let You Get To The $$ You Need To Go
Headline B: Let’s Start Talking About Helping Abuse Victims Regain $$ Control And The Possibility Of Freedom


Headline A: University of Virginia students unify behind beaten classmate.
Headline B: He was yelling for help, asking for the beating to stop. Now his classmates have his back.


Headline A: An Upworthy & TOMS event: Let's talk about water.
Headline B: Her job didn't exist before. Now it's changing her whole town.


Headline A: You Know How Some Roller Coasters Go From 0 To 90 In 2 Seconds? Well This Is The Horrifying Opposite
Headline B: Easy Question - What's Considered Smart, But Makes Us 25% More Likely To Crash Our Cars?


Headline A: At What Age Do Most Girls Stop Mugging In Front Of The Camera? Whatever It Is, It's Way Too Young.
Headline B: Why Does Being Photographed Turn Into Such Misery As Women Grow Up?


Headline A: The NFL Would Never Let This Super Bowl Ad Air, So We're Gonna Show You It. It's Important.
Headline B: The NFL Would Never Let This Ad Air On The Super Bowl, So We're Gonna Show You It. It's Important.


Headline A: How Many Nice Canadians Does It Take To Stop Disaster In Its Tracks? So Far, Not Enough.
Headline B: People From All Over The World Are Worried About Canada. But Do They Even Realize What's Happening?


Headline A: An Israeli And A Palestinian Say 'We Don't Want You Here'. But Who, Exactly, Are They Talking To?
Headline B: Finally. A Message About Palestine And Israel That Doesn't Involve Politics Or Hate.


Headline A: A Reasonable Person Would Assume Someone Is Keeping Track Of Deaths By Cops. That Person Would Be Wrong.
Headline B: I Wanted To Find Out How Many Have Been Killed By Cops In Our Country. I Had A Surprise In Store.


Headline A: How To Feel So Much Better About How You Live Your Life In Eleven Words
Headline B: Eleven Words That Will Give You A Fiercer Way To Look At Adversity and Knuckleheads


Headline A: A Look At Domestic Violence From A *Wildly* Different Perspective. Economy And Jobs.
Headline B: A *Wildly* Different Perspective On Domestic Violence In Just 2 Images


Headline A: Her Big Brother Is A 5-Time Felon, And She's Got A Few Words To Say About That
Headline B: If My Brother Were In Prison As Often As Hers, I Don't Think That I Could Be As Strong. Wow.


Headline A: Not Kidding: New Deal Would Mean You Can Challenge Any Law If It Slows Your Profit
Headline B: A Secret Trade Deal So Wackadoodle That Congress Isn't Even Allowed To Talk About It Publicly


Headline A: Why Carry That Weight is so much more than carrying mattresses
Headline B: She carried her mattress to protest her rape. A nation will carry the weight with her a 2nd time.


Headline A: How To Get Internet Access, Anywhere On The Earth. At Any Time. No Matter Where You Are. Period.
Headline B: It First Happened In 2040 BC, And Last Happened In 2013. Some Guys Want To Make That The Last One.


Headline A: When Halloween Costumes Go Wrong, They Can Go Very, Very Wrong
Headline B: You've Got Your Heart Set On Being Whatever It Is You're Being For Halloween. But Is It Offensive?


Headline A: Ding, Ding, Ding: The Most Messed Up Circus I've Ever Seen
Headline B: We Pay Money To Watch Abused Animals Perform For Us?  What The F*ck?


Headline A: People Don't Like To Talk About The Earth. So Let's Just Talk About 1 Beautiful Place Under Threat.
Headline B: A Country Just Decided That They'd Let The Least Qualified Person Ruin Their Most Beautiful Wonder


Headline A: Who'd Win In A Fight: Humanity Or The Mother Nature? Jury's Out, But Not For Long.
Headline B: Because Sometimes Inspiration Comes From The Most Unlikely Places


Headline A: GRAPHIC: How Many Seconds Of This Video Can You Make It Through?
Headline B: An Elephant Tries To Outrun Its Poachers. Their Guns Are Faster.


Headline A: Joan Rivers Picks On Adele. Then This Comedian Turns It Into A (NSFW) Teaching Moment.
Headline B: One Comedian Picks On Adele. Then Another Comedian Turns It Into A (NSFW) Teaching Moment.


Headline A: Don't Like Driving? In The Future, You Might Not Have To.
Headline B: How To Eliminate ALL Accidents Caused By Texting And Driving (Bonus: You Can Still Text)


Headline A: Tiny Houses Make A Whole Lot Of Sense For Many Of Us, And It’s No Surprise They’re On The Rise
Headline B: What If The Size Of Our Houses Really Fit The Size Of Our Wallets?


Headline A: I Never Would Have Expected To See 'Ron Swanson' In A Room Full Of DC Elites. He Owned It.
Headline B: A Famous Gun Owner Was Invited To Speak To A Roomful Of DC Elites. He Owned It.


Headline A: Know Someone Who's Unsure About Climate Change? Here's A Graph That Will Give 'Em A Nudge.
Headline B: In The '80s We Went To The Movies For This Kind Of Thing. Now We Just Look Out The Window.


Headline A: Most People Gain Back The Weight They Lose On A Diet Within 5 Years. Yet We Keep On Doin’ It.
Headline B: Considering Going On A Diet? Hold That Thought And Watch This First.


Headline A: Nanotech transforms all that glitters into a medical wonder.
Headline B: Nanotech transforms a glittery treasure into a medical wonder.


Headline A: Say Hello To The Hospital That's Going Out Of Its Way To Discriminate Against A Gay Couple
Headline B: Can You Imagine Getting Arrested For Refusing To Leave You Partner's Bedside? This Man Was.


Headline A: Disney Tried Selling A Sexist T-Shirt And All They Got Was Mocked By The Internet
Headline B: Somebody Looked At This And Thought It Was OK To Sell. WTF Were They Thinking?!


Headline A: The Incredible Story Of The 'Monkey King'
Headline B: The 'Monkey King': Can You Believe This Guy Is Human? Incredible.


Headline A: Everybody Talks About This And You Probably Tune It Out. This Video May Be Your Aha Moment.
Headline B: Everybody Talks About This And Your Eyes Probably Just Glaze Over. This Video May Help You See It Differently.


Headline A: It Was Just A Little Graphite On Paper, But It Changed History Nonetheless
Headline B: Erotic Art Usually Just Titillates. His Erotic Art, Though? Changed The Minds Of So. Many. People.


Headline A: What The Hell Do People Believe In If They Don't Believe In God? This Guy Has One Heck Of An Answer.
Headline B: What The Hell Do People Believe In If They Don't Believe In God? This Guy Has One Hell Of An Answer.


Headline A: Check out this adorable cartoon that explains privilege in the most non-confrontational way possible
Headline B: Come for the twerking bugs. Stay for the important message on privilege.


Headline A: Is Barbie Really To Blame For Girls' Negative Body Images? Research Helps Answer The Question.
Headline B: Do Some Of The Toys We Buy Our Girls Set Them Up For A Lifetime Of Skewed Body Image Ideals?


Headline A: This TED Talk Is Hilarious. And It Made Me More Brilliant Today.
Headline B: Here's A Motivational Talk For People Who Hate That Kind Of Thing


Headline A: How One Tiny Yellow Box Is Drastically Changing The Lives Of Syrian Refugees
Headline B: Here's A Way You Can Support A Little Invention That's Bringing A Lot Of Light To Syrian's


Headline A: TV Actress Diane Guerrero Tells CNN How Her Family Was Separated. Get A Kleenex Ready For This One.
Headline B: When She Was 14, Diane Guerrero Came Home To Find An Empty House. Her Story Is Like Many Others.


Headline A: There Are Places On American Soil That Are Kinda More Like France Than Kansas
Headline B: The American Empire Is Confusing Even To The People Elected To Run It


Headline A: A Woman With A Great Mind Asks You To Take A Moment To Appreciate Her Body

Headline B: A Woman With A Great Mind Asks You To Appreciate Her Body


Headline A: If You Are Going To Give Away The Government's Most Horrible Secret About Spying On Americans...
Headline B: An Ex-CIA Dude Just Enraged Everyone In The Government, So Watch This Before He 'Disappears'


Headline A: So maybe being a parent isn't all giggles and fun. It looks impossible.
Headline B: I thought I wanted a baby someday, but after watching this ... yikes.


Headline A: A Handsome Dude Wrote 6 Rules For Partying. I'd Follow'em.
Headline B: This Man Wrote 6 Rules For Partying. I'd Follow'em.


Headline A: This Is The Most Spectacularly Wonderful Way To Launch A Save-The-Bees Program I Can Imagine
Headline B: What On Earth Are Thyme Bombs And Why Are They Falling Down From The Sky?


Headline A: Imagine This: He Was 21, Newly Married. Then, The Cops Charged Him With The Murder Of A Little Girl.
Headline B: Imagine: 21 Years Old, Newly Married. The Cops Are Charging You With The Murder Of A Little Girl.


Headline A: A 4-minute video that pushed me to think differently of how love looks like
Headline B: It looks like a love triangle at first. Then comes the twist — and it's adorable.


Headline A: People Ask Neil deGrasse Tyson The Same Question All The Time. He's Got A Killer Answer.
Headline B: If We Want To Meet The World's Next Great Inventor, We Better Get Out Of The Way


Headline A: Thousands of survivors will carry mattresses to protest assault. Here's why we should support them.
Headline B: She carried her mattress to protest her rape. A nation joins her — for the second time.


Headline A: "Seeing This Picture Reminds Me Of Everything I Went Through"
Headline B: These Photos Might Say More Today Than They Did 20 Years Ago, And That's Saying Something


Headline A: John Oliver Picks A Righteous Fight With 'Chief Runs Without Moral Compass'
Headline B: Meet The Man With One Of The Worst Moral Compasses In America


Headline A: What Could Possibly Convince A Man That He Should Live On An Iceberg For An Entire Year?
Headline B: Desperate Times Call For Desperate Measures & This Dude's Living Situation Is About To Get Desperate


Headline A: These Postcards Give Us 6 Reasons Why We Should Put A Stop To This Terrible Practice
Headline B: I'm Thinking Of A Word Starting With 'F.' It's Not A Dirty Word, But It'd Sure Make Our Parks Dirty.


Headline A: PLOT TWIST: What Happens When Fox News Becomes So Sexist They Even Cross The Line With Fox News?
Headline B: PLOT TWIST: What Happens When Fox News Is So Sexist They Even Cross The Line With Fox News?


Headline A: A comedian went on TV and viciously insulted a fellow comedian. Here's her eloquent response.
Headline B: When another comedian publicly mocked her injury and weight, she responded with this eloquent video.


Headline A: A Far-Away War Got Too Close When She Learned Drones Were Being Controlled From Her Town
Headline B: Most People Flying In And Out Of This Airport Have No Idea What They’re Flying Over


Headline A: Human Waste + Science = Art?
Headline B: Never Thought I'd Say This, But These Eggs Eat Poo And They're Gorgeous


Headline A: She Was A Scared Limping Puppy But They Saw The Heart Of A Lion
Headline B: Would You Risk Your Freedom For A Friend? Watch How A Brave Puppy Did Exactly That.


Headline A: Obama, We Are Demanding You To Do This. And So Is Morgan Freeman.
Headline B: WATCH: A Must-See For Anyone Who Wants To Leave The World A More Peaceful Place


Headline A: If Another Country Did This To Us, We'd Freak, But Since It's Our Own Food Industry It's Okay. NOT.
Headline B: What's The Difference Between Food And Tobacco Industries? You Might Wanna Watch Before You Answer.


Headline A: Do You Know The Silly Reason Why America Put A Man On The Moon? Do You Know Why We Stopped Going?
Headline B: Do You Know The Simple Reason Why America Put A Man On The Moon? Do You Know Why We Stopped Going?


Headline A: What Well-Meaning People Keep Getting Wrong About Janay Rice, From A Survivor
Headline B: I Don't Want To See Another Piece Telling Me What Janay Rice Ought To Do. Here's Why.


Headline A: A Slight Correction For 'A Rose By Any Other Name'
Headline B: Tired Of People Mispronouncing Your Name? A Poetry Champion Named Sha'Condria Is, Too.


Headline A: Unbelievable. World Leaders Are Giving Control Of The Web To The Corporations.
Headline B: This Terrifies Me. There’s A Secret Treaty Being Written To Give Corporations Control Of The Web.


Headline A: Sometimes, To Win Big, You Gotta Dream Big
Headline B: 100,000 Homeless People Got Houses? Yes, They Did.


Headline A: An Open Letter From Jesus To Everyone Who Is Scared Of Gay People
Headline B: The Sermon On The Mount As Directed By Quentin Tarantino


Headline A: Why Are More Office Employees Smiling Instead Of Searching The Classifieds In Their Cubicles?
Headline B: Why Being Made To Work 9 To 5 Makes Zero Sense These Days


Headline A: I Laughed At These Stoner Dudes Chronicling Their Day. Not A Happy Ending, TBH
Headline B: It's a Bunch Of Funny Fake Video Messages. But The Real Message is Sobering.


Headline A: What Entertains Some People Makes Me Sick To My Stomach. But I've Got Hope It Can Change.
Headline B: By The Time I Got To The 2nd Scene, I Felt Sick To My Stomach. After The 4th, I Was So Angry.


Headline A: There's An Exciting Marketing Campaign Happening In The South And Gay People Are The Focus
Headline B: A Marketing Campaign's Happening In The Heart Of The South And Gay People Are The Focus


Headline A: 3 women talk about caregiving, but they’re really saying something much more powerful.
Headline B: The 1st praises her mom, the 2nd gives thanks. But when the 3rd tells about a friend, I’m all misty.


Headline A: What You Didn't Know That You Didn't Know About Birth Control, Told By 2 Smart Ladies
Headline B: I Thought I *Knew* Birth Control, But These Ladies Just Taught Me A Thing (Or 5)


Headline A: Some People Yell 'Go Back Home' And This Girl's Response Would Be 'Ok, Done.'
Headline B: Upset People Yell 'Go Back Home' And This Girl's Response Is 'I'm Already Here'


Headline A: One Sticker Can Change The World. Or Make You A Bunch Of Money. Hippies Would Like It, Too.
Headline B: He Sits In A Trash Can Playing With Dirty Diapers For One Awesome Reason: A Truly Magic Sticker.


Headline A: A Dude Wants To Live A Real 'Waterworld' Experience. Except He's Not Kevin Costner And It's On Ice.
Headline B: I Don't Think Anyone Told This Dude Icebergs Flip Over. 'Cause If They Did, Would He Live On One?


Headline A: His Research Showed Some Crazy Gender-Bending In Frogs. Why Didn't They Want To Believe Him?
Headline B: I Thought Initially Maybe He Was Over-Sensitive, But When He Said "Lynched" I Was Horrified.


Headline A: What To Know What Neil deGrasse Tyson Thinks About Race Now That He's Made It?
Headline B: Neil deGrasse Tyson Said What He Thinks About Race Now That He's Made It, And Almost Nobody Noticed


Headline A: Understand This Before You Talk About Sexism In Video Games
Headline B: There's A Problem With How Men Are Portrayed In Video Games. But It's Not Objectification.


Headline A: Check Out These 7 Stunning Photos Of The Comet We Just Landed On
Headline B: Do You Believe In Science? You Will After Viewing These Incredible *Space Photos*.


Headline A: I Haven't Met The People Who Made This Clip, But It's One Of My Top Priorities For Next Year.
Headline B: If Villages Were All Able To Sustain Each Other, Would It Be A Better World? I think yes.


Headline A: What If Everyone Reshaped The Words They Say and Though?

Headline B: If You Had A Chance To Help A Blind Man Would You Do it Like This?


Headline A: Shh: Two Comedians Slyly Explain How Being Black Means You Can't Get Away With Much In America
Headline B: Two Comedians Slyly Explain How Being Black Means You Can't Really Get Away With Much In America


Headline A: Here’s The Real Fabric You Need To Start Sporting. (Hint: It Ain’t Cotton.)
Headline B: What You Didn’t Realize About Doing The Dishes Is Powerful But Extremely Simple


Headline A: These Scenes From 85-Year-Old Movies Might Shock People Even Now
Headline B: Hollywood Used To Make Movies For Women All The Time. So What Happened?


Headline A: A Fantastic Photo Series To Help Us Think About Judgment. (Spoiler Alert: We Shouldn't Do It!)
Headline B: A Fantastic Photo Series To Help Us Think About Judgment. (Spoiler Alert: We Have To Stop!)


Headline A: Bill Nye Only Needs His Velvet Voice And A Killer Video Montage To Change Your Career
Headline B: Bill Nye Only Needs His Voice And A Killer Video Montage To Change Your Career


Headline A: Why 783 Million People In The World Have Never Tasted Something We Drink Every Day
Headline B: You Can Learn A Ton About Water Just By Watching These Goldfish Swim In It


Headline A: If Classic Movies Were Recast With Black People, Would They Still Be Classic?
Headline B: Would 'Thelma And Louise' Have Been Successful If They Cast Viola Davis Instead Of Geena Davis?


Headline A: 1 Phrase You Might Wanna Stop Using ... Cause It's Not Actually A Compliment
Headline B: He Got Tired Of People Saying He 'Talks White.' Here's His Impassioned Response.


Headline A: A Public Restroom Isn't An Appropriate Place For What These Women Are Doing. So Why Are They There?
Headline B: You Probably Don't Want To Eat Your Lunch While Sitting On A Toilet. Neither Do These People.


Headline A: A Dog Walked Into A Classroom In Switzerland. It Just Gets Better From There.
Headline B: Here's How You Make Teachers And Kids Happy At The Same Time. It's No Big Secret.


Headline A: When The Boss Said, 'Dance For Your Day Off' He Didn't Expect To Be Handed His Lunch
Headline B: If This Was 'Dancing With The Stars,' They'd All Get A 10 Except The Boss Dude


Headline A: So This Is What It Looks Like When A Senator Shames You For Failing At Your Basic Job Duties
Headline B: Senator Asks Official Why He's Giving More Money To People Who Break The Law. He Answers Poorly.


Headline A: A News Anchor Gets The Scare Of Her Life And Forever Changes The Lives Of Others In Response
Headline B: First She Got Sick. Now She's Helping The Rest Of Us Heal.


Headline A: A Cartoon Gave Me Some Of The Best Advice Ever: F*cking Shut Up. No, I'm Not Joking.
Headline B: We All Have Opinions But Sometimes It's Really As Simple As Shutting Up. And Listening.


Headline A: One College Estimated 625 Students Would Report Sexual Assault. The Actual Number Is Shocking.
Headline B: They Expected 625 Reports Of Sexual Assault. They Only Received 7. And It's Not Worth Celebrating.


Headline A: You Can’t Save Lives By Reading An Infographic, But In This Case, It May Bring You 1 Step Closer
Headline B: A How-To Guide On Becoming A Hero. No, You Won’t Be Able To Fly But I Promise You’ll Save Lives.


Headline A: Malala Just Gave A Stunning Acceptance Speech In 3 Different Languages, Then Went Back To Class
Headline B: Malala Just Gave A Stunning Acceptance Speech In 3 Languages


Headline A: This Little Boy's Look Of Disbelief Is One Of The Funniest Memes On The Web
Headline B: 9 Memes Of A Little African Boy That Are Funny Because They're True


Headline A: 1 Little Word That Highlights 1 Big Double Standard For Women... In Just 1 Short Minute
Headline B: What Does This 1 Seemingly Innocent Word Have To Do With Workplace Double-Standards? Too Much.


Headline A: Here are some people in Baltimore who are trying to save the lives of drug users. I salute them.
Headline B: There's a simple fix to save the life of an overdosed heroin user, and it can be given by anybody.


Headline A: Watch A Jackass In A Suit Waste His Time Pretending To Be Smart
Headline B: You Can't Blame Him For Hating The Stock Market. In Fact, You'll Agree With Most Of What He Says.


Headline A: Outsourcing American Jobs Is Totally Great (If You Own A Store Like, Oh Let's Say, Walmart)
Headline B: One Of The Simplest Explanations On How Stores Like Walmart Put People Out Of Business


Headline A: Ebola Has Already Gone Viral. Can We Make A 90-Clip About Preventing Its Spread Go Viral, Too?
Headline B: The Crazy Scientist Behind One Of The Most-Watched TED Talks Explains Ebola In 90 Seconds


Headline A: These kids aren't all right. 8 photos show you why not.
Headline B: These kids aren't all right. 8 photos show you what climate change can look like.


Headline A: Matt Damon Is Celebrating Something Many Of Us Take For Granted
Headline B: He Calls It A 'White Knuckle Problem.' After Hearing The Statistics, I Couldn't Agree More.


Headline A: Meet A Soul Singer Who Never Got The Shine He Deserved
Headline B: One Of The Best Soul Singers You’ve Ever Heard But Never Heard Of


Headline A: Wait. You Thought Discrimination Was A Thing Of The Past? That'd Be Funny If It Wasn't So Sad.
Headline B: If You've Ever Struggled To Find An Apartment...You Might Be A Minority


Headline A: Voices In Your Head? It May Not Be As Bad As Actually Going To A Doctor.
Headline B: Having Voices In Your Head Is Tough, But It's Nothing Compared To A Doctor Mistreating It


Headline A: The Difference Between A Nation *With* Laws And A Nation *Of* Laws
Headline B: He Brilliantly Points Out That The Rules In America All Depend On 1 Tiny Qualification


Headline A: OK, Screw The Facts. Watch This Emotional Plea And Then Tell Me Why We Can't Raise The Minimum Wage
Headline B: OK, Screw The Facts. Watch This Emotional Plea For A Raise, Then Tell Me Why We Can't #RaiseTheWage


Headline A: How Many Of These Labels Have You Had Put On You? I Bet It's More Than You Think.
Headline B: How Some Kids Are Being Bullied Into Being Something They Never Wanted To Be


Headline A: Her Parents Are Cool And Sometimes Strict And Definitely Both Dads
Headline B: 2 Dads, 2 Kids, 1 Sweet Little Song


Headline A: NEWSFLASH: You Can Be A Fat Person And Be F*cking Phenomenal
Headline B: Look At All The Ways Pop Culture Discriminates Against A Certain Body Type. How Wrong Is That?


Headline A: A Commercial That Was Pulled In America. It's Time To Change The Tide
Headline B: 2 Guys Want You To Know That Gay People Like Clean Clothes Too


Headline A: Sochi, Russia: The Home Of The 2014 Olympics And One Seriously Confused Straight Person
Headline B: Sochi, Russia: The Home Of The 2014 Olympics, And Quite A Few Seriously Confused Straight People


Headline A: 1 Trillion Gallons. That's How Much Water We'd Save If We Just Made One Teensy Little Change.
Headline B: One Infographic That Gives You A Great Reason To Get Your, Um, Toilet A Makeover


Headline A: This Dad Has Something To Say To The Boys Who Want To Date His Daughter. Eek.
Headline B: This Dad Has Something To Say To The Boys Who Want To Date His Daughter.


Headline A: How People Are Getting A 1st Impression From You By Your 'Name' Before Your Personality
Headline B: How Your Name Makes A 1st Impression ... Before You Do


Headline A: How A Coworker's Distaste For The Person That You Are Can Make Your Job Harder Than It Should Be
Headline B: How A Gay Teacher At A Religious School Only Needed 1 Sign To Know That She Was Truly Welcome


Headline A: A PSA About Cancer That'll Probably Make You Say 'I Could Go For A New Paula Abdul Album, Sure'
Headline B: In Any Other Context These Would Be Sexy Dance Moves. But For These 2 Minutes, It's About Health.


Headline A: A Challenge The Size Of Our Entire Planet Needs A Hero. Well, We’ve Got One Of Them Right Here.
Headline B: A Movie Star Steps Out Of Character To Sound The Alarm Bell. I Just Hope He’s Not Too Late.


Headline A: A Country That Let Banks Fail, Didn’t Cut Back On The Social Safety Net ... And Is Doing Great?
Headline B: When People Say, ‘If You Don’t Like It Here, Go To Another Country’ I’d Love To Offer This One


Headline A: We're Doing It With The Whales At Sea World. It's Time We Do It For The Elephants, Too.
Headline B: She’s Spent 27 Years (And Counting) In Isolation. You’d Probably Go A Little ‘Mad,’ Too.


Headline A: 2 Words. That's All It Takes To Leave A Club With 2.5 Billion People. (I'm Sure You Can't Guess.)
Headline B: There Are 2.5 Billion People Just Like Her, And There’s A 2-Word Solution To The Problem


Headline A: This Is The Only Gap That Matters For Working Women
Headline B: What Would You Do With An Extra $11,000 Per Year?


Headline A: 1 Common Word We Don't Think Twice About Using That Shows Our Own Ignorance
Headline B: 1 Hurtful Label We Use To Describe A Person That Makes Them Hide Who They Are


Headline A: The *Really* Sad Thing About Graveyards You Probably Never Considered... That Might Just Inspire You
Headline B: The *Kinda* Scary Thing About Graveyards You Probably Never Considered


Headline A: I never expected a 14-year-old's speech on gay rights to leave me speechless
Headline B: I Want To Go To The Confidence Store And Buy What This Kid Has


Headline A: A Dude Says Something So Awful That He Makes A Lawyer's Brain Hurt
Headline B: SATIRE ALERT: A Dude Says Something So Racist And Dumb That He Makes A Lawyer's Brain Hurt


Headline A: Listen To This Guy's Important Interview. Because Survival And Stuff.
Headline B: Does Our 'Big Brain' Help Or Hurt Us? We're About To Find Out, Says This Guy.


Headline A: An Atheist Explains What He Actually Believes
Headline B: Whether You Believe In God Or Not, Here Are 15 Answers About Atheists Worth Hearing


Headline A: Is Your Lover Just A Romantic Placeholder For The Fear Of Death? Yeah, But It's Cool.
Headline B: If You're Sad You're Not In Love, Just Imagine How Worse It Would Be If You Were


Headline A: People Have Mocked Her Story For Years. Now She's Going Up To The Mic And Taking It Back.
Headline B: If You Stop Listening To Her In The First 12 Seconds, You're Proving Her Point


Headline A: At Age 16, She Was Raped. She Thought The U.S. Could Help. But They Put Her In Solitary Confinement.
Headline B: They Put Her In Solitary Confinement For 7 Months. Before That, She Was In A Prison Full Of Men.


Headline A: A Handsome Dude Wrote 6 Rules For Partying. I'd Follow'em.
Headline B: One Dude's 6 Rules For Partying. I'd Follow'em.


Headline A: I Thought I Knew About The Origin Of Christmas. Until About 45 Seconds In.
Headline B: The True Meaning Of Christmas Is Not A Rockwell Painting Of Bing Crosby Crooning To Baby Jesus


Headline A: Would You Forgive A Congressman For Being Horribly Racist If He Grew Up On A Farm? Me Neither.
Headline B: Congressman 'Accidentally' Uses Horrific Racial Slur, Apologizes, And Is Still Racist


Headline A: Math Can Be Beautiful Sometimes And Kind Of Full Of Lies Other Times
Headline B: A 16-Year-Old Explains Why Everything You Thought You Knew About Beauty May Be Wrong. With Math.


Headline A: Which 7-Letter-Word Is NOT A 4-Letter-Word (Despite What Some Politicians Would Like You To Think)?
Headline B: What Do These 5 Dudes Think Women Don't Really Need?


Headline A: The dug up a video of his speech from 50 years ago. It could have been given yesterday. Eerie.
Headline B: He was right about the cops 50 years ago. We didn't listen.


Headline A: LOL: A Late Night Show Found The Perfect Solution To A Problem "Race-Challenged" Folks Face
Headline B: The Hilarious Acronym All "Race-Challenged" Folks Need To Memorize. (It's Funny Because It's True.)


Headline A: What Do A Bunch Of Developed Nation Have That America Doesn’t Have? Family Friendly Laws.
Headline B: If You're A Man, A Woman Or Have Ever Had A Family, Look At This Chart And Go WTF, America


Headline A: Where Did All The Doctors Go?
Headline B: The Looming Health Care Crisis Nobody’s Talking About


Headline A: A Homeless Woman Built Herself A House And Then Got Charged? I Think I'm Gonna Swear. .
Headline B: A Homeless Woman Built A New House And Everyone Applauded. Except These People Who Took It From Her.


Headline A: I Bet You Think You Don't Need To Hear Any More About Catcalling, But What One Guy Wrote Is Rad
Headline B: He Thinks That Lady In The Catcalling Video Was Attractive. But Here's Why He'd Never Tell Her So.


Headline A: Obamacare Just Closed A Major Tax Loophole And Almost Nobody Noticed
Headline B: Worried You Health Bills Go Toward Some CEO’s Next New Yacht? You’re Not Alone.


Headline A: How The Internet Revolutionized Comic Book Fandom In A Way You Wouldn't Expect
Headline B: Wonder Woman, Spider-Man, Captain America. All These Heroes Are Awesome. There's Just One Problem.


Headline A: This Guy Just Ended Any Ebola Panic I Could Ever Feel, And I Want To Hug Him For It
Headline B: Are You As Tired Of Talking About Ebola As I Am?


Headline A: I Hate That This Ad Even Has To Exist — But Now I'm Pretty Sure We Need It In America, Too.
Headline B: Oh, So In Scotland They Actually DON'T Promote Rape Culture?


Headline A: What Do To If When Someone Is Having A Panic Attack
Headline B: When You're More Scared Than You've Ever Been And It Doesn't Make Sense It's Probably A Panic Attack


Headline A: She's A Famous Christian Singer. And She's Ready To Come Out.
Headline B: She's One Of The Biggest Names In Christian Music. And She's Tired Of Living A Lie.


Headline A: There's A Well Funded Marketing Campaign Launching In The South And Gay People Are The Focus
Headline B: Get Ready, One America Is A Multi-Year Campaign To Dramatically Expand LGBTQ Equality In The South


Headline A: She Wanted To Change Her Name, Here Are The 3 Famous Names Made Her Reconsider
Headline B: If Anyone's Ever Told You Your Name Was Too Hard To Pronounce, Here's The Perfect Come Back


Headline A: See How Banky Re-Worked His Famous Stencil To Stand With Syria
Headline B: You Know Banksy's Famous Artwork Of The Girl With The Balloon? See How He's Re-worked It For Syria


Headline A: Don't click this because it's David Beckham in underwear. Do it 'cuz it's also James Corden in his.
Headline B: A ripped guy and a not-ripped guy are in their underwear and I love it.


Headline A: Since When Does Being Popular Mean Having To Put Up With This Kind Of Bullying
Headline B: Since When Does Being Popular Mean Having To Put Up With This Kinda Bullying


Headline A: So Many Scenes In This Video Are Censored. The Last 1 Isn’t, But It’s The Most Disturbing By Far.
Headline B: The Naked Bodies Seem Practically Wholesome Compared To The Last 7 Seconds. That's The Point.


Headline A: 1 Out Of 3 Women Live On The Edge Of Something Terrifying
Headline B: The Foundation Of Our Country Is In The Hands Of Women Like These


Headline A: People around the world list reasons to feel happy. What's yours?
Headline B: People around the world list reasons to feel happy. What are yours?


Headline A: Got $1,800? Head Over To Rent-A-Senate Today For Our Two-Hour Candidate Special!
Headline B: If Millions Of Other People Weren't In The Same Boat, This Graphic Would Make Me Feel Powerless


Headline A: Many are blaming Baltimore teenagers for starting the riots. One teacher saw something else.
Headline B: It should be obvious, but confronting teenagers with bullets and riot gear is a terrible idea.


Headline A: Teens always think they know more than their parents. About this, they probably do.
Headline B: Getting through high school is as much about who you Like as who you like.


Headline A: You Should See What This Woman Sees Every Day. It's Gorgeous And Really Messed Up.
Headline B: You Don't Have To Be In NYC To Know Why Thousands Of People Are Marching In The Streets


Headline A: Here's Why We Can't Have Nice Things
Headline B: HBO's Game Of Thrones Really Needs To Stop Letting Congresscritters Write Their Scripts


Headline A: A Lesson On How Viruses Work Is Equal Parts Fascinating And Horrifying
Headline B: This Video Is Equal Parts Fascinating And Horrifying, But Now I Know How Viruses Work


Headline A: The Lasting Impact Of Columbine On Everything Everywhere
Headline B: Eric And Dylan Seemed Like Normal Kids With Normal Problems. Yet That Wasn't How Things Turned Out.


Headline A: If You've Ever Worried About Being 'F***able,' This Song Is For You
Headline B: If You've Ever Felt Ugly, This Song Is For You


Headline A: Acetone, Cadmium And Ammonia. Want To Take A Sip?
Headline B: This Commercial May Be In French, But You'll Get The Message No Matter Where You Live


Headline A: The Children Of The Incarcerated Are Giving Me Life. They're Not In Danger. They're Right.
Headline B: If A Kid Tells Me Seeing Their Mom Makes Him Filled With Joy, I'll Believe Him. You?


Headline A: I Have A Favor To Ask. Listen To This Beautiful Story About Strippers. You'll Thank Me Later.
Headline B: I Have A Favor To Ask. Listen To This Beautiful Story About Male  Strippers. You'll Thank Me Later.


Headline A: 'Fat' Is A Little Word With A Big Punch And 7 People Are Breaking That Norm
Headline B: Fat Bodies Went On Stage Because She Wanted To See How People Would Respond


Headline A: She Explains The Incredible Numbers Behind An Image You See All Over The Place
Headline B: The Image Looks So Weird At First, But Then She Goes Deeper, And Suddenly It’s Beautiful.


Headline A: 'When something goes wrong with the police, there is no black box except us.'
Headline B: Until the video of this man's murder went viral, his killer walked free.


Headline A: The Technology Of The Future Used In The Perfect Way
Headline B: The Coolest Artificial Limbs You Have Seen In Your Life — And They're Just The Beginning


Headline A: California has 1 year of water left. This is how we can solve the long term issue.
Headline B: The way we grow food is causing a ruckus and we have a way to make it all good


Headline A: It Doesn’t Matter If You’ve Never Heard Of These Girls. After Hearing Her, It’s Hard To Forget.
Headline B: Finally Some Details About What Really Happened To The Missing Nigerian School Girls


Headline A: The Great Billie Holiday In One Of Her Most Powerful And Emotional Performances Captured On Film
Headline B: Billie Holiday With One Of Her Most Powerful And Emotional Performances Ever Captured On Film


Headline A: Here's A Nifty Interactive Map That Let's You Know If Your Sex Life Could Put Your Job In Danger
Headline B: North Carolina Isn't Such An Open-Minded State. How, Do You Ask?


Headline A: This Family Shared A Private Moment For Their  Daughter With The World. You'll Be Glad They Did.
Headline B: This Family Filmed An Intimate Moment With Their Teenage Daughter. Get Ready To Cry.


Headline A: Oceans May Need These Astounding Animals As Much As They Need The Oceans
Headline B: Something Alive Is Moving About Half Of The Water In The Oceans


Headline A: A 2 Or 3 Letter Word Could Be Upsetting Someone You Know — And With Reason
Headline B: A 2 Or 3 Letter Word Could Be Offending Someone You Know


Headline A: See Why It's Taking Some Countries Up To 4 Months To Receive Their Food Supply
Headline B: The Way The USA Is Sending Food To Countries In Need Makes You Question What Year It Is


Headline A: A College Kid With 2 Moms Calls Anti-Gay Politicians Out In The Nicest Way Possible
Headline B: That Time A College Kid With 2 Moms Called Out Some Anti-Gay Politicians In The Nicest Way Possible


Headline A: They Left Los Angeles And Sailed For 7 Days To Find An Island Of Garbage. Here’s What They Found.
Headline B: They Left Los Angeles And Sailed For 7 Days To Find An Island Of Garbage.


Headline A: How would you like to make $1500 less a year than somebody else doing the exact same job?
Headline B: Ever heard of ‘Right-To-Work’? About that …


Headline A: Men, You Can Get Fired In North Carolina For Eyeing Their Boss's Son (Bad Idea Anyway.) Your State?
Headline B: No One Ever Has To Carry A Full Cardboard Box Home In Massachusetts For Being Gay. How's Your State?


Headline A: It only takes 90 seconds to share his technique for the hard moments
Headline B: 90 seconds of inspiration you might not need, but someone you know does


Headline A: WHOA: 9-Year-Old Proves THAT Even 'Failing' Schools Are Capable Of Producing Ridiculously Smart Kids
Headline B: Chicago Public Schools' Loudest Advocate Still Needs A Booster Seat


Headline A: The Video Is NSFW, But The Message Is Universal
Headline B: Seeing So Much Nudity Might Be Shocking, But Not When You Hear The Message In The Song


Headline A: Feeling Down? Disconnected? Try A Neat Prescription Doctors Can't Really 'Prescribe' But It Works.
Headline B: What Are Books Even Good For Anyway?


Headline A: You think sugar makes your kid hyper. I think sugar makes my kid hyper. We're both wrong.
Headline B: What makes kids hyper: Parties. Grandma. Friends. Running around like a crazy person. But not sugar.


Headline A: The Scientific Reason People Can Feel Connected To Each Other Is Kinda Miraculous
Headline B: The Terrorists Wanted Americans To Lose Faith In Themselves, Here's What Happened Instead


Headline A: The Video Our Future Robot Leaders Can Never Understand

Headline B: Here’s The Secret Behind All Your Actions That I’m Betting You’re Too Afraid To Watch


Headline A: A 90-Year-Old Man Was Arrested For Feeding The Homeless, And Russell Brand Is Outraged
Headline B: He's A Great Comedian, But Russell Brand Isn't Laughing About What Just Happened In Florida


Headline A: These Kids Are Rewriting Their Futures -- And Some Of Them Can't Even Write
Headline B: I Never Thought I Could Be So Inspired By Tweens, But Then I Met These Guys


Headline A: It's Not A Body Bag, And It's Not An Ordinary Coat. It's Something MUCH Better.
Headline B: Her Life-Saving Invention Looks Like A Body Bag, But It's Actually The Exact Opposite


Headline A: The Only Man In History With The Right To Say "I Told You So" To The Entire Planet
Headline B: Nickola Tesla Exactly Predicted Our Energy Crisis 100 YEARS AGO


Headline A: The NFL just hired their first female ref. Here's why that's huge news.
Headline B: Women are making waves in the sporting world. Now up? The NFL.


Headline A: Germ Warfare? Laughable. We Have A Virus On Earth That Could Literally Destroy The Everything.
Headline B: If You Start Coughing, BE CAREFUL! It Might Literally Be The End Of The World.


Headline A: Ever Seek Health Advice With The Hopes Of Being Misled? Have I Got 4,000+ Places For You.
Headline B: More And More Pregnant Women Are Being Misled About Life


Headline A: The Truth About The Warm Weather We've Actually Been Feeling This Winter
Headline B: How An American Summertime In January Might Not Be Too Far Off


Headline A: As This Number Climbs Up, A Bunch Of American Families Fall Down. And Nobody Seems To Care.
Headline B: This Counter Is Showing Us The Difference Between A Middle Class And 'Do You Want Fries With That?'


Headline A: This Poem Is Like A Prayer. And This Prayer Belongs In Every Public School.
Headline B: A Gorgeous Prayer For All The Least Privileged Students In America


Headline A: Fox News Host Megyn Kelly Has Some News About Women — But Not Everyone's On Board
Headline B: Fox News Host Megyn Kelly Has Some News About Women — And Not Everyone's On Board


Headline A: Why The Government Should Have No Role In Deciding What Gender You Or Your Children Are
Headline B: That Dreadful Feeling When You Pull Out Your I.D. And It Doesn't Match Who You Are


Headline A: The Fashion Industry Acts Like They Don't Exist. So They're Taking Matters Into Their Own Hands
Headline B: These Women Don't Look Like 'Typical' Models. But They're About To Change What A 'Typical' Model Is.


Headline A: These Two Outspoken Women Really Take It Just The Right Amount Of Far
Headline B: Behold The Power That Comedy Has To Neutralize Sexist Jerks


Headline A: Eddie Vedder Wants You To Learn About Some Kids Who Have A Disease You've Never Heard Of
Headline B: A Rock Star Started A Foundation To Help This Adorable Kid And Others Like Him Not Die


Headline A: Don't *Just* Tell Kids Not To Take Candy From Strangers. Or Not To Talk To Them. Here's Why.
Headline B: *Don't* Tell Kids Not To Take Candy From Strangers. Or Not To Talk To Them. Here's Why.


Headline A: Can You Believe Some People Don't Know Who Nikola Tesla Is? Share This Mesmerizing Light Show And Fix That.
Headline B: Leave Me Alone, I'm Watching This Amazing Light Show About Nikola Tesla 503 Times In A Row


Headline A: In 2013 This Clip Is All Too Familiar... The Scary Thing Is It Was Created In 1990.
Headline B: A Common Experience In 2013... The Scary Thing Is This Clip Was Created In 1990.


Headline A: His Hands Were Tied So He Used His Feet To Teach Students How To Wear A Condom
Headline B: He Wanted To Show His Students How To Wear A Condom, So He Used His Feet


Headline A: Kids Love It When Their Parents Read To Them. These Kids Cherish It More Than You Can Imagine.
Headline B: When Words Cascade Into Little Ears When Before There Was Silence, Maybe We Give Them Some Hope?


Headline A: She Wants To Look Like Her Mom. What That Means Might Make You Wince.
Headline B: In Less Than A Minute You'll Wince At A Not-So-Talked-About Victim Of Violence


Headline A: The Craziest Fact You Never Knew About Mr. Rogers
Headline B: The Man In The Sweater Who Never Mentioned The Most Important Thing In His Life


Headline A: A police department started enforcing with empathy and it seems to work out better
Headline B: The police were asked to try a new tactic with the local homeless population


Headline A: Words That Perfectly Capture What's Wrong With The Recent Ruling On Birth Control Access
Headline B: That Time A Supreme Court Justice's Dissent Was So Epic It Became A Song


Headline A: Want To Watch The State Of The Union, But In A Fancier Way? We Got Your Back.
Headline B: WATCH IT: The State Of The Union Live Stream, With Enhanced Infographic Hotness


Headline A: 2 Informative Tips On How Not To Be A Jerk About Black People
Headline B: 2 Stereotypes Explained And Debunked In A Minute Show Easy They Should Be To Understand


Headline A: Watch 3 Men Dance Delightfully In A City Park
Headline B: Watch 3 Men Dance In A Public Park To The Delight Of Themselves And Those Around Them


Headline A: She'll Have None Of Your 'Women Were *Given* The Vote' Crap, Thankyouverymuch
Headline B: Remember When Women Were Given The Vote? No Such Thing.


Headline A: A Bunch Of Bullies Thought It Would Be Funny To Pummel This Kid. They Aren't Laughing Now.
Headline B: This Bullied Kid Went Through Hell So Your Kids Won't Have To


Headline A: Many People Have The Same Dream, But They're Not Waking Up To The Same World
Headline B: A Young Boy Shines Shoes To Get By, But That's Not What Keeps Him Up At Night


Headline A: A Video Of A Medical Procedure So Personal, It Might Be Hard To Believe She Shared It With You
Headline B: See Emily Exercise Her Reproductive Freedom In Front Of The World To Add A Different Perspective


Headline A: He Thought He Had This Stuff Figured Out. But His Students Had More To Teach.
Headline B: It Only Takes 7 Images To See Things That Might Have Been Invisible To You


Headline A: That Big Book You Turn To When You Want To Look Something Up? Maybe It's Not *That* Trustworthy.
Headline B: The Number One Truth About Dictionaries That Few Of Us Learned


Headline A: And now an article on climate change that doesn't suck: We're starting to fix things! Here's how.
Headline B: Whenever you hear about climate change,  the news is bad. This time, its very, very good.


Headline A: Almost 2,000 Types Of These Are Totally Edible And Yet Here We Are, Not Eatin' Them
Headline B: Simba Did It And He's A Fricking Lion. So What's Your Excuse, Puny Human?


Headline A: When He Was 16, They Got Pregnant. 21 Months Later, Here's How That's Going.
Headline B: At Age 16, He Got His Girlfriend Pregnant. Listen To His Diary Of The Experience.


Headline A: Mipsterz Are Somewhere In America. Who Knew?
Headline B: Think About Every Hijab You've Ever Seen On TV. Bet You've Never Seen 'Em Like This Before.


Headline A: Freeloader: (N), To Impose Upon Another's Generosity Or Hospitality Without Sharing In The Cost
Headline B: The Hobby Lobby Case Isn’t The Only One That Went Screwy … Here’s Another.


Headline A: She Told The Internet What A They Did When They Passed Her On The Street. The Response Wasn't Good.
Headline B: 3 Guys Did Something Gross When They Passed Her So She Posted It Online. The Response Wasn't Good.


Headline A: A Gay Athlete Comes Out At A Very Catholic University And It Changes... Nothing. Bravo, Humans.
Headline B: An Athlete's Struggle Leads to One Moment Of Bravery. Then Another. And Another.


Headline A: 4 Girls Get The "Cover Model" Makeover Of Their Dreams… And Then Hate The Results?
Headline B: 4 Girls Get The Makeover Of Their Dreams… And Then Hate The Results


Headline A: Here’s The Ad That Muslims Across America Wish You Would See
Headline B: A Bunch Of People Decided To Fight Hate With Beautiful Art


Headline A: You Know When You Convince Yourself You're Happy With A Choice You Made? There's SCIENCE To That.
Headline B: A Harvard Professor Schools Us All On The Science Of Happiness


Headline A: When People Are Hungry, They Die. Can We Get 50 Million Americans Off Death Row, Please?
Headline B: America's Old Nemesis Rears Its Ugly Head


Headline A: Another Thing White People Are Disproportionately Successful At - Bike Theft
Headline B: Ever Been Told That Racial Profiling Is Exaggerated? Watch This And Tell Me When Your Jaw Drops.


Headline A: How To Explain Evolution To Someone Holding A Sign And Yelling
Headline B: The Concise Answer To: 'If We Evolved From Monkeys, Why Are There Still Monkeys?'


Headline A: Winter Is Coming, And It's Getting Warmer. Check It Out For Your Own State And See.
Headline B: Is Winter In Your State Warming Faster Than Others? An Interactive Map Shows Chilling Information.


Headline A: Looking For A More Meaningful Way Of Life? Try Adopting A Ghost Town!
Headline B: How A Medieval Ghost Town Transformed Into A Self-Sustaining Ecovillage


Headline A: What happens when the 'Science Guy' and the 'President Guy' sit down together? SCIENCE BRAINSTORM.
Headline B: How do we make more kids fall in love with science? Bill Nye and President Obama discuss.


Headline A: It’s Bribery. It’s Corruption. It’s (Almost) Everything Wrong With Our System. So, What Now?
Headline B: There’s A D.C. Scandal That’s Been Brewing For Decades, But The Media Almost Never Talks About It


Headline A: How Many People Can Honestly Say Their Life Changed This Much In 9 Seconds?
Headline B: It Took Him Years To Prove The Doctors Wrong. But Oh How Wrong They Were.


Headline A: Watch A Lesbian Stage An Intervention With Scared Straight People
Headline B: An Open Letter From A Badass Lesbian To Some Sad Straight People


Headline A: Watch All These Famous People Describe How To Make Bullying Way Worse Than It Already Is
Headline B: Fighting Fire With Fire Will Just Leave Everyone Burned If You're Using It To Fight Bullying


Headline A: This Music Video About Raising The Minimum Wage Is Hilarious, Clever, And Spot-On. Watch It, Maybe?
Headline B: This Music Video About Working For Minimum Wage Is Hilarious, Clever, And Spot-On. Watch It, Maybe?


Headline A: Watch An Eccentric Animation Of An Idea That Could Change The Way We Eat In Cities Forever
Headline B: Watch An Animation Of An Eccentric Idea That Could Change The Way We Eat In Cities Forever


Headline A: They're Addicted To Their iPhones, But They Ain't Playing Games
Headline B: That Kid With An iPhone Glued To Her Hand? Chances Are You Misjudged Her.


Headline A: A North Carolina Senator Doesn't Mince Words When He Rips Into Republicans. AND Democrats.
Headline B: He Goes Off For 6 Minutes On All The Politicians Sitting Right In Front Of Him. It's. Just. Great.


Headline A: Something That's Making It Easier For People To Act Like Complete Jerks
Headline B: Why Having 1 Real Life Friend Is Way Better Than Having Hundreds Of Online Ones


Headline A: A Teenager Comes Up With A Crazy Smart Invention To Help His Grandfather Deal With Alzheimer’s
Headline B: Here's How A 15 Year-Old Showed His Love For His Grandfather. (By Becoming A World-Class Inventor.)


Headline A: "You Decided The Action; I Will Decide The Reaction." - Amazing Woman Yelling At Her Harasser
Headline B: He Reached Between The Seats And Groped. Then She Turned On Her Camera And Said ALL THE THINGS


Headline A: How An Offensive List *May* Have Actually Accomplished Exactly What The Publishers Set Out To Do
Headline B: It Was So Whitewashed She Almost Couldn't Believe What She Was Seeing


Headline A: The Google Search About Women That Everyone Needs To See
Headline B: Hey Google. You Have Some Splainin' To Do On Your Thoughts On Sexism And Why This Happened


Headline A: The Art of Mind Blowing: Why We Need More Teachers
Headline B: Here's What Happens When Teachers Ask A Bunch Of Comedy Writers For Help


Headline A: When Will We Start Treating Guns More Like Bananas?
Headline B: One Simple Way To Instantly Reduce Violence Around The Globe


Headline A: Every Time A Politician Tries To Defund Planned Parenthood, I Think Of This Brave Woman
Headline B: This Brave Woman Has More Than Two Things To Get Off Her Chest


Headline A: Why Women Shouldn't Believe What They Read On How To 'Improve' Themselves
Headline B: If Reading ‘9 Ways To Seduce A Man While You Sleep’ Sounds Appealing, You May Not Like Her


Headline A: Who will help you write a happy ending to your very first love story?
Headline B: Your first love story started long before romance. This is how to write a great final chapter.


Headline A: Anita Hill Made America Ask Itself If Its Representative Body Actually Represented Women’s Bodies
Headline B: Congress Silenced Her, But Jon Stewart Gave Her A Seriously Long Extended Interview


Headline A: I Agreed With Some Of These People. Others Made Me Wish I Could Send Them To Another Planet.
Headline B: A Lot Of People Got Mad When They Saw This Project On Race. Does It Do More Harm Than Good?


Headline A: She May Still Be A Teen, But She's Taking The Dude-Dominated Silicon Valley By Storm
Headline B: Get This — Spurred By A Distaste For Payphones, This Teen's Inventing Tech With Huge Implications


Headline A: The words of a kid in a tie and a red cape made my day. Check it out.
Headline B: Finally. A president who can rock a superhero cape.


Headline A: What Happens When You Transform A Concrete Jungle Into Something A Heck Of A Lot Tastier?
Headline B: He Was Sick Of Seeing This Blight In His City, So He Transformed It Into Something Delicious


Headline A: I've Had My Pipeline Throttled Before And Trust Me, It Isn't As Fun As It Sounds
Headline B: Bad News: Some Companies Want To Ruin The Internet. Good News: We Can Stop That, For Good.


Headline A: He Starts Talking About The Dog, And 50 Seconds In, His Voice Breaks.
Headline B: How 1 Sweet Black Lab Changed A Man's Life For The Better


Headline A: What If I Told You Midterm Elections Matter Way More To Your Everyday Life Than National Elections?
Headline B: If You Only Vote For Presidents, You Might Be Doing This Whole Democracy Thing Wrong


Headline A: A 16-Year-Old Kid In Ferguson Says More With A Marker And A Piece Of Paper Than All The Media Did
Headline B: A Kid Asks The 3 Word Question That Most Of Us Never Have To Consider In The Wake Of Ferguson


Headline A: A Bunch Of Girls In India Could Stay In School, But First... Where's The Toilet?
Headline B: If You Care About A Bunch Of Girls Staying In School, Look To The Toilet


Headline A: His Grandma Told Him A Pretty Amazing Story That I Think You'll Want To Hear If You Enjoy Breathing
Headline B: If You Think Science Is A Real Thing And That The Future Is Ours To Not Lose, You'll Like This


Headline A: Dear #McDonald’s: It’s About Priorities, Isn’t It?
Headline B: The #1 Most Hated Company In America Is About To Get Some #Burn.


Headline A: Two Famous Nice Guys Discuss One Of America's Not-So-Nice Problems
Headline B: A Leading Man And A Leading Pundit Discuss Why America Loves Pumping Things Full Of Lead


Headline A: The Most Unusual Way To Stand Up For Justice While Dropping Your Pants
Headline B: You Really Need To See What's Under This Guy's Pants. It's Not Like That. Trust Me.


Headline A: While We Weren't Looking, States Spent Tons Of $$$ To ... Kill People?
Headline B: My Friends Know I'm Against The Death Penalty. But After Seeing This? I'm Appalled.


Headline A: Chris Rock Gives Major Side Eye To How We Talk About 'Black Progress'
Headline B: Read The Brilliant Chris Rock Interview On Race That Just Hit A Lot Of Folks Like A Ton Of Bricks


Headline A: Russell Brand Isn't Laughing About What Just Happened In Florida. It's So Messed Up.
Headline B: Russell Brand Isn't Laughing About What Just Happened In Florida


Headline A: This Guy Is A British Knight. And He Wants To Totally Overhaul Our School System.
Headline B: If The Future Is Something You're 'Into', I Suggest You Listen Up To This Guy


Headline A: If An NBA Player Being Gay Makes You Panic, Then This Will Give You A Heart Attack
Headline B: Some Jerks Freaked Out About A Gay NBA Player, So The President And The Internet Responded Like This


Headline A: If The World Were A More Honest Place, Every Commercial Would Just Give Up And Rip This One Off
Headline B: If The World Were A More Honest Place, Every Commercial Would Just Copy This One Verbatim


Headline A: 10 Remarkable Things About Lucille Ball That Made Her The Fiercest Woman In Hollywood
Headline B: 10 Surprising Things About Lucille Ball That Made Her A Total Bad-Ass


Headline A: After 48 Years They Got To Celebrate Their 1st Wedding Anniversary. Us? We Get To See Real Love.
Headline B: I Challenge You To Watch This And Not See Love Every Time They Look At Each Other.


Headline A: These 3 Words Can Be The Most Gut-Wrenching Thing Doctors Ever Hear. Here's Why.
Headline B: These Words Don't Seem Like A Big Deal Until You Realize Why They Terrify Doctors


Headline A: This Captive Ape Bit His Handler's Fingers Off. Then The Ape Literally Apologized.
Headline B: An Ape That Can Remember 600 Words, And Maybe Even Speak In English? Meet Kanzi.


Headline A: Why American Politicians Fail On Gun Control Time After Time
Headline B: The Politicians Who Committed Political Suicide For Gun Control Have One Thing In Common


Headline A: I Had To Stop Watching The News When It Happened. No One Expected It Would End Like This.
Headline B: A Crisis Brings Neighbors Together. 300,000 Of Them.


Headline A: 10 Amazing Honeymoon Spots That May Not Last As Long As Your Marriage
Headline B: 10 Amazing Honeymoon Spots That May Not Last As Long As The Average Marriage


Headline A: Probation Companies Making Money Off Of People Just Trying To Pay Their Ticket. Yeah, Sounds Fair …
Headline B: People Who Make Money Off Of Poor Folks Who Have Almost Nothing Should Be Sent To Jail Themselves


Headline A: See This Teacher's Amazing Response To The Question, 'UGH, But When Are We Gonna Have To Use This?'
Headline B: See This Teacher's Amazing Response To The Question, 'But When Are We Gonna Have To Use This?'


Headline A: You Know What The 10 Year Anniversary Of Gay Marriage Needs? Nintendo Characters Making Out.
Headline B: You Know What The 10 Year Anniversary Of Gay Marriage Needs? Nintendo Characters In Love.


Headline A: Colbert Gives A Graduation Speech Ripping On Everything From Immigration To The Graduates Themselves
Headline B: Colbert's Graduation Speech Rips On Everything From Immigration To Safety. The Students Loved It.


Headline A: Apple's racially diverse emoji might just make us be nicer to each other. SCIENCE!
Headline B: If you don't know why Apple's diverse emoji are big deal, there a study for that.


Headline A: I've Had My Pipeline Throttled Before And Trust Me, It Isn't As Fun As It Sounds
Headline B: This Video Is Broken On Purpose. Wait Until You See Why.


Headline A: This Is Not Your Father’s Economy. Not By A Long Shot.
Headline B: 1 Minute On What’s Happening To The Middle Class. Hint: It’s Not Pretty.


Headline A: Give Me 1 Reason Why He Shouldn't Have The #1 Hit Single In America Right Now. Holy God.
Headline B: There Is *No Reason* Why He Shouldn't Have The #1 Hit Single In America Right Now


Headline A: She was the first American to ever win the International Children's Peace Prize. Hear her speech.
Headline B: What does throwing a pebble into a pond have to do with changing the world?


Headline A: Some Darn Good Reasons Why We Should Include Men In Conversations About Rape
Headline B: Some Darn Good Reasons Why We Should Never Use The Words 'Male Rape'


Headline A: What You Need To Know About How Your Cable Company Screws You In 2 Infographics And 1 Funny Clip
Headline B: Here's Why You're Still On Hold With The Cable Company


Headline A: She Wants Us To Make Stress Our Friend Instead Of Our Enemy. Can We Do It?
Headline B: The Thing We All Think Is Killing Us Faster Is Actually ... Maybe Not So Bad?


Headline A: You Think There's Only Pro-Life Or Pro-Choice. What If A Third Option Exists?
Headline B: Why Can't We Talk About Abortions? Oh, Right. We CAN.


Headline A: 6 Out Of 7 Adults Will Fail This Challenge. 7 Out Of 7 Babies Will Succeed.
Headline B: Only 1 In 7 Adults Will Succeed At This Challenge


Headline A: 8 Things Being A Kid Of The 90s Taught Us About Being Gay
Headline B: 8 Gay Things We Were Taught As A 90s Kid


Headline A: Hear What These Celebrities Have To Say About The 'Ban Bossy' Campaign
Headline B: If These Celebrities Were Effected By The Word, Is It Any Wonder That Young Girls Today Are Too?


Headline A: Schools ignored these rape survivors. So they stood up and spoke out.
Headline B: A startling look at why colleges sweep rape under the rug


Headline A: I'm Used To Taxi Drivers Who Talk About Traffic, Not About Being Political Prisoners
Headline B: How Did A Man Use A Taxi To Hold His Country Accountable For What It Did To Him?


Headline A: She works with Husky dogs in the arctic. Some days, all she wants is her mom.
Headline B: Even brave husky guides in the Arctic just want their moms at times.


Headline A: Crap Straight Guys Say To Gay Guys. Laugh And Learn.
Headline B: A Highlight Reel Of Some Of The Stuff Straight Guys Say To Gay Guys


Headline A: A Lot Of The News Media Seems To Really Want To Keep Us Happy Rather Then Thoughtful
Headline B: 'Another Mass Shooting? Let’s Run With This Story On Kim Kardashian’s Cat Instead' Says News Media.


Headline A: Say What You Will About The Rich, They Sure Do Love Taking Money From The Government
Headline B: 6 Minutes That Clearly Explain Why Everything You Know About Welfare Is Wrong


Headline A: Why Does He Race? 'Cause He’s Completely Corrupt. And It’s Pretty Funny For Something So Depressing.
Headline B: He's Not A Race Car Driver, But He's Covered In Logos. I Hate Everything He Represents.


Headline A: What Would Happen If We Stopped Nitpicking Our Bodies? It Might Sound Something Like This.
Headline B: Before We Tell Her What’s Wrong With Her Body, She Wants To Tell Us What’s Right


Headline A: A Teenager Comes Up With A Crazy Smart Invention To Help His Grandfather Deal With Alzheimer’s
Headline B: A Teenager Comes Up With A Crazy Smart Invention To Help His Grandfather Deal With Alzheimer’s :) :)


Headline A: It's The 1 Dog Video You Should Watch On The Internet Today.
Headline B: Do Dogs Help Kids Learn? They Studied It, And The Results Are In.


Headline A: The "Ultimate Woman Since Eve" Says Something Most Women Can Relate To
Headline B: The "Ultimate Woman Since Eve" Is Saying Something Most Women Can Relate To


Headline A: Chameleons, Sexism, And One Of The Most Passionate Apologies I've Ever Heard
Headline B: Most Guys Never Have The Kind Of Realization That This One Had About 'Getting With' Women


Headline A: What Do Coal Ships Have To Do With A Clown Fish In A Blender? The Answer Is Unsettling.
Headline B: A Video That's Not Safe For Children Has No Sex, Violence, Or Bad Words


Headline A: They Agreed To Die Early If They Could Have 'The Perfect Body.' Yep, Die.
Headline B: She Know Exactly What's Wrong With Diets


Headline A: There Were A Whole Bunch Of People Who Thought She Shouldn't End Her Own Life. She Did It Anyway.
Headline B: She Was A Young Wife With A Terminal Diagnosis. She Chose A Different Path To Close Her Life On.


Headline A: 'What Are Feminists So Mad About Anyway?' If You Ask Yourself That, Watch James Bond React.
Headline B: If You Think You're Tired Of All The Feminism Talk, Listen Here As Closely As James Bond Does


Headline A: Penélope Cruz stars as water. Beautiful, ancient, and everlasting.
Headline B: We all need this resource to stay alive, but it would be better off without us.


Headline A: When Men Broke In And Threatened His Girlfriend, His American Friends Said The World's Dumbest Thing
Headline B: When Men Broke In And Threatened His Girlfriend, His American Friends Had 1 Ridiculous Response.


Headline A: 10 Years Ago She Fell In Love. He Was Sweet, Kind, And Gorgeous. Then Things Went Terribly Wrong.
Headline B: She Was In Love. He Was A Dream Dog. Then The Trouble Started.


Headline A: One 3-Letter Word That Can Make A Grown Dad Cry
Headline B: One 3-Letter Word That Can Make A Grown Dude Cry


Headline A: Being A Dad Is Hard Enough With All The Irrational Fears That Roll Around His Head. He Does Anyways.
Headline B: 'To All The Boys Who May One Day Date My Daughter...'


Headline A: They Kicked Him Out Because He's Gay. So He Shot Them A Half Smile Then Aired Their Dirty Laundry.
Headline B: He's Gay, So He Had To Leave. But Not Before Hanging Their Blatant Hate Out To Dry.


Headline A: It's Shocking What Kids Think About Sex When They Are Left To Figure It Out Themselves
Headline B: Think About It, Sex Can Be Pretty Confusing. So Why Leave It To Kids To Figure Out What It Is?


Headline A: Slacktivist Much? Here's How To Help From Your Couch.
Headline B: Feeling Down? Here's How To Make Every Minute Of Your Day Amazing


Headline A: It May Look Like Graffiti, But It's Actually A Ridiculously Concise Indictment Of The Media
Headline B: This Is A Bleak View Of Corporate News. In Other News, It's A Pretty Accurate One.


Headline A: In 2016, there will be two elections. 99.9% of you won't get to vote in the important one.
Headline B: What do you do with a retired senator? Print money.


Headline A: Jeez, What Can't Kickstarter Do?! This Project Is Literally Out Of This World.
Headline B: Never Quite Made It To Space Camp? Here's Your Next Best Option (And It's Way More Affordable, Too!)


Headline A: His Costume Transforms The Minute His Father Comes Home. That's When It Hits You.
Headline B: Most Children's Costumes Are Meant To Stand Out. This One Is So He Can Blend In.


Headline A: They Just Passed A Law In Florida That Gives Corporations The Middle Finger And You More Awesome
Headline B: I Don't Care What Political Party You Belong To. Let's All Agree That This Is Awesome.


Headline A: This Kid Helped Pass Medical Marijuana In His State. It's A Story You Need To Hear.
Headline B: I Wonder What Opponents Of Legalized Marijuana Would Say To This Kid


Headline A: If Geek Girls Treated Geek Guys The Way Geek Guys Treat Them, It Would Sound This Ridiculous
Headline B: How Many Geek Guys That Want Geek Girls To Treat Them This Way?


Headline A: The Facts On Ebola In Under 60 Seconds. There's No Time For A Clever Headline.
Headline B: Let's Skip The Clever Headline And Get To The Facts On Ebola In Under 60 Seconds


Headline A: The 10 Phrases I've Stopped Saying And The People Who Appreciate Me For It
Headline B: It Hasn't Been Easy To Rid these Words From My Vocab, But I Think It's Been Worth It


Headline A: Spend 30-ish Seconds With Jason Alexander And Get Inspired To Fix What's Wrong In America. Go!
Headline B: Jason Alexander. 30 Seconds. A Path To Fixing What's Wrong In America. Go!


Headline A: This Is What Happens When Little Boys Believe That Anything Is Possible
Headline B: They Didn't Have Enough Space To Play Their Favorite Sport. So They Made It. And Made History.