Headline A: Parents With Children And Not In Poverty Are About To Be A Minority
Headline B: The Government's Reluctance To Fund Childcare Is Quietly Strangling The American Workforce


Headline A: He Says It's Probably The Saddest And Most Noble Thing A Government Has Done. Take Note.
Headline B: 'Take Note... This Is Probably The Most Sad And Noble Thing Any Government Has Ever Done.'


Headline A: He Didn't Look Like A Fisherman. So How Did He Get His Hook Down Her Throat?
Headline B: He Asked Why She Just Laid There Like A Dead Fish. So She Told Him.


Headline A: She Seems Insane At First But By The Time You're At The End — It's The World That's Insane
Headline B: It's The Working World That's Ridiculous, Not This Time-Traveling 'Mad Men' Character


Headline A: 3 1/2 Minutes On Why The Death Penalty Needs To End
Headline B: Why The Death Penalty Must Die


Headline A: They Were At A Beauty Pageant, So She Decided To Tell A Room Full Of Strangers Her Deepest Secret
Headline B: She Stood On Stage And Told A Room Full Of Strangers One Of Her Deep Dark Secrets


Headline A: What if we treated teachers like skilled professionals, instead of lazy children? Let's try it!
Headline B: The most frustrating thing about school is who gets treated like children.


Headline A: What To Do Instead Of Smashing Your Broken Lamp To Smithereens
Headline B: A Tiny Band Of Merry Tinkerers Is Re-teaching What More Of Us Used To Know


Headline A: It's Such An Easy Way To Keep Kids Alive, You've Probably Already Done It For Yourself Today
Headline B: A Bunch Of People Out There Are *Not* Washing Their Hands, And This Is Why


Headline A: It Turns Out That Bees Are Poisoning Bees. We're Just Providing The Poison.
Headline B: Why Would The EPA Approve Something That Endangers 1/3 Of Our Food Supply?


Headline A: Some Perky People Who Don't Understand Christianity Go To Africa And Do Awful Things In Its Name
Headline B: A Bunch Of Happy White People Who Think They Speak For God Go To Uganda And Totally Misrepresent Him


Headline A: They Call Her Malala, But She Goes By A Few Other Names
Headline B: She's Known As Malala, But When She Revealed Her Other Names, I Got Teary


Headline A: Holy Hell! Bill Nye Dialogue Plus Crazy Video Footage Equals Overwhelming Science.
Headline B: If Science Were A Drug, This Video Would Be Heroin


Headline A: The Fans Asked, And LEGO Responded: Introducing Female Mini-Figures That Shatter Gender Stereotypes.
Headline B: The Fans Asked, And LEGO Responded: Introducing 3 New Gender Sterotype-Crushing Mini-Figures


Headline A: 21 Absurd Things Lesbians Say To Straight People
Headline B: Parody Alert: 21 Absurd Things Lesbians Say To Straight People


Headline A: The 1st 2 Minutes I Felt His Anger. The Next 2 I Cried With Him. The Last 2, I Felt The Love.
Headline B: I Dabbed My Tears, But The Words Of A Young Man With 'CF' Stayed With Me All Day Long


Headline A: Al Franken Forced To Use Kid's Analogy To Help Other Senators Understand That Science Is Real
Headline B: Senator Franken Forced To Use Kid's Snacks To Help Other Senators Understand That Science Is Real


Headline A: What Happens When 4 Scared People' Meet A Pit Bull For The First Time? Hint: It's Not Violent.
Headline B: What Happens When A Non Dog-Person Meets A Pit Bull For The First Time? Hint: It's Not Violent.


Headline A: Do You Know The REAL Feminist History Of One Of The Toughest Superheroes Of All Time?
Headline B: Do You Know The REAL Feminist History Of One Of The Toughest Lady Superheroes Of All Time?


Headline A: You Think You Love Coffee. The People Here LOVE It.
Headline B: Watching This, I Can Almost Smell The Coffee. They’d Say I’ve Been Blessed.


Headline A: I Laughed At This Comedy Sketch But Then I Was Nervous Because I Realized Why It Was Funny
Headline B: I Laughed At This Comedy Sketch But Then I Was Horrified Because I Realized Why It Was Funny


Headline A: This Couple Went To 1 Gay Wedding Too Many, Then Their World Collapsed. Those Things Aren't Related.
Headline B: The Dangerous Impact Gay Marriage Had On Straight Marriage Turned Out To Be Not Dangerous. At All.


Headline A: Folks in this city survive on contaminated water. He calls the city home and is trying to help.
Headline B: Folks in this city survive on $3 per day. He calls the city home and is trying to help.


Headline A: When A Friend Is Depressed There Are Better Things To Say Than 'Snap Out Of It'
Headline B: Sometimes When A Friend Is Depressed, You Want To Say 'Snap Out Of It' But This Is Better


Headline A: No One Gets Their Perspective, So They're Forced To Joke About It. Now Imagine They're Not White.
Headline B: A Late Night Talk Show Host, Comedians, Sports Mascots And A Girl Who Uses Forks As Hair Accessories


Headline A: If You Ever Say, 'Why Didn't She Leave', Here's 5 Reasons Why You Should Stop. For Ever.
Headline B: If You Ever Hear, 'Why Didn't She Leave', Here's 5 Really Important Things To Respond With


Headline A: How The Food Industry Has Made Children More Annoying
Headline B: Watch The Video That Coca-Cola And McDonald's Hope You Never See


Headline A: When She Performed This Live, Almost Everybody In The Restaurant Stopped What They Were Doing
Headline B: When Billie Holiday Performed This Song Live, She Refused To Come Back For An Encore


Headline A: Why Some Doctors Are Freaking Out Over An Extracurricular Most Of Us Think Is Really Good For Us
Headline B: Why A Famous Pro Athlete Said He Would 'Freak Out' If His Kid Played The Same Sport He Did


Headline A: The Real Story Behind The Missing Nigerian School Girls
Headline B: What She Thinks Really Happened To The Missing Nigerian School Girls


Headline A: An Explanation For Why Black People Have Issues With The Police With Facts Plastered All Over It
Headline B: Don't Get Why Black People Have Such A Tense Relationship With The Police? Stats To The Rescue!


Headline A: One Sherif Wants To See Prisoners Back In Stripes Because Of This Emmy Winning Show
Headline B: What's The Difference Between Orange And Stripes? For This Guy, His Prisoners' Humanity.


Headline A: Hop Aboard The Vulnerability Train. Destination: Self-Esteem-Ville.
Headline B: Stop Being Perfect. Practice Gratitude. Love Wholeheartedly. You'll Be So Glad You Did.


Headline A: Why Don’t We Welcome These People Instead Of Sending Them Back Into Hell?
Headline B: Some People Also Wanted To Refuse Refugees During World War II. How Does History View Them Now?


Headline A: Only 1% Of All Americans Get To Experience This Incredible Sight
Headline B: There’s Only One Kind Of Pollution That Can Be Completely Cleaned Up Immediately


Headline A: These People Aren't Vampires, So Why Are They Living In Coffins?
Headline B: See A Hidden World That People Walk By Every Day


Headline A: The Looming Health Care Crisis Nobody’s Talking About
Headline B: Why Pediatricians Are The Redheaded Stepchildren Of Medicine


Headline A: Their parents expected a cute musical, but the cows had everyone cringing
Headline B: They expected a cute performance, but what they got was a compelling case for better food.


Headline A: Why Men Shouldn't Go Out Wearing Just Steak All Over Their Bodies
Headline B: The Secret To Getting Someone To Sleep With You Is Actually Not A Secret At All


Headline A: How to be a corrupt congressperson, legally.
Headline B: The spectacular fall of Rep. Aaron Schock


Headline A: Stress Is A Great Thing For Young Children. If It’s The Right Kind
Headline B: A Child’s Early Experiences Are Even More Scary Powerful Than We Knew


Headline A: When Is The Appropriate Time To Call Someone Gay? Allow This Funny Lesbian To Explain It To You.
Headline B: When Is The Appropriate Time To Call Someone Gay? HINT: Way Less Than The Way Less You Think.


Headline A: What She Says About Drunk Driving Sounds Ridiculous At First. 0:45 Is When You Get It.
Headline B: Why On Earth Would She Blame A Pedestrian For Being Run Over By A Drunk Driver?


Headline A: Skeptics have all kinds of reasons why climate change is no biggie. Check another one off the list.
Headline B: Here’s what might happen when a climate-change skeptic invites a scientist over for dinner.


Headline A: They Were Just A Group Of Kids Playing Soccer When Something Awful Fell From The Sky
Headline B: A Damn Powerful Reminder That Dropping Bombs On A Foreign Country Has Extremely Real Consequences


Headline A: An App That Talks Back, But Not In That Mildly Entertaining Way Siri Does. This One's Helpful.
Headline B: Speech And Language Difficulties? Just Pick Up Your Phone.


Headline A: The Special Effects Are Stunning. But The Space Mission That Inspired It? Truly Astonishing.
Headline B: The Special Effects Are Stunning, But The Real Science At 2:25 That Inspired It Is Truly Astonishing


Headline A: Here's An Anniversary That Anti-Gay Activists Would Love To Forget

Headline B: A Heartwarming Lesson In Equality From America's Heartland


Headline A: If You Think School Was A Lot Of Work When You Were A Student, I've Got News For You
Headline B: Anyone Who Has Kids Or Who Has Been A Kid Should Really Consider Saying Thank You


Headline A: It’s Called ‘The Odon,’ But When I Saw What It Does I Was Like ‘Oh Dang!’
Headline B: After I Saw What ‘The Odon’ Could Do, All I Could Say Was  ‘Oh Dang!’


Headline A: The Dirty Secret In Every Restaurant Menu
Headline B:  Ever Wonder What’s Going Behind That Kitchen Door?


Headline A: He Starts With 2 Facts, And Ends With 5 Tips. But The Stuff In Between Is Just As Important.
Headline B: Ever Since I Watched This Talk, All My Conversations Have Been A Bajillion Times Better. Try It.


Headline A: Batman Is Here To Lend A Hand To Children With Cancer
Headline B: Children In Every Country Except Brazil Are Terrified To Have Chemotherapy. This Is Brazil's Way.


Headline A: WINNER: The Most Depressingly Dumb Book Cover of 2013!
Headline B: Sexy, Sexy, Sex: Now Coming To Classic Literature Near You


Headline A: Ever Hear Of 'Right To Work' Laws? Well, About Those...
Headline B: What If 'Right To Work' Means The Right To Get Paid Less?


Headline A: You Know The Name Of One Of These Athletes But The Other Two Are The Ones You Should Remember
Headline B: I Agree With This Superstar, Love Watching These Two Brothers Bond Over Disability


Headline A: Nazis Have Never Been Funny, But This Time The Idiots Are Hilarious
Headline B: Nazis Have Never Been About The Funny, But This Time The Fools Are Hilarious


Headline A: The Senate Has Some Bosses, And I'm Pretty Sure We Aren't Them
Headline B: Guess How Much Money The Senators Who Voted Against Background Checks Got From The NRA?


Headline A: Why Are Girls So Important? Let These Girls Break It Down Nice And Simple
Headline B: Sometimes It Just Takes Some Inspirational Music And Cards To Spell Out Why Girls Are So Important


Headline A: Twin Sons Comes Out To Their Parents At The Same Time, And The Reaction Is Priceless
Headline B: Luke And Adam Had A Huge Secret To Tell Their Parents. But First They Had To Set Up A Camera.


Headline A: When A Doctor Asks Question And A Bunch Of People Lie, It's Time For All Of Us To Hear The Truth
Headline B: A Doctor Asked A Question And People Lied. So He Told Them A Truth They All Needed To Hear.


Headline A: If You See Someone Stealing, Call The Police. But For These Folks It Depends On The Thief? Ugh.
Headline B: 3 Different People Try To Steal The Same Bike, But I Can't Take My Eyes Off The Witnesses


Headline A: A Mom Played Apples To Apples And Couldn't Believe What Word Got Paired With 'Feminist'
Headline B: Feminism And Attachment Parenting Are *NOT* Mutually Exclusive. One Mom's Gonna Tell You Why.


Headline A: Two Very Powerful Women Get Asked About Double Standards. Their Responses Probably Won't Shock You.
Headline B: Two Powerful Women Field Questions About Double Standards. Their Answers Definitely Won't Shock You.


Headline A: It's hard enough being a girl. It's even harder when you're denied an education.
Headline B: 1 in 5 girls is being denied an education, and it's up to us to change that.


Headline A: 35,000 People Lived Here Until 1994. After They Departed, Some Strange Things Got Left Behind.
Headline B: What Happens In A Ghost Town of 28,000 Acres And 5,700 Buildings?


Headline A: 7 Ways To Figure Out When You’re Being Brainwashed
Headline B: Every Country Uses It. Find Out How To Spot It.


Headline A: An Open Letter To Hollywood On Behalf Of 50% Of The American Population
Headline B: In Case You Missed It, A Great Open Letter To Hollywood Was Printed In The Los Angeles Times


Headline A: Have You Ever Been Told That You're Too Emotional? So Was This Scientist. Here's Her Response.
Headline B: How This Chimp Used More Emotional Intelligence Than Some Old School Scientists


Headline A: Musicians Launched A Campaign To Try And Save The Spots That Inspired Some Of History’s Best Music
Headline B: Willie Lets Them Use His Version Of "America The Beautiful" To Show How Our Country's Being Destroyed


Headline A: Her name was 'Essence.' This is a story about making that felt all around her after she was gone.
Headline B: Her name was 'Essence.' This is a little story about making it felt all around her.


Headline A: If You Live In One Of These States, Make Sure There's Nothing Too Naughty In Your Nightstand
Headline B: Out Of All The Silliest Sex Bans Some States Have, Which One Is The Most Ridiculous? Or Harmful?


Headline A: You Can Lock Up Drug Users All You Want, But You Might As Well Burn Your Wallet While You Are There
Headline B: I'm Tired Of Drug Users Living It Up On The Tax Payer Dime. Time To Make Them Give Back.


Headline A: Life Is Full Of Waiting. Learning To Do It Well Is Vital.
Headline B: This State-Of-The-Art Preschool Looks Like The One You Probably Went To. Why Is It Unusual Now?


Headline A: Short & Sweet Advice From A Self-Proclaimed Former 'Hater'
Headline B: It's The Holiday Season, So It May Be Tempting. But Don't Be The Person Who Opens This Kind Of Gift.


Headline A: Here's Why I Don't Give A Crap About The National Debt
Headline B: Why My Brain Feels Like A Twisted Rag When Politicians Whine About The National Debt


Headline A: You Don't Need To Exercise Like A Madster. Just About Break Up Long Periods Of Inactivity Like This.
Headline B: Canceling Out The Harmful Effects Of Sitting Is Easier Than You Think


Headline A: See How A Family Neighborhood Was Transformed Into A Disaster Zone
Headline B: He Used A Time Machine To See What These Homes Looked Like A Few Years Ago. It's A Sad Story.


Headline A: An Old Solution To A New Problem Proposed By A Fictional Policeman Might Solve Drugs And Crime Now
Headline B: Listen As One TV Show Speech Proves That The Best Way To Solve Crime Is To Not Arrest Anyone


Headline A: A Fox News Smear Campaign That Crosses A Line I Didn't Know Was Crossable
Headline B: Fox News Spends 6 Minutes Describing Why Mr. Rogers Was An 'Evil Evil Man'


Headline A: A Comic Cleverly Reveals How Much Some Humans Are Really Helping With God's Message On Earth
Headline B: A Comic Cleverly Reveals How Good A Job A Lot Of God's Helpers Are Doing Here On Earth


Headline A: Some kids swap stories about how they make social media work for them.
Headline B: It’s hard enough for a teen to feel liked without having to worry about being Liked.


Headline A: Your daily dose of feel-good: Kid President discusses the future in this delightful video.
Headline B: Your daily dose of feel-good: Watch 'Kid President' discuss the future in this delightful video.


Headline A: Finger Penetration When She Wasn't Expecting It. 'Is That Rape?' Yes.
Headline B: She Was Sexually Assaulted. She Didn't Call It That, Though. Why Not?


Headline A: You Know What The Founding Fathers Said About Your Right To Bear Arms? This.
Headline B: So, Um, THESE Were The Guns The Founding Fathers Were Talking About. Just FYI.


Headline A: Here's A Home Video That Wouldn't Have Been Possible 20 Years Ago
Headline B: The Mildly NSFW Reaction 2 Gays Dads Had Upon Getting The Best News They'd Ever Heard From Their Son


Headline A: Stephen Colbert? George Takei? Star Trek? Midterm Elections? 3 Of These 4 Things Have My Attention.
Headline B: Takei Says 1 Word Before Colbert Disintegrates Him. It's A Big One.


Headline A: See The F&@#d Up Reason A Group Of Filmmakers Had To Hire A Professional Getaway Driver
Headline B: These Filmmakers Went Somewhere They Were NOT Welcome And What They Captured Others Should Let Go


Headline A: If You Only Watch The 1st Half Of This, You'll Be Sad. So I'd Watch The Whole Thing.
Headline B: An Ode To All The Beauty In The World From One Of The Most Unlikely Places


Headline A: What Susan Sarandon 'Gets' About Women's Bodies That I Wish Every Woman Would Embrace
Headline B: How Susan Sarandon Wants Women To Start Seeing Their Own Imperfections


Headline A: Why Do Hipsters Love Old-Timey Stuff So Much? One Hipster Found Out.
Headline B: The Fascinatingly Bad-Ass Tale Of How One Guy's Mom Got His Motorcycle


Headline A: I Thought Id Be Better At This, But I Guess We've All Been Trained To Lose At This Game
Headline B: Two Simple Cartoons, One Exceedingly Important Statement On How We Treat Women


Headline A: He Tells Contractors To Go Suck An Egg. He Also Tells Them To Use It In Their Next House.
Headline B: A Builder Quotes Nietzsche To Show Us Everything That's Wrong With Today's Houses.


Headline A: How NOT To Talk About Rape
Headline B: A Comic That Explains Exactly How To Discuss Rape


Headline A: The Embodiment Of Hip Hop Is The Dude On $10 Bills? That's what *He* Thinks.
Headline B: The People Laugh When They Hear A Founding Father's Name. But By The End, They're On Their Feet.


Headline A: A Senator Does Not Allow An ‘Expert’ To Derail This Conversation About Walmart
Headline B: Remember The Walton Family? No, Not The One On The Mountain...


Headline A: Finding A Place To Park Can Be A Nightmare, But Too Many Places To Park? That's Actually Worse.
Headline B: Cities Changed In 1 Big Way In The 1920s, And We've Been Paying The Price Ever Since


Headline A: What The Hell Do People Believe In If They Don't Believe In God? This Guy Has One Heck Of An Answer.
Headline B: What In The World Do People Believe In If They Don't Believe In God? He Has A Wonderful Answer.


Headline A: Have You Taken A Break Yet Today? Studies Show You're A Much Better Worker When You Do.
Headline B: I'm Not Sleeping On The Job, I'm Increasing My Productivity


Headline A: The "Ultimate Woman" Is Saying Something Most Women Can Identify With
Headline B: The "Ultimate Woman Since Eve" Is Saying Something Most Women Can Identify With


Headline A: It’s Not A Get Rich Scheme, But He Makes It His Business To Show Folks How To Get That Cash
Headline B: If You Think People Aren't Doing Good Things In The World, You Haven’t Met Him


Headline A: A Renouned Buddhist Nun Gives 1 Way To Prepare For When Your Life Falls Apart
Headline B: A Buddhist Nun Gives 1 Thing To Do Ahead Of Time To Help When Your Life Falls Apart


Headline A: You Might Laugh, But She Wasn't Joking And The Point She's Making Is Serious
Headline B: A Not Very New, But Very Interesting Way Of Looking At Our Immigration Policy From A True Citizen


Headline A: How Academic Performance, Health, And The Even The Economy Is Impacted By Body Image
Headline B: She Asked The Internet Whether She’s Ugly. Guess What The Internet Said Back.


Headline A: The Rate Of Hostile Police/Citizen Interactions Goes Way Down When You Treat Rather Than Jail
Headline B: How One City Dropped The Rate Of Hostile Police/Citizen Interactions To Almost None


Headline A: Can You Handle The Truth About Kevin Bacon? Are You Sure You Can Handle The Truth?
Headline B: Watch Kevin Bacon Talk Like He's Better Than Everyone, Be Rude To People, And Then Explain Why


Headline A: See how a cyclist is becoming a symbol of hope for a country 'scarred' by violence.
Headline B: The story of this young cyclist shows that no team has ever ridden for a more worthy cause.


Headline A: A Kinda Snobby Question You Need To Stop Asking When You First Meet Someone
Headline B: The Annoying Question People Ask, That Says Way More About Them, Than Any Answer You Give


Headline A: Ever Notice How Hollywood Makes Certain Kinds Of People Extinct In Apocalyptic Movies?
Headline B: Hollywood Makes It Look Like Some Demographics *Already Are* Extinct In Apocalyptic Movies, So...


Headline A: If The Government Came A-Knocking, Would These Internet Companies Have Your Back?
Headline B: Would Mark Zuckerberg Have Your Back In An Internet Fist Fight?


Headline A: Feel Like Getting All Riled Up About Race And Hipsters? Watch This.

Headline B: Ever Been Called A Hipster Or Know Someone Who Has? Toughen Up And Watch This Video.


Headline A: A Senator Asks A Panel Of Experts To Defend Walmart. It Gets Awkward.
Headline B: A Senator Asks A Panel Of Experts To Defend Walmart. Things Get Uncomfortable.


Headline A: Girl Makes History. Man Asks Her Why She Doesn't Go Do Something More 'Female Friendly.'
Headline B: Some Reporters Lob Softball Questions When They're Interviewing Kids. Not This Guy.


Headline A: Robin Williams' Advice For People Who Are Depressed Is Really Good
Headline B: 36 Years Ago Robin Williams Talked About That Crazy Little Thing That Keeps People Alive


Headline A: Want Kids To Get More Out Of School? Maybe We Should Take Some Of This Guy's Advice.
Headline B: The Way We Run Our Schools Is Terribly Out-Of-Date, And This Guy Proves It.


Headline A: How Many Pounds Of Trash Do You Create Each Year? Hint: It's A Lot More Than You Weigh.
Headline B: Rarely Does An Infographic Make Me Feel Like I Can Make A Difference In The World. This One Did.


Headline A: The Before And After From These Google Images Are Going To Be Preeeetty Freaky
Headline B: I Wonder If The Next Big Tourist Destination Will Be Snorkeling In Times Square?


Headline A: It's The 8th World Wonder, A Sacred Place, And On Everyone's Bucket List. But They Want A Hotel.
Headline B: It's The 8th World Wonder, A Sacred Place, And On Everyone's Bucket List. But They Want To Ruin It.


Headline A: 3 Women. One Diagnoses. 3 Different Countries. 3 Very Different Outcomes.
Headline B: 3 Women. 3 Countries. 1 Diagnoses. 3 Very Different Outcomes.


Headline A: Chris Rock On Race Probably Just Up-Ended The Way Many People Think Of 'Black Progress'
Headline B: Chris Rock's Epic Truth Bomb About How It's Whites That Have Progressed, Not Blacks


Headline A: Ground Control To Major Tom. Watch An Astronaut Sing This Space Song.
Headline B: Want To See The First Music Video Ever To Be Shot IN SPACE? Of Course You Do.


Headline A: Her Great-Grandfather Founded A Girls’ School, And In His Country, That Was Kind Of A Big Deal
Headline B: I Bet Her Great-Grandfather Didn’t Expect His Legacy To Be Carried On In Quite So Sparkly A Way


Headline A: Did You Ever Think Turning A Plant Into A Bike Is Helping World Feminism?
Headline B: These Women Are Giving Mother Nature A Run For Her Money


Headline A: High School Reunions Are The #1 Reason Women Get Plastic Surgery. Don't Let Birthdays Scare You.
Headline B: They Talk About The One Terrifying Thing All Women Have In Common. It's Very Beautiful.


Headline A: A Man Was Sick Of This Continent Getting A Bad Rap. So He Made A Great Point In One Image.
Headline B: 1 Picture That Could Possibly Make People Act A Little Less Racist


Headline A: At First, What He’s Describing Seems A Little Dark. But Then, He Brings It Home. With Love.
Headline B: These Are Some Words To Scream At A World That Seems Deaf To The Truth


Headline A: The Supreme Court case that might legalize gay marriage began with one man's heartbreaking request.
Headline B: Because he sued to be on his husband's death certificate, gay marriage could become legal everywhere


Headline A: A Culture That Refuses To Speak About Pregnancy. How Do Expectant Mothers Know What To Do?
Headline B: If You Think Talking About Sex Can Feel Taboo, See What These Pregnant Ladies Go Through


Headline A: This Man Knows How To Make People Afraid, And It's Not Through The Barrel Of A Gun
Headline B: Taking Everyone's Biggest Financial Burden And Neutralizing It Would Do Crazy Things For America


Headline A: A Little Girl Grew Up And Realised She Did Her Father Wrong
Headline B: She Pushed Away The Ones Who Loved Her. These Memories Serve As Her Apology.


Headline A: Meet The American Badass Who Spoke Up 50 Years Ago And Saved Everyone On Earth From Dying A Lot
Headline B: Meet The American Badass Who Spoke Up 50 Years Ago And Saved Everyone On Earth From Being Poisoned


Headline A: John Oliver Beats Some Folks Metaphorically Like A Piñata For Stealing Money From Students
Headline B: John Oliver Shames The Awful Folks Behind 1 Of The Biggest Scams Being Run On College Students


Headline A: Racism explained by a good ol' Southern boy
Headline B: Having a Southern good ol' boy talk about privilege in American may be what America needs


Headline A: The Argument To Overturn The CA Gay Marriage Ban Is So Easy A Kid Could Make It. Oh Wait, He Did.
Headline B: What Do 2 Gay Guys And A Conservative Supreme Court Justice Have In Common?


Headline A: The Perfect Way For Straight People To Not Get Accidentally Gay Married In The Apocalypse
Headline B: This Straight Couple Knows What Happens To Married Couples After Accidentally Attending Gay Weddings


Headline A: This man took on running after a cancer diagnosis. He's now a record holder.
Headline B: This man took on running after a cancer diagnosis. He's now a record holder.


Headline A: A Few Crazy Ideas (That Just Might Work) About A World With No Prisons
Headline B: A Few Really Intriguing Ideas About What The World Might Look Like If There Were No Prisons


Headline A: She can't study or start a family all because of what happened at 15.
Headline B: It's hard to study or have a family because of what happened at 15.


Headline A: 13 Hilarious Images To Help You See Just How Silly Stereotypes Really Are
Headline B: 13 Times This Muslim Man Surprised You Into Laughing Away Your Prejudice


Headline A: After 1:10, He Gets So Smart About Being Smart, I Don't Know What To With Myself
Headline B: After 1:10, This Gets So Deep I Don’t Know What To Do With Myself


Headline A: Just Another Ordinary Day ... In The Life Of A Domestic Violence Victim
Headline B: A Man Shows Us A Day In The Life Of An Abusive Relationship


Headline A: A Nervy Reporter Asks Madonna A Very Personal Question. She Answers On Behalf Of All Women.
Headline B: A Reporter Asks Madonna A Question Everyone Else Was To Afraid To. She Gives A Kick-ass Reply.


Headline A: Graham Crackers Topped With Love: Honey Maid Dealt With Anti-Gay Backlash Over Commercial Perfectly
Headline B: How Honey Maid Dealt With Anti-Gay Comments About A Commercial Perfectly


Headline A: Chinese Teenagers Are Being Locked Up For Playing On The Internet Too Much. We Should Try That.
Headline B: China Is Locking Up Teens For 'Internet Addiction.' It Actually Doesn't Seem Such Like A Bad Idea.


Headline A: 'Black Swan' Was A Scary Movie, But Not As Terrifying As What This Ballerina Goes Through
Headline B: She Gracefully Twirls And Leaps Over The Thought Of Car Bombs In Her Head


Headline A: Are Companies Like Blake's Redefining What It Takes To Be A Brand That *Cares*?
Headline B: A Unique And Trendy Business Model That's Changing The Way People Shop


Headline A: It's Often A Controversial Issue, But One Stunningly Illustrated Picture Book Handles It With Grace
Headline B: A Stunningly Illustrated Picture Book Handles A Controversial Issue With Grace And Beauty


Headline A: Need Help Getting Out Of An Abusive Relationship? Just Click 'Download'.
Headline B: Your Boyfriend Could See This App On Your Phone And Have No Idea What It Is. And That's The Point.


Headline A: Here's The Reason That People Who Don't Use The Letter X On Their Phone - Kinda Suck
Headline B: Why Some People Get So Upset When They Don't Get An X On The Phone


Headline A: 2 Sisters Give Their Stunning Reactions After Seeing The World For The 1st Time Ever
Headline B: When Doctors Give 2 Blind Sisters The Gift Of Sight, They Can't Stop Smiling. And Now Neither Can I.


Headline A: Why Should Your Kids Know About These Silly Fairy Tales And Crazy Stories?
Headline B: How Many Of These Characters Can You Name? If A Lot, You've Probably Graduated High School.


Headline A: These 3 Words Can Be The Most Gut-Wrenching Thing Doctors Ever Hear. Here's Why.
Headline B: These Words Don't Seem Like A Big Deal Until You Realize Why They Terrify Doctors


Headline A: How To Easily Avoid Every New Parent’s Worst Nightmare
Headline B: Sure Baby Blankets Are Nice, As Long As You Don’t Put Them On Your Baby


Headline A: Watch All These Famous People Describe How To Make Bullying Way Worse Than It Already Is
Headline B: She Says 4 Words At The Very Beginning, And That's All You Need To Know


Headline A: Ever Read A Text Message That Changed Your Life? These Women Get Those Everyday.
Headline B: They Don’t Want Your Pity. They Just Want You To Pay For The Goats You Borrowed.


Headline A: That One Time The Senate Betrayed 90% Of Americans So That The NRA Wouldn't Be Mean To Them
Headline B: How Many People Need To Die Before The Senate Stops Being Afraid Of The NRA?


Headline A: Chart Proving That Sometimes The Most Annoying Little Things On the Planet Are Also The Deadliest
Headline B: Bill Gates Just Shared A Chart Of The Most Dangerous Animals Alive. What's He Up To?


Headline A: 2.5 Minutes Of What's Wrong With The World. Sorry If This Offends You.
Headline B: Everything Wrong With The World In 2.5 Minutes. Sorry If This Offends You.


Headline A: A Professional Football Player Hit A Four-Year-Old. No Excuse When You Say It Like That.
Headline B: A Professional Football Player Beat Up A Four-Year-Old Boy. No Excuse When You Say It Like That.


Headline A: What's Better Than A Celeb Talking About Something Important? One Who Knows What He's Talking About.
Headline B: A TV Host Asked About What He Was Wearing. His Answer Showed How Awesome (Some) Celebrities Can Be.


Headline A: We Play In It, Bathe In It, Even Eat It. Maybe It's Time We Got To Know It Better.
Headline B: Now That This Is A Luxury Item, Will We Be Taking Better Care Of It?


Headline A: She Was Walking Down The Street, When Their Catcalling Quickly Turned To Bullying
Headline B: It Was Fourth Of July, So She Wore A Tight Red, White, And Blue Dress. Then Came The Comments.


Headline A: An Old School Way Of Having Sex That's Kinda Making A Come-Back
Headline B: An Old School Birth Control Method That's Coming Back. But Does It Work?


Headline A: A Hotline That's A Potential Get Out Of Jail Free Card? Go On...Yes, I'm Listening.
Headline B: Here's The Actual Reason Women, Gay People, And People Of Color Have A Harder Time Getting Ahead


Headline A: Meet A Daughter Who's Making Sure What Happened To Her Mom Doesn't Happen To Others
Headline B: What A Cool Idea: Honor Your Mom While Saving Another Mom's Life


Headline A: You Know What The 10 Year Anniversary Of Gay Marriage Needs? Nintendo Characters Making Out.
Headline B: A Big Company Comes Out In Favor Of Video Game Gay Marriage And Being Responsible Adults


Headline A: You Might Hear These Two Arguments Against Common Core. Here's What Bill Nye Has To Say.
Headline B: Bill Nye Takes Two Arguments Against Common Core Standards – One Valid, One Pretty Much Not.


Headline A: Hear This Woman Speak The Truth About Her Country Now Before They're Censored
Headline B: Will You Listen To This Woman Speak Before Her Government Censors Her And Her Country?


Headline A: One Of The Easiest To Understand Cartoons About The Hidden Costs Of Boxmart — er — I Mean Walmart
Headline B: The Hidden Costs Of Walmart — er — I Mean Boxmart  All Wrapped In An Easy To Understand Cartoon


Headline A: How Does Biology Explain The Low Numbers Of Women In Computer Science? It Doesn't.
Headline B: What Are The Differences In Lady And Dude Brains When It Comes To Handling Computer Stuff?


Headline A: Some People Call Them Cons. Others Call Them Inmates. She Wants You To See Them As People.
Headline B: In 2 Minutes, She'll Take You From 'Have No Clue' To 'OMG, I Can't Believe We Do This'


Headline A: Say What You Will About Wealthy People, They Sure Do Like Using Government 'Handouts'
Headline B: Say What You Will About Wealthy People, They Sure Do Like Using Welfare


Headline A: If You're One Of These 1.4 Million People, You Could Definitely Use A Raise. Why?
Headline B: An Honest 2 Minutes About Walmart Wages From An Economist. Robert Reich, To Be Exact.


Headline A: The Last 4 Words She Says To Stephen Colbert Are Everything. They Cut Through All The BS.
Headline B: Everything You Need To Know About Gamergate Is In The Last 4 Words She Says To Him


Headline A: These Dads Are Proof That Being Brave And Tough Doesn’t Always Look How You Think It Will
Headline B: These Dads Kick Ass For Equality. Gently And Kindly.


Headline A: The Most Important Educational Video About America That Includes A Creepy Old Guy In A Robe Ever
Headline B: If You Like Porn, It's Really Important You Watch This. If You Hate Porn, You Should Still Watch.


Headline A: See A Guy Get Cussed Out And Handcuffed For The Exact Same Thing Another Guy Did Just Before Him
Headline B: Stealing Cars Is A Bad Idea (Obvi). So Are Stereotypes. Together, They’re A Troublesome Duo.


Headline A: Keep Calm And Watch This Guy Debunk The Ebola Scare In 3 Minutes
Headline B: Keep Calm And Listen To This Guy Debunk The Ebola Scare In 3 Minutes


Headline A: The World Is Changing Too Quickly And Too Slowly... Wait, What?
Headline B: Cities Are Like Transformers, And Humanity Is Michael Bay. Yeah, I Said It.


Headline A: That Lady From Mad Men Tries To Work In A Modern Office And It Doesn't Go So Well. Same For You.
Headline B: Christina Hendricks From Mad Men Tries To Work In A Modern Office And It Doesn't Go So Well


Headline A: This Congregation Could Have Kept Silent About The Court’s Decision. Instead, They Chose To Sing.
Headline B: A Man Believed In Voting Rights So Strongly That He Was Willing To Die For It. This Is For Him.


Headline A: Oh No! The Gays Are Raising Babies! Wait, That's A Good Thing ... A Very Good Thing.
Headline B: This Infographic Made Me So Happy For All The Kids With Parents Who Love Them


Headline A: A Supreme Court justice gets asked about women in the Supreme Court. She crushes.
Headline B: An 81-year-old Supreme Court justice just gave the most badass answer to a ridiculous question.


Headline A: You May Wonder How She Functions With No Fingers. She Wonders How You Function With Them.
Headline B: A Jeweler As Unique As The Rare Gemstones She Sets In Gold


Headline A: With A Flash Of Light The Gamma Rays Shredded His dna. But That's Just The Beginning Of His Story.
Headline B: Post-WWII The World Was Anxious: What Would The Children Of The Atomic Bomb Be Like?


Headline A: Why everyone should be a feminist.
Headline B: Her friend said that women and men are treated the same. Then he saw her tip somebody.


Headline A: A Homeless Man Escapes The Streets By Taking Out 37 Thousand Dollars In Student Loans
Headline B: He Went From Homeless To 37K In Student Loans And Is Still Optimistic


Headline A: Here's why musicians have better brains. And it's pretty incredible.
Headline B: Do you know the brain's equivalent of a full body workout?


Headline A: Heard of the ripple effect? These young people are proof that good can just keep growing.
Headline B: She's the first American to ever win the International Children's Peace Prize. Hear her speech.


Headline A: 100 Broadway Stars Marched To A Police Station And Pounded Their Chests. I'm Speechless.
Headline B: Not Every Flash Mob Has The Guts To Do What They Did. Woah.


Headline A: The Tired Plot Structure Movies Keep Using And How It's Failing Men Too
Headline B: 'You Are The Chosen One' And Other Myths Movies Are Teach Our Sons


Headline A: 3 Ladies Having Too Much Fun At The Epicenter Of A Disaster
Headline B: Ever Wonder What Goes On At An Environmentalist Ladies' Pajama Party? We Have Footage.


Headline A: I’ve Never Heard A Military General Talk Like This In Public.  I Kinda Like It...
Headline B: This Is How Leaders Actually Lead When Their Staff Is Being Assaulted


Headline A: MUST WATCH: The Pollution-Free, Air-Powered Car That’s Telling A Whole Industry To Go Kiss Its ‘Gas’
Headline B: Air, People! This Car Runs Entirely On AIR!


Headline A: If you think the Oscars are racist, you should read this. Same if you don't.
Headline B: If you don't think the Oscars are racist, you should read this. Same if you do.


Headline A: In Case You Missed It, A Great Open Letter To Hollywood Was Printed In The Los Angeles Times
Headline B: Have You Seen This Great Open Letter To Hollywood?


Headline A: By His Own Admission, Neil deGrasse Tyson Has Been Black His Whole Life. What That Taught Him.
Headline B: What Neil deGrasse Tyson Thinks About Race Now That He's Made It


Headline A: Not A Neighborhoody Kind Of Person? Here’s A Video That May Help You Channel Your Inner Mr Rogers.
Headline B: Everyone Loves To See Pretty Things Around Them And Thanks To Them Maybe More Will Be Able To


Headline A: The bully punches him in the face. Later, he follows the bully home, and that's where he sees it.
Headline B: The bully punches him in the face. Later, he follows the bully home, and it all suddenly makes sense


Headline A: I Really Wish I Could Have This Kind Of Conversation With Everyone In Washington
Headline B: What A Snarky, In Yo' Face Comedian Had To Say To One 'Politician' About Life In A Working Family


Headline A: Lenny Bruce: Trail blazer, stream-of-consciousness comedian, and a 'favorite' of the cops.
Headline B: The huge price one comedian paid so that George Carlin, Richard Pryor, and others could make it big.


Headline A: A Hilarious E-Card Style Reminder To Sign Up For Healthcare If You Don't Have It
Headline B: I Kinda Wish Nurses Would Sing Like This When I Went In For A Checkup


Headline A: It's Only A Word, Right? Two Powerful Women Tell Us What It Really Means When This Curse Is Used.
Headline B: It's Only A Word, Right? Two Powerful Women Tell Us What It Really Means.


Headline A: Capitalism isn't working the way it should. Thankfully, we have options.
Headline B: Capitalism's gotten twisted. Thankfully, we have options.


Headline A: A bionic eye for the blind? It's not a sci-fi flick, this is real life.
Headline B: They're in tears before his bionic eye is even turned on. His final reaction is priceless.


Headline A: The Idea Of America As A 'Melting Pot' Doesn't Sound So Great When You Realize This Is How It Works
Headline B: It Took a Tsunami Hundreds of Miles Away To Change His Thoughts On Immigration


Headline A: A 30 Second Reminder On The Importance Of Protection
Headline B: A Friendly Reminder On The Importance Of Wearing A Helmet


Headline A: Trying To Follow What Is Going On In Syria And Why? This Comic Will Get You There In 5 Minutes.
Headline B: The Myth Is That Teens With Spray Paint Started The Crisis In Syria. But Maybe It Was Your SUV.


Headline A: It's *So* Hard To Have Mom In Jail. It's Even Harder When No One Hears Your Truth.
Headline B: They're Not In Danger. They're Right. See True Compassion From The Children Of The Incarcerated.


Headline A: When phones can act like eyes, have we reached a new level of amazing?
Headline B: What if the ability to see could be crowd-sourced?


Headline A: A Dad Took These Photos Of His Daughter. They're Raising Some Eyebrows.
Headline B: A Dad Took These Photos Of His Daughter.


Headline A: The New Guy Assumes His Brown-Skinned Colleagues Are Foreigners. It Gets Awkward.
Headline B: The New Guy Who Thinks He's Being Cool Is Being Racist. A-W-K-W-A-R-D.


Headline A: What Do You Do When North Korea Threatens To Punish Your Family When You Escape?
Headline B: North Korea Doesn't Want You To See This And They'll Be Really Furious If You Share It


Headline A: The Story Of The People Who Own Walmart And What They Could Actually Do For Its Workers
Headline B: These People Own Walmart. But Guess What? They Get YOU To Pay For Workers’ Wages. Scam?


Headline A: Cutting Art Will Rot Your Child's Brains. No, Really. It's Science!
Headline B: Kids Who Love Art Are Better At Everything


Headline A: What's Big, Green, And Disappearing Rapidly Before Our Eyes?
Headline B: I'm Not Usually A Hugger, But These Facts Have Me Reaching Out For The Nearest Tree


Headline A: Some People Were Killed Trying To Get What We Take For Granted Every 2 Years. So ... You Doing It?
Headline B: It's Not Exactly A Sexy, Fun, Whooping Good Time, But It's Something We All Need To Do. Vote, Folks.


Headline A: The Hunger Games Plot Isn't Far From Reality, So Why Haven't We Noticed Yet?
Headline B: When Some People’s Lives Start Being Compared To The Hunger Games Something’s Up


Headline A: A Young Artist She Lost Her Sight. Then A Guy Named Ed Gave It Back To Her In A Really Cool Way.
Headline B: She Describes How A Sci-Fi Device Helps Her See. I Can't Help But Close My Eyes And Imagine It.


Headline A: Instead Of Asking Women Directors Boring Questions Like This, Maybe We Could Aim Higher?
Headline B: If A Male Filmmaker Were Asked This Idiotic Question, He Would Presume The Reporter Was On Drugs


Headline A: There's An Outbreak Of The Second Deadliest Disease Humanity Faces, But It's Nothing To Panic About
Headline B: Let's Freak Out About The Ebola Virus! Just Kidding. Here's Some Real Information And Facts.


Headline A: Patrick Thought He’d Never Be Able To Communicate. Watch Him Find Out He’s Wrong.
Headline B: See The Exact Moment A Deaf Teen In Sub-Saharan Africa Realizes He Doesn't Have To Be Alone


Headline A: Watch A Lesbian Stage An Intervention With Straight People
Headline B: An Open Letter To Scared Straight People From A Lesbian With Some Serious Showmanship


Headline A: If You’re Reading This On A Library Computer, Look Around. The Place You’re In Probably Rocks.
Headline B: Is There A Place In Your Town With Something For Everyone? Nope, Not Walmart — Think Books.


Headline A: This Whole “Don’t Say Gay” Thing Has Been Going On For A Long Time
Headline B: In 1961, This Was Something That "Nice" People Didn't Talk About.


Headline A: You Can Rewire Your Brain In 2 Minutes A Day. Without An App.
Headline B: Rewire Your Brain In 2 Minutes A Day


Headline A: When Two Famous Singers Came Out As Gay — And 10 Other Great Things That Happened In 2014 Country
Headline B: 2014: The Year Gay Men And Feminists Won Country


Headline A: There's A Good Reason This 18-Year-Old Kid Talked Back To His 'Teacher', Walked Out, And Got An F
Headline B: There's A Good Reason This 18-Year-Old Kid Lectured His 'Teacher', Walked Out, And Got An F


Headline A: How Not To Forget The True Meaning Of The Holidays
Headline B: Were Last Year's Holidays A Blur? Here's How To Make This One Memorable.


Headline A: The Future Of Science Relies On Women Doing This
Headline B: The Future Of Humanity Relies On Women Doing This


Headline A: This 2 Minute Trailer For The Next Big Disaster Movie Scared The Crap Out Of Me. 'Cause I’m In It.
Headline B: This 2 Minute Video Pretty Much Scared The Crap Out Of Me. Help?


Headline A: Did You Know There's An Abortion Desert In The U.S.? Allow This Really 'Female' Puppet To Show You.
Headline B: There's A Uterus Crossing The Desert With A Documentary Film Crew.  It's A Must Watch.


Headline A: She Wanted Change, So She Decided Not To Let Her Feet Touch The Ground For 449 Days
Headline B: Her Feet Didn’t Touch The Ground For 449 Days, All Because Of Something That’s About 400 Years Old


Headline A: It’s Probably One Of The Best Ways To Handle Someone Who Doesn’t Like You
Headline B: It’s Probably One Of The Best Reactions You Can Give To Someone Who Doesn’t Like You


Headline A: 1 Giant Leap For Racial Understanding Is, Unfortunately, 1 Small Thing That You Wouldn't Expect
Headline B: You Wouldn't Think Black People Would Debunk This Urban Myth, But Here's The Brave One Who Did


Headline A: She’s ‘Legally Obligated’ To Let You Know You’ll Be A Lesbian After Hearing Her. I Like This Woman.
Headline B: She’s ‘Legally Obligated’ To Let You Know You’ll Be A Lesbian After Hearing Her. I'm Still Waiting.


Headline A: When the cops couldn't calm the crowds in Baltimore, over 100 clergy members started marching.
Headline B: As riots broke out across the city, this group of Baltimore clergy marched in peaceful protest.


Headline A: I'd Write A Clever Screenplay About Hollywood's Sexism, But It Probably Wouldn't Get Picked Up
Headline B: BUSTED! Hollywood Being Unfair To Women. Oh, Wait. That's Not News.


Headline A: 3 Important Graphs About The Punishment We Give To Some Criminals In The US
Headline B: Three Important Graphs About The Punishment We Give To Some Criminals In The US


Headline A: Patton Oswalt Demonstrates A Filibuster In The Nerdiest Way Possible
Headline B: I'd Be Okay With Filibustering If More Filibusters Were As Funny As This One


Headline A: At First Glance, They're An Odd Couple. But Listening To Them For Just 5 Seconds Changes That.
Headline B: This Is One Of The Best Things I've Ever Found On The Internet. Period.


Headline A: This Guy Is Mormon. He's Also Gay. How Will His Friends And Family React When He Tells Them?
Headline B: This Gay Mormon Spent 1 Year Recording His Friends Reacting To Him Coming Out. How'd It Go?


Headline A: People Should Know About This Awesome Thing That Is Happening, And Most Of Us Are Simply Unaware
Headline B: The World Is About To Be Surrounded By Something Amazing. Not That Gentleman There, Though.


Headline A: His name is Himanshu. He goes by Heems. Here's his new music video about one odd cultural obsession.
Headline B: He uses skin whitener because he thought it would make a white girl like him more. Doesn't end well.


Headline A: We Want To Have Our Billion-Dollar Cake And Eat It Too
Headline B: America Loves The Rich And Famous. Sadly, They're Destroying America.


Headline A: Psychic Reveals His Greatest Trick. It's Actually Kind Of Terrifying.
Headline B: This Psychic's 'Gift' Is About To Blow Your Mind


Headline A: Do you know what 'TPP' stands for? Because you really should.
Headline B: One of the dirtiest trade deals of all time has leaked. Here's what's in it.


Headline A: If It Were Opposite Day, Every News Hour Would Be Like This
Headline B: Two People Just Invented A Show To Combat Bad News And It's Pretty Great


Headline A: In Case You Missed It, A Seriously Scary Thing Is Scheduled To Happen To New York City In November
Headline B: In Case You Missed It, A Seriously Scary Thing Is Scheduled To Happen To This City In November


Headline A: How To Take Back Thanksgiving Weekend And Actually Enjoy It
Headline B: When The Holidays Become All About Spending Money, Some People Push Back


Headline A: I Wonder If Anyone That Rich Thinks, “Yeah, I Need All This Money. All. Of. It.”
Headline B: I Wonder If Anyone That Rich Thinks, “Yeah, I Need All This Money”


Headline A: Her Compulsion Might Sound Strange To You ... Or You Might Understand It Completely
Headline B: She Can't Stop Pulling Out Her Hair. Listen To Her Explain What It's Like.


Headline A: If This Trailer For 'The Normal Heart' Touches You, So Will The Emmy Award Speech
Headline B: A Peek At The Inspiring Story That Took Home The Emmy For 'Outstanding Movie'


Headline A: A Message To All The Bullies Of The World Who Encouraged People To Take Their Own Lives
Headline B: A Video Every Troll On The Internet Will Want To Watch, SImply To See Who Can Insult It The Most


Headline A: Over 70 years ago, there were two distinctly different experiments happening in Tuskegee, Alabama.
Headline B: 2 experiments, one city: Tuskegee, Alabama's two very different legacies.


Headline A: Apparently Some Governors Will Do A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G To Prove Obama Wrong. Even Risk Lives.
Headline B: Do You Want Health Care At All? That's What People In These States Should Be Asking.


Headline A: Why You Need To Stop Trying To Change Women's Behavior To "Save" Them
Headline B: How Policing Women's Behavior Just Puts Other Women In Danger Of Being Raped


Headline A: Destruction In 1 Scene, Kids Playing In Another... The Juxtaposition Is Big. So Is The Opportunity.
Headline B: From Death And Destruction To Happy, Healthy People. It's Real And It's Possible.


Headline A: Books Are Just Paper. But These Libraries Get Them To Those Who Need Them, And Lives Are Changed.
Headline B: Here’s How The Library In Some Places Has Become The New Bustling Center Of Its Universe


Headline A: LISTEN: Shocking Phone Recordings Reveal A Serious Vulnerability In Our Safety
Headline B: They Recorded 125 Phone Calls. What They Found May Leave You Momentarily Speechless.


Headline A: You Call It Food. I Call It Poison.
Headline B: Why Powdered Doughnuts Are The New Crack Cocaine


Headline A: He Wants Congress To Do Something Pretty Drastic, And I'm Furious They Haven't Already
Headline B: Just Watch This Man Draw For 2 Minutes And 30 Seconds. I Dare You To Tell Me He's Wrong.


Headline A: If This Doesn't Make You Laugh, Email Me. I’m Making A List Of Grouchy People.
Headline B: If We Were All A Little More Like This Nut Job, The World Would Be A Better Place


Headline A: 11 Really Cool Science Things I Didn't Know About My Gay Friends' Genetic Code
Headline B: Are You Gay? Here's A Bunch Of Science Facts About It To Help You Check.


Headline A: Where Some People See Individual Trees Struggling To Survive, She Sees A Thriving, Connected Family
Headline B: She's Discovered A Secret About Mother Trees That Will Totally Change How You Think About Forests


Headline A: She was driving some kids home when the riots broke out in Baltimore. Here's what she saw.
Headline B: A Baltimore teacher's Facebook post is a great reminder that there are two sides to every story.


Headline A: Perdue Execs Are Probably Terrified Of This Video. Just Not For The Same Reason It Will Terrify You.
Headline B: Perdue Execs Are Probably *Terrified* That This Video Exists. Too Bad.


Headline A: 'If People Begin To Lose Their Wealth, They Change Their Mind Real Fast.' Oh, Yes ... What He Said.
Headline B: Neil DeGrasse Tyson: 'If People Begin To Lose Their Wealth, They Change Their Mind Real Fast'


Headline A: The One Where Sexy Idea Sex Made Happy Little Babies And Saved The World
Headline B: Watching This Video Is Like Having Sex With Like A Million People. But Not That Kind Of Sex.


Headline A: We Don't Teach Kids Art In Gym Class, So Why On Earth Would We Teach This In Science Class?
Headline B: We Don't Teach Kids Music In Gym Class, So Why On Earth Would We Teach This In Science Class?


Headline A: Nothing More Shocking Than Little Girls Dropping The F-Bomb, Except The Words That Come After
Headline B: After Watching These Little Girls, All I Could Do Was Jump Up And Down And Yell F**k Yeah!


Headline A: I'm Sorry, I Can't Hear You Over The Sound Of All This Money
Headline B: Speech May Be Free, But Getting Heard Will Cost You


Headline A: He Tried To Take Pills To Make It All Go Away, Until He Realized That He Couldn't Escape Himself
Headline B: First He Found The Pills. Then He Took All Of Them. Then Everything Went Dark.


Headline A: 7 Years Of Outbreaks In 70 Seconds. I Had To See It To Believe It.
Headline B: There's Absolutely Reason Why All These People Should Be Sick. And Yet, Here We Are.


Headline A: An Eagle Scout With 2 Moms And A Gay Reporter Stage An Intervention With Scared Anti-Gay Scoutmaster
Headline B: An Anti-Gay Scoutmaster Gets A Hard Life Lesson From A Straight Boy Scout And A Gay News Anchor


Headline A: My Friends Know I'm Against The Death Penalty. But After Seeing This? I'm Appalled.
Headline B: Here's Why Death Is So Much More Expensive Than Life


Headline A: If You've Ever Said To A Depressed Friend 'Pull Yourself Together', You Should Probably See This
Headline B: If You've Ever Told A Depressed Friend To 'Snap Out Of It', This Video Is Perfect For You


Headline A: A Man Had A Stroke, And Lost His Ability To Speak. This App Helped Him Have A Voice Again.
Headline B: An App That Talks Back, But Not In That Mildly Entertaining Way Siri Does.


Headline A: Acceptance And Tolerance Are 2 Different Things. One Changes The World, The Other Just Rots There.
Headline B: Watch A Lesbian Attack The Word 'Gay'


Headline A: People are scrambling to find new sources for the secret ingredient that makes products better.
Headline B: Palm oil makes many lives better in lots ways every day. But not all lives.


Headline A: The People Around You Are Embarrassed For You, If You're Doing Or Saying These 5 Kinds Of Things
Headline B: The 5 Kinds Of Things That If You're Saying Or Doing, Maybe You Could Stop. Pretty Please?


Headline A: This Guy Explained The Universe To His 5 Year Old And Now She Knows More Than I Do
Headline B: One Scientist Explains Why The Word 'Universe' Doesn't Even Begin To Cut It


Headline A: The Amazingly Kind Gesture By A Bunch Of Union 'Thugs' So That This Retiree Wouldn't Be Homeless
Headline B: A $4000 Utility Bill, An 87-Year-Old Woman, And Some Union 'Thugs' — What Paying It Forward Means


Headline A: A rude lady asked this waiter for fancy salt. This response is hilarious international truth.
Headline B: When a foodie asks him for fancy salt at the restaurant where he works, I *wish* he said this back.


Headline A: 2 Parents Were So Impressed By A Tiny Town 2000 Miles Away That They Gave It A Park
Headline B: These Country Fried Folks Had Some Ideas About Homosexuality. Hollywood Paid Attention.


Headline A: If Every Woman In A Developing Country Had $25, This Is How Different The World Could Look
Headline B: The Best Way To Reduce Abortions Worldwide And Save A Lot Of Money? Sign Me Up.


Headline A: The Really Awful Things That Happen To Kids Who Are Harassed Online
Headline B: Read This If You've Ever Been Bullied On The Internet. Or If You Bully People On The Internet.


Headline A: The Earth-Shatteringly Amazing Speech That’ll Change The Way You Think About Adulthood
Headline B: The Earth-Shatteringly Amazing Video That Is Sure To Crash Your Pity Party


Headline A: You May Think You're Vaccinating Correctly But There's A Chance You're Not
Headline B: A Chart That's Giving Harsh Realities About Vaccinations


Headline A: All Names Are Made Up Not Just Their Names
Headline B: About Those 'Made Up' Names Black People Give Their Kids Sometimes...


Headline A: Here’s What They Heard: ‘You And Your Shoreline Don’t Matter.' This Is What They Shouted Back.
Headline B: You Don’t Often See Nature-Type Folks And Poor People Winning Together. Watch It Happen Here.


Headline A: Some Kids Don’t Have Enough Food. Some Don’t Have The Right Kind. Here's An Idea That Might Help.
Headline B: Some Kids Don’t Have Enough Food. Some Don’t Have The Right Kind. Here's An Idea That Might Help Both.


Headline A: Here’s Why America Should Be Very Ashamed Of Its ‘Justice’ System But Very Proud Of Its Comedians
Headline B: Watch The Justice System Get Exposed For The Soulless, Money-Making Scheme It Is. With Puns.


Headline A: 10 Hit Songs With A Hidden Meaning That Should Never Be Played Again
Headline B: !0 Songs About An Actor, Rocker, Baller, Director, Rapper And Singer That Are So Wrong


Headline A: When Dave was 22, his dad came out to him. Here's how that story helped others tell their own.
Headline B: Every family has a story. And these unique, everyday, beautiful stories can now be told with an app.


Headline A: At First I Was Curious, But At 40 Seconds I Saw Where We're Heading. I Wanted To Hit Re-Wind.
Headline B: It's Not Always Easy To Talk About Change, But No Words Are Needed To Share The Big News From 2014


Headline A: Say What You Will About CNN, But They Are The Global Leader On Reporting That They Are Reporting
Headline B: CNN Decided To Break The News That It Was Out Of Actual News To Report


Headline A: Genuis Is When You Move Past The Known Knowns And The Known Unknowns, To The Unknown Unknowns
Headline B: We're All Faking It. Isn't It Time We Opened Up About That?


Headline A: One Of The Most Important Issues We're Facing — Explained In Video Game Terms
Headline B: Let's Look At One Of The Most Important Issues We're Facing As Though It's A Game Of Tetris


A plastic bottle finds its way home, along with a powerful message to recycle.<br>

A plastic bottle finds its way home, but its original owner is not so happy to see it.<br>

Headline A: A plastic bottle finds its way home, along with a powerful message to recycle.

Headline B: A plastic bottle finds its way home, but its original owner is not so happy to see it.


Headline A: Yes, What He's Doing Is Kind Of Dumb. But It's For Science, People!
Headline B: A Science Loving Dude Acts Like A Complete Idiot To Make Sure You Learn A Really Important Lesson


Headline A: Find Out Why Some In The LGBTQ Community Love Pushing Buttons. Literally.
Headline B: Don’t Tell The LGBTQ Community That There's No Room For Them In Video Games


Headline A: As Far As Heartwarming Commercials Go, This One Is Tearjerktacular
Headline B: I Never Thought A Skype Ad Would Make Me Tear Up And Yet Hear We Are


Headline A: Name One Person Who Serves Yogurt At Their Wedding
Headline B: Lady Stereotypes, Right After Your Commercial Break Full Of Female Stereotypes


Headline A: If You Thought Apple Made Good iPhone Ads, Wait Until You See This Revolutionary New Campaign
Headline B: EXCLUSIVE: Meet The Hot New Product That Is Going To Disrupt The Vegetable Industry


Headline A: Instead Of Pushing Bogus Beauty & Lifestyle Expectations, What If Toys Could Inspire Little Girls?
Headline B: 3 New Toys That Aim To Destroy The Idea That Little Girls Should Only Care About Sunbathing & Makeup


Headline A: America Just Spent $1.5 Trillion On A Jet That Doesn't Work. $1.5 Trillion. TRILLION. With A T!
Headline B: Why Are We Wasting $1.5 Trillion Of Taxpayer Money On A Jet That Doesn't Even Work?


Headline A: You Have Something That 2/3 Of Humans Don't. We're *This* Close To Getting It To All Of Them.
Headline B: 4.3 Billion People Could Be Getting A Fandiculously Wonderful Thing If This Organization Succeeds


Headline A: An 11-Year-Old Girl Spent 1 Year In Hell. Mind Taking 3 Minutes To See Her Get Out?
Headline B: An 11-Year-Old Girl Was Sold Into Slavery By Her Parents Who Felt They Had No Choice. Now She Does.


Headline A: To The Middle School Kid Whose Life Is Misery, Here's A Message To You From A Warrior Nerd
Headline B: To The Middle School Kid Whose Life Is Misery, Here's A Special Message To You From A Wise Nerd


Headline A: Here Is The Information That Few Know: What To Do When A Friend Is Raped
Headline B: Rape Can Be Difficult To Talk About In Real Life. This Advice May Be Helpful In The Future.


Headline A: Just A Couple Of Women Sitting On Stairs Breaking Down Everything That’s Wrong With The Media
Headline B: Despite What Some Economists Say, Manufactured Self-Loathing Will Not Revitalize Our Job Sector


Headline A: An 11-Year-Old Girl Spent 1 Year In Hell. Mind Taking 3 Minutes To See Her Get Out?
Headline B: It Takes A Million Knots To Make A Carpet. So They Enslaved 11-Year-Old Girls To Do It. Until Now.


Headline A: Join The Movement That Thinks You’re Beautiful
Headline B: Someone Wants To Tell You You’re Beautiful. Let Them!


Headline A: Kids Telling Their Parents What They Think Of Them. Seriously, Is There Anything Better Than This?
Headline B: Some Of These Kids Are Adopted, Some Aren’t. They All Have Something They Need To Tell Their Folks.


Headline A: She Told The Internet What A Group Of Guys Did When They Passed Her On The Street. It Wasn't Good.
Headline B: They Told Her She Should Carry Pepper Spray And That Just As Much Of A Problem


Headline A: When You Hear The Surprise In This Australian Commercial, I Guarantee A Smile
Headline B: A Future Mom And Dad Prove That The Best Gift A Kid Can Get Is Parents Like These


Headline A: It's Tough To Find Lyrics That Hit So Hard, But This Hip-Hop Artist Nailed It
Headline B: He Raps About His Native American Heritage, And It's Hip-Hop At Its Realest


Headline A: The Sinister Ways Governments Make It Dangerous To Protest Online
Headline B: REAL THING: Citizens Nominate And Vote For Sites That Should Be Deleted For Offending The Thai King


Headline A: They've Never Seen Princess Look Like Themselves, So These Adults Turned Into Them
Headline B: They Know What People Think About Them. But They Also know Those People Are Wrong. Hence This Song.


Headline A: Never Before Have I Seen Such A Cute And Uplifting Video Of A Big Company Actually Doing Good Stuff
Headline B: Want To Live In A Better World? Me Too. Let's Get On That.


Headline A: The long showers you like to take are not the *real* problem.
Headline B: Getting people water to survive takes more than a shorter shower


Headline A: Several Times During This Video, I Shouted Cuss Words. That's How Angry I Am.
Headline B: Ooh, Fun! Rolling Death Machines That Hold Jet Fuel And Even Scare Firefighters. This Will End Well.


Headline A: The Next Time You Go To Vote, Remember This Number
Headline B: This Very Small Number Means We Have A Very Big Problem


Headline A: Have You Ever Noticed How Voices In Radio Ads Change Depending On The Station You're Listening To?
Headline B: A Hilarious Stand Up Routine About How Commercials For Black People Actually Sound


Headline A: We're about to visit Pluto for the first time. So what?
Headline B: We've never been this close to Pluto. Here's why it matters.


Headline A: By The Time She Finished Counting, I Couldn't Finish My Soda
Headline B: It Only Takes 2 Of These Drinks A Day To Bring You Closer To 1 Deadly Disease


Headline A: 2 Minutes On How Our Democracy Is Broken. Teaser: 71% Of Elected Officials Are Men.
Headline B: 2 Minutes On How Our Country Is Broken. Teaser: 71% Of Elected Officials Are Men.


Headline A: The One Thing That Should Never Ever Go Off The Rails
Headline B: Here's Facts About Some Trains That Will Stay With You Every Time You Drive Over Tracks From Now On


Headline A: When it looks like to turn the clock back 50 years. I'm looking at YOU, Indiana (and Alabama, and …)
Headline B: A black man sits down to eat at a diner. Stares from the white patrons. The owner steps up, and ...


Headline A: She Thinks She Deserves Only The Best. So That's What She'll Give Her Vagina Too.
Headline B: She Thinks Her Vagina Deserves Only The Best. So That's What She's Giving It.


Headline A: The Boring Thing Strangers Talk About To Make Conversation Is Actually A Really Important Discovery
Headline B: A Boring Topic That Strangers Discuss To Fill The Awkward Silence Is Actually An Important Discovery


Headline A: His Grandma Told Him A Pretty Amazing Story That I Think You'll Want To Hear If You Enjoy Breathing
Headline B: His First Rule Is Rather Crude. It Involves Bees. I'd Listen To Him.


Headline A: These Sisters Are Doin' It For Themselves
Headline B: Think A Drought Is Going To Stop These Women From Living Magnificently?


Headline A: What A Gay Kid Has To Think About When Dealing With A Hateful Preacher And A Loving God
Headline B: Things Don't Go As Planned When A Beautiful Blonde And Blue Eyed Freshman Sits Next To Him In Church


Headline A: 'I'm Just Going To My Job, Like Any Other Person,' He Says. But That's Pretty Humble.
Headline B: The Simple Act Of Putting On A Suit And A Tie To Go To Work Is A Big Part Of His Dream


Headline A: The Struggle Has Been *Real* For These Folks. See What They've Done Because Of It.
Headline B: When They Asked Us To Imagine The Difficult Stuff, I Wasn't Expecting It To Turn So Amazing


Headline A: This Summer We Saw A Lot Of Ice Water Dumped On People. This Is What You Did.
Headline B: A Heartwarming 'Thank You' From A Guy You Helped Who Has ALS


Headline A: A Ukrainian Protester Explains That She Just Wants The Freedom To Have A Normal Life
Headline B: A Protester From The Ukraine Explains Why All The Blood Is Being Shed


Headline A: How The Dog Days Of Summer Have Nothing On The Dog Of Depression
Headline B: What Shouldn’t I Do When I Approach Someone With Depression? Let These Drawings With A Dog Show You.


Headline A: How A Barfight Changed The Course Of Civil Rights Forever (And Sent One Guy On A Path To Happiness)
Headline B: He Didn't Reveal A Truth About Himself Till He Was Almost 70. Then His Career Really Took Off.


Headline A: Inevitably, Someone Will Say 'But My Juice Cleanse WORKED'. No, It Really Didn't.
Headline B: $150 Juice Cleanse Kits Are Modern Day Snake Oil


Headline A: It's Not Good When The People That Make The Laws Aren't Involved In The Enforcing Of The Laws
Headline B: Watch This Video In Reverse And Learn How Backwards America's Police Culture Is


Headline A: You Won't Believe What We Found When We Googled "Tucker Carlson" And "Gay Marriage"
Headline B: We Googled "Tucker Carlson" And "Gay Marriage". Mayhem Ensued.


Headline A: If We Shared Power, We Would All Be More Powerful. Pretty Obvious Right?
Headline B: This Woman Proposes A Cure For Racism And On The Oprah Show. I'm Not Kidding.


Headline A: Why Africa’s Health Is Not As F****D As You Thought
Headline B: This Map Of Where The Ebola Virus Is In Africa Puts Things Into Perspective For Me


Headline A: Subtract Distance And Everyone Is A Neighbor, Right?
Headline B: If You're Hard Time Imagining What Being A Refugee Might Look Like, You're In Luck


Headline A: A Snarky Real-Estate Ad Might Make You See That Horrible, Offensive, Evil Cold Weather Differently
Headline B: A Snarky Housing Ad Might Make You See That Outrageous And Unfair Cold Weather Differently


Headline A: These Random Strangers Might Make You Rethink What Stuff You *Really* Want Over The Holidays
Headline B: The Best Holiday Wish List I've Seen From A Bunch Of Strangers


Headline A: This Is A Surprisingly Positive Way To Look At Death
Headline B: This Is A Surprisingly Encouraging Way To Look At Death


Headline A: 2 Scientists Fired Back At The Internet Because The Internet Thought The Word 'Woman' Was An Insult
Headline B: The Internet Called 2 Scientists 'Women'. The Scientists Fired Back, 'How Is That An Insult?'


Headline A: Have You Heard About The 100% Legal Way To Become A Loan Shark In America?
Headline B: Screw The Predatory Lending Guy, I Want To Know Who This Lady Is That Just Shut Him All The Way Down


Headline A: Think They Have Power? Try Multiplying That By 62 Million.
Headline B: It Takes About 20 Celebrities To Explain Why 62 Million Girls Are Being Dumbed Down


Headline A: She Walked Into Her Classroom For The Final Time And Saw More Then What She Expected
Headline B: She Deserved This Cry Knowing How She'd Worked With Her Students


Headline A: Religion And Politics... Too Controversial For Polite Conversation, Right? Well, Polite Is Boring.
Headline B: Politics In My Sermon? A Sermon In My Politics? Strangely, It Makes Sense (And It's Totally Cool).


Headline A: She felt stuck, but wasn't alone. There's 600 thousand people like her.
Headline B: She can't study or start a family all because of what happened at 15.


Headline A: A Boy Is Killed. A School Is On The Brink. And The Explosions Just Keep On Coming.
Headline B: This Song Used To Make Me Feel Patriotic. Now It Just Makes Me Feel Sick.


Headline A: Listen To The Innermost Thoughts Of A Gay Teen About Her Homophobic Mom
Headline B: This Is What Happens When A Gay Teen Records Her Innermost Thoughts


Headline A: How Health Care Is Biased Toward Men. What That Means For Women.
Headline B: Lady Friends, Here Is The One Question A Physician Says You Need To Ask Your Doctor


Headline A: That All Too Common Compliment Is Actually An Insult In Disguise
Headline B: You Can Keep That Compliment Insult Sandwich. 'Cause She Doesn't Want It.


Headline A: 2 Handsome Straight Guys Wanted To Feel What It Was Like To Be Gay. The Community Responded.
Headline B: People Responded To 2 Guys Who Wanted To Hold Hands In Public


Headline A: What This 17 Year Old Wants People To Stop Expecting  And Start Accepting ... About Her
Headline B: A 17 Year Old's Brilliantly Simple Response To The Tired Saying 'Gay People Can Change'


Headline A: An 11-Year-Old Saw Something He Could Never Forget. Now He's 16, And Set On Making An Impact.
Headline B: He Could Never Quite Forget What He Saw When He Was 11. Now He's 16 And Is Set On Making An Impact.


Headline A: Your Must-See TV Line Up Just Got Must-See-i-er
Headline B: Oh, This Is Why We Don't Let Ladies Write TV Shows


Headline A: Why Can't She Be As Popular As Justin Beiber? I'm Pretty Sure These Teens Have The Same Question.
Headline B: Watch What Happens When American Teens React To The Bravest Teen In The World: Malala


Headline A: Fast forward through her life for the awful ending. Then do it again to see something amazing.
Headline B: Fast forward through her life for the awful ending. Then do it again to see the potential.


Headline A: Halloween Is A Good Time To Be Scared ... For Your Uterus
Headline B: I'll Never See A Monster Movie About My Ovaries, So I'll Just Check Out This Infographic


Headline A: A Young Girl Is Treated Badly Because She's Straight In A Video That Gives Us All Some Perspective
Headline B: Ever Think About What It Would Feel Like To Be Treated Terribly For Not Being Gay?


Headline A: Two Comedians Slyly Explain How Being Black Means You Can't Really Get Away With Much In America
Headline B: I’m Sorry But Bringing A Gun Into A Restaurant Is Really F*cking Stupid


Headline A: One day, they strut down a McDonald's parking lot in high heels. Then everything made sense.
Headline B: One day, a gay guy from North Carolina bought a pair of pumps. Today, they know themselves better.


Headline A: Put A Brilliant Scientist In A Toy Store, And He'll Start Changing Little Lives Left And Right
Headline B: Put A Scientist In A Toy Store, And He'll Start Changing Little Lives Left And Right


Headline A: A Typhoon Hit The Philippines, But Few Have Told The Story Of The Aftermath — Until Now
Headline B: Do You Remember The Typhoon That Hit The Philippines? Now's The Time To Find Out More.


Headline A: Those Billionaires Were Pretty Slick With Their Crude Lie, And We're Too Thick To Notice
Headline B: Those Billionaires Were Pretty Slick With Their Crude Lie. Are We Too Thick To Notice?


Headline A: This Story Gives Us The Best Reason To Take A Selfie I've Ever Heard
Headline B: People Around The World Are Taking Selfies To Support One Selfless Man


Headline A: Nature-Loving Stoners — Take An Extra Big Hit. Illegal Pot Farming Is A Major Downer.
Headline B: Is Smoking Weed Harmful? I Say Probably Not. But The Way Some Guys Are Growing It Sure Is.


Headline A: So Many People Were Killed By Boko Haram In 7 Days, They Lost Count
Headline B: They Started On The 3rd. They Hit 16 Different Places. Now 2000 People Are Dead.


Headline A: The World Looks A Little Different If You've Never Known Safety
Headline B: This Is The Kind Of Journey Most Of Us Wouldn't Have The Guts To Take


Headline A: A Bunch Of Gross Facts About A Really Pretty Color Are Going To Make You Flip. Seriously Shameful.
Headline B: A Bunch Of Gross Facts About A Really Pretty Color Are Going To Make You Flip. Yuck.


Headline A: She Says ‘Fuck You’ To The President, And The Look On His Face? Priceless.
Headline B: She Wants To Honor One Of History’s Bravest Women, But She Can’t Stop Hiccuping


Headline A: No One Took This Pop Star Seriously In The '60s. These Famous Women Do.
Headline B: Every Indie Lady Celeb Ever. A 50 Year Old Song. It's Not About Boys, It's About Power.


Headline A: Would #Ferguson Have Turned Out Differently If The Original Cop Incident Had Been Recorded?
Headline B: One Way To Prevent Things Like #Ferguson? Hit The 'RECORD' Button On Your Phone.


Headline A: Watch Each Member Of A Family Say Right Into The Camera What They Think Of Each Other
Headline B: A Mom Finally Says What She Really Thinks About Her Daughter


Headline A: There's A Reason Why She Can't Be Touched Right Now And She's Hoping You'll Understand
Headline B: For One Woman, It's Been A Bad 5 Years. Here's How Long It Will Take To Repair Her Body.


Headline A: What It Would Look Like If We Actually Got To Talk To A Hazardous Company As A Physical Human Being
Headline B: The Scariest Job Opportunity Has Been Found, Now Meet The Man Offering It.


Headline A: These Gay Dads Wanted To Give A Speech On Marriage Equality And What They Got Instead Was Hilarious
Headline B: The One Time I'm OK With A Heckler Ruining A Speech Advocating Marriage Equality


Headline A: Lena Dunham Gets Her Freak On. In A Gym. In Her Shorts. (It's For America.)
Headline B: Find Your Friend That Doesn't Vote But Complains About Everything. Then Drop This Dope Beat On Them.


Headline A: How Blaming The Media For Eating Disorders Is Bad For People Who Have Eating Disorders
Headline B: Common-Sense Says The Media Causes Eating Disorders. It's More Complicated Than That.


Headline A: The Absurd Reason Why America Circumcises Baby Boys
Headline B: America Circumcises Baby Boys For The Stupidest Reason


Headline A: Definitive Proof That There's No Such Thing As Boy Toys Or Girl Toys (Until You're Over 18)
Headline B: In Case You Missed It, Here's When It's Okay For Boys To Play With Dolls And Girls To Play With Cars


Headline A: I'm Not A Criminal, So Why Are My Texts Watched As If I Might Go To The Dark Side At Any Moment?
Headline B: What's More Disturbing — Our Being Spied On Or That The Spies Don't Recognize They're Spying On Us?


Headline A: If You Think Poor People Use Welfare, Wait Till You See What These Guys Do With It
Headline B: Poor People Aren't The Only Ones Dependent Upon Welfare. Other People Use It. Other People = You.


Headline A: 4 people who inspired me not to be a Debbie Downer about water
Headline B: 3 Laureates and a UN dude talk about water. It's way more interesting than you'd think.


Headline A: Why Science Wants You To Do 1 Thing 15 Minutes A Day ... In The Winter
Headline B: The Scientific Reason You're Probably Eating More Potatoes In The Winter


Headline A: She Shoved A Horrible, Painful Photo In Front Of Her Child. Listen To One Mom Explain Why.
Headline B: She Shoved A Horrible, Graphic Photo In Front Of Her Child. Hear One Mom Explain Why.


Headline A: Two Teenagers Destroyed Countless Families. These Guys Rewinded The Tape To Try To Answer Why.
Headline B: Two Teenagers Destroyed Countless Families. What If They Could Take It Back?


Headline A: A 2 minute video gives a step-by-step guide on an easy way to keep your kid safe.
Headline B: I learned this simple tip years ago and it has helped keep my kids alive.


Headline A: It’s A Major Destination For A Heck Of A Lot Of People But Maybe Not One You’d Want To Visit
Headline B: What Does The U.S. Do More Of Than Just About Any Other Country In The World?


Headline A: If She Gets Her Way, Poverty-Stricken Children Will Have Better Options Than What They Have Now
Headline B: J.K. Rowling Sure Knows How To Put Me In Tears. She Wants To Get Rid Of Orphanages As We Know Them.


Headline A: We All Know Rape Is Bad. So Why Aren't We All Saying What This Guy Says?
Headline B: The Sometimes Forgotten Victims Of Sexual Violence


Headline A: If You Think Only Poor People Are On Welfare, Wait Till You See What Rich Folks Do With It
Headline B: If You Think Only Poor Folks Need Government, Wait Till You See What Rich Folks Do With It


Headline A: A Kid Grows Up With Gay Parents. This Is A Snapshot Of What Life In Their Home Looks Like.
Headline B: A Kid Grows Up With Gay Parents And This Is A Snapshot Of How He's Turning Out


Headline A: 16 Years Ago, A Doctor Published A Study. It Was Completely Made Up, And It Made Us All Sicker.
Headline B: 16 Years Ago, A Doctor Published A Study. By The Time He Admitted It Was Fake, It Was Too Late.


Headline A: Some Women Got Tired Of The World Ignoring Their Problems. So They Fixed It Themselves.
Headline B: The World Ignored These Women's Problems. So They Fixed It Themselves.


Headline A: 669 Jewish Children Were Saved From The Holocaust By A Single Man. This Is How They Thanked Him.
Headline B: 1 Man Saved 669 Children From Nazis And Was Honored 50 Years Later In The Best Possible Way


Headline A: Stupid Law Says No Gay Marriage? Google Says Challenge Accepted.
Headline B: WATCH: Laughable Law Says No Gay Marriage? Google Says Challenge Accepted.


Headline A: A Senator Does Not Allow An ‘Expert’ To Derail This Conversation About Walmart
Headline B: A Senator Asks A Panel Of Experts To Defend Walmart. It Gets Awkward.


Headline A: What If Every Guy Was Open To Having Sex Like This Guy? We'd Have Some Very Satisfied Ladies.
Headline B: He Cares About What His Girl Needs In Bed So Much He Wrote A Song For All The Dudes That Don't


Headline A: She Grew Up Mormon And Carried A Big Secret For Most Of Her Life
Headline B: A Mormon Girl Whose Secret Is Finally Out In The Open


Headline A: He Made An App To Change The World, Only To Realize 2 Minutes In That It Makes Things Much Worse
Headline B: PARODY: He Made An App To Change The World, Only To Realize That It Made Things Worse. Much Worse.


Headline A: She Was Just A Little Girl When He Did These Things. Now She's Dying And She Wrote Him A Letter.
Headline B: One Of The People She Trusted Most Did Awful Things To Her. She's Forgiving Him, And This Is Her Letter.


Headline A: The long showers you like to take are not the *real* problem.
Headline B: Shorter showers won't end our water-shortage crisis; it's this shared understanding that will.


Headline A: Think These Things Are Super Gross? Wait 'Til You See What They Can Do.
Headline B: She Works With Magic Mushrooms (But Not The Kind You're Thinking Of)


Headline A: A Guy Got Tired Of Being Bullied By Trolls. So He Made This. Well Played.
Headline B: 1 Guy Had Enough Of Trolls Who Take Joy In Your Suffering. So He Spoke Out. Beautifully.


Headline A: Tens Of Thousands Of Animals Have Been Unlucky Enough To Come Here. How Do These People Sleep?
Headline B: Thousands Of Animals Have Been Unlucky Enough To Find Themselves Here. How Do These People Sleep?


Headline A: What Does A Union Do For Me?
Headline B: What Does A Union Do For You?


Headline A: Do You Know The Silly Reason Why America Put A Man On The Moon? Do You Know Why We Stopped Going?
Headline B: Neil DeGrasse Tyson Explains Why Congress Is The Most Short-Sighted Institution In The World


Headline A: If You Needed A Better Excuse To Start Cooking More Meals At Home, Here's One For You
Headline B: Ever Wonder Why It's Hard To Eat Just One French Fry?


Headline A: The Question Lupita Nyong'o Was Sick Of As A Child And Why We Should Stop Pushing It On Our Own Kids
Headline B: Lupita Nyong'o Continues Her Rein As Flawless Human And Says Let Children Have Unlimited Dreams


Headline A: It's The 8th World Wonder, A Sacred Place, And On Everyone's Bucket List. But They Want A Hotel.
Headline B: You Have To See These Plans For This Beautiful, Sacred Place. They're Not Pretty.


Headline A: At This College, Your Learning Experience Includes The Kind Of People You'd Never Talk To Otherwise
Headline B: Before Your Kid Applies To College, Here Is The College Video You Should See


Headline A: A 3-Year-Old Discusses Who She's Going To Marry And Gives A Way Better Answer Than Many 30-Year-Olds
Headline B: A 3-Year-Old Discusses Who She Is Going To Marry And Gives A Better Answer Than Many 30-Year-Olds


Headline A: Is Sugar The Original Gateway Drug? Because What It's Doing To Our Brains Is Pretty Wild.
Headline B: The Relationship Status Between Sugar And Your Brain: It's Complicated


Headline A: Boys Will Probably Never Understand What It's Like To Actually 'Run Like A Girl'
Headline B: 'Running Like A Girl' Makes Being A Boy Feel A Little Easier


Headline A: Ever Heard Someone Say This Offensive Phrase To A Black Person? Tell Them To Try This Instead.
Headline B: Super Easy Advice For Not Committing A Party Foul To A Black Friend


Headline A: When He Takes The First Sip Of Water, I Dare You Not To Flinch A Little
Headline B: This Is How You Make Drinking Water From Human Poop


Headline A: Watch How People Help This Lady And Then Help Me Figure Out Why Health Care Is So Controversial
Headline B: Listen To Why These Good Samaritans Helped A Poor Grandma Pay For Her Medication


Headline A: The Cape That Does A Hell Of A Lot More Than Flap In The Breeze
Headline B: When Childhood Illnesses Make Life Terrible For These Kids, One Thing Always Makes Them Smile Again


Headline A: To The Men That Mistreated These Girls (And Their Mothers): You. Just. Got. Burned.
Headline B: To The Men That Mistreated These Girls (And Their Mothers): You. Just. Got. Told.


Headline A: 3 Ways To Tell If You Are A Secret Feminist And Just Didn't Realize It
Headline B: Dudes Have Spent Over 100 Years Trying To Prevent Women From Learning The Real Meaning Of This Word


Headline A: Every Year There's A Giant Sex Party In Australia. (Not That Kind.) And Now They Are Ruining It.
Headline B: They've Decided They Need To Trash This Natural Wonder, Because They're Greedy And Don't Give A Sh*t


Headline A: Watch This Ridiculously Adorable And Uplifting Video Of A Huge Company Actually Doing Good Stuff
Headline B: 84 Seconds Of Proof That Some Companies Care About More Than Just Their Bottom Line


Headline A: Here's What Morgan Freeman Had To Say About Racism And Here's A Guy Explaining What He Got Wrong
Headline B: Morgan Freeman Thinks We Don't Need Black History Month? Oh Brother.


Headline A: 5 Reasons You Should Stop Spending Money On Yourself Right Now
Headline B: 5 Reasons You May Be Spending Your Cash All Wrong (And How To Do It Right)


Headline A: These Postcards Give Us 6 Reasons Why We Should Put A Stop To This Terrible Practice
Headline B: 58 National Parks, 6 Postcards, And One Pretty Darn Destructive Way To Get Oil


Headline A: Some Nerdy Teachers Asked A Couple Of Comedy Writers For Help. Here's The Bizarrely Genius Result.
Headline B: A Teacher Asked Some Comedians For Help. So This Insanely Genius Thing Happened.


Headline A: Stephen Colbert Says Good-Bye To His Mother On-Air. It's Funny And It's Heartbreaking.
Headline B: Stephen Colbert's Mom Raised A Son Who Knew Exactly How To Say Good-Bye


Headline A: Just Because She Sang About Anacondas And Buns Doesn't Mean She Wants All Girls To Do The Same
Headline B: A Controversial Pop Star Gives Some Legit Inspiring Adice To Fans On Sexiness


Headline A: Are You Dating Her Just For Her Silky Hair, Pale Skin, And Delicate Features? Then Watch This.
Headline B: This Is Taking One Step Past Objectifying Women Right Into Importing Them


Headline A: Got 3 Minutes? Here's Everything You Need To Know About Vaccines And Their Controversy.
Headline B: What You Need To Know About One Of The Biggest Debates In Modern Medicine


Headline A: Ever heard of the Battle of Blair Mountain? The U.S. Army bombed its own citizens. Not kidding.
Headline B: Heard of the Battle of Blair Mountain? The U.S. Army nearly bombed its own citizens. Not kidding.


Headline A: If These 10 Photos Offend You, You Better Check Those Priorities, Especially About The Future.
Headline B: If These 10 Photos Of Mothers Breastfeeding Offend You, You Might Want To Check Your Priorities


Headline A: A Student Puts Herself On Tape, Admits That Her Family Committed A Crime ... But They Had To Survive
Headline B: It Was Her 20th Birthday. So Why Was It One Of The Saddest Days Of Her Life?


Headline A: Watch The Best TV Show Ever Destroy American Educational Policy In Less Than 2 Minutes
Headline B: If You’re Not Cheating, You’re Not Trying


Headline A: 6 1/2 Years Of Selfies Show Her Life With Mental Illness
Headline B: She Documented Her Struggles With Depression For 6 1/2 Years


Headline A: She's 92 Years Old, A Veteran, And A Widow. She Fought For Our Country. Now It's Fighting Her.
Headline B: A 92 Year Old Fighter Pilot Loses Her Husband And Then The Support Of Her Country


Headline A: 30 Seconds Of Women Apologizing, Followed By 30 Seconds Of *Not* Apologizing. Which Do You Prefer?
Headline B: 30 Seconds Of Women Apologizing, Followed By 30 Seconds Of Unapologetic Confidence. Pick Your Fave.


Headline A: Watch Jon Stewart Tell His Audience About His Coming Departure During His Show
Headline B: The Daily Show Is About To Change. Will Will Miss You, Jon.


Headline A: Which 7-Letter-Word Is NOT A 4-Letter-Word (Despite What Some Politicians Would Like You To Think)?
Headline B: We Don't Usually Have A Beef With President Obama. At Least Until He Dropped The Ball With Women.


Headline A: Meet the concerned mom who doesn't think kids need sex-ed. Then watch the Daily Show laugh at her.
Headline B: These Vegas students want education but one mom thinks they're full of it


Headline A: If You Think Of Your Worst Boss Ever, Everything This Researcher Says Will Make Sense To You
Headline B: Does Having Power Break Your Brain?


Headline A: A Prison Ignored The Most Obvious Cries For Help, And The Result Is Devastating
Headline B: The Heartbeat In This Video Obviously Does Not Belong To The Corporation Involved


Headline A: I Hope You're As Angry As I Am About What She Says At 0:31
Headline B: Why Don't People Take Her Seriously? Her Answer At 0:31 Makes Me Furious.


Headline A: What Really Happens When Women Are The Only Ones In Charge Of The Cash
Headline B: A Look At What Happens When Women Control The Finances


Headline A: You Might Not Like What He Has To Say About What Happens After We Die, But We Have To Face Reality
Headline B: He Takes A Tough, Uncomfortable Subject And Makes It So Soothing. I'm Kind Of In Awe.


Headline A: She carried her mattress to protest her rape. A nation joins her — for the second time.
Headline B: Why students across the nation will carry mattresses on April 13


Headline A: The Secret About Prisons That Very Few People Are Talking About
Headline B: They Talk About 'Revolution' At The End Of This Clip. After Seeing It, I'm Inclined To Agree.


Headline A: Folks in this city survive on contaminated water. He calls the city home and is trying to help.
Headline B: It takes a community: How one man got support from his neighbors to save its water supply.


Headline A: A Funny Video Explaining A Law That Allows Women To Be Fired For Using Birth Control
Headline B: A Video Explaining A Law That Allows Women To Be Fired For Using Birth Control


Headline A: What It Means That An ‘Old Fat White Guy From Dallas, Texas’ Supports LGBTQ Folks
Headline B: Why An ‘Old Fat White Guy From Dallas, Texas’ Supporting LGBTQ Folks Is So Compelling


Headline A: One College Expected 625 Students To Report Sexual Assault. The Actual Number That Did Is Shocking.
Headline B: This Infographic Shows That 625 Columbia Students Were Expected To Report Sexual Assault. Only 7 Did


Headline A: The Hateful Librarian Wouldn't Let This Kid Check Out Books Because Of His Skin. That Backfired.
Headline B: The Hateful Librarian Wouldn't Let This Kid Check Out Books Because Of His Skin. His Response? HAHA.


Headline A: An Atheist Explains What He Actually Believes
Headline B: When Someone Does Not Believe It Sounds Like These Answers


Headline A: These 52 Minutes And 27 Seconds Had Me Pinned To My Seat, Tears In My Eyes
Headline B: These 52 Minutes And 27 Seconds About Climate Change Had Me Pinned To My Seat, Tears In My Eyes


Headline A: When A Mommy And Daddy Love Each Other Very Much…
Headline B: When A Mommy And Daddy Love Each Other Very Much… They Lie To Their Kids?


Headline A: Patrick Thought He’d Never Be Able To Communicate. Watch Him Find Out He’s Wrong.
Headline B: His Class Is Simple, But It Will Change His Students’ Lives Forever.


Headline A: Know What To Look For: The 4 Red Flags Of PTSD Laid Out In Less Then 4 Minutes
Headline B: Know What To Look For: The 4 Major Symptoms Of PTSD Laid Out In Less Then 4 Minutes


Headline A: A Bro Has The Answer To All Of The Awful Oppression White Dudes Face And It's Hilarious
Headline B: #Brozac: The Solution For When The Media Stops Catering To You. The Struggle Is Real.


Headline A: You Can Rewire Your Brain In 2 Minutes A Day. Without An App.
Headline B: Next Time Your Aunt Tags You For The Gratitude Challenge, Don't Sprain Your Eye-Roll Muscle


Headline A: These 52 Minutes And 27 Seconds Had Me Pinned To My Seat, Tears In My Eyes
Headline B: How Can One Video Be Both The Most Terrifying And The Most Motivating Thing Ever?


Headline A: A School In Switzerland Tried An Experiment. They Might Be The World's Luckiest Children.
Headline B: A School In Switzerland Tried An Experiment. The Results Are In, And I Just Can't Stop Smiling.


Headline A: There's A Good Reason This Guy Talked Back To His Teacher, Walked Out, And Got An F
Headline B: This Guy May Curse A Lot, But You Would Too If You Knew This Much About Barbie Dolls


Headline A: The Dirty Little Secret About What It Means When Men Are Silent
Headline B: If Men Don't Speak Up, Some Things Will Never Change


Headline A: When Is The Appropriate Time To Call Someone Gay? Allow This Funny Lesbian To Explain It To You.
Headline B: So You're Not Sure If You Should Use The Word 'Gay?' Here's A Handy Flow Chart.


Headline A: Stop Putting Girls Down and Start Listening To What Beyonce And Her Celebrity Friends Have To Say
Headline B: The Important Message Beyonce, Jane Lynch And Jennifer Garner Has For Young Girls Everywhere


Headline A: A Customer Wants To Make A Waitress's Life Miserable. So The Waitress Blurts Out The Truth.
Headline B: A Customer Wants To Make A Waitress's Life Miserable. So She Blurts Out The Truth. Really Well.


Headline A: One Guy Explains How He Certain That He's Bisexual Without Ever Being With Another Man
Headline B: A Perfectly Explained Description Of One Man's Self Placed Bisexuality Label


Headline A: A 3-Year-Old Discusses Who They Are Going To Marry And Gives A Better Answer Than Many 30-Year-Olds
Headline B: A 3-Year-Old Discusses Who She Is Going To Marry And Gives A Better Answer Than Many 30-Year-Olds


Headline A: The Secret About Prisons That Very Few People Are Talking About
Headline B: Why Ferguson Is Only The Tip Of The Iceberg


Headline A: Talking about tough issues is hard. But this TV show nailed it in 7 seasons.
Headline B: 10 Upworthy moments from the TV Show, Parks and Recreation.


Headline A: It Only Took 1 Second For A Foul Mouth Wrestler To Give His Thoughts On Gay Marriage
Headline B: Stone Cold Steve Austin Warmed My Heart When He Talked About Gay Marriage


Headline A: "If you're against it, you're against jobs ... For it, you're against children." Tough call.
Headline B: "If you're against it, you're against jobs ... For it, you're against children." No joke.


Headline A: They Left Los Angeles And Sailed For 7 Days To Find An Island Of Garbage. Here’s What They Found.
Headline B: They Sailed The Pacific For 7 Days To Find Themselves Surrounded By Nothing But Water And Garbage


Headline A: This Guy Must Be Pretty Special If All These Famous Folks Are Changing Their Names
Headline B: Some People Are OK With Truthiness. I Prefer TRUTH.


Headline A: The Cops Tried To Bust Him For Playing With A Rocket Launcher On A Roof. But He Schooled Them All.
Headline B: He May Have Started As Subatomic Particle, But A Few Billion Years Later He Became A Giant Star


Headline A: If You Saw Someone Bullying A Kid For Being Gay Would You Speak Out? Me Too. Unless It's Friday.
Headline B: If You Think Gay People Should Have Equal Rights Under The Law You Should Stop Talking


Headline A: I Had To Stop Watching The News When It Happened. No One Expected It Would End Like This.
Headline B: Every Now And Then, 300,000 People Agree On Something. Then Industry Freaks The Hell Out.


Headline A: Meet Tiffany. She Works For Walmart, And She’s Got Something To Tell You.
Headline B: When Some Walmart Executives Make 2000X A Full Time Worker, What’s Wrong With This Picture?


Headline A: People Are Dying Because They’re Not Doing Something Most 1-Year-Olds Can Do
Headline B: There's Something You Can Do For 30 Minutes A Day That Can Literally Save Your Life


Headline A: She interviewed her 3rd grade teacher just a few months before the tragedy. Heartbreaking.
Headline B: She met her husband in 3rd grade. 15 years later, she interviews her old teacher, but it's so sad.


Headline A: A Dad Took These Photos Of His Daughter. They're Raising Some Eyebrows.
Headline B: They Called These Photos Of An Artist's Daughter Some Pretty Serious Things. This Was His Response.


Headline A: WHOA: 9-Year-Old Proves THAT Even 'Failing' Schools Are Capable Of Producing Ridiculously Smart Kids
Headline B: If A 9-Year-Old Could Stand Up For His School, Why Couldn't A Room Of Officials?


Headline A: When Their Town Was Under Water, They Decided Not To Wait For Help
Headline B: As The Flood Waters Got Deeper, The People Of This Town Got More Beautiful


Headline A: The Scientific Reason People Feel Connected Will Make You Feel Elated
Headline B: The Scientific Reason People Feel Connected Will Leave You Feeling All Elated


Headline A: Watch A Lesbian Stage An Intervention With Straight People
Headline B: Dear Straight People: We Have To Talk


Headline A: Whale's Don't Just Have Good Melodies, They're Lyrics Are Fantastic. Listen Closely.
Headline B: Whales Sing Great Melodies With Fantastic Lyrics. Listen Closely.


Headline A: The Most Civilized, Yet Insulting And Hilarious Interview Of The Guy Who Ruined Our Privacy Ever
Headline B: The Civilized, Yet Biting And Hilarious Interview With The Guy Who Made Spying On Americans Easy


Headline A: A Parent, A Criminal And A Jerk Walk Down The Street, But You Won't Know Who's Who Till The End.
Headline B: A Parent, A Criminal And A Jerk Walk Down The Street, But You Won't Know Who's Who Till The End


Headline A: Watch Strangers Step In When A Man Physically Assaults A Woman. Watch Them Laugh When It's Reversed.
Headline B: Apparently, Domestic Violence Is A Laughing Matter When One Type Of Person Is The Victim


Headline A: His Dad Just Died, And All He Can Think About Is Whose Life Flashed Before His Eyes
Headline B: What Happened When He Was Just 15 Years Old Changed Everything. Absolutely Everything.


Headline A: When You See A Troll Online, Think Of This Poet's Wise Words Before You Reply
Headline B: When You See A Bully Online, Think Of This Poet's Wise Words Before You Reply


Headline A: 4 Simple Posters Expose 4 Simple Truths All Women Understand. That's...Not A Good Thing.
Headline B: 'Watching' My Drink Doesn't Fix The Problem Cause' 'Watching' My Drink Is The Problem


Headline A: It's The Last Suggestion I Ever Expected To Hear As A Way To Reduce Stress
Headline B: How Fleeing A Bear Attack Can Improve Your Public Speaking Skills


Headline A: Ever Notice How Hollywood Makes Certain Kinds Of People Extinct In Apocalyptic Movies?
Headline B: More Than 2,000 Sci-Fi Movies About Aliens, Gremlins, Androids, Time Travelers, But Not ONE About...


Headline A: Nice Boy Likes Girl. Girl Dates Jerk Instead Of Nice Boy. Can You Guess The Rest?
Headline B: Nice Boy Likes Girl. Girl Dates Jerk. Nice Boy Is Sad. Can You Guess The Rest? Sadly, Yes.


Headline A: A Man Gets Slapped, Stuffed With Cigarettes, Forcefully Shaved, Taped Up, And All To Make A Point.
Headline B: It Would Be Disturbing To Treat A Human The Way We Treat The Environment. See For Yourself.


Headline A: Amazing Facts About Happiness From A Guy Who Spends His Life Studying It
Headline B: For Anyone Who Thinks Winning The Lottery Would Absolutely Be The Greatest Thing Ever


Headline A: A Brilliant Scientist Created The Coolest Toy Ever For This Kid So He Wouldn't Feel Left Out
Headline B: It's Usually Not Good To Use Toys To Help Kids Fit In. But A Scientist Found The Right Way To Do It.


Headline A: What If 205 Million Gallons Of Oil Hadn't Spilled Into The Gulf? This Video Answers In All The Ways.
Headline B: What If 205 Million Gallons Of Oil Hadn't Spilled Into The Gulf? America Would've Run For 7 Hours.


Headline A: So Many Scenes In This Video Are Censored. The Last 1 Isn’t, But It’s The Most Disturbing By Far.
Headline B: Hollywood Loves To Censor Naked Bodies, But Scenes Like The Last 7 Seconds Are Way More Disturbing


Headline A: A Customer Wants To Make A Waitress's Life Miserable. So The Waitress Blurts Out The Truth.
Headline B: A Customer Wants To Make A Waitress' Life Miserable. So The Waitress Blurts Out The Truth.


Headline A: A Coach Who Actually Gets That The Kids On His Team Played Their Best And Still Lost? Priceless.
Headline B: A Coach Who Is Proud Of The Fact That The Kids On His Team Played Their Best And Still Lost


Headline A: A Brilliant Scientist Created The Coolest Toy Ever For This Kid So He Wouldn't Feel Left Out
Headline B: He Was Left Out Because He Couldn't Keep Up. But Then He Got The Coolest Toy Ever From A Scientist.


Headline A: What Made This Adorable Little Girl Stop Dancing To Her Favorite Song? Her Mother's Worst Nightmare.
Headline B: A Little Girl Painfully Discovers Happens When You Try To 'Get Rid' of 11 Million People


Headline A: What Some People Do Online When No One Is Around Might Shock Or Sadden You. But It's A Real Problem.
Headline B: *Hands Down* The Best Response Out There For Dealing With Bullies On The Internet


Headline A: One Of The Most Important Parts Of Sex Is Something We Way Too Often Don't Talk About
Headline B: It's One Of The Most Important Parts Of Sex, Yet Way Too Often We Don't Talk About It


Headline A: This Video About Mind Blowing Brain Theories Might Just Blow Your Mind
Headline B: Evolutionary Success Today Isn't Physical, It's Mental (And It's A Total Mindf*ck)


Headline A: Watch This Ridiculously Adorable And Uplifting Video Of A Huge Company Actually Doing Good Stuff
Headline B: If You Think That A Brighter Future Is Possible You've Come To The Right Place


Headline A: OMG. There's A Riff In The Space Time Continuum.
Headline B: The Final Act Of The Departing Commander Of The International Space Station Truly Rocked


Headline A: Make Sure No One Is Around You When You Watch This Video, Because You'll Probably Scream The F-Word
Headline B: They Gave Him Fancy Graphics And Powerful Music. But With What He's Saying, I Didn't Even Notice.


Headline A: This Video Makes Me Remember Exactly Why I Went To School
Headline B: Meet Some Students Who Are Actually Happy To Be In School. They're Not Big Nerds. They're Grateful.


Headline A: Hobby Lobby Gets What It Wants And John Oliver Explains Why That's Going To Backfire Badly
Headline B: Hobby Lobby Gets What It Wants. John Oliver Explains Why That's As Un-American As It Gets.


Headline A: A woman perfectly answers the question, "What's the difference between men and women?"
Headline B: Three women from around the world speak up on the status of women's rights.


Headline A: Let's Talk About How Walmart Affects Your Neighborhood
Headline B: Let's Talk About How Walmart Affects You And Others In Our Country


Headline A: She'll Have None Of Your 'Women Were *Given* The Vote' Crap, Thankyouverymuch
Headline B: So Women Were *Given* The Vote? No.