Headline A: This Industry Has The Highest Rates Of Sexual Harassment. And A Lot Of Our Young Women Work In It.
Headline B: This Industry Has The Highest Rates Of Sexual Harassment. And A Lot Of Our Young Girls Work In It.


Headline A: Kid’s Accident Almost Caught On Camera. Unknown Hero Catches Boy Instead.
Headline B: Young Child Dies In Tragic Accident At The Mall. No Wait, Unknown Hero Appears Out Of Nowhere And Saves Him.


Headline A: Some Of The 16 Million America Kids In Pain Could Live In Your Neighborhood. Do You Want To Help?
Headline B: They May Look Ordinary, But 16 Million Kids Have A Secret. And It Hurts.


Headline A: The Frustrating World Of How Rich Kids Don't Even Need To Try
Headline B: Poor College Grads And Rich High School Dropouts Have The Same Life.


Headline A: Ever heard of the Battle of Blair Mountain? The U.S. Army bombed its own citizens in WV. Seriously.
Headline B: Ever heard of the Battle of Blair Mountain? Some say the U.S. Army dropped bombs on striking miners.


Headline A: Companies Have Been Fooling Men Into Buying Women's Products For Years. And The Other Way Around.
Headline B: Dear Women: This Is How Ad Companies Think They're Tricking You


Headline A: There's Only One Animal That Mourns Their Losses Like We Do
Headline B: Who Wants To Learn Some Disturbing Facts About Elephants?


Headline A: If Any Animal Is Going To Handle My Funeral, It Had Better Be An Elephant
Headline B: Who Wants To Learn Some Eye-Opening And Disturbing Things About Elephants?


Headline A: The One Where A Pizza Chain Pays Workers More Than Minimum And Managers $100,000 A Year
Headline B: The One Where A Pizza Chain Pays Some Staff More Than Minimum Wage And Managers Over $100,000 A Year


Headline A: This Guy Wants To Ban All Abortions Forever, So Why Can't  He Answer This Simple Question?
Headline B: The Man Who Wants To Limit Women's Rights Doesnt Get Why They'd Want'Em In The First Place


Headline A: I Used To Think Of Him As A Greedy CEO. Now I Think He Might Be The Humanitarian Of The Century.
Headline B: I Used To Think Bill Gates Was An Evil Corporate Fatcat. Now I Think He Might Be Superman.


Headline A: Did You Know There's An Abortion Desert In The U.S.? Allow This Really 'Female' Puppet To Show You.
Headline B: Watch The Trailer For A Film About Abortion That Will Probably Never Be Made


Headline A: How Much Water Do You Drink In A Day? 783 Million People Have The Same Answer.
Headline B: Getting A Clean Glass Of Water Shouldn't Be Hard To Do. What Happens When It Is?


Headline A: Jon Stewart Pins Down The Right Wing Media With Their Own Words
Headline B: Jon Stewart Pins Down The Media With Their Own Words


Headline A: They're Not 'Real Models' But I Really Wish They Were
Headline B: 4 Regular Guys Recreate Underwear Ads And Prove The Fashion Industry Needs To Get A Clue


Headline A: Meet The Comedian Who Does Not Give A F*ck That You Know About Her Mental Illness
Headline B: A Comedian With Depression Wants You To Laugh At Her. Naturally.


Headline A: Thanks For The Dollah Bills. Now Which Politicians Can I Buy To Make It Even Better For Me?
Headline B: Born This Way: Why Birth Family Makes All The Difference For Getting A Piece Of The American Dream


Headline A: She Dropped Out Of College At 19 To Start A Family. Now She's Going To Bat For Families Everywhere.
Headline B: A Warm Hug Of Encouragement From A Mom, Senator, And Generally Nice Person, Elizabeth Warren


Headline A: Watch Each Member Of A Family Say Right Into The Camera What They Think Of Each Other
Headline B: A Mom Finally Says What She Really Thinks About Her Daughter. And Her Reaction? Priceless.


Headline A: How Upworthy folks learned to be better allies to one of our own.
Headline B: Upworthy failed one of our own employees. But we learned a lot from it.


Headline A: Turning oppression into opportunity for women worldwide? All right, I’m listening…
Headline B: If the way women are treated around the world keeps you up at night, you want to meet these people.


Headline A: Take A Look At These Faces. They Might Not Be Here Tomorrow.

Headline B: 100 People Are Going To Extreme Lengths To Get President Obama’s Attention


Headline A: Congressman Yells At Drug Policy Director When He Refuses To Answer A Simple Marijuana Question
Headline B: Congressman Gets Furious When The Deputy Director Of Drug Policy Can't Give A Straight Answer


Headline A: Ready To Hear The Full Story Behind A Scary Statistic? Let's Talk About Food Waste.
Headline B: Statistics That Need To Be Posted In All The World's Grocery Store Aisles


Headline A: This Girl Has Some Demands For Her Future Husband — IF She Gets Married
Headline B: Boys, There's ONE Thing You Have To Do If You Want To Marry This Girl


Headline A: Being Sexy Is Correlated To How Much You Play And A Super Sciencey Video Explains How
Headline B: Having Mad Game Is Correlated To How Much You Play And A Super Sciencey Video Explains How


Headline A: This Guy Convinced A Lot Of Random People To Wear Sunscreen. And It's Sorta Freaky.
Headline B: This Guy Convinced A Lot Of Random People To Wear Sunscreen. And He's Got Me Convinced, Too.


Headline A: Hank Green Does Some Simple Math To Explain Why Saying 'My Vote Doesn't Matter' Is Wrong
Headline B: Hank Green Does Some Simple Math To Explain Why Saying 'My Vote Doesn't Matter' Is A Bad Idea


Headline A: Some People Strike And Some People Lobby But Tracy Chapman Calls For A Revolution.
Headline B: A Song That Sounds A Bit Different If You Know What Some Workers Are Asking From Their Bosses


Headline A: There's Something Very Unique About Derby. You Won't Have To Look Hard To Spot It.
Headline B: This Dog Runs Around On 2 Plastic Legs And That's Incredible For Many Reasons


Headline A: Fox News Has A Heyday With A Celeb's Stance On Vaccines. Or Shall I Say... Stances?
Headline B: A Celeb Decides To Be On Both Sides Of A Heated Debate And Gets Schooled By... Fox News


Headline A: Dear YouTube Commenters, It's 2013 And Interracial Families Exist. Deal With It.
Headline B: My Family Is In A Commercial And People Are Pissed


Headline A: The Special Effects Are Stunning, But The Real Event At 2:25 That Inspired It Is Truly Astonishing
Headline B: The Special Effects Are Stunning, But The Real Mission That Inspired It Is Truly Astonishing


Headline A: An Albino Model Has Had To Explain Why He's Black. And Not. At The Same Time.
Headline B: A Model Has Had To Explain Why He's Black. And Not. At The Same Time.


Headline A: A sex club paid a trafficker $73 for Remy. 'For me, that was my worth,' she said.
Headline B: She was sold as a sex slave for $73. Then she was sold again. And finally, she was rescued.


Headline A: They Recast The Best Women's Horror Movie Scenes With Dudes. It Gets Weird.
Headline B: A Shot-For-Shot Remake Of The Best Scenes In Horror, But With Dudes Being Vulnerable For Once


Headline A: Call Me Crazy, But Shouldn't I Be Getting MORE Out Of My Lunch?
Headline B: Waaaaaiiiit, Shouldn't My Lunch Be Worth More Than Where It Came From?


Headline A: Could You Talk To A Person Who Just Killed Someone You Were Trying To Protect?
Headline B: You're Locked In A Room With A Terrorist For 5 Minutes. Would You Know What To Say?


Headline A: Nerds Like Kissing, Too. Maybe They Like It Even More Since They Know How Unlikely It Is.
Headline B: Nerds Might Enjoy Kissing More Because They Know How Unlikely It Is


Headline A: These Filmmakers Went Somewhere They Were NOT Welcome And What They Captured Others Should Let Go
Headline B: What They Captured Others Should Let Go, These Filmmakers Went Places They Shouldn't Be


Headline A: A Straight Reporter Says "I'd Be Offended By You If I Were Gay." This Actor's Response? Epic.
Headline B: The Reply This Star Gives To A "Gay Stereotype" Question Is Brilliant


Headline A: It's An App That Teaches Women About Masturbation. You Read That Right.
Headline B: The Time For This App Has Come, And With Any Luck, Ladies, You Will Too


Headline A: Economist Robert Reich Drops Some Thoroughly-Researched Knowledge On Billionaire Tightwads
Headline B: Trying To Get Richer? Here's Why You Can Pretty Much Give Up Now.


Headline A: Ever Notice How Some Of Us Seem Extinct Already Before Some Disaster Movies Even Begin?
Headline B: Ever Notice How Hollywood Makes Certain Kinds Of People Extinct In Apocalyptic Movies?


Headline A: Can Your Driver's License Help Save Someone's Life? You Should Probably Check.
Headline B: A Hauntingly Beautiful Animation Shows What's Killing New York


Headline A: If You've Ever Been White, It'd Be Great If You Watched This
Headline B: If You've Ever Been Someone Who Cares About Anyone Else, It'd Be Great If You Watched This


Headline A: 15 hypothetical couples who never got to have a wedding album
Headline B: These 15 hypothetical couples never got to have wedding memories. Can we change that?


Headline A: A Game We All Played As Kids Has Everything To Do With How We Treat Each Other As Adults
Headline B: Whether You're 9 Years Old Or 90 Years Old, His Message Might Change What You Say


Headline A: When Simon Cowell Saw These Kids Walk On Stage, He Had No Idea How Going They Were Going To Be
Headline B: When Simon Cowell Saw These Kids Walk On Stage, He Had No Idea What It Was Going To Be


Headline A: You Don't Need To Speak A Foreign Language To Understand How Insane This Is
Headline B: I've Been Told That Americans Get More Anti-Immigrant When They Hear Spanish. Prove Me Wrong.


Headline A: What's The One Thing White Women Are Never Supposed To Do (At Least Not On Camera)?
Headline B: A Lot Of White Women Do This In Real Life. So Why Is It Still Taboo For Them To Do It On Camera?


Headline A: A Teenage Girl Devises An Amazing Way To Warm The Hearts And Homes Of Those In Need
Headline B: It Takes Quite The Amazing Team Of Teens To Come Up With A Project As Impactful As This One


Headline A: Twin Sons Come Out To Their Parents At The Same Time, And The Reaction Is Priceless
Headline B: Twin Sons Come Out To Their Parents At The Same Time, And Their Parents Respond Perfectly


Headline A: Nearly 75 Years Ago, The U.S. Made A Horrible Decision. A Powerful Animation Remembers That.
Headline B: Over 70 Years Ago, The U.S. Made A Horrible Decision. A Powerful Animation Remembers That.


Headline A: Sexualization Is Fun For Everyone In This Simply Irresistible Gender Swap Homage To An 80's Classic
Headline B: When You Sexualize Men And Women Equally, It’s Amazing How Much Fun You Can Have


Headline A: His Bullies Used Sticks And Stones, So He Turned The Experience Into Beautiful Words To Hurt Them
Headline B: His Bullies Used Sticks And Stones, So He Turned The Experience Into Beautiful Words To Shake Them


Headline A: If We Actually Cared About Babies, We’d Fix This Right Now. But Will We?
Headline B: If We REALLY Cared About Babies When They’re Born, We’d Fix This Right Now


Headline A: Why Some Men Were Completely Bored When They Played Opposite Olivia Wilde
Headline B: Olivia Wilde Had The Best Epiphany While Riding A Camel In The Desert


Headline A: These 5 celebrities all have the same reason for not showing up to set: 'We're not there yet.'
Headline B: Amy Poehler should be sitting on that stool. Here's why she's not.


Headline A: They Told Him He Was Getting Dumber By The Day, And They Knew How To Get His Test Scores Up
Headline B: They Want Us To Dump The Teachers And Watch This School Become A Rocket-Ship Of Revenue


Headline A: A Performance By These Deaf Teens That'll Have You Clapping ... For 3 Minutes
Headline B: Yep They're Deaf. Yep, They Made An Awesome Music Video. Yep, It'll Make You Very Happy.


Headline A: Ready For A Spoon To Make Your Day?
Headline B: Even If You Don't Know Someone With Parkinson's, You'll Think This Invention Is Pretty Darn Cool


Headline A: When A Little Boy Asked His Mom If They Were Still Slaves, She Wasn't Quite Sure How To Respond
Headline B: She Didn't Immediately Know How To Respond When Her Son Asked If They Were Still Slaves


Headline A: You Don't See 'Feminist' And 'Rap Music' Used Together Very Often. But Here We Are.
Headline B: This Rap Video Features Lots Of Women. None Of Them Pop A Booty.


Headline A: Watch The Most Selfish Political Movement In America Get Destroyed By One Of Its Own
Headline B: Why This Talk Show Host Didn’t Go Nuts But His Movement Did


Headline A: Take Two Of These And Call Me When You're Less Racist
Headline B: A Pill That Makes Racists Less Racist?!?


Headline A: One Of Two Guys Wears A Dress, And I Am O.K. With How It Works Out
Headline B: A Song About Dressing Up Takes A Stand On ... Gender?


Headline A: I Don’t Know How Many Times I’ve Expected Lewis Black To Have A Heart Attack Live On Camera ...
Headline B: Millions Of People Are Now Being Denied The Right To Vote. And Lewis Black Is Pissed.


Headline A: After She Was Raped, She Had A Choice. Now They're Trying To Take It Away.
Headline B: A Choice Saved Her Life. But Now Some People Wanna Call It Murder.


Headline A: If You Are Gonna Make Jokes At The NSA's Expense, Might As Well Do It Right To The Old Boss' Face
Headline B: Note To National Security Officials Thinking About Going On A Comedy Show: You Will Always Lose.


Headline A: The Context Where 'You Are Not Alone — You Never Were — You Never Will Be' Isn't Creepy
Headline B: Trying To Get Away For The Weekend? Not In This Universe. You're Never Alone.


Headline A: A Comedian Gets Real, Totally Nails The Scary Reason Why Women Smile When Strange Men Tell Them To
Headline B: What Women Are Really Thinking When Strange Men Tell Them To Smile (It's Why We Smile Anyway)


Headline A: Boys Will Probably Never Understand What It's Like To Actually 'Run Like A Girl'
Headline B: Boys Will Probably Never Understand What It's Like To 'Run Like A Girl'


Headline A: What The Hell Do People Believe In If They Don't Believe In God? It Involves Morals And Stuff.
Headline B: What The Hell Do People Believe In If They Don't Believe In God? This Guy Has An Eye-Opening Answer.


Headline A: Following This Simple Rule Will Get Us One Step Closer To Fixing Our Broken Food System
Headline B: If You Needed A Better Excuse To Start Cooking More Meals At Home, Here's One For You


Headline A: A Pledge Of Allegiance Like You Have Never Seen Before
Headline B: If You Worked, Lived, Laughed, And Loved In The Same Country For 25 Years, What Does It Make You?


Headline A: Put 3 Women In A Room And 1 Will Have A Story That Chills You To The Bone. That's Why They Did It.
Headline B: Put 3 Women In A Room And 1 Will Have A Story That Gives You Chills. They Said, 'No More.'


Headline A: A 6-Year-Old Asks Neil DeGrasse Tyson An Adorable Question. He Gives Her An Awesome Answer.
Headline B: How To Get Away With Annoying Your Parents, With Your Host, Neil DeGrasse Tyson


Headline A: An 8-Foot-Tall Woman Is Destroying The Entire Music Industry
Headline B: Don't Force People To Pay For Music. Let Them.


Headline A: Here's Why The Way You Talk About People Is Just As Important As The Stuff You Teach 'Em
Headline B: A Man Who Cares Immensely For His Students Wants To Change The Way We See Them


Headline A: Some People Would Consider This Gay Stereotype An Insult. Not This Guy.
Headline B: Some People Would Consider This Gay Stereotype An Insult. Well That's *So* Not The Point.


Headline A: A Closer Look At A Stinging Threat To Our Food Supply
Headline B: If You Love Fruits, You’ve Basically Got These Little Buggers To Thank


Headline A: The Most Passive-Aggressive Way To Save Children Using Elizabeth Banks I Have Ever Seen
Headline B: The Most Hilarious Way To Save Children Using Elizabeth Banks I Have Ever Seen


Headline A: 5 Of The Most Tired, Lazy, And Hot Garbage Arguments You’ll See On The Internet
Headline B: A Video Where A Guy Argues With Himself And You'll Walk Away A Lot Smarter


Headline A: Do You Want To Know What's Happening To The Bees? Don't Worry, It Only Impacts 1/3rd Of Your Food.
Headline B: The Freaky, Unusual, Really Bizarre Facts About Bees That Could Radically Change Life On Earth


Headline A: Their parents expected a cute musical, but the cows had everyone cringing
Headline B: A compelling message about farming brought to you by some adorable little kids


Headline A: Damon Was Interrogated Until He Admitted To Committing To A Crime He Didn't Do. Why?
Headline B: Hearing Damon's Story May Make You Think Twice About The Death Penalty


Headline A: I Thought I Knew A Lot About Dogs And Cats, But I Couldn't Answer The 7 Most Important Questions
Headline B: I Thought I Knew A Lot About Dogs, But I Couldn't Answer The 7 Most Important Questions


Headline A: Do Mentally Ill People 'Scare' You? Well, These Famous People Certainly Aren't Scary.
Headline B: Mental Illnesses Didn't Stop Some Of The Most Inspiring, Successful People In The World


Headline A: In California, Your Boss Totally Can't Fire You For Being Gay. Is Your State As Awesome Or Worse?
Headline B: Your Job Security Might Depend Upon Who You Date. You Are Safe In California. How's Your State?


Headline A: Making Fun Of People Who Oppose Gay Rights Just Got A Whole Lot Easier
Headline B: 10 Simple Ways To Destroy An Anti-Gay Rights Argument


Headline A: She Knows She's Beautiful, Now A Major Agency Is Slapping Money On The Table Because They Agree
Headline B: More Points On The Board For The Body Positive Movement


Headline A: Why Some People Are Fighting Against The Bull We're Being Fed About What It Means To Be 'Healthy'
Headline B: See What The Food Industry Has Been Up To And Then Tell Me Being Healthy Is All About Willpower


Headline A: REVEALED! The Super-Secret Liberal Agenda
Headline B: What A Fabulous List From Senator Elizabeth Warren. #8 Got Me Out Of My Chair!


Headline A: How A Relationship Formed 30-years Ago Changed The Future. You Never Know How You'll Effect Someone.
Headline B: When A Boy Stole From A Shop Owner All The Good Happened


Headline A: 18 Extraordinary People Who Overcame Bullying And Achieved Greatness
Headline B: 18 Childhood Photos Of Celebs Who Were Bullied. If Only They Knew How It'd Get Better.


Headline A: Parents, These Kids Just Made Your Music Video Dream Come True
Headline B: These Kids Are Busting Rhymes On A Subject Other Rappers Never Touch


Headline A: Here's What Happens When You Put A Few Little Kids In A Room With 2 Dolls In 2 Different Colors
Headline B: Put A Child In A Room With 2 Dolls In 2 Different Colors. Then Be Pretty Dismayed By The Results.


Headline A: Two sweet moments between a father and daughter, with decades in between.
Headline B: Millions of people provide care for older family members every day. This sweet clip shows just that.


Headline A: Sansa Stark is the real hero of 'Game of Thrones.'
Headline B: Is Sansa Stark is the real hero of 'Game of Thrones?'


Headline A: He Figured Out How To Become A Real Life Superhero. I Think It's Something A Lot Of Us Should Try.
Headline B: He Caught Chickenpox And That's When He Finally Realized It


Headline A: Boys, There's ONE Thing You Have To Do If You Want To Marry This Girl
Headline B: This Girl Has Some Demands For Her Future Husband — IF She Gets Married


Headline A: This Kid's Scary Personification Of Depression Gives Me Chills
Headline B: I'm Playing Along Until This Kid Uses The 'Big Spoon' Metaphor. Then I've Just Got Chills.


Headline A: A Man Who Prosecuted War Criminals Gives Us 3 Fundamental Requirements For World Peace
Headline B: A Man Who Prosecuted Nazis Gives Us 3 Totally Fundamental Requirements For World Peace


Headline A: Watch This Ridiculously Adorable And Uplifting Video Of A Huge Company Actually Doing Good Stuff
Headline B: 84 Seconds Of Proof That Some Companies Care About More Than Just Their Bottom Line


Headline A: How To Make An Amazing Viral Video For $0
Headline B: People Turn To The Internet For Answers. Their Questions Will Make You Cry.


Headline A: They May Still Play With Toys, But When It Comes To Their Future, They Do Not Play Around
Headline B: The Things Some Kids Are Saying These Days Are Just ... Smart. Really Freakin' Smart.


Headline A: A Creepy Talk By A Brilliant Man Reveals Just How Far We're In Over Our Heads
Headline B: This Brilliant Man Knows Just How Much Power We've Given To Technology. Do You?


Headline A: When Do Girls Start Hiding In Front Of Cameras? It's So Much Better When They Smile.
Headline B: At What Age Do Most Girls Stop Mugging In Front Of The Camera? Whatever It Is, It's Way Too Young.


Headline A: 10 life-saving heroes walk into a photo. Obviously we're going to celebrate them.
Headline B: See the 10 people who developed some of the major vaccines we have today


Headline A: People Who Think We Can’t Fix It Have Just Been Beautifully Proven Wrong
Headline B: Some People Wanted To Find Houses For 100,000 Homeless People. Did They Make It?


Headline A: A Kid Says What Everyone Else Is Thinking When Someone Gets Slammed Against The Lockers
Headline B: The One Where A Kid Says What Everyone Else Is Thinking When Someone Gets Bullied


Headline A: Capitalism isn't working the way it should. Thankfully, we have options.
Headline B: Capitalism's gotten twisted. Thankfully, we have options.


Headline A: What happens when an artist's hand starts to shake? A lesson for us all.
Headline B: Feel like something is holding you back? Maybe there's another way to look at it.


Headline A: The Bizarre Reason We Want Our New Photos To Look Instantly Old
Headline B: The Bizarre And Beautiful Reason We Like Taking Cell Phone Pictures


Headline A: 4 Simple Numbers In 1 Simple Infographic About The Scary Truth
Headline B: 700, 1,729, 70, and 5: Some Very Important Numbers About A Very Important Thing.


Headline A: Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About The Vatican In 7 Minutes
Headline B: The Deeply Confusing History of The Pope’s Hometown


Headline A: 15 Years. 1 Billion Votes. And The Answer To A Not-So-Burning Question. All In This Amazing GIF.
Headline B: A Professor Looked At 15 Year's Worth Of Information. Then A Designer Packed It Into 1 Punchy GIF.


Headline A: Proof That The Reason Nothing Gets Done About Earth Heating Up Isn't Because It’s Hard To Explain
Headline B: Proof That The Reason Nothing Gets Done About Oceans Eating Towns Isn't Because It’s Hard To Explain


Headline A: Get Ready To Be Horrified At What Schools Are Telling Kids About Sex
Headline B: Most States Talk To Students About Sex But Don't Have To Mention Wrapping Your Willie While Doing It


Headline A: The Pink Dresses And Dolls Aside - What Makes Her A Girl Is So Much More Than All That
Headline B: When He Was 3 Years Old, Her Son Told Her That She Was Actually Her Daughter. Here's Their Story:


Headline A: BREAKING NEWS: CNN Has No News About Anything That's Actually News According To Colbert Sources
Headline B: Stephen Colbert Calls Out Cable News On Their Inability To Report Actual News


Headline A: It Was A Long, Confusing Road For This Mormon Family And Their Transgender Daughter
Headline B: She Shares Her Story About Being Transgender ... In A Mormon Family


Headline A: The Media's Idea Of A 'Role Model' Can Go Home Now. These Girls Will Take It From Here.
Headline B: A Seriously Great Way To Help Boost A Girl's Self Esteem


Headline A: They Had Names, But Now They’re Just Numbers In The Grass. Until She Finds Out Who They Were.
Headline B: A Field Full Of Numbers Is Her Best Chance Of Getting Back These Patients Their Names. And Stories.


Headline A: You Know Those Annoying People Who Use 7 Paper Towels In The Bathroom? This Is For Them.
Headline B: You Think You Don’t Need To See This Hand-Washing Video. But You Do.


Headline A: Even Counting Princess Leia, Those Disney Chicas Mostly Wait For A Man To Save Them. Why?
Headline B: Tired Of Princesses? So Was This Mom. So She Did Something About It.


Headline A: The Only Things Keeping These Families Apart Are Semantics
Headline B: Here's A Picture-Perfect Family. Except For One Small Caveat...


Headline A: A Video That's Not Safe For Children But Has No Sex, Violence, Or Bad Words
Headline B: A Video That's Not Safe For Children And Has No Sex, Violence, Or Bad Words


Headline A: I Thought I Knew About The Origin Of Christmas. Until About 45 Seconds In.
Headline B: I Thought I Knew The True Meaning Of Christmas ... Until About 45 Seconds In.


Headline A: The Kind Of Selfie Jenna Elfman Took That I Wish Every Celeb Would Take
Headline B: Why Putting Your Finger In Your Selfie Will Give You A Warm Fuzzy Feeling Inside


Headline A: They'd Been Working For 20 Years To Get Help After The Disaster. Did The Yes Men Do The Right Thing?
Headline B: The Accident Has Never Been Cleaned Up, So After 20 Years He Decided To Don A Suit And Do Something


Headline A: How To Shut Down A Sexist Fox News Commentator Who Thinks Cat-Calling Women Can Be Classy
Headline B: The Daily Show's Rebuttal To A Fox News Commentator Who Thinks Cat-Calling Women Can Be Classy


Headline A: If She Says 'There's Nothing Wrong, I'm Fine.' She's Probably Pretty Pissed
Headline B: You Might Not Realize It But Little Girls Can Be Real Jerks Sometimes. Isn't That Great?


Headline A: I Haven't Met The People Who Made This Clip, But It's One Of My Top Priorities For Next Year.
Headline B: If The World Had More Folks Like These ... It Really Would Be A Better Place. Not Kidding.


Headline A: Messages These Women Read Out Loud Might Be Funny If They Were From A Movie. Too Bad They're Not.
Headline B: The Messages These Women Read Would Be Funny If They Were From A Movie. Except They're Not.


Headline A: The War On Drugs Is Over. Guess Who Won?
Headline B: America Is #1 In A Lot Of Things. This Shouldn’t Be One Of Them.


Headline A: A Science PhD Student Got The Biggest Surprise Of Her Life When She Felt Her Belly
Headline B: Think We Over-Glorify Science And Scientists? Hear One PhD Talk About Her Biggest Science Fail.


Headline A: A Gay Athlete Took A Shower With His Straight Teammates And You'll Probably Guess What Happened
Headline B: An Explation Of Why A Gay Athlete Needs More Attention On The Field And Less Attention In The Shower


Headline A: When You Sexualize Men And Women Equally, It’s Amazing How Much Fun You Can Have
Headline B: An Equal Opportunity Homage To A Famous 80's Music Video Is ... Simply Irresistible


Headline A: This Enchanting Animation Is As Lovely As Nature. Which Is Pretty Much What It's About.
Headline B: This Enchanting Story About Climate Change Could Be The Nicest Part Of Your Day So Far


Headline A: They start as enemies, but when they become friends at the end, it's so many happy tears.
Headline B: The bully punches him in the face. Later, he follows the bully home, and that's where he sees it.


Headline A: Who Spends 40 Billion Hours A Year Just To Get Something Most People Don't Think Twice About?
Headline B: Why That Water In Your Faucet Is The Most Powerful Thing You Have


Headline A: 24 Ideas That Were So Scary, Some People Tried To Ban Them Forever
Headline B: 24 Books That Some People Never Wanted You To See


Headline A: How What People Witnessed During 9/11 Was More Powerful Than The Terrorists Could Ever Be
Headline B: The Scientific Reason People Felt More Connected To Each Other After 9/11


Headline A: TELL NO ONE: We Have An Exclusive Page From The Most Inspiring Book Coming Out This Year
Headline B: 3 Words I Wish I'd Heard When My Boyfriend Cheated On Me


Headline A: What Do You Do With A Hungry Baby When You're Out Shopping? This Mom's Prepared.
Headline B: You're In A Store, Your Baby Is Hungry. What To Do? This Mom Knows.


Headline A: He Scribbled Something On His Arm. What He Wrote May Inspire You To Do The Same.
Headline B: One Of The Most Powerful Ways To Get Your Friend To Vote Is To Ask Him To...Roll Up His Sleeves


Headline A: This 9-Year-Old Kid Has More Wisdom In His 'Star Wars' Pajamas Than I Will Obtain In A Lifetime
Headline B: My Hospital Roommate Wears 'Star Wars' Pajamas. He's Going To Die. That's OK.


Headline A: 4 Wildly Popular Posts That Prove We're All Rooting For The Good Guys
Headline B: 4 Incredible Stories You'll Be Pissed Didn't Show Up In Your Facebook This Past Week


Headline A: She Based Her Career And This Poem On Reminding Everyone That They Are The Bomb Diggity
Headline B: She Based Her Career On Reminding Everyone That They Are The Bomb Diggity


Headline A: Congratulations, World! We're Number 1 In The Most Disturbing Thing EVER! YIPPEE?!
Headline B: Congratulations, World! We're #1 In The Most Disturbing Thing EVER! WEE!


Headline A: Watch a feminist comedian perform the most equality-driven striptease I've ever seen.
Headline B: She keeps shedding layers as the crowd cheers — but this burlesque isn't like any other you've seen.


Headline A: What If Straight People Had To Come Out? It'd Look A Little Something Like This.
Headline B: In The Alternate Universe Where Straight People Come Out Of The Closet, This Is What It's Like


Headline A: Big Male Genital Discovery. I Mean The Discovery Is Big. And It's About Male Genitals.
Headline B: If You Have One Of These Penis Issues, You're About To Get The Best News You've Ever Heard


Headline A: Think Violence Against Women Isn’t A Big Deal? Here’s Where That Thought Might Have Come From.
Headline B: Each Has An Audience Of Millions. What They Have In Common Is Chilling.


Headline A: These microscopic creatures are some of the scariest living things on Earth.
Headline B: Mind control is far more common than scientists used to think. Now I'm worried.


Headline A: Starlight can be transformed to tell us how big stars are.
Headline B: Did you know that the light of stars can be turned into sounds? Here's what those sounds tell us.


Headline A: Pssst...Here's A Little Secret That Wall Street Doesn't Want You To Know About
Headline B: We Can Save Family Homes About To Go Back To The Bank With This Great Idea


Headline A: If Marvel hero Peggy Carter gives you life, take a look at these 3 spy women who were really alive.
Headline B: Here are 3 real life badass women that 'Agent Carter' could be inspired by.


Headline A: Just How Awesome Is The Upworthy Community? $50,000 Later, See The Impact Being Made In Haiti.
Headline B: You Could Have Spent This Money On A Phone Cover Or A Scarf, But Instead You Spent It On Them


Headline A: It's Way Normal For Half Of Us, So Why Do Movies Make It Seem Like The End Of The World?
Headline B: The Messed Up Way Movies Make Periods Seem


Headline A: A Bunch Of Brazilians Are Tattooing A Blue Circle On Their Arms And They Want You To Know Why
Headline B: Some Brazilians Are Tattooing A Blue Circle On Their Arms. I Couldn't Think Of A Better Reason.


Headline A: Whenever I See Someone Who Is Homeless, I Wonder How I Can Help. Well, I Just Found A Great Idea.
Headline B: I've Often Wondered How I Can Personally Help Homeless People. I Just Found A Great Idea.


Headline A: Segregation Is Over? Uh Then How Do Explain These Numbers?
Headline B: The Numbers Don't Lie. Here's What It's Like To Live In One Of Most Segregated Cities In The US.


Headline A: Do You Spot What's Not Quite Right With These Fashion Posters?
Headline B: Do You See What's Not Quite Right With These Fashion Adverts?


Headline A: We’ve Come A Long Way In The 5 Years Since This Guy Won An Oscar, But There’s Still Work To Do
Headline B: The Oscars Are A Big Stage. Good On This Guy For Using It To Talk About Equality.


Headline A: Do Blind People Visualize The World Around Them, Or Intentionally Stop Thinking About It?
Headline B: One Man Coping With The Loss Of Sight By Purposely Not Visualizing Anything Ever Again


Headline A: Her Bracelet Came From The Bottom Of The Sea, And It’s A Big Friggin’ Red Flag For All Of Humanity
Headline B: Her Bracelet Came From The Bottom Of The Sea, And It’s A Red Flag For All Of Humanity


Headline A: We Lost This Kid 80 Years Too Early. I'm Glad He Went Out With A Bang.
Headline B: This Kid Just Died. What He Left Behind Is Wonderful.


Headline A: Would You Vote For Convict No. 9653 For President?
Headline B: The 1% Thought They Could Silence Him By Putting Him In Jail. It Only Made Him Mad.


Headline A: The amazing reason water can make a huge difference on childbirth
Headline B: She became ill before her son Eli was born — for one small reason. Small, but important.


Headline A: No Mom Should Have To Live To See The Day Her Son Gets Life In Prison Because Of A Plastic Baggie
Headline B: A Mom Begged The Judge To Let The Sentence Fit The Crime. He Ignored Her And Gave Her Son Life.


Headline A: It's Amazing How You'll Go Out Of Your Way To Help People Based On Their Looks
Headline B: Would You Help Someone Who Made A Bad Decision? How 'Bout Now?


Headline A: Taylor Swift *Knows* How To Stand Up For Herself. And For Ladies. And For Cats. Everywhere.
Headline B: Taylor Swift Hears John Cleese Make A Joke At The Expense Of Women. She Doesn't Keep Quiet.


Headline A: A Customer Wants To Make A Waitress's Life Miserable. So The Waitress Blurts Out The Truth.
Headline B: A Customer Wants To Make A Waitress's Life Miserable. She Responds By Saying What She Really Thinks.


Headline A: The Surest Way To Ensure Your Public Comments Don't Just Get Ignored And Filed Away
Headline B: Watch These People Pull Off A Stunt That Sure To Get The State Department's Attention


Headline A: She Was Stuck. Then A Hero Gave Her A Tool For Moving Forward.
Headline B: How To Change Lives? Partnership. Encouragement. Good Pens.


Headline A: Her Jerseys Are Selling Out All Over The Country. Meet America's Newest Sports Celebrity.
Headline B: She Started Off Playing With The Girls. But She Knew Something Just Wasn't Right.


Headline A: He Didn't Want To Be What Everyone Expected Of Him, So He Became Something Else Instead
Headline B: Only 53% Of Urban Youth Graduate From High School. A Stunning Video Puts A Face On That Stat.


Headline A: What If 205 Million Gallons Of Oil Hadn't Spilled Into The Gulf? This Video Answers In All The Ways.
Headline B: If Oil Didn’t Spill Would Our Environment Be Better Or Worse? This Video Knows — Do You?


Headline A: You Can't See This Beyoncé Gif And *Still* Argue That Feminism Is Dead. But If You Do...
Headline B: 10 Gifs You Need To Remember Next Time Someone Tells You Feminism Is Dead


Headline A: America Is Accidentally But Consistently Destroying Charities
Headline B: Which Piece Of Cake Would A Homeless Person Rather Eat?


Headline A: President Obama was interrupted by a bunch of bees. He responds with some pretty solid advice.
Headline B: We need them for 1/3 of all our food, so yeah, bees really are good.


Headline A: The Massacre That Devastated A Michigan Community — In 1913
Headline B: When 73 Children Died On Christmas Eve, 1913, The World Cried With Their Families


Headline A: It All Started With A Small Portrait On A Street Corner...
Headline B: She's Out To Blow Your Expectations As A First Step Toward Changing The World


Headline A: The Time I Really Felt Like Giving Patrick Stewart A Giant Hug For Being A Wonderful Human Being
Headline B: A Fan Asked Patrick Stewart A Question He Doesn't Always Get. I Wasn't Expecting This Answer.


Headline A: A TV Host’s Response To An Intolerant Jerk Isn’t Clever Or Witty. It’s Just Supremely Satisfying.
Headline B: You Don’t Have To Know A Foreign Language To Understand The Tongue-Lashing That Just Took Place


Headline A: There are people pretending to be scientists on TV, and their 'facts' could be harming our health.
Headline B: The lab coat guy sounds pretty legit, but really? He's just scaring you into doing what he wants.


Headline A: What Do A Bearded Lady, A Supermodel, Jerky Puppies, Competitive Eating And Malaria Have In Common?
Headline B: You Will Not Believe What Happens When A Bearded Lady, A Supermodel And Elizabeth Banks Get Together


Headline A: Women: Stop What You're Doing And Take 2 Minutes To Get Fired Up
Headline B: These 2 Minutes Of Maya Angelou's Awesome (And Steamy) Poem Made Me Want To Pump My Fist


Headline A: 8 Gay Things We Were Taught As A 90s Kid
Headline B: 8 Spirit Animals From The 90's You'll Probably Want To Remember


Headline A: Old White Guy Drops A Monster Speech On Anti-Gay Football Teams. Burn Notice.
Headline B: Old White Guy Drops A Monster Speech On Anti-Gay Football Teams. I Was Not Expecting This.


Headline A: When Just Getting To Work Feels Like Fighting A Silent War Because They Won't Stop Touching You
Headline B: Her Daily Commute Felt Like A Battlefield. She Wants To Tell You About It.


Headline A: Show Your Kids That A Handshake Can Make A Difference
Headline B: It Looks Like He's Helping The Homeless, But He's Really Helping His Kids


Headline A: The UN Has Finally Gained Access In Syria, But Getting Aid To The Most Vulnerable Is Still Dangerous
Headline B: It Looks Like A Natural Disaster, But The Horrors Here Are Man Made


Headline A: The Connection Between G.I. Joe And My Monthly Expenses That All Men Should Know About.
Headline B: G.I. Joe Is A Big Fat Lie, And This Girl Knows His Secret.


Headline A: Alabama Celebrates A Confederate Holiday On Martin Luther King Day. Yup.
Headline B: Confederate Holidays. Making No Damn Sense Since 1865.


Headline A: The Most Important Facts About Bullying In One Simple, Big-fonted Picture
Headline B: I Thought The Bullying Thing Was Being Slightly Exaggerated. Then I Saw The Following Numbers


Headline A: That Inspiring Moment When A Superhero Is A Role Model To A Little Boy Who Didn't Have Any
Headline B: That Awesome Moment When A Superhero Is A Role Model To A Little Boy Who Needed One


Headline A: Dan Savage Is Controversial, But I Challenge You To Argue With The Advice He’s Giving These Kids
Headline B: If You Have Kids, Want Kids, Or Know Someone Who Does, You Should Hear This Advice For Gay People


Headline A: This Energy Company Would Like You To Know They Really, Really, Really, Hate You
Headline B: The Most Honest And Evil Company Ad I Have Ever Laid My Eyes On. Also The Crudest.


Headline A: A Science Teacher Explains In Wildly Beautiful Detail Why We Have To Think Beyond The Classroom
Headline B: A Teacher Says Exactly What He Thinks About His Students (And We All Need To Hear It)


Headline A: A Cartoon Superhero Explains The Difference Between Climate And Weather. About. Time.
Headline B: Please Show This To Anyone Who Says, ‘Global Warming? But It’s So Cold Out Today!’


Headline A: If Guns Could Talk, They Probably Wouldn't Have Happy Things To Say
Headline B: For 2 Minutes, He Lets The Gun Do All The Talking. By The End, He Reveals A More Powerful Weapon.


Headline A: There’s A Part Of Your Brain For Judging Yourself. Geniuses Know Where The OFF Switch Is.
Headline B: It’s Not That Super-Creative People Have More Brain Power. A Study Says They May Be Using Less.


Headline A: This Story Will Challenge What You Think Of When You Hear The Words 'Domestic Violence'
Headline B: You'll Think She's Just A Naggy Girlfriend. For Literally A Minute And 25 Seconds. Then It Changes.


Headline A: The Rap Video That Will Get Stuck In Your Head And Give You A Ton Of Reasons To Vote
Headline B: Lena Dunham Gets Walked In On By A Famous Rapper, And Then I Saw The Biggest Joint I've Ever Seen


Headline A: He's Japanese. And American. But When Tragedy Struck Japan His Mom Didn't Think He'd Understand?
Headline B: The Idea Of America As A 'Melting Pot' Doesn't Sound So Great When You Realize This Is How It Works


Headline A: In 32 Seconds 1 Dad, 3 Moms, And 1 Little Girl Show Us A Thing Or Two About Family Values
Headline B: He Fought For His Country And Now He’s Fighting For His Daughter’s Marriage


Headline A: What The U.S. Looked Like Before All The "Recent" Immigration
Headline B: Centuries of Forced Relocation, Disease, And Genocide Have Hidden This True History — Until Now


Headline A: If You Have A General Love For Science, This Might Be Why
Headline B: For Anyone Out There Who Likes Science But Isn't Quite Sure Why, I Think This May Be It


Headline A: People Have Been Driving Around Like Idiots For A Long, Long Time
Headline B: The Culprit Behind Hundreds Of Years Of Bad Driving And Car Crashes


Headline A: Some People Are Going To Get Really Mad When They See This Picture. It Just Makes Me REALLY Happy.
Headline B: Move Along Haters, Nothing To See Here


Headline A: I’ll Say It: Part Of Being A Man IS TAKING TIME OFF FOR YOUR FAMILY. Ahem.
Headline B: A Guy Who Took Time Off With His Wife And New Baby Responds To The Sports Announcers Who Hate That


Headline A: A 2-Minute Idea That Could Change The Way We Get Veg In Cities Forever
Headline B: A 2-Minute Idea That Could Change The Way We Eat In Cities Forever


Headline A: He Was Afraid Of Himself For Many Years Until A Man Taught Him How To Fly
Headline B: He Tried To Take Pills To Make It All Go Away, Until He Realized That ‘It’ Was Him


Headline A: One Of The Most Important Parts Of Sex Is Something We Way Too Often Don't Talk About
Headline B: Bedroom Time Doesn't Need To Happen In A Bed Or A Room. But It Always Needs To Happen With Consent.


Headline A: If You're Not Having Trouble Reading This, Your Life Probably Looks Nothing This Guy's
Headline B: How A Child Spends 10 Minutes A Day Could Be Make Or Break For Them As A Grown Up


Headline A: The huge price one comedian paid so that George Carlin, Richard Pryor, and others could make it big.
Headline B: Comedians probe the edge of our culture, sometimes at great peril. Meet Lenny Bruce.


Headline A: Jon Stewart: "In Politics, It's Okay To Be A Pussy, As Long As You've Got A Dick."
Headline B: Jon Stewart Shuts Down An Insane Hypocrisy About Female Politicians With The Best Evidence Possible


Headline A: In 1982, 2 Men Beat Another Man To Death. This Guy Tells Us Why We Should Remember.
Headline B: In 1982, 2 Men Beat Another Man To Death. Here's Why We Should Remember.


Headline A: It’s A Miracle That They Keep Their Clothes On All Day, But I Wouldn't
Headline B: It’s A Miracle That They Keep Their Clothes On All Day, But You Might Not Either


Headline A: Violence Against Women, By The Numbers
Headline B: Women Wrote Important Words And Numbers On Their Bodies So We Can All Understand How Dangerous It Is


Headline A: 15 Questions To Avoid Asking An Atheist
Headline B: A Really Good Explanation On The Morality Of Atheists (And 14 Other Great Answers)


Headline A: Right after announcing he was taking a pay cut to raise his employee's salaries…business is booming.
Headline B: He took a 90% pay cut so he could pay his employees more, and business has never been better.


Headline A: I Couldn't Help But Think: What If I Watched This Video And Didn't Recognize Anyone?
Headline B: What Do Skydiving Pigs And A Camaro Driving Fox Have In Common?


Headline A: After you hear what he has to say, you will probably never ask for guacamole the same way again.
Headline B: The next time you ask someone to pass the guacamole, remember what he says.


Headline A: They Disappeared For A Long Time, But Now They're Back And Here's Where They Hang Out.
Headline B: They Disappeared For A Long Time, But Now They're Back And Here's Where They Hang Out


Headline A: Why We All Fail When We Say Yes Please To Abstinence Only Education
Headline B: One Possible Reason Why The U.S. Has One Of The Highest Teen Pregnancy Rates In The World


Headline A: 1 Comment You Might Wanna Stop Making ... Cause It's Actually Kind Of An Insult
Headline B: 1 Comment You Might Wanna Stop Making ... Cause It's Not Actually A Compliment


Headline A: America Jails More Juveniles Than Any Other Country In The World
Headline B: What Age Is Too Young To Try Children As Adults In America? 14 States Have No Minimum Age.


Headline A: That Guy Who Just Intercepted That Pass? Yeah, He's Gay.
Headline B: The Odds Say That Some Guys In The NFL Are Gay. Here's One Of Them.


Headline A: They Worked On It For 9 Long Years. Now's Your Chance To See It In Person.
Headline B: A Group Of Artists Made A Beautiful And Enchanting Poster. Watch Them Tour The World With It.


Headline A: 10 Images. That's How Many It Took Me To Feel Furious That We're Not All Furious At This Trend.
Headline B: Here Are 10 Images. By The Time I Reached The 3rd One, I Was Crying. By The 10th, I Was Furious.


Headline A: It Works Like Your Favorite Dating App, Except These Matches Actually Matter
Headline B: It's Kinda Like Tinder, Except These Matches Actually Matter


Headline A: Jokes About Male Novelists Because Sometimes They Need Knocked Down A Peg Or Two
Headline B: How Many Male Novelists Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb? Women Just Wouldn't Understand.


Headline A: The ground is ruined, so engineers have started growing leafy greens in the air.
Headline B: An experiment may mean that farming can happen even where the ground's been ruined.


Headline A: Watching This Video Is Like Having Sex With Like A Million People. But Not That Kind Of Sex.
Headline B: The One Where Sexy Idea Sex Made Happy Little Babies And Saved The World


Headline A: You Either Know Her Or Ought To Know Her, But Either Way She's Part Of History Again, Thanks To You.
Headline B: You Either Know Her Or Ought To Know Her. But Either Way, She's Part Of History Again.


Headline A: The World Isn't Supposed To Look Like This. And I'm Not Talking About This Horribly Contorted Map.
Headline B: A Map Of The World That'll Make You Do *At Least* A Quadruple Take


Headline A: Watching A Black Woman Smile In The Face Of Racism Is Pure Delight. Then She Goes In For The Hug…
Headline B: A Black Woman Confronting Racists With Their Own Ignorance Is So Good. Then She Goes In For The Hug…


Headline A: I Wanted To Send This Lady A Muffin Basket Until I Learned What She Did Less Than A Month Later
Headline B: Yeah, 1900% Interest Sounds Fair.


Headline A: Watch An Adorable Kid's Accidental And Profound Argument For Vegetarianism
Headline B: Watch A Kid At A Dinner Table Accidentally Destroy One Of His Mother's Lifelong Beliefs


Headline A: Watch A Kid At A Dinner Table Accidentally Destroy One Of His Mother's Lifelong Beliefs
Headline B: An Adorable Kid Accidentally Makes A Ridiculously Profound Argument For Vegetarianism


Headline A: I Bet You're As Excited As I Am About At Least 1 Thing On This List Of Stuff To Be Thankful For
Headline B: The #1 Thing On This List Of Stuff To Be Grateful For Makes Me Feel Giddy Inside


Headline A: A Smattering Of Facts About 'Making It' In The United States, Entertainingly Delivered By John Green
Headline B: Facts About 'Making It' In The United States That We're Better Off Knowing Than Not


Headline A: An Unlikely Way To Save Our Economy — And It's Already In A Neighborhood Near You
Headline B: A Lifehack Of Massive Scale That Could Help Millions Of People


Headline A: She Ruled Egypt Long Before Cleopatra, And There’s A Reason You Haven’t Heard Of Her
Headline B: Cleopatra’s More Famous, But She Was First. And It’s No Accident You Don’t Know Her Name.


Headline A: The Worst Year Of A Woman's Life Was Captured In Daily Selfies. Here's What It Looks Like.
Headline B: She Took A Photo Every Day During The Worst Year Of Her Life. Here's What It Looked Like.


Headline A: We Like It When Airlines Stay Cheap. Why Is *This* Plane So Expensive?
Headline B: The F-35 Is A Plane. And It's Going To Change Your Feelings About The Military Forever.


Headline A: What Happened To An NYPD Chaplain At A 9-11 Memorial Goes From Heartbreaking To Uplifting
Headline B: An NYPD Chaplain Attended A 9-11 Service In Full Uniform. Somehow That Wasn't Enough For Some Folks.


Headline A: They’re Passionate, They’re Intense, And They Love Their Fat Thighs With No Fear
Headline B: She Wanted To Rock Her Short Skirt With No Fear, So She Joined Them


Headline A: She Used To Stutter, Then She Started To Sing. They Mistreated Her. Then She Found A Way Out.
Headline B: It Doesn't Matter If You've Been In Jail. Nobody Deserves What She Went Through.


Headline A: The Handsome Guy In A Suit Comes Off A Little Smug, But He Damn Sure Got Me Fired Up
Headline B: Every Year There's A Giant Sex Party In Australia. (Not That Kind.) And Now They Are Ruining It.


Headline A: This test will tell you whether you're prejudiced without knowing it. Here's how it works.
Headline B: There's a way to tell if you're prejudiced without knowing it. I dare you to try it.


Headline A: Rich Kids Aren't All Bad: Right. What They Let Colleges Do To Poor Kids So They Go Instead: Wrong.
Headline B: College Are Giving Lots of Financial Aid $$ To Rich Kids. Meet Someone Who That's Really Hurting.


Headline A: They treat land so destructively that forests full of endangered animals are blown out like candles.
Headline B: If they keep farming this way, they'll ruin their country. If they stop? They destroy their lives.


Headline A: We Need More Honest Food Packaging. Let's Start With A Skull And Cross Bones On These Sugary Drinks.
Headline B: At 5 Years Old, She's Already Drank Thousands Of Sodas. At This Rate Her Future's Looking Pretty Grim.


Headline A: She didn't think her dad would die young. She still wants him to be proud.
Headline B: She misses her dad, but how she's coping would make him proud.


Headline A: Vigilantes In Mexico Seem To Be Improving The Quality Of Life For Citizens
Headline B: Imagine If Batman Was Mexican And He Had A Whole Lot Of Robins


Headline A: This Cartoon Gives Explicit Instructions For How Not To Talk About A Heavy Subject
Headline B: This Is How NOT To Discuss A Rape Case


Headline A: Jon Stewart On Charlie Hedbo: 'Very Few People Go Into Comedy As An Act Of Courage'
Headline B: Jon Stewart Says What Needs To Be Said About The Terrorists Who Attacked Charlie Hedbo


Headline A: Porn, Lesbians, And Why Their Reactions Matter
Headline B: Women React To Porn And Why It Matters What They Have To Say


Headline A: This Might Be The Most Important Wedding You'll Ever Crash
Headline B: Here's One Wedding They Actually Want You To Crash, And For Good Reason


Headline A: In 1989, A Man Shot 14 Women At A Canadian School. Here's What He Yelled At Them First.
Headline B: He Walked Into A Canadian School, Called The Women A 'Name' Then Murdered 14 Of Them


Headline A: Hey, Here’s A Funny Way To Tell Your Friend He’s Being A Little Bit Racist
Headline B: A Comedian Proves That Not Laughing At Race Jokes Is Funnier Than Race Jokes


Headline A: If You Aren't Black, You May Want To Watch This. It's Painful. It Also Happens To Be True.
Headline B: Some Folks In America Have A Less American Dream-Like Experience Than Others. Please Hear Her Out.


Headline A: Her Girlfriend Never Tells Her How Her Day Went. You Wouldn't Either If You Saw What She Did.
Headline B: Her Girlfriend Never Tells Her How Her Day Went. I Wouldn't Either, If This Was How My Days Ended.


Headline A: Jon Stewart Gets His Hands Wet In The Battle Of Science Vs. Congress. (Don't Root For Congress.)
Headline B: These Congressmen Think They’re Smarter Than Scientists. Jon Stewart Disproves That Real Quick.


Headline A: Ha. Good Luck Getting Any Of *These* Fantastic Women To Care What You Think.
Headline B: 6 Women Who Apparently Forgot to Get Permission To Be Awesome


Headline A: What Education Means In A Sprawling Land Of Horses, Nomads, And Mountains
Headline B: When This Country Finally Got Some $$, They Knew Just Where To Spend It


Headline A: All Of The Kids In This Video Are Alive (But The Mom Will Bring You To Tears Over What She Lost)
Headline B: What Does A Sour Gallon Of Milk Have To Do With The Best Years Of Parenting?


Headline A: Shhh. This Video Has A Bunch Of Secrets.
Headline B: One Amazing Video. Half A Million Secrets.


Headline A: What It's Like To Say Goodbye To Your Kids Every Single Weekend
Headline B: A Single Dad Gets Creative In The Lonely Moments After His Kids' Visitation Ends


Headline A: This Sad Comedy Is What Happens When Straight Couples Go To Gay Weddings. Specifically, This Couple.
Headline B: When People Say Gay Marriage Will Destroy The Sanctity Of Their Marriage, This Is What They Mean


Headline A: Possibly The Worst Thing That Can Be Done To A Child
Headline B: The Lifeless Body Is A Metaphor


Headline A: Why Going Off The Grid Isn’t Just For Conspiracy Theorists Anymore
Headline B: Don't Want To Go Solar To Save The Environment? Go Solar To Save The Wallet.


Headline A: This Is What Happens When Straight Couples Go To Gay Weddings. Well, This Specific Couple, Anyways.
Headline B: They Found The 1 Straight Couple Who Were Negatively Affected By Gay Marriage. Bless Their Hearts.


Headline A: To Anyone Who Has Ever Felt Life Wasn't Worth It, Here's A Story That Will Change You. I Promise.
Headline B: One Woman Decided She Didn't Want To Die. But The Amazing Part Is The Reason Why.


Headline A: The Title Is 'That's What She Said.' But The Rest Is Not What You'd Expect.
Headline B: She Lists 10 Things Every Woman Should Know. #3 Makes Me Weak At The Knees.


Headline A: This fuzzy ball of yarn is the best view of it we've ever seen. Until now.
Headline B: What is Pluto, exactly? We're about to find out.


Headline A: She Can Barely Type, And The Work Is Slow Going. But What She's Accomplished Is Amazing.
Headline B: She's The Last Person Left Who Can Speak This Language, But She's Not Letting It Go Without A Fight


Headline A: A Comedian Was Rushed To A Psychiatric Hospital And Now She Has A New Community To Laugh With
Headline B: A Comedian Was Rushed To A Psychiatric Hospital And Now She Has A New Community To Laugh At


Headline A: An analysis of 1,500 films resulted in 1 disturbing conclusion.
Headline B: An analysis of 1,500 films outlined the path forward for better movies from Hollywood.


Headline A: His Experiment With Cookies (Yes, Cookies!) Explains Why Some Bosses Are Such Jerks
Headline B: The science of jerkface bosses is actually quite humorous.


Headline A: How An Old And Well-Meaning Memo Was Exploited To Avoid Jailing Anyone For The Financial Crisis
Headline B: A 15-Year-Old Justice Department Memo Explains Why No One Was Jailed For The Financial Crisis


Headline A: 70 Years Ago, The U.S. Made A Mistake That Changed Thousands Of Lives. A Powerful Film Remembers It.
Headline B: 70 Years Ago, The U.S. Made A Horrible Decision. A Powerful Animation Remembers That.


Headline A: By "Thinking Like A Woman," A Man Has Revolutionized Sanitary Pads In India With His Invention
Headline B: A Man Has Revolutionized Sanitary Pads For Women In India "By Thinking Like A Woman"


Headline A: Almost 50 Kids Talk About What It Means To Be 'Nice.' The Things #8 And #13 Say Are Kind Of Genius.
Headline B: There Are Almost 50 Kids In This Video. The Things #8 And #13 Say Are So Important.


Headline A: Raise Your Hand If You Think Obamacare Is Confusing As Hell. Now Watch This 2 Minute Thinger.
Headline B: A Really Simple 2 Minute Video Explaining Why The Health Insurance Mandate Is Kind Of A Big Deal


Headline A: One Thing Will Keep Her Alive And She's Asking For An Important Favor
Headline B: When She Asks For What She Wants For Valentine's Day, She Gets Breathless. Not Like You Think, Though.


Headline A: She Wants More Money For The Holidays, But Not For Herself.
Headline B: We Asked Random Humans What They Want That Money Couldn't Buy. Their Answers Were Great.


Headline A: This Guy Is Going To Make A Point About The London Subway System That Will Feel Exhausted For Him
Headline B: This Guy Is Going To Make A Point About The London Subway System That Will Make You Think


Headline A: BOLD STATEMENT: Women Should Have The Right To Make Their Own Medical Decisions
Headline B: Remember When Abortion Was Illegal? The Incredible Hulk Does And He's Got Stories To Tell.


Headline A: There Are 17,000 Of These Left On Earth. We Could Make Them Go Extinct If We Tried Hard Enough.
Headline B: Can You Believe 17,000 Of These Things Still Exist?


Headline A: Many Of The Scenes In This Video Are Censored, But The Most Disturbing Ones Aren't
Headline B: 14 Of These Images Are Censored. The Last 1 Isn’t, And It’s The Most Disturbing.


Headline A: Here’s A Map. If Your State Is Colored Green, Folks Are Doing Better Than If It's Colored Pink.
Headline B: Is That A Livable Wage In Your State Or Are You Just Living On The Edge Of Despair?


Headline A: She Just Rewrote "Rude" In The Most Hilariously Perfect Way Possible
Headline B: It's One Of The Most Popular Songs In The World Right Now. Thank God Someone Finally Fixed It.


Headline A: How One Kid Helped His Mom Made It Out Of Poverty By Selling Some Things …
Headline B: He Was The First One To Go To College In His Family. Here’s How He Made It.


Headline A: A Lot Of Celebs Stare Awkwardly At The Camera Without Saying A Word. Here's Why They're So Quiet.
Headline B: Want To Find Out What Could Get A Bunch Of Celebs To Stay Totally Silent On Camera?


Headline A: There Are Two Very Different Americas. Here's The Proof.
Headline B: Don't Believe In Two Different Americas? Here's All The Proof You Need. Which One Do You Live In?


Headline A: If You Love Dogs, Walk Right Past That Pet Store At The Mall This Holiday Season
Headline B: There’s Something That Keeps Happening Every Time Somebody Buys A Puppy From A Pet Store


Headline A: Kerry Washington Names The Invisible Weapon That Keeps Domestic Violence Victims From Getting Away
Headline B: 1 In 4 Women Will Be Victim Of Domestic Violence. Why Do So Many Stay? Abusers Control Their Money.


Headline A: When You Survive, There’s Not Usually A Happy Ending ... But There Is Truth
Headline B: A Comedian Breaks Down In Front Of His Weed Deliveryman. Too Many Americans Know How He Feels.


Headline A: It Took Him Years To Disprove The Doctors' Prognosis. And Wow, They Were Wrong.
Headline B: It Took Him A Long Time To Prove The Doctors Wrong. But Oh How Wrong They Were.


Headline A: Imagine A Country Allowing Child Slave Labor. Now Imagine You Could Help Change That In 2 Minutes.
Headline B: The Future's Limited For Kids Who Are Forced Into Child Labor. That Could Change In One Country.


Headline A: Better Than A Magic Trick: See A Disease That's Crippled Millions Disappear Before Your Eyes
Headline B: See How Close The World Is To Beating A Disease That's Crippled Too Many For Too Long


Headline A: These students know a dirty secret about how their school makes money. They want you to know too.
Headline B: They got silly vests, a rhyming dictionary, and a message for their school: drop big oil.


Headline A: Thinking About Having Kids? Let's Talk About How Flippin' Expensive Daycare Is.
Headline B: Moms And Dads Just Want The Best For Their Kids. But At $24K/Year? Ouch.


Headline A: Here's what California needs to learn from Brazil before this drought gets any worse.
Headline B: This is what California's water problem looks like. And here's how we fix it.


Headline A: So You're Not Sure If You Should Ever Use The Word 'Gay?' Here's The Handiest Flow Chart Ever.
Headline B: If You Want To Know What It's Like When Someone Gets A Standing Ovation Talking About Gay Things...


Headline A: How Massachusetts Doesn't Sticking Their Nose In Everyone's Bed, Cause That's Kinda Gross, Right?
Headline B: Here's A Nifty Interactive Map That Let's You Know If Your Sex Life Could Put Your Job In Danger


Headline A: Think You Have What It Takes To Be A Teacher? Here's What That Actually Looks Like.
Headline B: What Does It Take To Be A Teacher? Over A Thousand Hours A Year, Apparently. And More.


Headline A: This Man's Anthem About Making Love Kind Of Makes Me Love Him
Headline B: What If Every Guy Was Open To Having Sex Like This Guy? We'd Have Some VERY Satisfied Ladies.


Headline A: Meet The Girl Who Changed A Whole Lot Of Lives With Something I'd Just Throw Away
Headline B: Meet The Teen Who Changed A Whole Lot Of Lives With Something I Would Have Just Thrown Away


Headline A: Watch These Women Kick Down The Doors Of A Boy's Club
Headline B: WATCH: What These Women Say About Their Careers Will Leave You Totally Jealous


Headline A: If The New York Police Paid Attention To This Research, Maybe Eric Garner Would Still Be Alive
Headline B: How People Can Be Racist Without Even Realizing It


Headline A: Here's How Not To Be A Super Dork When Hanging Out With Someone Who Has A Disability
Headline B: How Not To Be Awkward 101


Headline A: One Scary Number That Tells Me Our Future Is Doooooomed.
Headline B: It’s The End Of The World As We Know It, And I Feel Like Gambling


Headline A: His Restraining Order Ended. So He Bought A Gun Without Problems And Shot HIs Wife In The Chest.
Headline B: She Held The Door Shut To Protect Her 4-Year-Old Son. That's When Her Ex Shot Her Through The Door.


Headline A: The Truth About Mental Illness. He Didn't Even Get A Minute In Before I Started Clutching My Chest.
Headline B: This Man's Story Of Surviving Mental Illness Is His Finest Hour. And 6 Minutes Of Your Day.


Headline A: Shining a different light inside a Cambodian garment factory. A positive one.
Headline B: A look inside a Cambodian garment factory. It's not how I thought it'd look.


Headline A: How Much Would You Pay To Cure This Kid Of A Horrible Disease?
Headline B: A Deadly Disease You've Probably Never Heard Of Is Killing Children. It Doesn't Have To.


Headline A: The Real Story Behind The Missing Nigerian School Girls
Headline B: What She Thinks Really Happened To The Missing Nigerian School Girls


Headline A: The City Of Boston Sings The National Anthem To America. It's Beautiful.
Headline B: The City Of Boston Sings The Most Heartfelt Rendition Of The National Anthem I've Ever Heard


Headline A: The Shocking But Important Truth About Who Sexually Abuses Kids
Headline B: The Best Advice For Keeping Kids Safe From Sexual Abuse Has Nothing To Do With 'Stranger Danger'


Headline A: The Perfect Response To 'She Shouldn't Have Had Nude Pics If She Didn't Want Them In Out In Public'
Headline B: An Allusion That Makes It Clear Who's Fault It Is That People Can Look At Naked Celebrity Pictures


Headline A: An 'Arab' Filmmaker Drives His Car Into Cardboard Twin Towers. Trust Me, You'll Be On His Side.
Headline B: Racists Spray-Paint A Comedian's Car. They Shouldn't Have Done That.


Headline A: If You Could Press A Button And Murder Ever Mosquito, Would You? Because That's Kinda Possible.
Headline B: Half Of All Human Deaths Since The Stone Age Can Be Linked To ... Mosquitoes?


Headline A: I Thought I Needed To Multitask Until I Learned About Single-Tasking. Now I Feel Multi-Silly.
Headline B: How 'Tab-Less Thursdays' (And 'Taco Tuesdays') Will Change Your Life Forever


Headline A: What Are The Differences Between Kids Raised By Single Dads And Kids Raised By Single Moms?
Headline B: They've Crunched The Numbers About Single Dads And What They've Found Is Fascinating


Headline A: Dive In! 400,000 Swimming Pools Full Of An Asthma-Causing Substance?
Headline B: Just A Guess, But If You’ve Been Breathing Lately, This Video Might Pertain To You


Headline A: Some Of Them Were Scared Of It. Some Of Them Were Nervous To Do It In Public. Now They're *Big* Fans.
Headline B: Boobs, Boobies, The Girls, Fun Bags, Honkers. Call 'Em What You Want, They're Kinda Incredible.


Headline A: If Upworthy Was A Supermarket, I Bet These Magazines Would Be On The Newsstand
Headline B: 3 Magazine Covers That Make Celeb Tabloid Drama Look Even More Ridiculous


Headline A: A Kid Pretends To Be Obama — It's Hilarious. The Message? Not So Much.
Headline B: Watching This Kid Pretend To Be Obama Is Funny. But The Message? Not So Much.


Headline A: A story about a guy who lightens his skin to make a white girl like him has some real truth to it.
Headline B: What's the deal with 'skin whitening'? A hilarious video and some health stats explain.


Headline A: Our Kids Are Being Marketed A World Where Mostly Only One Minority Is Cast As The Hero
Headline B: Hollywood Listened To The Past, And It Wound Up Repeating It. Too Much.


Headline A: POP QUIZ: If BP Made $36 Billion In 2010, And Their Tax Rate Is 35%, How Big Was Their Tax Bill?
Headline B: If BP Made $36 Billion In 2010, And Their Tax Rate Is 35%, How Big Was Their Tax Bill?


Headline A: Over 160 Years Ago, A Former Slave Rocked The World With These Words
Headline B: 160 Years Ago, One Former Slave Had Some Words To Say That Still Ring Out Strong And Clear Even Now


Headline A: Economist Robert Reich Takes 2 Minutes To Explain The Shifty, Shifty Things Rich People Do
Headline B: The Rich Are Getting Richer Because They Are Doing Some Shifty, Shifty Thingsrw4-4d


Headline A: An 11-Year-Old Girl Spent 1 Year In Hell. Mind Taking 3 Minutes To How She Got Out?
Headline B: An 11-Year-Old Girl Spent 1 Year In Hell. And Her Escape Gives Me Buckets Of Hope.


Headline A: Taylor Swift Just Praised Emma Watson's UN Speech On Canadian TV
Headline B: Slam Dunk Response: Taylor Swift Reacts To Emma Watson's UN Speech


Headline A: If Florida And Georgia Became Sick Tomorrow, Would We Quarantine Alaska Too?
Headline B: This Map Of Where The Ebola Virus Is In Africa Puts Things Into Perspective For Me


Headline A: If We Keep Feeding Our Desire Like There’s No Tomorrow, There’s Really Gonna Be No Tomorrow
Headline B: He Wants A Certain Future For His Grandkids — And He Wants All Of Us To Make Sure That Happens


Headline A: A French Commercial That Shows Executives Trying To Figure Out What To Do With A Toxic Surplus
Headline B: This Commercial May Be In French, But You'll Get The Message No Matter Where You Live


Headline A: In Texas, The Job Laws Don't Protect You Very Well. Is Your State As Awful Or Better?
Headline B: Men Can't Get Fired In Massachusetts For Checking Out Their Boss's Son (Bad Idea.) How's Your State?


Headline A: Love Getting Your Preconceived Notions Crushed? You'll Want To Watch This.
Headline B: WATCH: What These Women Say About Their Careers Will Leave You Totally Jealous


Headline A: Why Sandy Hook Got The World's Attention, But Daily Murders In This Neighborhood Haven't
Headline B: The World Knows About Sandy Hook. But The Murders In This Neighborhood? Not So Much.


Headline A: Prowling The Streets In This Tough Neighborhood Is An Ex-Black Panther Doing Something Great
Headline B: If You Thought A Black Panther Couldn’t Be About Love, You Need To Meet This Guy


Headline A: Think You Know How The Universe Was Created? Watch This.

Headline B: Here’s The Idiot’s Guide To Why The World Is The Way It Is


Headline A: A Snarky Real-Estate Ad Might Make You See That Horrible, Offensive, Evil Cold Weather Differently
Headline B: But Actually, Have You Ever Had To Plan Out How You'll Survive Winter?


Headline A: 30 Classic Dr. Seuss Quotes That Will Change Your Life. Again.
Headline B: The Greatest Quotes By Dr. Seuss Never Get Old


Headline A: His dad told him his amazing story of coming out. It led to 50,000 beautiful stories.
Headline B: His project has touched millions of people around the world. It started with one coming out story.


Headline A: Being Out Was Better Than Being In. But It Still Wasn't All That Great.
Headline B: They Just Wanted To Go Home But Things Weren't Exactly Set Up For That To Be Easy


Headline A: That Extremely Personal And Uncomfortable Question ... Is One That Could Save A Kid's Life
Headline B: An Awkwardly Personal Question That Might End Up Saving A Loved One's Life


Headline A: There Are Strikes. Then There Are Strikes That Pretty Much Define Things For A Generation. Or Three.
Headline B: One Of Those Times When People Working For A Living Said, 'Enough Is Enough.' And They Just Sat Down.


Headline A: This is how you win an argument about climate change.
Headline B: This is one way to win an argument about climate change.


Headline A: Victims Of Online Bullies Are Speaking Up. These Are Some Brave Kids.
Headline B: Bullies Who Hide Behind The Screen Are Confronted By Kids Who Aren't Afraid To Show Their Face


Headline A: This Kid Lived Deep And Sucked The Marrow Out Of Life. What He Left Behind Is Wondtacular.
Headline B: This Amazing Kid Got To Enjoy 19 Awesome Years On This Planet. What He Left Behind Is Wondtacular.


Headline A: He Said Her Body Was 'Less Than Ideal'. Here's The Epic, Honest Conversation That Happened Next.
Headline B: Her Boyfriend Said She Was Too Big. Here's The Honest, Real 'Talk' That Happened Next.


Headline A: What Kind Of Badass Tells The President To Fuck Off? This Kind.
Headline B: She Says ‘Fuck You’ To The President, And The Look On His Face? Priceless.


Headline A: Finger Penetration When She Wasn't Expecting It. 'Is That Rape?' Yes.
Headline B: She Was Sexually Assaulted. She Didn't Call It That, Though. Why Not?


Headline A: You Don't Normally Hear This Stuff Outside Of The Bedroom. Maybe That's The Problem.
Headline B: Teen Parents Get Quizzed On Birth Control And Pregnancy Myths. Would You Pass?


Headline A: Hey You. We Need To Have A Serious Talk. Signed, One Disgruntled Banana.
Headline B: This Disgruntled Banana Wants To Have A Serious Talk With You


Headline A: When A Short Skirt And Red Underwear Was The Mandatory Uniform, Female Flight Attendants Got Mad
Headline B: Height, Age, And Weight Requirements For Female Flight Attendants? Not Cool.


Headline A: To Walk Through Life With More Of A Smile, Start By Acting A Bit More Like A Horse
Headline B: Take Some Advice From The Past To Be Happy: Act A Little Bit Like A Horse, Of Course.


Headline A: The best kept secrets are the ones that only home can provide
Headline B: She needed a good meal. When I saw how her mom made that happen — wow.


Headline A: Watch A Jerktacular Immigration Officer Deport A Lady He Probably Shouldn't Be Deporting. EVER.
Headline B: Watch A Jerktacular U.S. Immigrations Jerk Deport A Lady He Probably Shouldn't Be Deporting. EVER.


Headline A: Willie Lets Them Use His Version Of "America The Beautiful" To Show The Country Being Destroyed
Headline B: Like Mountains? Hey, So Does Willie! Now He's Singing To Try To Save Them.


Headline A: An Woman Goes On TV And Is Applauded For Ability To Dress Herself: Today In Hollyweirdness
Headline B: Watch A Hilarious Actress Shut Down People's Body-Shaming Comments About Her Outfits


Headline A: If The Skeptics Won't Listen to Thousands of Scientists Maybe They Should Try A Stand-Up Comedian
Headline B: Baby Polar Bear: 'What Use Is All This Fur If There's No Ice?' Mama Bear: 'Hush Up And Adapt'.


Headline A: People From All Over The World Are Worried About Canada. But Do They Even Realize What's Happening?
Headline B: If Someone Walked Into Your House And Destroyed It, Can You Honestly Say You'd Be As Peaceful?


Headline A: What She Talks About Isn't Being Reported – So Now's The Time You Hear Whats Happening In Mexico
Headline B: What She Talks About Isn't Being Reported – So She Made A Video To Tell You What's Happening Instead


Headline A: Jon Stewart Adds 1 More Thing To List Of Innocent Things Black People Do That Look Suspicious
Headline B: Our Police Need To Be Able To Take Criticism Without Resorting To Playground Revenge


Headline A: These People Did Something At Age 12 That The World Will Never Let Them Forget
Headline B: When They Were Kids They Did Something We'll Never Let Them Forget


Headline A: These Guinea Pigs Aren’t Just Cute. They Could Save Your Life.
Headline B: This Massively Clever PSA Found A Way To Spread A Message Few People Talk Openly About


Headline A: If These 10 Photos Offend You, You Better Check Those Priorities, Especially About The Future.
Headline B: It Can Be One Of The Hardest Things We Do As Young Mothers, And She's Out To Make It Normal


Headline A: What If We Used Our Privilege To Change The World In Small But Powerful Ways?
Headline B: They Live In Harmony With The Most Beautiful Place In The World.  But There's A Problem.


Headline A: A Black Guy And A Cop Film Each Other. Well Played.
Headline B: Something Reasonable Happened When This White Cop Stopped A Black Man With His Hands In His Pockets


Headline A: The Photos Facebook Doesn't Want You To See Are A Whole Lot Better Than The Ones It Does
Headline B: What's One Of The Best Places To Buy A Gun Without A Pesky Background Check? You Might Be There Now.


Headline A: When You Play This Party Video Backwards, It Reveals A Secret Message
Headline B: New Zealand’s 8-Minute Long PSA On Preventing Rape Is The Most Powerful Thing You’ll See Today


Headline A: Media Seems Hellbent On Objectifying Women. Maybe We Can All Do A Little To Stop It.
Headline B: A Bajillion Dollar Industry Hopes You Won’t Share This With Every Girl You Know


Headline A: These 3 Images Contain Everything Guys Need To Know About How Women Feel Everyday
Headline B: 1 Amazing Example Of Why The Phrase 'They Were Asking For It' Is Total BS


Headline A: Most Politicians Are Secretly Taking Bribes. This One Is Doing It Very Publicly.
Headline B: Politics Has Effectively Been Ruined By Money. Meet The Man Who Can Change That.


Headline A: Who Else Could Be As Brilliant As These Two Neils? Anyone Who Has Time.
Headline B: Wanna See Something Brilliant? Take A Few Days Off, Then Look In The Mirror.


Headline A: Why He Wants To Be Your Best Friend And Not Just Your 'Gay' Best Friend
Headline B: A Hilarious Parody Of Shi*t Girls Say To Gay Guys


Headline A: Would You Let These Guys Design A School?
Headline B: This School Totally Understands The Difference Between Learning And Education


Headline A: Ever Wonder Why Your Cable Guy Shows Up Whenever He Wants And Doesn't Seem Sorry? This Explains It.
Headline B: Here's A Great New Reason To Hate Your Cable Company


Headline A: McDonald’s Is Feeling The Heat, Y’all! How About We Kick It Up A Notch?
Headline B: Need An Inspiring Story Today About Working People Changing The World A Li’l Bit?


Headline A: 3 Anti-Immigration Myths That Take Seconds To Debunk For An Actual Economist
Headline B: 3 Anti-Immigration Myths Debunked By An Economist


Headline A: Why Would A White Person Ask Other White People What It Means To Be White?
Headline B: A White Person Asks Other White People About Race. Their Answers Are Astounding.


Headline A: Malala Is A Global Hero For Girls Rights. But Have You Heard Her Father's Story?
Headline B: Malala Is A Global Hero For Girls Rights. But Have You Heard What Her Father Thinks Of Her?


Headline A: Dear Oscars: Can we talk about your little race problem?
Headline B: Dear Oscars: It's time for an intervention about your little problem.


Headline A: There Are 35 Countries Where Babies Don't Die From This Preventable Disease Anymore. Only 24 Left.
Headline B: She Held The Hand Of A Mom Whose Baby Died Right In Front Of Them. It Doesn't Have To Be That Way.


Headline A: The Facts Are In, And Objectively I Think We Can All Agree, SeaWorld Suuuuuucks
Headline B: Who Put The ‘Killer’ In Killer Whales? Hint: You May Have Vacationed There.


Headline A: She Wasn't Really Trying To Change Anyone's Life, But What They Invented Together Is Remarkable
Headline B: She May Have Started The Company, But Her Employees Are The Real Superstars


Headline A: The Question Don Lemon 'Had To Ask' This Rape Accuser That Made Him A Twitter Laughing Stock
Headline B: How The Stupid Question Don Lemon 'Just Had To Ask' Made Him A Twitter Laughing Stock


Headline A: Know A Hero: In A Place Desperate For Health Care, A Wave Of Hope Comes From A Man Named Robert
Headline B: Out Of 36 Million, Only 2 Others Like Him. But That's Not Even What Makes Dr. Robert So Rare.


Headline A: This Is A Great And Pretty Baller Way To Keep Kids Safe
Headline B: The Most Baller Way To Keep Kids Safe


Headline A: Watch Each Member Of A Family Say Right Into The Camera What They Think Of Each Other
Headline B: See This Family Tell Each Other Exactly What They Think Of Them


Headline A: What Would You Do If Your Kid Was Treated Differently Just Because Of Who You Decided To Love?
Headline B: Imagine If You Had A Family. Then Imagine If The Law Told You That Family Didn’t Actually Exist.


Headline A: There's A Word We Need To Remove When We Talk About Adoption.
Headline B: Adoption Looks Better When You Include Everyone


Headline A: The Science Guy Gets Bullied, And Puts The Bullies In Their Place
Headline B: Is The Science Guy A Bully? Or Is He Getting Bullied? He Has Something To Say About That.


Headline A: The Mirror That Changes The Way Women Look At Themselves — For The Better
Headline B: These Women Walked Up To A Talking Mirror And Were Shocked At What It Said To Them


Headline A: See Into The Egyptian Revolution Through The Eyes Of The Egyptian People
Headline B: The Authorities In Egypt Want To Ban This Movie. See Why.


Headline A: They Put 2 Guys In A Room And Made Them Argue Passive-Aggressively For 90 Seconds Or So
Headline B: 2 Guys In A Room Start Arguing. It Last For 90 Seconds. It’s Passive-Aggressive And Funny. Fin.


Headline A: There's A Powerful Plant That Could Change The World And This Professor Knows Where It Is
Headline B: Dolphins See Through Our Swimsuits And Have Reason To Blackmail Us So Let's Tidy House For Them, Ok?


Headline A: They Don't Like It When You Think Of Them As An Issue. They're Just Members Of The Body.
Headline B: 'I Am The Church,' Say These LBGTQAA Folks


Headline A: We Can't Do Crash Tests Using Drunk Humans In Real Cars, But Here's What We Can Do
Headline B: One Of The Best Video Game Race Car Drivers Gets Drunk. What Happens Next Won't Surprise You.


Headline A: When You Find Out What The Nfl Has Been Doing For 40 Years, You'll Want To Spike Whoever Is Liable
Headline B: What's Brown And Leathery And Pays Absolutely Zero Dollars In Taxes?


Headline A: The ground is ruined, so engineers have started growing leafy greens in the air.
Headline B: The bad news is the water's ruined for farming. The good news is they can grow lettuce in the air.


Headline A: If I'm Critical Of The USA, I Sometimes Get 'If You Don't Like It, Leave!' Nah, Bro — I'll Do This.
Headline B: When I Hear, 'If You Don't Like It Here, Leave!' I Respond With: 'Nah, Bro, I'll Do This Instead.'


Headline A: I Don't Care How Cute That Bulldog Is, We Have To Stop Making Them
Headline B: I Don't Care How Cute That Bulldog Is, It's Stupid To Make Them


Headline A: An Explosion Took Away His Sight. Then He Got An Incredible Gift That Changed Everything
Headline B: He Starts Talking About The Dog, And 50 Seconds In, His Voice Breaks.


Headline A: 49 Kids Say What It Means To Be A 'Nice Person,' And I Can't Stop Smiling
Headline B: 49 Kids Say What It Means To Be A 'Nice Person.' These Are Genius.


Headline A: For Many Years, The Government Hasn't Let Him Leave His Town. The Reason For It Made My Blood Boil.
Headline B: 8 Years Ago, China Promised $14 Million To Clean Up This Lake. They Didn't. He's Calling Them Out.


Headline A: If You Dress Up Like Sylvia For Halloween, You’re Going To Scare Everyone Who Cares About The Earth
Headline B: Her Name Is Sylvia Earle, And She's Here To Scare The Living Daylights Out Of You


Headline A: A City In Florida Got Tired Of Politicians And Their B.S. So They Changed Some Laws.
Headline B: A Conservative, A Liberal And An Independent Paused Long Enough To Get People Working Together


Headline A: A Man Describes What It's Like To Be Terrorized By People Who Think He’s A Terrorist
Headline B: When There’s Nothing Scarier Than A Room Full Of White Men Laughing


Headline A: An Eloquent Nerd Goes Up Against A Corporate Suit To Debate An Unsexy Issue That's Really A Big Deal
Headline B: Hank Green Goes Up Against A Corporate Suit To Debate An Unsexy Issue That Is Really A Big Deal


Headline A: How To Stop A Child From Smoking In 30 Seconds
Headline B: Kids Love To Smoke Cigarettes, Right?


Headline A: Certain Companies Are Using Something As An Open Sewer And You’re Picking Up The Tab
Headline B: Ouch, That’s An Expensive Addiction We Have. We Might Want To Stop Paying The Price.


Headline A: Remember That Time They Asked, "What's The Hardest Part About Being A Male Director?" Me Neither.
Headline B: A Dude Film Director Has Never Been Asked The Ridiculous Question This Woman Always Gets


Headline A: Jon Stewart Told CNN It Was Hurting America. 10 Years Later, Little Has Changed.
Headline B: It's The 10th Anniversary Of Jon Stewart's Epic Rant On CNN. It Just Never Gets Old.


Headline A: When They Started Dating, They Had To Overcome A Lot. But There Was 1 Thing They Maybe Couldn't.
Headline B: She Was Waiting For Marriage To Have Sex. Then She Met Him, And She Had To Choose.


Headline A: Their Friends Say They’re Going To Hell, But They Have Other Plans
Headline B: They‘re Hated On By The Media, Their Friends And Their Families. Their Crime? Having A Baby.


Headline A: That Huge Cultural Shift All Around Us? It’s Not An Earthquake, But Rather, A Rising Tide.
Headline B: What It Means That An ‘Old Fat White Guy From Dallas, Texas’ Supports LGBTQ Folks


Headline A: This map will let you know what's happening in your own backyard. Literally.
Headline B: Meet the app that watches the forest when no one else is


Headline A: Here Are Plenty Of Reasons To Cross Sodas Off My Grocery List. Forever.
Headline B: Here’s A Good Reason To Cross Sodas Off My Grocery List. Forever.


Headline A: Would You Trick A Friend Into Thinking They Were In A 10-Year Coma? Maybe You Should.
Headline B: Friends Don't Let Friends Drive Drunk. But They Do Let Them Think They've Been In A Ten-Year Coma.


Headline A: 1 In 3 Female Students Agreed To Die Early For 'The Perfect Body.' Yep, Die.
Headline B: When Students Say They'll Die Early For 'A Perfect Body,' That Means We've Got A Problem


Headline A: 3 gross myths food corporations are shoving down our throats. I'm fed up.
Headline B: It's not the latest crime boss movie, nope, it's just how farming gets done


Headline A: If You Think 1 Canadian Dude Is Actually 180,000 Hispanic People, You Might Be Kinda Sorta Racist
Headline B: Why Martin Luther King Jr. Would Still Be Fighting For Voting Rights If He Were Alive Today


Headline A: The 1st 3 Cities Aren't Surprising, But The 4th Has My Full Attention
Headline B: Cable Companies, Beware: This Town Just Killed Your Business, And Others Are Taking Notice.


Headline A: Right Now "Big Data" Means Government Spying. But It Doesn't Have To. It Gets Better.
Headline B: What Happens When Our Computers Outsmart Us? Something Awesome, According To This Guy.


Headline A: Because The Most Amazing Breakthroughs Start With The Smallest Of Ideas
Headline B: The Keys To Understanding The World Lie In The Smallest, Most Basic Things We See And Do Every Day


Headline A: One Chart Proves That American Laws Just Straight Up Don't Work To Help Our Children Learn
Headline B: When I Started Looking This Map About American Schools, I Did *Not* Expect That Bar To Go Up


Headline A: The next time you enjoy donuts or ice cream, be sure you thank the orangutans.
Headline B: Two Girl Scouts spent years telling the world about palm oil. Is the world finally hearing them?


Headline A: No, She Isnt Screaming Because The Hot Waters Gone, But She Is Certainly In Hot Water With Someone
Headline B: This Is The Only Horror Clip You Will Actually Root For The Guy With The Giant Knife


Headline A: The Founding Fathers Probably Would Have Hated To See America NOT Moving In Which Direction?
Headline B: Which 7-Letter-Word Is NOT A 4-Letter-Word (Despite What Some Politicians Would Like You To Think)?


Headline A: Russell Brand Jumps Into The Zellweger Face Debate And Ends It. Thank You.
Headline B: Media Doesn't Get That Time Has An Impact On Matter and Therefore Faces, So Russell Brand Explains


Headline A: The Next Time Someone Says Sexism Isn't Real, Show Them These Shocking Role Reversal Images
Headline B: Probably 'The' Most Sexist Ads I've Ever Seen ... Towards Men


Headline A: Audio From Early Space Voyages Sounds More Like A Road Trip Than A Space Flight
Headline B: Listen To Actual Astronauts Bicker Like They're On A Road Trip


Headline A: How Did Bats Cause An Outbreak Of One Of Humanity's Deadliest Diseases? And Why Is It Our Fault?
Headline B: How Did Bats Cause An Outbreak Of One Of Humanity's Deadliest Diseases? And Why Is It OUR Fault?


Headline A: Finally, A Cure For People Trying To Cure Gay People
Headline B: This Man Says The Most Perfect Thing About Why He Gave Up On Trying To 'Cure' Gay People


Headline A: A Disturbing 2-Minute Video Might Keep Your Kid Alive
Headline B: Save Your Kid's Life: You Need 2 Minutes To Watch This Video And Less Than An Hour To Fix Everything


Headline A: I asked a black ladyfriend if this was for real. She realized she had no idea how oblivious I was.
Headline B: Whenever I think I understand my privilege, something reminds me how wrong I am.


Headline A: When He Was 13, His Mother Was Diagnosed With Cancer. 3 Years Later, They Had Him In An 8 X 6 Cell.
Headline B: 8 X 6. Some Numbers, Right? What If That's Where You Lived For Several Days In A Row?


Headline A: She says this superhero has a mental illness and I agree.
Headline B: Batman has PTSD but no one is calling him 'crazy'. What gives?


Headline A: Why Powdered Doughnuts Are The New Crack Cocaine
Headline B: You Call It Food. I Call It Poison.


Headline A: He Wasn’t Calling To Catch Up. He Had A Huge Secret That He Didn’t Want To Carry Around Anymore.
Headline B: Their Conversation Starts Off Pretty Innocent Until The Scary Music Kicks In


Headline A: Daniel Radcliffe Has Some Thoughts On Sexualization And Double Standards That You Really Should Hear
Headline B: This Famous Actor Has A Poignant Response To A Reporter That Tells Him It's Weird She Finds Him Sexy


Headline A: One 9-Letter Word That Begins With P Scares A Lot Of People. Here's Why We Should Talk About It.
Headline B: There's Wonder Woman. There's Spider-Man. And There's 1 Cartoon Person With Powerful Things To Say.


Headline A: Why Homophobia Is Not An Acceptable Life Choice
Headline B: What Kind Of World Does Homophobia Create?


Headline A: The One Where A Creationist Picks A Fight And Loses To A Priest
Headline B: Creationism Has Nothing To Do With Christianity According To Christian Dude


Headline A: The Question Don Lemon 'Had To Ask' This Rape Accuser That Made Him A Twitter Laughing Stock
Headline B: The #DonLemonReporting Hashtag Proves Just How Ridiculous Victim Blaming Is


Headline A: Growing Organic Makes So Much (Photosynthe-) Sense
Headline B: If We Make Enough Food To Feed The Entire World (And Then Some), Why Are People Going Hungry?


Headline A: I’m Totally Suprised By Which Countries Use The Most Energy Per Capita
Headline B: I’m Totally Suprised By This Map Of Which People Use The Most Energy


Headline A: Meet Carter. She Wanted To Be A Scientist In A Field That Didn't Have Many Women.
Headline B: Solar Power, Check. Female Scientist, Check. The Future? Aye, Mate.


Headline A: This Map Is Looking More Blue Every Year And It's A Really Incredible Thing
Headline B: These Are The Places Where Malaria Still Lives In The World


Headline A: The Terrifying Oncoming Reality They're Trying To Warn Us About Through One Funny Sketch
Headline B: He's A Comic, Not A Doctor. He's Not The Terrifying Future, Either. But That's What It's About.


Headline A: When It Comes To Making Peace, Here's A Place Where The Future Is Happening Right Now
Headline B: A Kid’s Feelings Are Always Important, Especially When They’re Not Heard


Headline A: How One Man's Carribean Parents Reacted To Who He Was Dating
Headline B: How One Writer's Parents Reacted To Who He Was In Love With


Headline A: Why People Who Helped Food Get To Your Table Stopped One Kind Of Food From Doing So
Headline B: That One Time 14 Million Americans Boycotted Something That Pretty Much Everybody Ate


Headline A: This Man Has Gone Viral. And He Won't Stop Until You Do, Too
Headline B: His Favorite Song Must Be "Fever", The Way He Gives And Gets It. All Day Long.


Headline A: The Things Straight People Say At Work Without Realizing How It Impacts Gay People
Headline B: Sometimes It's The Questions We Don't Ask That Can Be The Most Hurtful


Headline A: See the untamed river that may be destroyed just to ship coal overseas.
Headline B: See for yourself how wild and stunning this area is. Someone wants to destroy it.


Headline A: If You Think Woman Can Be Blamed For Harassment That Occurs To Them, Watch These 60 Seconds
Headline B: Men: You May Never Be In A Woman's Body, But This Film Puts You There For 65 Seconds


Headline A: This Guy Convinced A Lot Of Random People To Wear Sunscreen. And He's Got Me Convinced, Too.
Headline B: This Is What You Look Like To The Sun... With And Without Sunscreen.


Headline A: He Asks The Question 10 Times, Because He Just Can't Believe How This City Solved Homelessness
Headline B: They've Solved Homelessness, Helped Folks, And Saved Money. Is It Too Good To Be True?


Headline A: There’s A Goddamn Tragedy Taking Place Off The Coast Of Australia, But At Least They Made It Funny
Headline B: There’s A Place Off The Coast Of Australia That Everyone Wants A Piece Of—And That's A Problem


Headline A: I'm Pretty Sure You Won't Believe Me But An Engineer Guy Just Invented A Flying Bike. Wanna Ride?
Headline B: You Might Never Fly A Plane But You Could Be The Pilot On One Of These


Headline A: ‘The 6 Children Of The Bloke Who Founded Walmart Have … As Much As 150,000,000 Poorest Americans.’
Headline B: ‘Six Children Just For Plopping Out Of The Right Vagina, Have Got As Much Money As Half Of America’


Headline A: The Guy Behind The Segway Has Invented Something New. And It’s Way Cooler Than A Scooter.
Headline B: Half Of All The World’s Diseases Come From This One Substance That You Definitely Ingested Today


Headline A: The NFL Has A Serious Problem. Well, Not Just 1 Problem. At Least 2. More Like 7, Really.
Headline B: The Things He Texted The Boy’s Mother After He Beat Their Son Are Horrific. And That’s All He Gets?


Headline A: This Kid's Skin Falls Off If He Moves Wrong. So The Fact That He Cracks Jokes Is Kind Of Impressive.
Headline B: This Kid's Skin Falls Off If He Moves Wrong. He Still Crack Jokes About It. Funny Jokes.


Headline A: A 2 Minute Monologue That Has Me Thinking About A Serious Topic In A Whole New Light
Headline B: This Guy Thinks Rape Is Hilarious, And For Once, I Agree With Him


Headline A: When You See These Two Products Side-By-Side, It'll Make All The Sense In The World
Headline B: We Regulate Cars To Keep People Safe. What If We Applied The Same Basic Logic To Guns?


Headline A: With So Much Hate In The World, It's Refreshing To See A Lamppost Offering A Little Comfort.
Headline B: An Awkward Kid Grows Up Into A Force Of Nature With A Wonderfully Positive Message.


Headline A: Aisha Tyler Voluntarily Hurts Herself To Convince You To Sign Up For Health Insurance
Headline B: Watch a celebrity do 4 really stupid things in less than a minute to prove a really smart point


Headline A: A Guy Does Some Simple Math To Explain Why Saying 'My Vote Doesn't Matter' Is Completely False
Headline B: The 10 Most Ridiculous Reasons To Not Vote That You Might Have Said And Are Probably Wrong About


Headline A: I Know No One Likes Talking About The Environment, So Let's Try Singing
Headline B: How Do You Make An Oil Rig Cute? I Don't Know But They Figured Out How To Do It.


Headline A: Tony Hawk Says He Thrives Of The Noise Of The Crowd, And Wants Others To Experience That Too
Headline B: Can You Hear That? That's The Sound Of The World's Most Famous Skater Being Awesome


Headline A: The Science Behind Why You Might Watch This Video Later Instead Of Right Now
Headline B: A Secret Mind Trick That Those Annoying Non-Procrastinators Know About (Yes I'm Jealous)


Headline A: What if you could help the homeless by electronically funding the purchase of shoes, clothes, etc.?
Headline B: If you’re like me, homeless people asking for money just doesn’t work. Here’s a much better idea.


Headline A: They Found The 1 Straight Couple Who Were Negatively Affected By Gay Marriage. Bless Their Hearts.
Headline B: They Found The 1 Straight Couple Who Were Negatively Affected By Gay Marriage. Poor Things.


Headline A: Tell Me Again How Abstinence-Only Education Is Working?
Headline B: Young Parents From MTV's '16 & Pregnant' Get Quizzed On Sex Ed Stuff


Headline A: What Do You Tell A Kid When She Says Her Lesbian Grandmas Can’t Get Married? This Mom Knows.
Headline B: Here's How A Liberal Mom Reacts When Her Young Daughter Says Her Lesbian Grandmas Can’t Get Married


Headline A: 8 Million Children Per Year. If You Just Read This, That's Another.

Headline B: Well, This Is Just About The Most Devastatingly Inspirational Thing I've Seen Today


Headline A: My 7-Year Old Son Said He'd Kick His Sister In The Nuts. Here's Why I Chose To Tell The Truth Then.
Headline B: Decide Early That You Won't Shy Away From Sex Questions From Your Kids. It Makes Everything Easier.


Headline A: How The NRA Is Making It Easier For African Warlords To Get AK-47s
Headline B: Why Is The NRA Defending The Rights Of African Warlords?


Headline A: If You Like To 'People Watch,' Here Are The Kinda Folks You Should Be Looking At
Headline B: The Scientific Reason People Feel Connected Will Make You Feel Elated


Headline A: A Hilariously Jumbled Retelling Of A Historical Event I Definitely Never Heard About In School
Headline B: A U.S. President Once Had It Out For An American Hero — A Hilariously Jumbled Retelling


Headline A: A white TV news anchor from Texas smacks down a group of racist sports fans so perfectly
Headline B: They claimed the racist signs were an accident. He doesn't buy it for 1 second.


Headline A: This Psychic's 'Gift' Is About To Blow Your Mind
Headline B: Psychic Reveals His Greatest Trick. It's Actually Kind Of Terrifying.


Headline A: Cankles. Because Somewhere Along The Line, They Decided That Women Needed More To Be Worried About.
Headline B: How Shorter Dresses Ruined Millions Of Perfectly Good Ankles And Our Self-Esteem Never Recovered


Headline A: See How These Clever Designers Are Using Cardboard Signs To Lead The Homeless To A Better Life
Headline B: Big Brands, Graphic Designers And The Homeless Working Together? Sounds Weird, But It's Beautiful.


Headline A: Can One Small Investment REALLY Change the Future of Humanity?
Headline B: The State Of The World Is The Question, And GIRLS Are The Answer


Headline A: Rabies Is Not A Thing Of The Past, Just Ask These People Living In Constant Fear
Headline B: There Are A Lot Of People Terrified Of Dogs In The Philippines And I Really Don't Blame Them


Headline A: When You Take The Sexism Out Of Headlines, The Results Are Hilarious
Headline B: When You Take The Sexism Out Of Headlines, The Results Are Hilarious...


Headline A: Maddening Information Made Pretty: A Cartoonist's Depiction Of Wealth Inequality
Headline B: A Fugly Truth Made Pretty: A Cartoonist's Depiction Of Wealth Inequality


Headline A: Once Upon A Time, There Was A Prince, A Knight, And A Princess. Guess Which Two End Up Together.
Headline B: Here Are Some Adjectives Of Things In This Children's Book: Neighs, Yays, Hays, Sprays, Rays, And G-


Headline A: Every time some charity asks for your money, ask them if they do it like this.
Headline B: They’ve come up with a $$-and-cents reason for people to do the right thing. Genius.


Headline A: Only 1.1 Million People Have Viewed This In The Last Year. And That's Simply Not Enough.
Headline B: At First Glance, They're An Odd Couple. But Listening To Them For Just 5 Seconds Changes That.


Headline A: No Secret, Right? Your Chance Of Going To Prison Is A Matter Of Black And White.
Headline B: The Secret That Cops Know About Who They Arrest But Won't Tell Anyone


Headline A: She Set Up Her Webcam To Rehearse A Dance, But Ended Up Recording Something Much More Important
Headline B: A Brave Young Woman Set Up Her Webcam To Rehearse But Recorded Something Much More Important


Headline A: I Want To Understand Why Millennials Are So Lazy, But I Can't Seem To Find The Lazy Ones
Headline B: If You Want To Be Cared For When You Get Old, Don't Be A Jerk To These Guys. It's Not Their Fault.


Headline A: Here's One Little Girl Who WON'T Be Getting Her Relationship Advice From That Girl In 'Twilight'
Headline B: Here's One Little Girl Who WON'T Be Getting Her Relationship Advice From That Bella Twilight Lady


Headline A: Common Sense? Why Bother When We Can Just Deport People?
Headline B: Why People Who Voted For Obama For His Stance On Immigration Are Getting Mad


Headline A: A couple gave their son a cute little puppy. So why am I sorta creeped out?
Headline B: It's such a relief when you realize what they do to their dog is fake.


Headline A: How Long Could You Wait To See Your Baby Again?
Headline B: A Young Boy Goes Missing And One Person Waits An Entire Lifetime For His Return


Headline A: They Almost Had To Abandon Their Plans To Change America In A Much-Needed Way. Almost.
Headline B: They Almost Had To Stop Filming What They Think Will Change America In A Wonderful Way. Almost.


Headline A: Here's A Young Woman Whose Voice Is So Special Over 128,000 People Like It
Headline B: Here's A Young Woman Whose Voice Is So Special 128,000+ People Like It


Headline A: Here’s How You End Up In Prison If You’re British And Also A Complete Idiot
Headline B: She Giggled At His Comment. Little Did She Know, They Were About To Get Something At Their Door.


Headline A: These Ladies Take 4 Simple Words And Own Them. More Of Us Should Do The Same.
Headline B: These Women Just Reminded Me Of The Greatest Thing That I Own


Headline A: These Soldiers Crossed The Rubicon. So Why Are They Burning The Boat?
Headline B: Watch A Bunch Of American Soldiers Invade Our Own Country. For A Good Reason.


Headline A: When Men Broke In And Threatened His Girlfriend, His American Friends Had 1 Ridiculous Response.
Headline B: He Screams Insults, Then Pretends To Open A Safe. That’s Why It’s Ridiculous.


Headline A: If It Were Opposite Day, The News Would Be Like This
Headline B: You Know How Cable News Makes You Want To Die Inside? What If That Were Banned In A News Show?


Headline A: 'I Can't Believe These Chicks Think We Should Take A Chance On Them' — Some Hollywood Finance Dude
Headline B: 'Chicks Directing Movies? With My Money?' — Hollywood Finance Guys


Headline A: Valentine's Day Has Gone From Murder And Violence To Chocolates And Spending
Headline B: Animal Sacrifice? Hitting Women With Pieces Of The Dead Animal? The OLD Valentine's Day Sucks!


Headline A: All The Reasons I'm A Dad In One Really Heartwarming Ode To All Dads
Headline B: Just An Emotionally Gripping Love Letter To All The Dads In The World


Headline A: Watch A Congressman Threaten To Physically Harm A Reporter For Asking The Wrong Question
Headline B: Reporter Asks The Wrong Question, Politician Threatens To Throw Reporter Off A Balcony


Headline A: She Had One Question Before She Finished Dressing For The Club. Here's Why The Answer's Impossible.
Headline B: It Takes 4 Different Outfits To Solve 1 Stupid Question. But My Heart Swells When She Gets It Right.


Headline A: Why Beekeepers Are Basically The Reason We Have Fruits
Headline B: Love Fruits? I've Got Some Folks (And Some Buzzy Little Buggers) You Should Thank For 'Em.


Headline A: “I’m Here Because I’m Lucky” Is The Worst Advice, EVER
Headline B: Watch How Feeling Lucky Is Costing Women $5,000 A Year